#god i fucking love banter

[ilsaethan]

#rfergusonedit #tcruiseedit #mission: impossible #rebecca ferguson #tom cruise #tom/rebecca #*mine #*roundtable #help lmfao #she's so fucking funny #i'm crying #god i love their dynamic #their banter is just wonderful #chaotic energy: unmatched #(excuse le potato quality)

[daddy-long-legssss]

FINISHED THIS FIC. I'M NOT OKAY.

#i've been rotting in bed all day #and binged this fucking fic #and i cried #i don't think i've ever cried at fic before #i mean im finishing my period so im really emo rn #but oh my godddddddddddddddddddddd #THIS WAS SO FUCKING GOOD #people are so insanely talented #the character banter was freaking hilarious #the characterization was incredible #the heartbreak the anguish the LOVE my heart couldn't TAKE IT #thank god for fic man #what would i do without it #milex fanfiction

[zebruh]

me shaking the internet: stop giving me femboys and twinks I want a man with MEAT on his bones gimme a man with HAIR, gimme a man with tits!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#vwitty banter #pardon me im gay and thinking about hairy men #god i love bears and otherwise hairy men #cant wait to see the guy ive been on a few dates with once hes farther on t #i know that man gonna get hairy and hes already getting a hotter face from t #and hes not thin either thank fuck i love me a big guy

[bumblingbabooshka]

'Parturition' is so brave for being the yaoi ship trope episode of Voyager. "Neelix and Tom Paris had a physical.....fight." Also continuing Tom's beautiful habit of loving both infidelity and child abandonment with all his heart. Also, wonderful out of context quote: "I had no right to push that pasta in your lap."

#Also I forgot about the Tom/Kes stuff in early seasons #You know what? I think Kes can flirt. Disaster as a real couple/ship but I do believe they'd do some going-nowhere flirting #post Neelix breakup. Also once again Kes SHOULD have been able to ADVENTURE more!!! #Tom's true wife is a beautiful woman named infidelity and he loves her more than anything except Harry Kim #Tom: (bothered & horny) Play the clarinet Harry. #Harry has a really cozy couch setup btw #OH ??? I sthis a thing??? #In two different episodes now Harry's said 'there's an old chinese expression...' <- was that something they were trying out?? #Thank God it didn't stick. #Harry: You keep setting yourself up for rejection. You must like playing the part. / Tom: Don't knock it 'till you've tried it. #<- Sound of a nail being hit squarely on the head...Harry's so handsome #YEEEAAAAH THE GIRLS ARE FIIIIIGHTIIIIIINGGGGG!!!! #Neelix being so possessive of Kes is obviously bad but him just out of nowhere insulting and tossing pasta on Tom IS very fun and good #removed from context. Tom: -eating. doing nothing- / Neelix: You fucking lowlife asshole. =_= #SNRKAHAHHAAH 'I'LL KILL YOU!!!!' CARTOON ROLLING AROUND ON THE TABLES~!!?!?? #I like how this is a fight but NOT serious at all....they are looney tunesing it #Even the background crew are like...smiling & laughing. This is so funny <3 #The doctor would love if two men fought over him. He'd be concerned and tell them to stop but he'd secretly love it I know him I know this. #'How delightful!' indeed. Kes' green & black outfit in this episode is really pretty! Also she & the doctor's banter is nice~! #'That's not funny!' / 'It's not meant to be. You LOVE autopsies?' and her laughing at him saying 'then your world must have very dry lit.' #Also love the doc's ultimate advice of 'It's not your problem' bc it's not~!! Yaoi sin planet with cure what ails em #NEELIX SAID TECHNOBABBLE!!!! HE SAID THE LINE!!!! #Tom: I'm picking up caves west of here. / Neelix: Yaaay. <3 <- negative. sarcastic. hateful. #YEEEEAAAAAAHHHH DINO PUPPET BABYYYY!!!!! #Janeway: Tuvok can you do X? / Tuvok: (preening) I have anticipated your request Captain. / Chakotay: =_= #Tom: The baby's shivering...that's normal right?? <- Yeah Tom <3 It's so normal <3 You're gonna be a great dad <3 #Also Neelix just smiling earnestly at being called Godmother...-raises brow- #Neelix & Tom: Kes - Captain - we've worked out our differences! We had a baby <3

[evilkaeya]

Feeling the loss of finishing a really good anime rn... the apothecary diaries was so good I need s2 immediately

#the animation the plot the characters the romance >>>>>>>> #i can talk about it for hours #I LOVE MAOMAO SO MUCH god shes so. i need to put her in a jar. #Jinshi beloved he's so silly #new favorite jealous boy #they're literally the adhd x autism duo #I LOVED THE LAST SCENE I fucking knew maomao was going to say something ridiculous. like there was no way they were gna kiss #they're silly banters made the show sm better #and the side characters wahhhhhh love them sm #gaoshun!!!! my dad fr #and gyokuyou and everyone working for her <3 every time she laughed i laughed with her #i also learnt sm abt herbs from this anime god bless #i wanna watch a sign of affection but i need to watch something hardcore before that to balance it out #can't be seen giggling blushing smiling too mucj

[1moreoffkeyanthem]

I have made a very wise purchase of kimchi soup from a local vegetarian restaurant and I am extremely excited to consume it whilst I stare blankly at the draft of my current wip that I don’t know how to end

#god I fucking love soup #also style #but alas I have no clue where I’m going with this fic it’s fully just banter #what else is new #fuckin ojv is just a headcanon dump at this point #rip #south park #I threw up at work this morning and I have not felt like a person in months #save me soup save me

[thompsborn]

WEEWOO WEEWOO IM CRYING AGAIN

#ari plays sm2 #SPOILERS AHEAD DO NOT KEEP READING #harry osborn: is on my screen for 2 seconds #me: starts tearjng up #peter: HUGS HARRY AND SAYS I MKSSED TOU #ME: SOBS VIOLENTLY UNCONTROLLABLY SO MUCH EMOTION I LOVE HARRY OSBORN SO FUCKING MUCH #theyre GOING ON A BIKE RIDE????? #THIS IS A DATE I SWEAR TO GOD ITS A DATE HARRY FAY AS FUCK OSBORN IS GOING ON A BIKE RIDE WITH PETER BI BI BI PARKER #SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS #canon cant tell me otherwise this is a DATE #ITS LKTERALLY FUCKIGN INSTRUMENTAL VERSION OF CIGARETTE DAYDREAMS PLAYING RIGHT NOW IM LIKE 99%SURE #no joke their conversation feels like the easy flirty besties banter ive read in Many fics #guys im a wreck already and i have to leave for work in an hour #bjt im like almost certain im gonna stay up all night playing this after work pgjfjf

[vulcanette]

dressrosa is my favorite arc so far, and there’s so many reasons

#kat watches one piece #sanji got to have Fun and be manly and fall in love for like a day #which I’m so happy for him. go white boy go #zoro’s getting lost SHENANIGANS and also his suit with the popped collar shirt!!!!!!!!!!! that’s enough of a reason #Luffy got to have fun AND see sabo and make so many new friends #usopp got to be a GOD which is so funny I can’t take it #franky was so strong and cool 😎 and I just love my manly man! #Rebecca and Kyros!!!!! enough said!!! #law and his vengeful spirit !!!! YES!!!!! #also Luffy and Law’s banter #I love this arc. I notoriously love a tournament arc so #but there’s SO much more to this #also. DOFLAMINGO is so! fucking! scary! he is SUCH a bastard. he is so fucking evil!!! i can’t get enough honestly #there’s so so so much more #having the time of my life w Dressrosa

[peapod20001]

Bro I’m </3 thinking too hard </3

#vent #ugh. artfight. bullshit. fucking shit #I would rather have banter with my friends than draw for people that don’t care #but alas. the all consuming art game #I love drawing for people in theory but I hate how it makes me feel. do you understand what I mean by this #idk what it is but the fact art fight starts TOMORROW has me feeling like a worthless sack of shit #and that feeling is only heightened by the fact that everyone is going to be invested in it while I fucking crumble for what? the 3rd? #4th year in a row?? god. fucking sucks. I get so in my head with this bullshit every year. but I want to do it #ugh. awful. and I feel worse when people make me things and then I don’t get to send something back #awful gross beast. and now I’m just feeling worse thinking about other things. I’m so overwhelmed #and not a damn person to talk to cus 1. there’s no one to listen and 2. I can’t articulate my feelings! I don’t understand myself! #the only reason I know how to act is because I do research for my fucking characters! I’m my own fucking character! #and I wish someone was there to make me feel special like how I (hypothetically) make my ocs feel!! #ugh. whatever I’m cool and fine and dandy and NOT on the verge of tears and I’m going to eat fucking jellybeans #am I going to have a breakdown every time there’s a Holliday or event? I canNOT be caught feeling like a fucking ball of lint every #valentines day dawg. I can’t be that person. I already did that one time too many ok #how’s it feel to have people enjoy talking to you? cus I’m either too much or not enough for people

[spaceratprodigy]

never not thinking abt cap faith on eridanos just eating dirt off the floor and licking every weird substance she finds and the one time max was like "wait captain you shouldn't.. oh, never mind.."

#like mans please get your girl she is doing FREAK shit again in front of the hotel guests #but like nobody can fight her either because they know she's right every single time #she LOVES giving ludovico migraines every chance she gets #also I love plotting out every interaction with spencer in canon and in detective au #eridanos just scratches my brain so fucking much and I love like every max banter #he's such a little guy #god please do I have the quote of him in roseway talking abt how he always wanted to sneak in thru the vents like a spy #alright stop my rambling I just wanna keep talking abt nonsense to myself bc I have nothing better to do #faith and max

[starrysmiling]

[fic] respite

Jax finally gets home to Borrius after a month-long business trip. Obviously, the first thing he does is steal a few moments with Fern.

G-rated | 1.3k words | posted 29/04/2023

jax / fern (male player) | major cameos: none

fluff, pov 2nd person, established relationship, a little study on fern's dishonesty, a generous amount of kissing

read here

#pokemon unbound #fern unbound #jax unbound #fax unbound #unbound canonverse #en fic #i was feeling in the mood for some cute fluffy fax yesterday #y'know like when you're at work and you think about fern stealing jax away for a moment and you get the craving to write #and i kept thinking about fern being dishonest about whether or not he missed jax #fern will be like “no shut the hell up i didn't miss you” and then kiss him like his fucking life depended on it #god they are perfect for each other #i also really wanted to show them casually bantering!! it gives a relationship flavour!!!!! #i don't want all their juicy banter to disappear after they start sucking face. it's not fun when the banter goes away #it really is easier to write from jax's pov like his huge puppy energy is so fun to get into #HE'S DOWN SO BADDDDDDDDD #was i projecting the fact that i was so tired and i'd love to go home to the warm embrace of my beloved (fax fanfiction)? perhaps

[blingblingsparklesparkle]

Anyways, Carver had problems making friends growing up despite being an extrovert so now he latches onto whoever seems to slightly care about him.

Even though he thinks he doesn’t need Maria, Carver still sticks to her like a fly because he desperately wants to befriend her (they are already friends, Carver is a little dumb)

With Ladybug it’s a little tricky. Sure, Carver hates the guy, but honestly he likes the banter. He’ll never admit it but he genuinely likes Ladybugs presence.

#social anxiety extrovert Carver for the win #I love making assholes into slightly likable characters #it’s my job at this point #carver bullet train #bullet train #i misspelled banter oh my fucking god

[astramachina]

Review for this one book saying "surprisingly queer", I need you to explain. Is it explicitly queer or is it some wishy-washy bromance because I was onboard until I read the words "magical ministry" and suddenly I'm going to need a lot more because gay Edwardians might not just cut it for me if we're gonna be talking about spells and magic in alternate England. It's far too close to a certain franchise I don't wish to think about.

#there's nothing wrong with the book per se i am enjoying the banter between robin and edward but every time i read the word spell #i lose one hit point. #i KNEW i'd had to clench my jaw through magical bureaucracy but i was thinking more along the lines of the FBC in Control #not the fucking Ministry of Goddamn Magic #i'm not gonna dnf it yet i'm gonna give it a chance because this is as close to my fucking interests as i can possibly get #without it being YA. not that there's anything wrong with YA i just want something different rn. #90% of my recent queer reads have been YA for the love of god #reading tag #*edwin. not edward.

[eetworm]

hiiii!!!! hi omg hiiii

I really love boisverts work ok ty gn

#i was going to just talk about it on my priv Twitter but no i wanna do the whole lil mini talk thing here too #im so fucking. obsessed with A_Love_Letter #that whole series leading up to it. boisvert you crazy bastard god bless you #something about. the back and fourth battle with something that thinks it is correct in its sorrow and despair #and the viciousness of that #being met with love and acknowledgment of its desires and energy and a knowing that it had to exist one way or another #like gods maybe i read too much into it but #something about that back and fourth bantering with the creature in my skull resonated with it idk what else to say #the dialogue too oorrggmm #i hold that video very close to my heart its like comfort food #sign that says talk to me about this work please im normal about it i promise

[braidwoods]

already dreading aerin and the elf lady being unnecessary lis rip what little screentime imtura had that wasnt a choice between all of them

#im on the dreadwood chapter of my replay and god i cant wait until the tyril romance scenes its been almost two years since ive read over #them and how tyril is so enamored by mc and how much they fluster him. ugh i love their dynamic and hope adding more lis for whatever reaso #doesnt completely fuck up the group chemistry and banter and synergy. theyre gonna make us forgive aerin too even after mc had to kill nia #bc of him and his bullshit. fuck aerin all my homies hate aerin #i /know/ this will end up like gaius in bb3 and i hated every second of it

[bruciemilf]

The Wayne manor is not a quiet place.

Someone Is always doing something, talking about anything, teasing, bantering, playfully slandering, so Bruce grew accustomed to noise. Its hard not to, with his nest of birds.

But this particular topic has him on mute;

"Why do YOU get him when he's old?"

" Oh my GOD, Jason, I'm LITERALLY the oldest. You ALWAYS have to get everything!"

Jason isn't at all interested in Dick's dramatics. He wraps all 6'4 inches around Bruce's leg like an affectionate leech. "You're the fucking meanest! You'll probably feed B those gross ass protein shakes and force him to watch re runs of Realest Housewives of Gotham!"

"YOU TRIED TO BLOW HIM UP!"

Cass is strong like a tsunami and silent as a snake, jumping on Bruce's back, beautiful eyes full of threat. " Dad stays. Mine."

Bruce pipes up, " I have a retirement plan--"

"Getting railed everyday at the Kent farm isn't a retirement!"

Tim gives Steph a look of disgust. "Gross."

Damian isn't above pulling out his swords. " If I don't get Baba, everyone is dying. Me included. "

"Damian. What did I say about threatening your siblings with murder?" Bruce asks expectantly.

" Oh, I'm not threatening, baba. I'm making a vow."

Alfred doesn't pry his attention from the chamomile tea he's preparing. " Master Bruce stays with me."

"...Alfred, I don't think you'll...You know, be around when Bruce retires--"

"Was that a contradiction?"

They all gulp. The argument is settled quickly, and Bruce spends the rest of his evening with head on Alfred's lap and his hand in Jason's hair, petting like a cat, and listening to RHOG on the TV.

He loves the noise.

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #damian wayne #batfamily #do NOT bring up gotham war okay?? idc #alfred pennyworth #batdad #dc comics #soft bruce wayne #battinson #hes so <33 #text #text post #writing