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eatsbop · 3 years

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Cure me @gaytache @redmama

I had a fever dream about Dowoon and Taehoon.

Because I passed out when my phone passed out. So. You know. I think it was a dream. Ye, it was definitely a dream. They don't have a running drama? Where could I have possibly seen this weird hallucination if not a dream! When I came back to my senses I was pretty determined to write it out as a fic. Turns out I wasn't completely back to my senses because 2 seconds later I realized that I'm a clown and I talk like a meme. Definitely not a viable candidate to write a serious fic. It wasn't really that serious but like there was crying. Also I don't even wanna write this down but like? It bothers me. Thank you for the permission, mvp move. Lmao

Anyway, in this dream.. Dowoon did not die. So he and Taehoon stayed friends and are living their merry teenage lives.

Dowoon's dad is in state of constant disgruntled resignation but like, he mostly let Dowoon do his thing now cause he realized life is so unpredictable so he should let his sons have fun.

It was all sunshine and a bit of trouble here and there. It was like watching myself and my school friends doing stupid shit, but instead of us it was Taehoon and Dowoon. Nothing too complicated.. just teenage spirit.. until it got complicated.

It was every bit controversial. I shit you not brothers and ladies. Dowoon stopped short one day cause he was all pissy about Taehoon texting girls and shit and was like

"Wait just a hot moment?? Am I jealous?!"

Then he started screaming. Inwardly.

"IM A MALE !1!!!"

Then he started crying. Outwardly.

And Taehoon was so confused. And Dowoon was equally confused. I felt so fucking bad. It was a very uncomfortable moment.

Dowoon started looking like a water fountain at some point. Just crying, halfway collapsing to the ground, and gripping Taehoon's arm.

And Dowoon's like geeeeeeh wtf what goin on

And Taehoon's like, YOU TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!

And Dowoon was just BRO WTF BRO DO I HAVE TO STOP TALKING TO YOU? I CAN'T HANGOUT WITH YOU ANYMORE?! WHY

And Taehoon's starting to panic YOU GOT ALLERGIES OR SOMETHING?! WHAT IS IT?

And they we're just panicking together for like I dunno maybe 30 minutes lmao

But by and by Dowoon managed to make him understand (I'm not sure how, my brain skipped that, I just saw them panicking together)

Bro I think I might have a.. non-bro type crush on you? And I don't like that but I like you ???!!

And Taehoon's like Why you being homophobic to yourself? What do you want me to do?

And Dowoon's like.. Idk bro. Aren't you disgusted tho?

And Taehoon's like.. No?

And Dowoon got a clapback but the dream ended. I forgot to put lipbalm on and my lips were dry af and no one there to kiss it all better.

This the ending of this shitpost. I'm sorry for sharing this. I just laughed so much when Taehoon said allergies

#taetae x chuuni

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