#get the popcorn 🍿😂

[xxblairexxss]

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Pairing : dad!Charles Leclerc x mom!reader

Theme : Fluff

Another short one because this has been in my draft for a while.

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charles_leclerc My world ❤️

username1 cuteeeeeee 🥹😩

username2 that matching ribbons! ugh so adorable

username3 my dreeam! 🥹🥹🥹🥹

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ynusername Excited for her popcorn 🍿

username1 THAT LITTLE FEET

username2 omg she’s so cuteeeeee

username3 bowl is too big 😭😂😂

username4 that small hand on the bowl 🥹

"1, 2, 3–"

The sweet, lovable voice filled up your kitchen as your little one counted everything you put on her plate. She had just started learning numbers, so everything that she could count, she wouldn’t miss a chance.

"5!"

"No, honey. It’s 4, then 5. There you go. Can you carry it?" You leaned down to slowly place the plate on her little hands. She was always excited for her snack time because you would put all different things together, so she had more choices for her food. This time, you had prepared frozen banana yoghurt bites, small slices of apples, a few small peanut butter bites, and some goldfish crackers.

"No! I carry."

"Okay, careful!" You were going to help her bring the plate to her small table in the living room, but she wanted to do everything on her own now.

"Need dada’s help?" Charles heard the little steps tapping against the floor first before he saw his little girl with a plate full of her snacks. The plate was bigger than her face, and it was a bit of a struggle to carry it but she kept on denying every offer of help.

"No!" She placed it on her table, looked at her dad with the biggest smile and started clapping her hands. "Yay!"

"Yay! What have you got there?"

"This.." She pointed at the frozen banana yoghurt bites and took one in her hand. "Banana!"

"That one?" Charles pointed at the goldfish cracker.

"That is fish!" She took one and munched on it, her cheeks puffing out from trying to chew them thoroughly.

"Can dada get some?”

"Let me think!" She puckered her lips and scanned through her plate to decide which one she was going to give to Charles. "Dada want this?" She took a few goldfish crackers, leaving her with two left. "There. I need more fish! Dada wait!"

"Oh? You want me to wait here? Okay, baby. Can dada eat this?" He showed her the handful of crackers in his hand that she just gave.

"Yes!" She stood up wobbly and ran to the kitchen again, this time with a half-empty plate. There were only two crackers left and one banana bites. "Mommy, more?"

"Did you actually eat all of them? That was quick." Your brows furrowed as you took the pink-coloured plate from her.

"Dada ate too!" She giggled and extended her arms to get her plate back.

"What?" You peeked at your husband laying on the couch with a fistful of crackers, treating it as some sort of popcorn, while his eyes locked on the television. "Charles! Are you being serious? Stop taking her snacks!"

Your voice made him jumped, but he continued chomping on the crackers again. "Honey, she was the one who gave it to me."

“Well, then stop taking it!" You put a few more crackers into a small bowl this time before giving it to her. "Don’t share with daddy. This will be the last one, okay? No more."

"Thank you, mommy!" The sound of her footsteps clomping again as she ran back to her dad "Uh oh, mommy angry." She pulled a face and pointed her little finger at her dad, making him laugh.

"You cheeky girl! Mommy’s angry at me because of you." He pinched her chubby cheek as she munched on the crackers again. "Is it good?”

"Yes! Dada want?" She took one off her plate and handed it to Charles.

"It’s okay, baby. Dada’s full."

The little one frowned and looked down on her plate with her bottom lips jutting out, feeling rejected. The cracker she had in her small palm kept being twiddled in it.

Charles pressed his lips together to control his expression. His little girl had already learned how to give attitude if none of her requests were being obeyed. He would always get in trouble because you would scold him for being too fulfilling with her requests, but how could he say no to that squishy little face?

"Okay, okay. Give me one." She the handed him the one she had fiddling in her palm and squealed when Charles ate it.

"Dada more?" She offered another one and he shook his head again.

"No, thank you, baby."

"Please dada.." She pulled a pleading look with her big, round eyes, making him lose this round as well. She giggled and put the cracker in his mouth when he leaned closer.

You then walked into the living room with your hands crossed, glaring at your husband, who was still chewing on something. "Can you stop taking your daughter’s snack?"

"I’m not, honey! I swear! Right, baby?"

"Dada wants more!" She squealed, making Charles’s mouth wide open.

"Honey, don’t listen to her!"

"Well, she obviously doesn’t know how to lie! Right, baby? Is dada taking your snack?" Your brows were still furrowed as you looked at your husband, who was speechless in his seat.

"She was the one who offered me the crackers!" Charles argued.

“Dada said more!” She shrieked and handed another one of the fish crackers to Charles, making you chew on your lips.

“You know, if you really want it, I can give the whole packet to you. Stop taking it from her.”

“I’m not, honey!”

✧.* general tag list! @i83andrew @cltrlne @karmabyfernando @ohthemisssery @ru-kru @tastebaldwin @f1obessed @love4lando @shinrjj @ietss @leclerc13 @darleneslane @buckybarnessweetheart

If your usernames were crossed, meaning I can’t tag you! 😭 Let me know if you would like to be removed or to be added to the tag list! Or if I missed anyone!

#charles leclerc x reader #charles leclerc imagine #f1 imagines #charles leclerc #charles leclerc imagines #f1 imagine #f1 x reader

[thegreymoon]

Eternal Brotherhood

I am starting a third show because @dangermousie is a horrible influence and an enabler 😭

RIP Minglan and Judge Di 🙏😔

***

Off to a good start.

The scenery looks real and not obviously CGI generated.

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Love 🖤

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Reasons I watch C-dramas.

This looks like another drama where I will have a thousand screencaps because I want them as drawing practice references.

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IN THE MIDDLE OF A BATTLEFIELD?

I am getting Jiang Yanli flashbacks.

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A woman? 👀

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Interesting tattoo.

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LMAO, wtf 😅

This drama is going to be full of characters.

I'm obsessed with the flower on his (?) head 🤣🤣

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Hi, fren 🦂

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This doesn't look like it will end well.

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Glowing red eyes? For real?

BRB, adjusting my genre expectations real quick here 😅

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Oh, yeah! Getting all the popcorn 🍿

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Oh. Well, he settled that, then.

I was hoping to see more of the cool tattoo but I guess it's not meant to be.

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LMAO, what even.

My guy, you are in the middle of a WAR.

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LMAO, looking forward to meeting Luo Jie and Ming Yu as they clearly have good taste 😋

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LOL, she seems unimpressed 😂

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LMAO, honestly I did expect a body when he started untying that sack.

However, I expected it to be a dead one.

Anyway, don't trust her!!

IT'S A TRAP!!

But he seems stupid so here we are.

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Eh, I don't like her much so far 😕

Unless she grows demon horns or something else equally interesting in the foreseeable future, we are not going to be friends.

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I vote for his suggestion.

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LMAO, he's an idiot 🤣🤣

Also, how does this method of gagging even work when you can just spit it out?

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LMAO, how are you interrogating her when she's gagged?

If he keeps this up, she really is going to castrate him 🤣🤣

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I love girls' girls 🤗

She had her untied in two seconds!

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And here is Ning!

#eternal brotherhood #eb spoilers #eb ep01

[getmeoutofhell]

Ghostface killers texting with y/n part 2!!

This is for @randymeeksistheloml

Summary: basically leaving off from last chapter. Enjoy! 🤗 part 1: chat

Warnings: Ethan gets in a argument with Billy/cussing

Roman: what did I just come back to?

Y/n: don’t worry about it. It’s just them being weird as usual

Amber: Ethan’s such a L 😭😭

Y/n: imma add him back

Quinn: why? You like my brother or something 🤨

Y/n: what? No I just wanna add him back lol

Quinn: yeah sureeeee

*y/n adds Ethan back in the chat*

Amber: aww you added him back

Y/n: 😐

Ethan: why am I back in here?

Y/n: because I added you back lmao

Ethan: oh thank you y/n ❣️

Quinn: OH?!?! Now do you believe me y/n?? 🤨

Stu: 👀👀👀

Billy: maybe E won’t be a virgin sissy no more

Amber: LMAOOO

Y/n: replying to quinn: wdym?? He literally just said thanks. Y’all really getting on my nerves. Dead ass.

Y/n: replying to billy: bro wtf

Ethan: replying to billy: wtf are you talking about?? Stfu

Billy: little bro don’t start with me

Amber: fight fight fight!!

Quinn: lemme get the popcorn 🍿

Y/n: oh shit…

Ethan: replying to billy: no because your weird for saying that. You need to stfu

Mickey: holy shit what’s going on

Roman: right I just got out the shower and all I hear is my phone dinging

Quinn: @ Richie you need to see this

Richie: see what?

Richie: replying to billy: 😂😂😂

Billy: replying to Ethan: make me bitch boy

Stu: uh oh 😰

Ethan: piss off

Y/n: everyone chill out please.

Billy: No this virgin boy mad he gets no play. He ain’t gonna do shit

Billy: @ Ethan, ain’t this you?

Amber: LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Y/n: oh my fucking gosh…

Amber: BRO GOT CLAPPED 💀

Ethan: @ amber: bitch ain’t this you?

Y/n: 💀

Ethan: and billy bob, ain’t this you?

Quinn: BAHAHAHAH

Amber: replying to ethan: 🖕🏻

Amber: you just mad y/n doesn’t want you

Roman: hey can y’all stfu, imm tryna watch this movie and y’all keep interrupting

Mickey: this shit is so fucking funny

Billy: replying to Ethan: make sure to lock your windows tonight bitch boy

Billy: replying to Quinn: it’s not that damn funny

Quinn: yes it is

*ethan left the chat*

Billy: bitch

Stu: guys, why are we fighting?? 🥺

Billy: Stu shut the hell up

Stu: where’s Charlie??? He barley texts in here. Also billy stop being mean to me 😔

Jill replying to Roman: you can literally turn your phone notifications off dummy

Amber: where the hell you come from?

Roman: don’t start with me Jill. I’m not in the mood

Jill: replying to amber: I’ve just been enjoying reading y’all going back and forth

Quinn: weirdo.

Jill: what bitch?

Charlie: hey y’all…wtf has happened while I was gone?

Roman: a bunch clearly. Where have you been?? I was trying to call you all damn day charlie. It’s your turn to do the dishes

Charlie: chill I was with my friend. You know the one I went on a date with?

Stu: are you gonna tell us who it is yet?? 👀

Charlie: no

Billy: bro just tell us

Y/n: y’all he doesn’t have to if he don’t want to

Stu: why do you care y/n? Sus

Billy: no damn way you just said the word sus

Amber: anyways, where are we heading to next week?

Quinn replying to billy: lmaoo 😭

Y/n: were supposed to be going on a trip to Hawaii

Charlie: yeah

Roman: oh yeah the trip. I’m driving. Also please put Mickey in the damn back of the van.

Mickey: why do I have to be in the back

Roman: because you’re very aggravating sometimes and I can’t have that while I’m driving

Quinn: I’m so excited for the trip. Also who’s buying the snacks for the road???

Billy: make Ethan’s ass do it

Y/n: lol I’m buying snacks for the road

Richie: where am I sitting in the van? Don’t put me by Quinn. I still remember that piece of melted candy I had stuck on me all those years ago from her

Quinn: dramatic

Y/n: how about you guys come over and we can all watch a movie and order pizza? Just stop arguing about every damn thing

Billy: I’m not going around that virgin sissy

Stu: y/n can I got to the store with you when you get the snacks? 🤗

Y/n: ofc!! 😊

I hope you enjoyed this!! I plan on writing headcanons and maybe a whole fic about you and the group all on a road trip to Hawaii. Send in questions, I like them. 🤭

#slashers x reader #slashers #slashers x y/n #roman bridger #roman bridger x reader #mickey altieri #mickey altieri x reader #ethan landry #ethan landry x reader #billy loomis #billy loomis x reader #stu matcher x reader #stu macher #quinn bailey #quinn bailey x reader #richie kirsch #richie kirsch x reader

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YourInstagramName: who told curly whirly to stick his whole face in my mug? 🤨🔎☕️

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📌pinned YourInstagramName: he has hot chocolate in his own cup. he's fine y'all, pls don't call paw patrol.👼🏽🐾

marvelphase6: curls curls curls-

teyanataylor: KOTA👑

zoeisabellakravitz:🐨🧸🤎

tomholland2013: give him a sip 🥺

▪︎ YourInstagramName: there's 2 shots of espresso in this mug. Issa no from me playboy🤚🏾

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tomholland2013: Mamá y Papá Night Out x 🤍🤍

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YourInstagramName: oh? Dilf. + 👶🍼❓️

▪︎tomholland2013: 👦🏻👸🏾🚀🎆

▪︎ladymarvelade888: not mum and dad getting spicy

taylorgiavisis: my people 💘

cocojones: we love love💕

selenagomez: loved meeting you two tonight!

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YourInstagramName: ugh paparazzi🙄📸😂

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tomholland2013 : my photography career is loading😎🤤

quintabrunson: you and tom aren't that serious, right?

▪︎ YourInstagramName: are you suggesting...?👰🏾👰🏾💍

▪︎ tomholland2013: i'm right here! 🧍🏻‍♂️

▪︎quintabrunson: i'm coming to you as a woman😂-

naomicampbell: my baby😌

▪︎YourInstagramName: 😘😘🤎

cocojones: it girl

fentybeauty: sitting pretty 🪞

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YourInstagramName: Valentine's Day came early 🤍 👼🏽🧑🏻👩🏾💐.

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tomholland2013: sweet thing🤍

▪︎littlemissmelody: sdkfjfkdlld help he's so in love 😔 the little hand 🥺

▪︎caroldanverswife: this means hes back home and done filming 😎😎😎

chrisevans: my boys ! uncle chris & dodger miss you 3

▪︎YourInstagramName : come over unc, someone has to help this man with the grill 👨‍🍳🌚

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tomholland2013: happy anniversary. luckiest man on earth. 💍3💍

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YourInstagramName: you really caught me mid sentence like that😂🌚💀. Shady boots!just wait for my post 🤍

normani: oh, thee prettiest🤎

loriharvey: cuties✨️

marissatomei: daughter 👯🏾‍♀️

lupitanyongo: now why was i cropped out

▪︎YourInstagramName: but never cropped out of my heart💕

assembletherevengers: the way that i would fight you in a iHOP parking lot for an off chance of her possibly smiling at me

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YourInstagramName: this sums up 3 years of being married to you. Sweetest thing i've ever known 🤍💍🤍

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kekepalmer: BOY -

tomholland2013: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME ?!?!

▪︎YourInstagramName: 😘 with my whole heart😘

megantheestallion: FREN, my stomach is hurting😭😭😭PLEASE

chrisevans:😹😹😹😹

anthonymackie: PLEASE send this to me 💀💀💀

▪︎YourInstagramName: 💀 i emailed it to you unc

marvellamutant: the way that shes the funniest person alive ssjdjkdfksl

tomhollandukupdates: tomholland2013 via

🟩Close Friends🟩

the mrs: ranting away about wanting fresh fruit with tajín & popcorn.

tom: "yOu PrEgNaNt AgAIn oR SoMetHiNg..OH just playing. 👀😳"

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📌pinned YourInstagramName: you're quick. tom's an old man who posts stuff on main by accident. this was up for less than 30 seconds 🍿🤷🏾‍♀️

▪︎ tomhollandukupdates: omg hi queen

tomholland2013: alright😐.

lucygoosey545: how did you even get this ?!

mcuphase6: this is why she never talks to yall . you always take it too far

tomhollanders: aksjfjflfl - DELETE THIS

tomsnewroman: the way that he looks so good though. She gets videos like this everyday, i'm sick🛐🛐

shesmorgan01: passenger princess tom rise 💅🏻

#tom holland x black reader #tom holland #tom holland x reader #peter parker #peter parker x reader #fake instagram #instagram au #fanfic for black girls

[11queensupreme11]

Wow... The lastest chapter for Arsenic Blues was just... Amazing 🤩

People are talking about Beelzebub getting ahead of every other yandere... But can we talk about how Poseidon is gonna get scolded so badly by Hades in the chapter for losing Percy.

When the next chapter gets dropped I'm getting Zeus and cooking popcorn 🍿

Well just watch this dumpster fire get out of control.

😂😂😂

THE NEXT FEW CHAPTERS ARE GONNA BE SO FUN FOR YOU CUZ POSEIDON GETS SCOLDED NONSTOP BY PPL 😂

#👸🏻| asks #👸🏻| arsenic blues

[destinyc1020]

idk about y'all but me personally i want olivia jade to dish dirt and get messy! best believe i'm tuning into the drama!!

🤣😅😂

Hey, I don't mind grabbing my popcorn 🍿 lol 😆

At least, he's no longer dating a girl who's family tried to cheat their way into getting their daughter into college.... 👀🤭

[nerdsworld]

#TMNT Takeover All Week 🍕🍕

Enough with Barbie,let's give those teenage mutant ninja turtles (action figures) some love too.

Seth Rogan and Ice Cube (voice actors 😂) want you to get those tickets and look at the TMNT movie swag (extra money) ,you can take home after eating all that popcorn. 🍿🥤

What's not to love?

#TMMTMovie only in theaters August 2 🍕

Monday

07.24.2023

L.George

#tmnt mutant mayhem #ice cube #sethrogan #superfly #superflytmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtle mutant mayhem #tmnttakeover

[nattinatalia]

would you ever do insta au for clay

Normally no, only this once and I honestly don’t know if I like how this came out. But hope you like it.

Clay Harlow x Reader Instagram AU

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claybornharlow Her 🥵❤️ my baby 😘

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yourusername 🙈🙈 stop it I’m shy

claybornharlow 😂

neelamthadhani Oh who’s this?

claybornharlow 🤫

jackharlow I’m telling mom, you have some explaining to do because why didn’t I know about her?

yourusername Ohhhhh 😬 you’re in trouble, BYEEEEEE ✌🏼

claybornharlow Babe get back!!!!!!!!! you have to help me explain it to them.

yourusername No sir, that’s all on you. Good luck.

urbanwyatt Jackman it seems like my girl and your wife knew all along 🤨 since my girl is literally on face time with her right now.

jackharlow Really? So everyone is just keeping secrets huh. Ok cool. Does mom know?

claybornharlow Maybe?????

yourusername I love Mrs Harlow, I enjoy our lunch dates 😍🥰

claybornharlow Why you snitching on me for? My brother is not going to let this go.

yourusername Because it was your idea to keep it between my two best girls and your parents 😂😂

jackharlow CLAY!!!!!!!! 😡

claybornharlow I’m disabling my comment section from now on. I’m ignoring this confrontation.

yourusername So you forgot you’re joining him on tour tomorrow then??? LMAAAO 😂

jackharlow She knows about your schedule, this been going on for how long?

claybornharlow Babe don’t answer!!!!

💘

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yourusername Why is he standing like that🧍🏻

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bestie2💀 LMAAAO why’d you do my brother in law like this??? hahhaha

yourusername 🤷🏻‍♀️

bestie1 Y’all are making it insta official 🥺 I’m sooooo happppyyyyyyy. Finally after 7 months.

yourusername 🙈🙈🙈

jackharlow SEVEN MONTHS?????

claybornharlow 😬

jackharlow I’m about to beat your ass little brother

yourusername Can I watch? I’ll bring the popcorn 🍿

urbanwyatt I like her already 😂

claybornharlow BABE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE MY BACK!!!!

yourusername I do, but you did this to yourself 🤭 your mom did advice you to tell him.

neelamthadhani Why didn’t you clay?

claybornharlow *jacks wife name* explain it to your husband please

bestie2 Why me????? 💀 😫

claybornharlow PLEASE

bestie2 Because Mr Clayborn here, wanted to keep things a secret in case Y/N was just using him to get close to Jack or Urban. It’s not as big as you’re making it sound Clay, you’re good.

jackharlow But my wife knew????

yourusername Only because I’m friends with her and *Urbans gf name*

bestie1 I found out by accident though so it’s ok. Y’all are milking this way too much. Let it goooo.

💘

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claybornharlow Waiting on her ….

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yourusername Ohhh omw 🧎🏻‍♀️

claybornharlow 😛😛😛

jackharlow Chill. I haven’t met her yet and you’re already being nasty on here

claybornharlow I have witnessed way more with you and your wife, so you can suck it up.

urbanwyatt 🤣 little bro is all grown up

bestie1 🙄 men

neelamthadhani I can’t wait to meet her, maybe before y’all get down and dirty????

yourusername 😂😂😂😂

claybornharlow No promises

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yourusername📍Little thing ready to do damage.

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claybornharlow Ready for all the damage you have planned

yourusername Oh you’ll be sorry because I’m talking about a shopping spree, so you now have to join me 😂

bestie2 I’m soo happy you decided to join last minute 🥳

yourusername I’m nervous 😩

bestie2 Don’t be, Jack is just being funny under the comments, you have nothing to worry about. He’s not really mad boo ❤️

jackharlow Wife, speak for yourself, I’m very much upset.

jackharlow Kidding!!!!! I was just surprised my little brother was dating. He usually tells me these things. But can’t wait to meet you and get to know you.

yourusername I’m even more nervous now. can I go back home???? 😂😂😂

bestie1 NOOOO. I’ve missed you 😩🥺 so this is my chance to see you too. We won’t let anyone make fun or say anything out of pocket.

urbanwyatt 💀💀💀

mamamaggieharlow If y’all don’t leave my Y/N / alone, I will hop on a flight and handle some business.

yourusername 🥰🥰🥰😘

jackharlow MOM!!!!!!

bestie2 LMAAAOOOOO YA ARE IN TROUBLE NOWW. GET THEM MOM!!!!!

💘

* Bestie 1 is obviously Urban’s GF from my Urban Instagram AU*

*Bestie 2 is Jacks wife, also from my other Instagram AU*

🚨 This will be the only time I do these for Clay, sorry 🥺🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🚨

#instagram au #clayborn harlow #Jack harlow #urban wyatt

[dana-chan-the-control-brain]

“FUCK ME???? WHAT? FUCK YOU! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!” I screamed out, facing him with my one good eye, the entirety of my face red.

Maaan!!! The facepalm I made for this😭😭🤌🤌

“Hahahaha…. HOW MUCH OF AN IDIOT ARE YOU, TED?!”

1000/100 in a 1 to 100 scala with 100 being full on idiot /affectionately

While Bob had the build of a wrestler and was part of the wrestling team at his local high school way back when, as he’s told me many times…. I was never one for physical activities, and Bob could probably snap me in half had a fight broke out between us.

And you secretly love it Ted🤭😏, tell us the truth you are not telling yourself Ted~

“WHY DO YOU CARE ANYWAYS?!”

“WHY DO I- OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A MORON!”

"AM NOT"

YES YOU ARE!!!🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ Omgosh Ted...🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

I heard a stifled gasp, and out of the corner of my eye, I saw Sun, Moon, and their handler…staring at us… and were all eating popcorn

No. Fucking. Way. You just did that😭😂🤌😭😂😭😂😭😂😭🤌🤌

I am howling🤣🤣🤣🤣

Who want some?🍿🍿

Despite my better judgment, I handed Bob my phone with no hesitation. Maybe I should have rethought that.

Ted... your actual feelings are dripping through your "I don't care mask"🤭😏🤭

"Actually!!!!" Moon spoke up, causing me to jump. I forgot they were watching this whole interaction with rapt interest. "His shift just ended, can you walk him to the doors, Bobert?"

I never ever thought Moon would be such a good matchmaker😂💞 Go Moon gooo!!!

“Uncle Bobert’s maaaaaaaad….” Moon drawled out.

UNCLE?!?!?

What.

Same Ted same😂😂😂🤌🤌🤌🤌UnCLe???

“You would die without us~!” They announced in unison as Moon dramatically fell into Sun’s arms, seeming to sprout a white funeral Lilly in his closed hands out of nowhere

The ☆theatrics☆ 😂😂 I love this 2 so much♡

I should slap him back.

Nuuuuuu!! Ted! TED!!! *shakes him*

We love you!! They all love you!! Don't be a moron like meeeee!!!!

“I’m not that old! I’m only twenty-nine! ”

JUST 29??? Did I read that correctly??😧

Agree with the reactions of everybody else!

“Pshhh... Easy. Thirty-four!” I replied cockily.

No...no.nononononununuuu🥺 oh our baby💔 he is just a baaaaabyyyy🥺🥺🥺 poor thing

Aww♡ the ending notes♡ thanks for the meal🥺💞🥺🥺😊🥰

I want everyone to remember that Ted is bad at reading people, so if he says someone looks like they're feeling a certain way, it's probably wrong. XD

And yes, Ted does love that Bob could crush him with his arms.

Moon and Sun are both trying to push Ted on Bob. Just cause they kinda knew about Bob's crush for awhile, but didn't ask to confirm. LOL well, now they know, and they figure even if they don't get together Bob would be better at Talking to Ted then they can. Sometimes they just don't have the spoons for dealing with their Dad.

Yup Our Teddy is 34 years old. Bob is only five years older and has a birthday approaching.

#dadler lives au #danachan's replies

[shineemoon]

When Jinki came back to Korea he had this cute popcorn keychain attached to his bag and for the past 5 days Shawols have been going around Japan trying to get the same one at the claw machines.

And now it’s sold out 😭😂

Our Sold Out King strikes again🍿🔥😂

#SHINee #onew #lee jinki #the power he holds I swear #this week on twitter I've seen more pics of this popcorn keychain than jinki's lmao #at this point he should think of creating his own merch line... everything would be sold out in under 5mins XD

[shayshaybiscuit25]

Okay since team real doesn’t want to believe this situation is bullshit here’s one for you….

This upcoming Friday you all will get news that Chris and Alba are engaged, you’re going to rub it in our faces, believe you all were right and gloat to the high heavens, BUT……

you’ll fail to see how the articles are specifically written

there won’t be any actual confirmation, just “sources”….just like how they debuted….”sources” confirmed said they had been together a year and it was “serious”.

You won’t even question me typing this on a WEDNESDAY and literally telling you all what’s about to go down, you’ll say ooh it was a “guess”. 🙄😂

When the break up finally happens, you’ll go……😨😓 and blame the fandom and say how Chris will never be happy because his fans want him to forever be single.

*pulls out bigger popcorn bucket to see this mess play out*

🍿

Us to them. Haha

[thegreymoon]

The Story of Minglan

Three exams down, two to go, plus I haven't made any irreversible bad decisions that will screw up my life again for years to come yet! 🎉🎉 I deserve a treat!

Go, Minglan! Destroy some evil in-laws! Make my night!

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LMAO, Granny has an agenda 😂

IMO as a viewer, though, this guy is such a non-entity, I can't even anti-ship him like I do with Qi Heng.

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LOL, this imbecile.

What guards? They are too busy fighting for their lives while your stupid ass is catching up on beauty sleep.

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Well. I guess this is better than being court-martialled and beheaded.

Super unsatisfying, though.

On a happier note, Gu Tingye's beard is growing on me 😋 Also, he looks good in armour!

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Are you kidding me?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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Is he really going to take credit for Gu Tingye's plan?

How many episodes before this cockroach is squashed? I'm already furious!

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Wait, did the cousin also marry someone from this ridiculous family?

Why would he do that? Have they not had enough of this stupid woman and her stupid offspring?

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Well. He seems like a prize.

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I am just not a fan of this entire episode. They made these people into such caricatures. All they need is an "I'M A VILLAIN" sign and we'd be all set. It is so over the top, I cannot take any of it seriously.

And, of course, the wife is meek and virtuous and obedient, and miles out of his league looks-wise. It's all just too unrealistic.

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GIRL, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN WANT TO?

With a husband like that, I feel like my vagina would permanently nail itself shut.

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How do they know that the prostitute's baby is even his?

A prostitute by definition is not sleeping with only one man.

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Oh, that will go over well, I'm sure.

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LOL, what even.

Ma'am, first of all, that is not his child. After three years of not being able to get his wife or multiple other concubines pregnant, he suddenly impregnated a prostitute?

Second, I would sooner die than carry this subhuman's offspring. Shulan not having kids is a blessing.

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Wait, is Granny the Second suggesting MURDER?

Grabbing the popcorn, I am finally intrigued! 🍿🍿

#the story of minglan #tsoml ep24 #tsoml spoilers

[kmp78]

"...He wants just to fart into his couch, eat popcorn and watch an episode of Netflix without caring what got stuuuck in his beard. TTT can wait"

💯 agree! He probably planted his 🍑 on the couch or bed, watched Bad Boys II (I mean Woosah!?!?), hand down his joggers and scratch his 🥜 every once in a while and stuffing his face with 🍿. Maybe something burned 🧯 in the kitchen to top the day off.

Nana has a huge mess to clean up tomorrow, wishing she hadn't gotten the day off because now it will take her all day to get everything (including her boss) back in order.

Wonder if he sniffs his hand after... 😂🥜👃

Remember what an outrage this clip caused and how people blamed Petricca for filming him instead of calling out Turdred for scratching his balls while there are basic strangers around... 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[destinyc1020]

Happy Friday Fam!! 😁👋🏾

This week at work has been a bit hectic and emotional for me. Sometimes you just feel like you can't do anything right smh 😔😫

It would be nice to get feedback on what we're doing WELL at this law firm, and not always what we're doing WRONG. 🙄 But I digress.... 😤

Anyway, looks like I'm going to need a bottle of wine 🍷 and some popcorn 🍿 and will watch "The Devil Wears Prada" again for the umpteenth time tonight lol, cuz this week I've been feeling like the Anne Hathaway character 🤣 😂 😫🤦🏾‍♀️

Anyway, I hope everyone's work week was better than mine lol. 🤣

I'm SO glad the weekend is finally here lol. 🙌🏾

#Happy Friday everyone #🙏🏾

[tarot-junkie]

*grabs a seat and a new bag of popcorn* 🍿

*smiles innocently*….. are we getting more drama but I guess at this rate it’s a given. 😂

Nah I’m joking, I’m just curious as to what you have for us. 😊 and I’m hoping you share it! 🤭

I literally did a quick digital pull (lol) on some topics and got a bunch of pentacles. And I’m questioning them 😂. That’s all. That’s it.

[nowimyurdaisy]

Reader X Jeremiah (TSITP)

Just fluffy headcannons about Jer as a boyfriend because he'd be so cute

He is the most adorable boyfriend everrr

He needs constant attention aka constant cuddles 😉

He loves everything you do, like worships the ground you walk on 😅

Most dates included, going to the drive-in or the boardwalk.

One time the two of you went to the boardwalk, jere insisted on winning you one of those big bears. It took him FOREVER to win one & his focused face is adorable 🥰

He will forever be your Jere 🧸

midnight snacks r the 2 of urs thing thing

Movie nights are perfect. #netflix&chill 🍿🍿

Popcorn with m&m's are his favorite (& mine, no judging 😂)

The two of you went on double dates with cam Cameron & belly. And then Conrad and belly 👀👀👀 not awkward at allll

AND OMGGG when u r sick 🥺 he's always like "do you need anything? Can I get you smth???" and even tho you protest he still insisted on cuddling, "it'll make you feel better y/n/n" and it always does.

Even tho it causes him to get sick too 🤭

And his hugs OML the best, his arms r so strong, being engulfed in his arms 🤤 his strong muscley arms 💪🏼

Late night swims & makeouts in the pool 😍

Just perfect

He's just a total boyfriend perfect boyfriend ❤️

#sprry this took so long to write #ive been so busy #😭😭😭 #boyfriend ✨ #jeremiah fisher x you #em's ask box #anon <3 #jeremiah fisher #jeremiah fisher x reader #tsitp #the summer i turned pretty #☀️☀️☀️ #jere 🧸