#girl……

[leolingo]

“actually, it’d be funnier if you stood close. then we can go down together”

#opq #girl…… #pizzadoc

[lesmiserablol]

today my students were talking with me while waiting for the bell and they asked if i like bluey and i said of course and when they asked my favorite episode i said the one where she goes camping and meets jean luc and one girl went i love that one i watched it and then found fanfiction about bluey and jean luc and i was like wow you’re a big fan and this other girl looks at me and says “you know what fanfiction is?”

#girl…… #i was like ‘haha i’ve heard of it…..’ #🍎

[s-ublimedyke]

“i like things that are scary and that are women” -my roommate

#girl…… #same honestly.

[theklaapologist]

If evil why friend shaped 🙄

#also is Herbert being lowkey racist? I did not notice the slanted eyed comment during the first time I was reading it…. #is he being kinda racist too????? #girl…… #anyway rabban ain’t beating the bear allegations 🥰🥰🥰

[lesbianaang]

rewatching the pilot and armand’s first line sure is “no third parties” 💀

#girl…… #he’s singing a different tune by the finale i’ll say that much! #iwtv

[teddypdf]

Also are you theythemming your fucking mother?

am i theythemming my gnc butch dyke mother who uses they/them pronouns……. yeah.. i am…

#girl…… #lmao #asks #anon

[feelslikegold]

there is nothing more baltic than my mom performing day surgery on me to remove an embedded splinter and giving me a stuffed animal to squeeze and a shot of vodka as prep???? 😭

#she said. you’ll be fine just suck it up and squeeze that if you need it 😭😭😭😭 #girl that hurt SO bad why did you just. cut a splinter out of me 😭😭😭😭 #but I mean. I am not trying to afford urgent care rn so <3 #anyways. doing all the aftercare to make sure it doesn’t get infected or something 😐 #girl…… #‘this is how I was raised’ you were raised under soviet control??????? 😭 don’t be bringing habits from your childhood into this life!! #anyways. splinter is out though 🧍🏻‍♀️ she did get it 🧍🏻‍♀️

[lucyghoul]

i just remembered we get alicent back oh my god

#my #girl……

[spicymotte]

being in the big city means you see a white girl with cornrows every now and then

#girl…… #come on just don’t #also it looks soooo bad on her lmao 😭

[joeyclaire]

doja cat is now literally the hot bisexual girl with a shitty white gamer boyfriend

#doja cat #chit chats #girl……

[dayone-ish]

😒

#girl…… #wwe #wwe raw #h speaks #BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[shirkers2018dirsanditan]

thank you sarah, very cool!

#girl…… #i’m sure this was the most pressing issue for the people of arkansas #not even clicking this article

[thisiswhymp3]

#GIRL……

[davidjohnlemahieu]

my dad randomly asked me about any offseason dj news and i was so caught off-guard that i just went “that’s my guy” and he was like “i know that’s why i asked about him” and i was like “foot’s still fractured i guess”

#girl…… #my brain lichrally does not work

[livvyofthelake]

this was the funniest video i’ve ever seen please watch it i’m like crying rn….

#girl……

[cowboysmp3]

sorry 2 italians but every time i see the italian flag i’m like wowie that sure is a saturated irish flag!!

#i went to italy last month and saw the italian flag and went WOAG IRISH FLAG IN ITALY? #girl……