#get it bc like.. court jesters

[jestiric]

hi tumblr dot com. sorry i havent been active iknowiknow you all miss me horribly i get it. anyways reason is the familial blood curse [autism] has been rampant and also i am a student of the american education system. iwill be back. at some point. also to the two asks in my askbox i see you im going to answer evenually promise. uuuhh until then idk look at this photo of a bench i took a few days ago

bench

#if anyones interested in more photography shit btw i am so willing to post more #jester #fuck #i forgot the the tag i use for whimsical rants #wait i dont think i have a tag for that actually #going to make one rigjt now #dance for me jester #get it bc like.. court jesters #whateve r im going to sleep

[jestroer]

Anyone remember fairy desert duo? Them again

#i love fairy especially if they are tiny little guys #I already draw Scar as a fae or vex as a fae specifically but like a little fairy guy living in the woods is a very different vibe u know #And i think hes rocking both #Grian is also very tiny fairy coded bc he's annoying and steals a lot and just general vibe #you get me #desert duo #goodtimeswithscar #grian #hermitcraft #court jester's art

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[thewingedwolf]

i keep seeing “it doesn’t matter if this post about anti semitism was made by a zionist, it’s still relevant” and i think this is a really deranged thing to say, but it’s a deranged thing that happens all the time so i guess it makes sense that people keep saying it. like, this was also a discussion when the crypto terf thing started going off, where people would say “it doesn’t matter if the op is a transmisogynist it’s a good post” but the op is specifically including trans women in their argument about male privilege which means their fundamental argument is incorrect and at odds with any and all feminist discussion!!! the same way that like, it doesn’t actually matter whether jackson hinkle is making a good point about palestine or not, he’s a far right anti semitic pos grifter and we should be blocking him any time he tries to engage because his fundamental argument is not “palestinians deserve a right to life, dignity, self determination, return, and safety” his argument is “the jews are controlling the media” a zionist will follow up their post about anti semitism with some shit like “i mean these leftists get mad when you call it the israel hamas WAR instead of a genocide, bc they’re anti semitic” while pictures of mutilated children’s corpses are being blasted all over my twitter feed. yes objectively anti semitism is on the rise, but that doesn’t mean you start platforming genocide deniers, sorry. there are plenty of people who don’t like, straight up refer to palestinians as rats that you can reference when discussing the rise in hate crimes!!

#it’s so exhausting to go on literally every website and watch people switch from doing a blood libel against like a random jewish person wh #has absolutely no ties to israel whatsoever to insisting that hind’s murder was a tragic accident. #or like bc rachel zegler liked a post that was like ‘save palestine save the hostages’ it means the year of death threats she got was #justified and nevermind she’s Been saying free palestine for several years. #i kno social media only processes world events through memes and i understand why that is but jfc #people are being wholesale slaughtered and you’ve got the most ghoulish people on the internet trying to get popular off it #and other people saying if u don’t reblog their ghoulish posts you’re a [insert anything here] #did medieval peasants discourse about the town crier like this. #like i need to know if this is a new thing that happened with the invention of the printing press & higher literacy rates or if medieval #peasants also dealt with the court jester trying to fundraise off a genocide happening somewhere else. #idk how people who were politically aware during the bush years didn’t lose their fucking minds bc i’m seriously at my limit

[doodlboy]

Yk realistically if the om bros were fucked up like demons should be, they wouldn't be that disturbed by bloodlust el's personality.

However, I think the terror and angst comes from the fact that they lived with him his whole life, and for the most part, he was very passive and calm and never immediately resorted to violence, so to see [what used to be] their human revel in bloodshed is.. unsettling.

#bc they loved him for being human #being kind!! he was their connection to the entirety of humanity bc he loved people. bc he was human #they knew he was going to die eventually bc he's mortal. to them his life feels like minutes passing by 2 their immortality #[the universe where he turns in2 bloodlust el is the 1 where solomon can't reproduce the accidental immortality spell he used on himself] #[so el dies of old age after a full life of the devildom and his partners and magic] #so- imagine you die. your life was full and complex and loving #and [for a reason i haven't decided on yet] heaven/the celestial realm wipes your memory of all of that shit and u turn in2 a blank slate #2 be molded and shaped into something befitting an “angel” #then u start getting your memory back and you damn near start another war bc you're so pissed off you fight god & actually land a hit #which gets u cast out of the heaven and when you go crashing into hell you land smack dab in the middle of the garden #that belongs 2 the ppl who once loved you #but when u crashed you fucked up your head and now you're “wrong” #different from the human these people want you to be. and you hide away. they make you feel like a monster when you can't stop it #and get imprisoned for it. then used as essentially a court jester/executioner bc the prince needed to do *something* with you #fucked up #they wouldn't care if he was just another demon. but he's what remains of the human they loved yk #so it's more disturbing #anyway long ramble over #elliot rambles #obey me #obey me mc #obey me demon mc #obey me demon oc #avatar of bloodlust #demon elliot oc

[kittlyns]

It is so insane to feel everyone getting sick of you. Like goddamn I'm sorry I'm going through what may be my worst year yet but you putting up with me is somehow equivalent to christ on the fucking cross all of a sudden.

#really just goes to show that ultimately people close to you may not care abt your mental health as soon as it starts to affect them #we can talk abt depression and burnout and exhaustion until the cows come home but the second you stop putting on a happy optimistic facade #no one gives a shit anymore and you should suck it up so you're not bothering others #which is crazy. cuz I try to keep my problems to myself. I internalize a lot of the anguish I feel on a daily basis so no one else has #to deal with it. #but I've had a really bad. really long. exhausting and excruciating few weeks. and then you tell me the one thing I've had to look forward #to isn't gonna happen bc of some stupid shit. like fine. whatever. the apathy is kicking in so I'll get over it faster. #but god forbid you sulk for a night. #god forbid you be sad and disappointed and stressed when literally everything in your life sucks at the moment. #guess I'll put those yucky emotions away and go back to being yout stupid fucking court jester or whatever #it's all rage now. can't use that one either tho. #they gotta do this shit on my one Saturday off this month too. god forbid I have one fucking day.

[faetreides]

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#watching old adam videos about the colleen situation bc i never knew the full story #and the treatment of victims in this and other situations like it is so tiring #as a survivor who isn’t able to get justice it means so much to see her get so much backlash and to see the victims be heard #but being reminded about how conditional some ppls love and support for victims is sucks #like they want to baby you and be entertained by you #but if you talk about it too much then they’ll be annoyed #how else are people supposed to work through their trauma #like would you treat someone irl how youre treating these ppl online???? #a victim is a human who deserves to tell their story how they see fit #you are not a king yelling at his court jesters to play ring around the rosie in front of you #at least respect the bravery they have telling their story in front of so many ppl #and the fact that we as survivors almost have to expect being torn apart #is sad #a grooming/sa victim is not a toy for you to micromanage or play with #you cant just throw them/the situation away bc you’re bored #i mean you technically can but remember that they dont get to do that #saying ‘i kind of believe colleen now bc you won’t stfu’ like imagine that #do you even think before you speak #📜.scrolls #🫁.vent #tw sa mention #tw grooming

[lastoneout]

as much as part of me doesn't want to associate my tumblr TOO heavily with my twitch streaming, part of me is entertaining the idea of having a cohesive theme across my platforms and if I was gonna change the current icon/appearance/theme it would just be for all that...

and also in the honor of that anon who said, after sending me a big hunk of anon hate, added "oh wait you're a furry ofc you don't read the news" like maybe I can prevent stupid discourse but simply being way more upfront about the furry vtuber thing lmao

idk @ long time followers and mutuals would you be too heartbroken if I did a mild re-brand? or anyone who has feedback really, I have kinda built my twitch following more or less separate from my tumblr one which is nice, but it does mean I think people here follow me expecting different content than the twitch people(more or less, there is overlap ofc and I am eternally grateful for my tumblr peeps who check out my streams and vice-versa <3) so that's worth considering as well...still the content of my blog wouldn't change AT ALL and I'd still be lastoneout ofc you can pry that username from my cold dead hands, but just my icon and blog theme and stuff?

Yeah, def would appreciate feedback lol

#I just think it would be a nice 'wtf were you expecting you saw my blog' thing #also all the assets I have I drew myself so shrug it is also just using my own art #and I've never really felt brave enough to use my own art for stuff before #and Im def not trying to brag about the furry vtuber thing either I fully talk about it like I'm a court jester #bcs I am #this is also bcs my tumblr following is growing a lot? and Im having more twitch streams with 8-10 veiwers #and this is also literally my job anyway #so idk??? might be nice to have a cohesive.......brand????? #idk how to get more popular online actually #I have no fucking idea why I have nearly 7k followers here #or why I have regular viewers on twitch!! #idk what Im doing at all actually!!

[crossbackpoke-check]

liv idk why but your posts were never on my dash for the past several months and i missed your tag journeys so hard. SO HARD. i was like, 'i hope friend crossback-pokecheck is fine' and you were here tagging and telling stories and losing your mind and i did not see it. anyway.

i am being so appreciative of your deweys journeys. you are, as always, correct.

HELLO!!!! 🥰😭🥹 I MISSED YOU TOO i am SO happy to hear from you and am truly just. 🫶 forever eternally always thank you for traveling along with my unhinged tag journeys, i am enabled so well 💕

also THANK YOU!!! the deweys vibes have now been peer reviewed and approved 🗣️

#yes i did have myself a little laugh bc i picked out my minnesota wild i love you reaction image to answer an ask tangentially abt them #while it is not the deweys it was situationally appropriate & also my reaction (excited yelling of OH MY GOD HI HELLO HOW HAVE YOU BEEN!!) #liv in the replies #drartemysia #also. who among us has not experienced the infinite wonder of the functionality of this webbed site #remember when i like. didn’t get notifications for asks for ???? months???? yeah we love it here #but like. genuine. i’m all butterfly heart can’t type no thumbs like OH MY GOD HI!!!!!!!!! HOW ARE YOU!!!! YAYAY I LOVE SEEING YOU!!!!! #anyway profound human joy of connection got me again. i look forward to having more unhinged thoughts with you in the future <3 #feeling very sens sicko meme yes hahaha yes at the thought of maybe getting you into the deweys… 😈 #me a formal court jester waiting for the vibe check to come back like oh approved? #also withholding a follow-up to the peer-review about p********** because i cannot make ANY promises

[marciliedonato]

It's Christmas and the dash is dead... I cast spell of go on your phones now ‼️‼️🧙🪄✨

#Everyone's like 'I'm so chronically online' until it's time to be chronically online #Sidenote I need to buy myself some Eva trinket gift before I go insane... I'll see if picking up my Vol fixes me first.. #I'm so boredddd where are the court jesters :// #Wow anna said something #Anna's shitposts #Sparkly silver eyeshadow save me... Save me sparkly silver eyeshadow #Not to be a brat but i need to quench my thirst for opening little treats there were barely any 😔 they were good but yeah #Which ik that's not rly the point that's a bonus bc some ppl get none but it's still nice 😭😭 #My birthday is also in December and I'm flopping so hard in the gift department... This is a cruel world

[hylialeia]

people making their popular posts unrebloggable instead of just deleting it so they don’t get notifs. you are weak. I would devour you in the womb

#to be fair I get it when it's a controversial post bc you know pissing on the poor and all that #but totally innocuous funny shitposts coming across my dash? #you taunt me like this? #forbid me from laughing at the jester in the king's court? #fuck you meet me at dawn you jingly hat bitch

[magela]

okay so you know how everyone thinks eddie is mean and scary but hes actually a big fluffy marshmallow in vans? someone please write me a fic set maybe s2ish where steve is so fucked up after nancy breaks up with him, and eddies reputation as both an asshole and maybe possibly queer precedes him, and steve decides this is the perfect time to punish himself for his own feelings about boys hes repressed but never managed to kill, for nancy leaving him, for never being good or smart or strong enough, and he cant think of a better way to fix this part at least, right? if sex with eddie is shitty and humiliating he wont want it again, and if it hurts he deserves it. he wants it to hurt. cue throwing himself at an unsuspecting and awkward eddie whos mainly just floored his crush is talking to him, even if hes being a little distant and weird about it, he is king harrington after all and eddies at most a court jester, its cool. and steves so sure eddie will wreck him but eddies oblivious and he refuses to get with the damn program and proceeds to fuck him in the softest, slowest, gentlest way possible bc he is an utter goner for this lil jock and hes wants to make his first time the best it could possibly be. like so much fluff steve cant cope. and eddie does kind of wreck him but not in the way steve had hoped. I am fluffy smut trash and ill give you my heart, such as it is.

#steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #steve x eddie #steve harrington x eddie munson #eddie munson x steve harrington

[ironinkpen]

My favorite thing in the world about Rise Leo is that he acts Like That but then at any given moment he's almost always doing something that's like. so fucking clever.

Like in the episode "The Ancient Art of Ninja Hide and Seek," the guys are sneaking around Big Mama's hotel to steal something from her guard dog Gus's collar. Raph's idea of stealth is uhhh holding a frond over his head, and Mikey and Donnie spend most of their time scooting a food cart up the stairs. Gus sniffs them all out and they all have to be rescued by Splinter.

And then Leo does this

And it seems so stupid, but like? it's actually not?? there's a strategy here???

The other guys get caught bc Gus is an incredible tracker w a great sense of hearing and smell—which Leo knows from their last run-in with him. So what does Leo do? He eliminates the problem by purposefully sneaking up on Gus in a crowded, noisy, distracting room so Gus won't be able to hear or smell him. And it WORKS—Gus doesn't notice him even when he's right under his nose! He just gets unlucky that the Evil Sports match ends right when he gets his hands on the collar.

It's just. so endlessly funny to me that Leo's the one who gets the closest to actually completing the mission without needing Splinter to bail him out, and no one notices bc he does so with the air of a court jester. A little clown boy. He truly radiates the vibe of someone constantly flying by the seat of his booty shorts, meaning no one realizes until Shredder that he's secretly the only one on the team who regularly uses ANY problem-solving or planning skills lmao

#rottmnt #leo #rottmnt leo #rise leo #i like to think after Many Unhappy Returns Splinter looked back to see if he missed any signs that Leo's like. a strategic genius. #and then thought back on this moment and went '......wait a minute he had a PLAN???' #anyway! I love Leo! he's so good at plans guys!!! #and i'm v bummed the guys never realized that Leo is secretly actually an incredible strategist/problem-solver #because then you look back and realize he solved the most problems on purpose than literally anyone else in the show #(yes including raph. i love that boy but his solution to every problem is smashing through a wall) #(or cutting a car in half with his BROTHER STILL INSIDE RAPH)

[marquezian]

u guys dovis biography is just an ode to his friends and what it means to experience life together in a community 😔

"the joys of returning home again and again" "i would feel more comfortable wearing a suit if there was mud on the starched shirt" "i wish motogp was about connection" "my friends, partner and daughter are a triangle of serenity" "friends are the mirror i look into to feel normal again" "i find even my relationship with my mom is affected by my fame, which is embarrassing" "life is for the time we spend together and going grocery shopping for the meals we cook" (<- this one got me so bad bc ive noticed he Loves doing that but i thought i was reading into itttt) "what would I have become if I surrounded myself with a court of jesters who are always telling me how good and handsome i am". says that the social atmosphere of the paddock is a "mine field". "starting from universes apart, we found ourselves here [note: being motogp riders together], different but similar: shall we talk about it? listen to each other? exchange experiences?"

mentions he doesn't consider any of the other riders his friends (which he regrets! hed like that connection) but then specifically talks about marc and how what they have is also special (profound is the adjective he uses) because its a relationship you can only have with another athlete. even compares marc to his dad (huge compliment)

SAYS SOMETHING SOOOO INSANE ABOUT HIM HERE first of all this paragraph starts with "A me Marc piace. E i nostri famosi duelli del 2017 li ho interpretati anche come un modo per conoscerci meglio." ("I like Marc. And I interpreted our famous duels in 2017 as a way of getting to know each other better.") and then THIS:

the following may contain inaccuracies: "Deep down, however, he isn't crazy either, although he tries two maneuvers [on their last lap battle in Austria 2017!] that are neither in heaven nor on earth. Theoretically, and even practically, they have no logic. Yet I don't get pissed off, [unsure what this says]. I'm rather surprised to see what he tried to do to win, a kind of "I don't believe it," an astonished curiosity at how he tried to go into unfamiliar terrain where, as a consequence, I followed. It's amazing. As if together we had dug the new seam of a mine: the gold we won't share, of course, because I will take it, however, we dig the earth together as if we were pioneers. And that can't help but create a bond, whatever it may be."

(source is his autobio "Asfalto" for all of this!)

#the way u can translate una figata to german very easily but to english ? nuh uh #i really like him :( #i think hed hate getting posted about so much which maybe i should stop doing lol ! #this is all just from a couple pages.... might do a part 2 if people want!! #andrea dovizioso #ad #mm #* #text #asfalto #marquezology

[canonizzyhours]

i know this blog is for anon asks but if someone wants to get my ass for this i’m just gonna laugh

izzy is a wet pathetic loser who deserves to be bullied, and i can’t believe i spent so long forgetting this bc some people looked at god’s worst court jester and thought “THIS is the lord’s specialest boy”

like no, this guy is a PIRATE who shit himself and threw up when the boat got too rocky. they weren’t even in a STORM, fang says it was “choppy waters”

you want me to take this guy seriously?? the guy who started crying when he couldn’t get his crush out of a harness and stormed off instead? the guy who spent hours talking jackie’s ear off about ed’s crush on stede?? THAT guy?

this is so funny actually, why were there people acting like izzy is this maligned battered woman. he had to be dragged kicking and screaming into his own redemption arc. when fang hugs him, he looks like he’d rather they shot him. if anyone shows him any affection he acts like he’s being tortured. what a fucking loser 💖

#184.

#ofmd #izzy hands #canonizzyhours #scarrletmoon

[thatdeadaquarius]

When I’m playing genshin, I’m mostly listening to either Paternity Court, or Steve Wilkos. Imagine the characters hearing all of the stuff and being so scandalized by the results and comments. Or being genuinely disgusted and heartbroken for the victims in more serious cases. I can def see a good chunk of them being invested

I don’t think I’ve listened to those yet! I do occasionally get on a true crime binge listen, however the weirdest thing my characters have heard has gotta be Game Grumps episodes or compilations lol

What if i listened to every season of Buzzfeed Unsolved.

What would we do then my Genshin characters, my people, what then.

I saw someone else write about this true crime documentary thing but they described everyone being pretty terrified or disgusted by the podcasts

Which I definitely think some would be literally horrified lmao

But also I think a lot of them definitely would be invested-

I mean shit,

you're listening to your God and they just start playing this like uncomfortably detailed intricate crime case/murder report???

I would be so interested in what kind of person they were, and why they were listening to true crime stuff, 

so needless to say characters like Heizou and Yelan would definitely be into it, maybe Kujou Sara as well?

I can see Zhongli getting into it too and Raiden

I mean don't get me wrong plenty would be disturbed

like rest in peace Barbara 🙏

but like it would be fascinating to them too!!

cuz they don't know anything about our world so they could learn a lot about it thru listening to this stuff

tho it probably cause a lot of confusion whenever they hear things like phone or computer or car lol

you know stuff that hasn't been invented yet for them or there is no equivalent, but they

would deffo interrogate u about ur world when u get to Teyvat

♤

okay but on a more silly motherfucker note-

what if I was playing Game Grumps around them lol, would they be like oh my God our Creator has the best comedians or hilarious friends

like you know how a king has jesters? 😭

I feel like they would think that instead of a recording definitely, especially because most of these things are just people talking and not like, a speech or something

because audio recordings could exist for them, they would probably get it in concept, they do have Ley lines that do that afterall (and now Kameras)

♧

Omg,

oh no, would they think that you're getting these reports in person??  Or even like your SOLVING all these crimes?? 

esp bc I know myself and I tend to sometimes be talking to Genshin characters like,

"damn that's how he got arrested? How stupid he could've blah blah blah i sound like a hardened cop playing a gacha game lmao blah blah...."

it'd be so funny to see that one play out

when u get whisked away to teyvat and Heizou and Yelan are just:

"oh my God can you help us with all these cases we love your mind, or get your servants to help us?"

THEY WOULDNT EVEN BELIEVE U IF U TRIED TO BE LIKE "no no please ur the professionals idk wtf im doing guys-"

Heizou/Yelan: 🤨🤨

"likely story Most Honorable God, but we heard quite the fascinating theories just last week before u descended, hmmm...."

u cant win, 

honestly everyone would probably just assume ur not only the god who created/built teyvat but also have a domain in justice, comedy or honestly whatever u be playing all the time, including music, people would definitely think ur a music god too

esp if ur like me and u just turn on a cool Spotify playlist while u play sometimes, like they've probably never heard so many radically different genres songs, and so many back to back

(could definitely see a myth about u having an immortal inexhaustible musician band that has access to all the songs of the universe that u make them play for you, once again, would be hard to deny bc that's a pretty accurate description of spotify lol)

♡

srry abt my ✨️ass writing✨️ anon!!

I am getting to these old asks so late I hope u guys r alright with getting answered so late, ya boy has been busy 

Im busy partially bc i have a end of year art exhibition!

Basically at my university, if ur an art major, u have to have some of ur best work from ur time at university and display it in a Senior year art exhibition in the university's art museum! Its super cool! And stressful! :D!!

Anyway im so happy i have no object permanence bc everytime i open my drafts or my inbox, even the old asks :( , are  a new surprise every time :D lmao

Safe Travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

#so teyvat has known me for about 2 yrs now #wow thats crazy #so fast #but also #do u think they would feel the way we feel about them bc of that? #like how we love fictional characters #😭 ur just talking all the time and u eat with them and u celebrate their victories with them and worry about them #how could they not love u #genshin impact #genshin sagau #my asks #sagau #genshin imagines #genshin sagau ideas #gender neutral reader #genshin isekai #genshin god reader #genshin imagines reverse harem #i mean what #genshin impact sagau #genshin scenarios #genshin x reader #genshin impact reader insert