#get owned idiot

[mishapen-dear]

uhhhh i think they were kinda fucked

#hlvrai #benrey #this was Such a Challenge #and it's still not how i want it smh smh but i've learned a bunch and ive already spent so much time on it #so that means i've won at art #i opened up my program and looked at it and went 'huh! :} ' rather than the previous reactions of 'huh >:/ ' #which is truly the Best indicator that ive succeeded at an art #maybe ill repaint this one day and work harder to make the green = top layer and red = bottom a stronger distinction #i think that's what's throwing me off #but i def need some more practice drawing liquid before i do that #i do like how fuckin dead benrey looks tho that's fun #get owned idiot #mishapen draws #i hope the colours arent ass ugly on other screens <.< the greatest curse of doing weird things with colours is that not everyone's screens #show the same and it kills me every time something looks so much different on my phone compared to my comp

[lvsamine]

welcome back Lusamine! Ree sent you a glitter bomb to celebrate :)

Not again. Not again. She fell for it again?!

Lusamine sits, dumbfounded, herself and her desk absolutely destroyed with glitter. It'll take forever to clean this up, and she'll be finding glitter around her office for months. How could she have fallen for it a second time. God dammit.

She's gonna commit homicide.

#get owned idiot #ic; #ask; #skullkxd #i forgot to small my text

[canisalbus]

✦ Ad Astra ✦

#own art #own characters #CanisAlbus #art #artists on tumblr #Vasco #Machete #anthro #sighthound #scenthound #dogs #canine #animals #get held idiot

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

Gojo "Touch Starved" Satoru

#annoying ass idiot 24/7 #he just has to much energy for his own good #adhd gojo satoru #geto is used to getting woken up by him cuz suguru's better at cooking breakfast #haibara my darling enjoys gojo's casual touches #shoko just doesn't mind #she let's him #it takes too much effort to tell him off #nanami used to struggle out of his grasp but gave up at some point #but every time he senses satoru coming he bolts #stupid himbo i love him #gojo saotur #tokyo 5 #jujutsu kaisen #fanart #jjk #haibara yu #nanami kento #shoko ieiri #geto suguru #IPMSSA_SatoSho!Fanart #IPMSSA_SatoSugu!Fanart #IPMSSA_Tokyo5!Fanart #IPMSSA_FoundFamily!Fanart

[grvvves]

Concept: They actually love you and not just the idea of you.

#i’m such an idiot #I break my own heart #it’s been a while and I’m still upset #I let myself believe I could be happy #just to have my own realities get the best of me #fuck. fuck.

[caramelldansenu]

bonus sketches

kittys first sneeze

#art #fanart #drawing #sketch #cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl narinder #it goes on random angry tangents when it feels even a little bit pissed off #lamb: pass the salt please :D narinder: you're useless you cant even get up to get your own salt stupid dumb lazy idiot #shams and the lamb constantly hang out with it so it doesn't feel lonely everytime they see it sitting alone they go; ohhhh :(( #it finds this extremely annoying

[antixabound]

the fun thing about writing is that no one can stop me from adding a Fruity Robot Assassin to whatever, I could add one to a story about simple life in the countryside and have him show up in the end and not a single person can prevent this. What’s that, you were enjoying a Super Mario fanfiction, what if I threw a Mechanical Murderer in who happens to be a bit quirky. what then, where is your god when you need him. I know where mine is, and they tell me to make really weird narrative decisions.

#it be like that #even when they don't think it do #I think I may have gone a little mad with power honestly #but to be fair I'm right #and isn't me being right the most important thing #aside from the obvious part of narrative cohesion #but if I say it works then it works #thems just the rules I don't write them #unless I do #in which case I wrote them sooo... #yeah #get owned idiot

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

this burst into my head and i Cackled Hysterically for about five minutes gay

the og meme:

#its not that funny but at the time i was losing it so i get a free pass here #might do this again but w my idiots. it fits them so well... #Murder Is Okay!!!!! and Your Feelings Matter!!! #i love this quartet theyre chaotic... even poppy in her own special way!!! #scribble salad #wh lights out au

[idioticvamp]

this is messy sorry i’ll make more serious art soon 🥲✨

#imagine getting oomf-zoned by your own bf #the pain craig has to live thru #south park #sp fanart #south park fanart #sp art #tweek tweak #craig tucker #sp creek #craig x tweek #[idiotic art]

[majosullivan]

While these panels may hurt, Annabel’s expressions simultaneously make them so damn funny to me. She really put on her flirtiest expression and was immediately (and rightfully) shot down so hard

#get rejected by your own wife idiot #embarrassed for you girlie #nevermore #webtoon nevermore #nevermore webtoon #lenore vandernacht #lenore nevermore #annabel lee whitlock #annabel lee nevermore #white raven #lennabel #annabel lee x lenore #lenore x annabel lee

[skeletoninthemelonland]

a glimpse of what their early dynamic looks like

#i'm posting these in this blog first because i think its very silly #i could talk about them if you want me to #*ignores if you want to hear me or not and simply starts talking* #I think at some point during development i stopped thinking about them as 'mrs. afton and mr. afton' #it's funny knowing they were never supposed to meet at all #Ballora belongs to sister location. which takes place some time around 1983 or 1985 (Behind The Codes has its own canon timeline) #Fazbear's Fright happens in 2023. which is 30-40 years apart #but then we have Ultimate Custom Night. Everyone is trapped together in the same location seemingly with no chances of escaping. #if you think about it. they're just a part of this huge scrupulous plan #no one is predestined to anything. it's certainly not different for Springtrap and Ballora. #they are just... there. like everyone else #they are all linked in some way. all the clues tie back to the Missing Children Incident. #but... you're probably right. maybe there's more to it #maybe there is A Link rather than a link. you know what I mean? #Episode 3 will explore this and much more #for now. have these two idiots trying to figure out how to get out of trouble #behind the codes #fnaf #fnaf behind the codes #five nights at freddy's #ballora #springtrap #fnaf btc #my art #starbstalks

[starwarjotta]

Day 6 - resolve the resolve to protect those you care about even against impossible odds

#codywan #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #star wars #starwarstober23 #I guess Ventress' hand and lightsaber are in this as well #tw: blood #tw: injury #they'd do almost anything to protect each other #they know their duties #but there isn't much cody wouldn't do for obi-wan and vice versa #the situation seems dire I know #but they'll get out of it and obi-wan will be fine #cody fighting with obi-wan's lightsaber is one of my favorite things #and i'll continue drawing him with either obi-wan's lightsaber or his own #idiots in love #THEM #I'll be busy for the weekend so I don't think I'll have time to draw any fills but hopefully more next week

[cspcrashing]

⚖️: it's been a year since, hasn't it ? … time moves fast.

🌱: is that your way of saying you can't get enough of my company ?

⚖️: heh. do you need my attention this badly ?

🌱: how can i, when you spoil me so ?

… sleep, general. we will still be here tomorrow.

#genshin impact #genshin impact fanart #genshin fanart #haino #cytham #cyhaino #cyno #alhaitham #OOOOOOOH MY GOD #HAPPY EXTREMELY BELATED 3.1 ANNIVERSARY #SOBS #I HAD TO MAKE THIS I HOPE EVERYONE GETS A LITTLE EMOTIONAL OVER IT #TO MY FAVOURITE SMART IDIOTS #this is my own little love letter to them they are very dear to me

[lastofthe20thcenturygirls]

lakan is written to be annoying he does not gives a single fuck how he's perceived unless you're luomen or maomao. he let jinshi think he forced himself on that courtesan. he told jinshi that he should think about how can a courtesan's price could be lowered and left. he never even finished the story. he was mad at jinshi for getting to maomao before he could so he went there to jinshi's office everyday to bother him and also to move the pawns (aka people) across the board to stop the assassination attempt at a certain high nobility. lakan dislikes jinshi yes but he's not a traitor ffs. when lakan and fengxian slept together it was consensual. fengxian did not tell him she was going to get pregnant and drive down her value. they hadn't slept together before that and fengxian was a courtesan who wasn't selling her body so the whole verdigris house took a hit when their number one courtesan got pregnant. it was fengxian's plan lakan didn't know. none of them confessed their feelings. he did not abandon fengxian after sleeping with her. luomen's case was why his father decided to send him away he actually thought he was gonna be back in three months. that dumbass just didn't realise why her contract deal fell off that she was pregnant that she loved him. same guy who would years later think that meimei was being nice to him only because of guilt and wouldn't realise she had feelings for him. just la clan being bad at these things it's almost like it's genetic

lakan is written like that. you're told he's a freak that maomao avoids because he wants to buy maomao. jinshi reached the conclusion regarding fengxian same as the most of us (unless somebody spoilt it for you) and maomao's hatred for him added to that conclusion. but it was all on purpose writing-wise and character-wise too. the actual story of his is told to us but not jinshi. he doesn't minds if jinshi keeps on thinking of him as a piece of shit yk. what i am saying is that lakan is meant to be read or watched that by going through a range of emotions. hating him is fine still. most characters in the story aren't his fans either. they just avoid him he's that kinda guy but the "he ruined maomao's mother's life" isn't a great take sorry. fengxian's life took a tragic turn but it's more because of circumstances than just one individual. and not like she didn't cut maomao's finger off in her frenzy. there are good enough reasons for why maomao feels how she does towards them both

#i have a post that's getting longer since feb in my drafts but i needed to get this out first #fengxian loved lakan but afaik she only loved lakan and not even their own daughter #the whole thing is very tragic but at least hate lakan for right reasons #blaming an awkward idiot for the fall of the verdigris house when he wasn't even in on her plan... #also i am all for the what ifs but maomao is allowed to think of her mother as a demon without needing therapy OR for any other reason #knh text #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #lakan

[vaguely-concerned]

merrill dragon age really reverse engineered an eluvian from first principles in a cave with a box of scraps and one single blighted shard. and STILL she gets no respect for it from anyone but potentially hawke, at least in a confused yet well-meaning 'are ya winning son' sort of way on the friendship path. dark days for women in STEM

(really though it seems the equivalent of a person in the middle ages putting together a nokia phone from rocks and sticks (and one coaching session from a spirit, fair enough) and then just not being able to figure out how to turn it on even though it is fully functioning. magically at least merrill is inarguably a genius. the tony stark of kirkwall. well not really that comparison falls apart pretty quickly but you see what I'm saying here lmao)

#dragon age #dragon age 2 #merrill #of all people aveline actually seems to pick up on just how brilliant she is #but she only ever tells merrill so out loud so that she gets to tell her she's also an idiot with the next breath fhsadkfhsa #ah would it really be DA2 if that wasn't how that conversation went tho #anders has his head way too far up his own ass (affectionate) about anything she does to really consider what she's achieved #but one day I'd love to see some mages studying merrill's work like 'how?? how in the fUCK did she do this it shold be impossible' #hawke standing over on the side like a proud yet bumbling older brother like 'uh. it involved some sort of really special knife. #I punched a varterral about it. do not ask me any more questions'

[aurpiment]

I had a dream that I was watching The Terror again and it was… a bit different.

There was a plot where Francis Crozier was pregnant. Not by Fitzjames, no; they weren’t close like that. I think by someone who was 1) a casual hookup and 2) dead. He was confiding in Fitzjames about it, though, and complaining of breast soreness. Fitzjames asked him if he was sure he was pregnant and he said yes, that he recognized the symptoms from when he was younger, and then told a story about how his mother had helped him get an abortion when he was a teenager so he could pursue his then-incipient naval career.

Unfortunately, in the dream, I was watching this version of The Terror with my father and brother and they were confused. “But he’s a man! How is such a thing possible?”

“Transgender,” I explained impatiently, because it was obvious this was the direction the show had gone with the character, even though the actor playing him was still cisgender actor Jared Harris.

“But still, no way this would happen,” I added. “I mean, look at him. He’s GOT to be post-menopausal.”

#mt #this was like #well after the men had started dying #there’d been some disaster and the party had split and regathered #they’d gotten back onto the boat? #the ice had melted enough to sail a little? #mr hickey was there and kept trying to joint the conversation and Crozier kept telling him exasperatedly to drive the boat #all the while Crozier had a hand up his own shirt trying to relieve his #breast pain #anyway before you ask he DID have pale pink white person nipples. I seen them. #I think in the dream it was mastitis but that’s so rare antepartum #just one of the many ways the writing was unrealistic smdh! #but shout out to the imaginary Irish Catholic woman helping her kid get an abortion in like 1812. I DO want to believe. queen shit fr! #the terror #god Fitjames was such an idiot about it #it was like month four or five and he was like ‘do you think it could be a tumor’ #TUMORS DONT KICK HE JUST TOLD YOU IT WAS KICKING #DUMB ASS #but he was genuinely concerned as a friend so some crimes can be forgiven #francis crozier’s geriatric pregnancy hour #edit: the croziers were from ulster and Presbyterian. my bad! #sorry for calling his ma a Catholic do you forgive me