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leaky-heart · 7 months

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WAKEY WAKEY ITS TAPEGIRL AND VANESSA TIME

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mistyf0g · 25 days

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When I played Genshin Impact for the first time years ago and got Ninggaun, my lesbian ass had something change in my SOUL. I love girlbosses so much now, my eyes were so opened

#girlfail lesbian #lesbian #ningguang #ninggaung #genshin impact #beidou x ningguang #beigguang #girlboss #femme4femme #butch4butch #femme4butch #butch4femme #genshin #genshin ningguang

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the-rookinator-3000 · 1 year

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jetkie is literally girlboss x girlfail malewife and im all here for it

ur right. actually

#asks 📪#but to ME jetkie is girlfail acting like a girlboss and failing miserably x girlfail malewife

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schizoidcel · 6 months

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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HEHEHE spins in circles. pomni is sooooo Girl failure coded to me she totally needs a girl boss reader. sooo maybe girlboss!reader x pomni headcannons??? :3c

# POMNI x GIRLBOSS S/O ☆

omg I LOVE this request this is so real. Anon I will make out wit ur mind

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🤍 HEADCANONS !!

warnings :: None . Just a very much inlove Pomni

Omg Pomni is literally head over heels.

Whether you're stronger, more athletic, more talented or ALL OF THOSE than her it dosen't even matter you can literally just see the amazement in her eyes

Like when she first saw you her eyes were two huge ass circles and she always does that when you speak with her or vice versa

She also stutters more ..

She also is more likely to get a panic attack ..

Anyway. I like to think you were one of the first ones that came up to her & helped her!

Which automatically made her like you more.

But as time went on and you kept on helping her (ex. with her panic attacks, finding exits, the adventures etc.) she literally realizes how much she loves you and how hard she'd cry if you were gone .

Quickly on the topic of finding exits. You didn't immediately invalidate her thinking that there was an exit. Instead, you helped her the first few days, trying to find one

Infact, you still do!! Pomni and you still try to find an exit every few days, it's like your guys' "platonic" date night out (totally platonic... totes.)

Random idea once you comforted her while she was having another panic attack and the moment you touched her she just froze and. fucked OFF and you were like "???"

She apologized later . She was actually about to confess there but Jaxs bitchass fucked it up .. everybody clap 👏👏

While on the topic, you usually defend her from Jax & everybody else aswell

You also protect her alot !!

When you have adventures, you're always near her, incase something happens

And she ALWAYS blushes. It's so obvious PLEASE

Everytime you attack or confront one of those big ass adventure monsters (like maybe idk the gloink queen) she just sits there like ○○. only ○○.

All she does is stare when you do ANYTHING it's insane

Like you cannot even distract her or like push her correctly her gaze will stand

But NOT in a creepy way she just thinks you're way to cool for her and she dosen't deserve you.

So please ... Love this girlfail... She's just abit lost 🌚

She even rambles alot to Ragatha to you and is like "[name] is so cool... I wish I could be like them..." "Have you seen the way they handled that situation?? It was so badass!!"

It's like you're a new hyperfixation or something Ragatha is DONE of this girlfailure fangirlfailing.

She will probably help Pomni attempt a 2nd confession but she keeps saying no

She's just nervous though. Like her ass is SHAKING at the thought of confessing to you another time

Whatevs. Ragatha got you. She WILL execute something

One one last note, you influence her alot!

Since she DEFINITELY loves you, she started idolising you, and unconciously for example starts speaking like you

She even started to not panic as much anymore, cus she thought '[name] wouldn't do this.'

You noticed this, and you wanted to say how happy you are that shes not panicking as much anymore, but the moment you took her hands she immediately stopped functioning. Good job girl.

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ׂૢ་༘࿐ Thank you for reading! ♡

I actually love this idea so much I'll make a short scenario I thinks...

#pomni x reader #tadc x reader

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sailorsplatoon · 2 months

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since you mentioned shipping four and acht in the past do you have any headcannons of how their relationship would work?

Ooooh I’ve been hoping someone would ask this!!!

Side Order spoilers below!

Acht and Four first met in the Memverse. I go with the theory that Agent 4 was controlled by Order and became Parallel Canon. When Eight reconfigured their palette, they didn’t go back to normal because they had been fully greyscaled. So in a last ditch effort to save them, Marina sent them back into the Memverse in hopes of having them climb the Spire of Order and regaining their memories in the same way she planned for sanitized octos to. Acht met them during their ascent of the spire and slowly fell in love. As Agent 4 began to regain their memories, their feelings grew for Acht as well. (I’m actually writing a fanfic on this right now!)

Acht is initially terrified of leaving the Memverse because they know they’ll be in the Deepsea Metro and will have to face the reality of having been sanitized. Eventually, Four is able to encourage them to live in the real world for a little bit, but surprises them by going to the Deepsea Metro to be there when Acht did eventually leave the Memverse. This is where they had their first kiss!

The two both struggle with the trauma of losing their free will to an AI. They provide comfort for each other as best as they can.

Acht is significantly taller than Four and will often pick them up randomly, carrying them on their back.

Four comes up with a new nickname for Acht every time they see them. They have a list in their phone of ideas, most of which are food themed. A few examples: Mx. F1sh, Seaweed, Matcha Latte, Sushi, and My Corpse Bride (or partner or husband, Acht is ok with any of them).

Acht is emo and Four is kidcore so their aesthetics clash but in a beautiful way.

Four was a fan of DJ Dedf1sh before they met Acht.

Acht uses they/them and is an asexual greyromantic lesbian. Four uses she/they and is demisexual and pansexual.

Girlboss (Acht) x girlfail (Four)

That’s about all I’ve got for right now! Thank you so much for asking! I love these two so much and will gladly rant about them forever!

#acht splatoon #ahato mizuta #dedf1sh #splatoon agent 4 #agent 4 side order #agent 4 #Acht x Agent 4 #Dedfour #side order #side order spoilers #asks #ask #ask box #This is basically just me going “what if my comfort characters kissed?”

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peachyymomo · 3 months

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girlboss x malefail except the girlboss is a girlfail but people don't know that

#HAIII :3 i made another oc x canon literally no one is surprised #i think they're fun tbh #thinking of the name snakeeyesshipping for them but also not sure if i like it #idk i'll figure it out #also i LOVE drawing drayton’s cape all flowy i just make up random wind for him specifically LMAO #pokemon #pokemon art #pokemon fan art #anipoke #scvi dlc #scvi #pokemon scvi #pkmn scvi #the indigo disk #indigo disc dlc #oc x canon #oc: kali #drayton pokemon

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koagf · 8 months

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girlboss gf x girlfail gf when

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mintys-musings · 1 year

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i need more of ur anzu x idol rambles PLZ theyre so good if i cld inject it to my brain i wld do so /pos

*cracks knuckles* how much time do we have? I could do this all damn day t b h.

okay here's a random thing i love about anzu- not entirely related to this but still: EVERYONE KNOWS CANONICALLY HOW DAMN THIRSTY SHE IS TO SEE GUYS WHO ARE BARELY CLOTHED WITH MUSCLES. slight spoilers for madara's fs1 story will be in the tags so tread lightly if you wanna experience that yourself. just- she has a clear type in men. at least as far as physicality goes.

and for women??? SUZU. ARASHI. SHE LOVES HEADSTRONG WOMEN WHO TAKE NO SHIT.

ANYWAY SHIPS

This is gonna get long so im putting it under cut- im doing this right before i go to bed bc my brain will not rest until i get this out of my system

Okay. I know which ships I'll end up rambling about on my own. So lemme highlight ones that i may not talk about as much but love still. idk if u wanted to hear horny rambles or not so im just throwing in first time stuff as flavour.

MakoAnzu

MAKOTO AND ANZU ARE THE CUTEST. EPIC GAMER LOSER BF AND GIRLBOSS/GIRLFAIL GF COMBO. idk if it makes sense but they're like. hs sweethearts that never actually got together in hs and only realized it later when they reconnect or something that they're so totally in love. also he's just so damn goofy it balances out her more serious side that took over after her failed rebellion attempt at kimisaki. like he'd start calling her his favourite trouble maker if he heard that story. OOOOUUU MAYBE HE'D EVEN START CALLING HER ANGIE AND SHE NEARLY CRIES BC NO ONE CALLS HER THAT ANYMORE BESIDES HER BROTHER. idk they're sweet.

the first time they do it together, they're both so awkward that it's funny but they're so comfy with each other that it isn't a problem. in my mind, mako tries to lead at first but when it gets too hot and heavy, anzu takes charge. they seem like the most realistic couple out there with the least amount of angst~

JunAnzu

okay now to talk about Makoto's gaming buddy with her instead HFDSF. i feel like this anzu ship is a lil underrated. i personally love it. he has canonically given in to her like 🥺 face. they're relationship is basically jun teasing her and anzu pouting until he feels bad and it's cute. moon and sun vibe. also. jun is in eden/eve. he has money he's not spendin on himself. he may not give the most lavish gifts or even the most gifts in terms of anzu ships, but he does buy her little trinkets and stuff. more often than not though he's just paying for her meals. even with gatekeeper cash and the anzu fund made in the graduation story, he's not letting her spend a cent if she doesn't have to. if questioned he'd just be like "Haaah? Ain't it rude to make the lady pay?" but in reality he just wants to spoil her. the entirety of trickstar is gonna start questioning her though if they notice they're getting close. And i bet ibara is going to investigate why half of eve is meddling with the competition's producer.

their first time is spontaneous. they never talked before hand about it or whatever. it probably was them destressing from a hard day at work. PERSONALLY- i think they did it in the ES gym~ and god anzu was so scared theyd get caught. BOTH of them know Ibara goes down to the gym after work but luckily a meeting ran long or something because by the time they were done and dressed, they could just pass it off as training when ibara walked in.

HiMEAnzu

okay this is definitely a rare one- but a ship ive grown fond of the more i thought about it. meru and anzu are both work oriented, but still a little silly deep down. so when they relax and get to know each other, they find the others presence so calming. he admires her for her work ethic and she does the same. god im pulling out the first idol story interactions with this one as well- he let his guard down near completely when they first meet. and he says something like "like attracts like" or something like they're kindred spirits and that he's fallen for her. that last part was probs just his attempt at joking fanservice, but he is aware that he could easily pull anyone he wants to. for anzu to just talk normally with him, he thinks it's refreshing and honestly- being in a unit like crazyb, he would want someone calm like her to be around.

here's the big catch though: meru would never risk kaname's idol image by dating ANYONE. let alone the person known as "everyones producer." so this ship is BUILT for "at arms length" pining/"we'll never know what could've been" angst

their first time is the most planned out of all three of these ships. not on anzu's side, but himerus. meru is really meticulous with his image and he respects anzu. so if he's going to do something with her, he's going to do it right and make sure they have the most privacy possible. it's def something that happens after a VERY romantic date. possibly an anniversary. he gets incredibly intimate. maybe he'd even start talking in first person. this is, after all, not a performance for anyone. he just wants to share this moment with anzu. that being said they go on for a long ass time because meru has stamina and anzu can get insatiable if teased long enough.

#Minty Answers #Minty's Rambles #anzu ensemble stars #anzu specific ramble #okay fs1 #madaras fs1 story is very sweet but i wanna point out #madara asks her specifically if theres ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. THAT *SHE* WANTS HIM TO WEAR #AND SHE GOES “yes. your exclusive outfit should just be a loincloth and a headband.”#AND HE GOES WITH IT BC ITS WHAT SHE WANTS. AND EVERYONE AROUND THEM IS LIKE “GIRL. PLEASE.”#THEY EVEN GO AS FAR TO SAY THEY FEEL BAD ABOUT “RUINING ANZUS DREAM” BY TELLING HER IT MIGHT NOT BE THE BEST IDEA #MADARA WAS SO QUICK TO JUST BE LIKE “yeah sure babe. i'll wear the bare minimum of clothing just for u”#i love madaanz sm. even with all the angst. bc he's so whipped for her.#same reason i like rinneanz #tall strong men who are more responsible than they seem with a dark side being whipped for their tiny girlboss cringefail gf is PEAK

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puzzlepilled · 9 months

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bimbo girlboss sanrio girl x femcel girlfail sanrio girl (me and my girlfriend real <33)

@p0rnhub-fanboy-4eva

#femcel #bimbocore #sanrio #girlfailure

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stitchwraith-stingers · 1 year

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i fucking love how they treated penny sm like she can just be like yet another boring love interest girl character but they actually give her a personality n chemistry with gumball that isn't just basic girlboss x guyloser but rather that she herself can girlfail too just ugh they did the love interest character so right and i heart them sm sorry if this rant is a bit out of nowhere just eugh most guy protag x girl crush love interest in cartoons make me roll my eyes because they're usually the same thing and sucks but penball actually did it so right holy fuck

another day another based andrew analysis

#calico.exe #tawog #penny #gumball

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llamallama213 · 3 months

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seems ethereal but is actually girlfail x seems girlboss but is actually girlfail kinda peak dynamic ngl

#girlboss #girlfail #tropes #character dynamics #character tropes

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gmanwhore · 10 months

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Sonia x Celestia is girlboss x girlfail but people ain't ready for that conversation

They really aren't

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beatrice-reden-official · 1 year

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oh, ok

It ocurred to me that KillerCabinet is Girlboss x Girlfail but you never know who's who

#ask

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schizoidcel · 6 months

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HIIIII HEHE GIRLBOSS ANON HERE. YOUR HCS WERE SO CUTE!!!!! OKOKOKOK I PROPOSE… what do you think would happen if like girlboss reader for once was powerless over something whether that be a mission or the exit or something and has like a chronic girl fail moment like pomni does???? what would pomni do omg.

# POMNI x GIRLBOSS (GIRLFAILING) READER II

Wait I stan this. ALSO TY SUGAR!!

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🤍 HEADCANONS !!

warnings :: None, but not proofread. I'm literally queen of not proofreading

God Pomni wouldn't even KNOW like she wouldn't even know what to think

At least at first she would not at all .

If she ever saw you in a state like hers, she'd definitely feel saddened immediately

And now that she IS seeing it, she also is distressed and panics. But she dosen't want to show it, or can't show it

Instead of having a breakdown together (Which'd be lowk funny I'm ngl .), she'd try to comfort you like how you comforted her when she used to panic and weep

She dosen't really know what to do, as she barely (probably never) comforted another person that's currently having a breakdown

But she picked up all the stuff you did to her while comforting her, and tries to use them on you

For example, she tries to use a calm voice to make you feel calm

She also holds you but not completely, as to not overwhelm you. Would probably just very tightly hold onto your hands

She'd also play with your hands while trying to calm you down

And the entire time she is doing all of these, she's quivering a teensy bit

But she stays strong, because her S/O that ALWAYS protected her is cracking and she dosen't want to make it about her

Slowly, she stops shaking so much while trying to comfort you, and actually manages to speak properly

After that, you can notice how Pomni speaks way more calmly, and once she sees you actually calming down too, she's over the moon

You were glad Pomni managed to comfort you like that, and Pomni was kind of proud of herself too .. (silly goober)

She tells you how she's also there for you, and not just vice versa.

After this situation you somehow loved her more than you already did

She'll hug you and try to reassure you more !! She dosen't want to see you panic again after she saw it once . It really terrifies her 😭

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ׂૢ་༘࿐ Thank you for reading! ♡

URRHHH I HOPE THIS WASN'T TOO SHORT 😭 I wanted to make a scenario but lowk I'm abit tired to do one rn maybe I'll do it in the morning since I also wanted to write a scenario of the last one

#pomni x reader #tadc x reader #the amazing digital circus x reader

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