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yourfavealbumisgender · 4 months
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Romance is Boring by Los Campesinos! is Aromantic and Transgender!
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tmbmtb · 7 months
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If you were given the option Of dying painlessly in peace at forty-five But with a lover at your side After a full and happy life Is this something that would interest you? Would this interest you at all?
✯ In Media Res, Los Campesinos!
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palmistrii · 1 month
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if u had to sacrifice someone from Los Campesios! to the small little gnome in the mud outside the small little hut in your small little grotto in which you live alone in (unless you want to count the fairies whom aren't real, a figment of your imagination who is also a tiger called jim and a small little tiny sized Emilee from The Crane Wives) Who would it be?
tldr: gareth paisey
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gareth paisey
reason 1: he looks like a gnome
have you seen this man? have you seriously looked deep enough at a photo of him? have you not noticed how RED he is in every photo? have you noticed his LARGE ears? and his hair. tell me that’s not gnome hair. say it to my face rn. put a hat on that man and shrink him, he could be your average garden gnome
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reason 2:
one time i had a dream where gareth paisey had wings. like idk what type of wings i don’t remember but i know he had them. doesn’t that scream hallucinated fairies? my theory is that gareth paisey is actually a fairy irl and he’s hiding it from everyone, that’s why he hasn’t toured in europe in so long, since he found out fairies are not welcome there.
reason 3:
i have the very real urge to slap gareth paisey silly. but since assault is illegal, i must go to the next best rhing. sacrificing him.
reason 4:
his height. i genuinely don’t know how tall he is but i am very convinced he is short and i will not take no for an answer. he could fit in the tiny hut, which means he feasibly could be sacrificed to the tiny gnome.
i am going to delete this in the morning. thanks for listening and im Very sorry.
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alternian los campesinos! is still los campesinos! and the lead singer is still gareth paisey (huh didn't realise his nsme fits) but he's an indigoblood and the other singer is his adoptive jadeblood sister kimmhe davidd. their drummer is a cobaltblood named jaison adlini. ok idk about the others' blood colours i can't find they damn birthdays but the guitarists are tomass bromly and nieill turnrr, and their bass is mhatte fidler. they replace their surnames with campesinos! as an act of artistic rebellion against the naming system and the legacy-based ancestor system. they're from troll cardiff
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tsurangaconundrum · 2 years
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los campesinos is the perfect band because a girl who was really into astrology definitely dumped gareth paisey
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thisisjustafling · 10 years
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And every quotation that dribbled from your mouth, like a final fatal journal entry. I know I'm wrong I'm sorry
"This Is How You Spell 'Ha Ha Ha We Destroyed The Hopes And Dreams Of A Generation Of Faux-romantics" - Gareth Campesinos!
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Gareth knows the pains of realising you're never going to be a professional footballer. It's a depressing realisation. But at least I've genuinely come to accept my inevitable death and the fact that human lifespans are of a perfect length. 
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yourfavealbumisgender · 7 months
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Romance is Boring by Los Campesinos! is Aromantic and Trans Masc!
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tmbmtb · 6 months
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Left your home town for somewhere new Don't be surprised now it's leaving you Another weekday night alone The rise of rent, the fall of home The fall of home Battery dies on your monthly call Budget cut at your primary school Another family friend fell sick Gave the fascists a thousand ticks
✯ The Fall of Home, Los Campesinos!
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yourfavealbumisgender · 5 months
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All's Well That Ends by Los Campesinos! is a Lesbian!
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yourfavealbumisgender · 5 months
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Hold On Now, Youngster... by Los Campesinos! is Pansexual and Nonbirary!
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tmbmtb · 6 months
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I can't believe I chose the mountains every time you chose the sea
✯ Coda: A Burn Scar in the Shape of the Sooner State, Los Campesinos!
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tmbmtb · 7 months
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I phone my friends and family To gather 'round the television The talking heads count down The most heart-wrenching breakups of all time Imagine the great sense of waste The indignity, the embarrassment When not a single one of that whole century Was mine
✯ Straight in at 101, Los Campesinos!
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tmbmtb · 7 months
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I flew down south to Mexico Had a minor realisation I understood why kids draw the sun With its rays emanating And the beams broke the clouds The sky looked like a concertina I'd sat on in my pocket for weeks Folded up from a picture
✯ Straight in at 101, Los Campesinos!
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tmbmtb · 7 months
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Talk about your politics And I wonder if you could be one of them But you could never kiss a Tory boy Without wanting to cut off your tongue again
✯ The Sea Is a Good Place to Think of the Future, Los Campesinos!
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tmbmtb · 5 months
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The dirt above, the stars below, I watched your face dry cold amid the afterglow And when they think of you and me, it's clear if you're the doormat, I'm the hickory
✯ Cemetery Gaits, Los Campesinos!
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