#garanteed

[panda-of-the-trash]

I want to stab myself repeatedly with all my pretty pastel markers

#as a dumb college student #don't procrastinate kids #it will come back to fuck you up #GARANTEED #IDK IF I WROTE THAT RIGHT #I AM NOT ENGLISH SO FUCK IT

[attarihomeopathy]

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[weirdass-shiptournament]

WELCOME TO THE (UN)OFFICIAL WEIRDASS SHIP TOURNAMENT‼️

DO YOU:

- Have a rare pair so rare they never interact in canon? Or even exist in the same canon?

- Is literally only known by a small circle of friends and is completely incomprehensible to the average onlooker?

THEN THIS IS THE POLL FOR YOU‼️

THE SUBMISSION RULES ARE:

- CANNOT interact in canon! We are talking the obscurest of obscure. I need to have to hunt these character down and edit them into a photo in order for them to be valid. If I google their names together and can easily find official pictures of them hanging out it’s invalid(exceptions can be made depending on circumstances)

- CAN be from different source material. Literally anything goes!! Anime character and Spongebob? OKAY!!! Two characters from the same show who’ve never interacted?? YES!! I’m looking for ships you need to explain the development of. There needs to be a lore.

- CANNOT have a mass following. Once again, I’m looking for ships that can only be comprehended by a group of friends with insider knowledge. So things like BBC Sherlock’s mormor, despite being a ship wjere one of the characters technically doesn’t exist, doesn’t count on account of being immensely popular and having several hundreds of fics made for them. WE’RE TALKING WEIRD. RANDOM. OBSCURE. There’s gotta be like 5 fics of them MAXIMUM(exceptions can be made if they’re all by the same one or two very dedicated ppl)

- ALL SUBMISSIONS WILL BE JUDGED BY DEDICATION NOT NUMBERS!!! I want you FIGHTING for your LIFE to justify why your blorbos are not only weird but extremely valid to ship. I want to see essays with the same passion and effort youd put into your English paper worth 50% of your grade.

AND THE POLL RULES ARE:

- NO REAL LIFE PEOPLE. streamers count.

- I have full control of who gets in or not. Once again, we are going by dedication, not numbers. Please don’t be upset if your blorbos do not make it in. I f things go well, I’ll probably do this again, so you’ll likely have more chances to see them submitted.

- I DO NOT HAVE ENCYCLOPEDIC KNOWLEDGE OF EVERY MEDIA EVER. while i will go out of my way to do background checks of any character I don’t recognize, I’m not very smart. If a ship gets in that’s in some way notably problematic, I assure you I did not know!! Please just DM me about it if it happens!!!

- I don’t want to see any trash talking towards other opponents. This is a for fun poll! Please have fun. Discover new weird ships to have. Form weird ship polycules with the opponents and kiss or smth. If I see any vile behavior in the polls you will be blocked.

- unfortunately I am a human bound by feelings and bias. This was originally just going to be a ‘weird a3 ships’ thing before I decided to branch out since I doubt I’d get many submissions sticking to one fandom. If you see a lot of a3! Specific ships thats because I have a lot of friends who are all individually buckwild about certain weird ships.

- ALL PROPAGANDAIS NOT ONLY BELOVED AND ADORED BUT ENCOURAGED!!! GO APE!!!

THE SUBMISSIONS WILL LAST UNTIL MAY 15TH GMT -4‼️ (<- linked here)

(Should a date be needed I will specify later down the line. I will give more than enough time with a heads up for when I close submissions, so you do not have to worry about being too late to submit your blorbos.)

I WOULD LIKE TO GIVE SPECIAL SHOUTOUTS TO @pinkandbluebracket @redandyellowbracket @a3outfitstournament AND @greenhairandpronouns-tournament FOR MAKING POLLS SEEM FUN AND SILLY AND THUS MY ENCOURAGEMENT TO MAKE MY OWN!!! ALSO BECAUSE TAGGING SEEMS CUSTOMARY

#long post #weird ship tournament #poll #character poll #ship poll #sorry in advance if this comes off loud or mean in any way #I made this at midnight hopped up on several different allergy medicines #because of allergies #also goes sour saying but this is for fun!!! #it’s silly!!!! #we’re here to be silly!!! #be silly!!! #also note! #I will not submit any blorbos mysekf or garantee any of my beloved’s a spot #I want to see how this plays out #there’s also the knights of the round table aka KniRoun

[mmelolabelle]

I sometimes like to fantasize about how much Corlys Velaryon would have fucked shit up if Alicent had actually managed to injure Luke in 1x07.

That man had a fleet, access to two full grown dragons with battle experience, money to burn and a pre-existing grudge against Viserys and the Hightowers. He wanted that smoke since the Great Council. And he clearly loved Luke.

It would have gotten very messy, very quickly.

#like to be fair to viserys there is an actual political reason why he left luke alone #because luke wasn’t just his grandson but an heir to driftmark #anything happening to him would have been a political clusterfuck of epic proportions #like viserys and his small council spend half of season one trying to keep corlys on side #FOR GOOD REASON #if the choice was ‘open conflict with the velaryons’ vs ‘sending alicent to the silent sisters and getting rid of otto’ #viserys might go for the latter #especially because rhaenyra his chosen heir would likely side with the velaryons #which would make viserys look weaker than he already does #and there’s no garantee that daemon would side with viserys if he backed the hightowers #especially if it put him at odds with rhaenyra #it actually could have averted the Dance #corlys velaryon #lucerys velaryon #viserys targaryen #viserys i #house velaryon

[just-a-tiny-goldfish]

How Ortega the most elegible bachelorette/bachelor in Los Diablos chooses sidestep repeatedly over actual people with their life together is always such a ‘wtf’ moment for me

#I’m like???? #thinking of what little shits most sidestep’s are #also thinking of oro and I’m like ???? she’s a feral little creature #u sure u want that one Julia 🙂 u reeeeally sure??? #there’s the one little confession in the apartment where Julia is like #I didn’t want the media blaming my bad manners on being in gay love with u 😔 #HAVE U SAT WITH ORELLUA FOR 5 MINUTES I CSN GARANTEE THATS NOT WHAT THE PUBLIC WOULD BE THINKING #YOUR BAD MANNERS? Julia bby ur fine

[aguademelon047]

Hannibal fandom veterans, PLEASE give me some insight on what the fandom was like back when the first season was airing

for scientific purposes

#i wish I knew what the vibes were like #i can garantee nobody was normal about this show tho #like was hannigram a ship since the beginning or was that developed as the show went on?? #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram

[genderandanger]

this is so unfair, and it just keeps happening???

mind u Palestinians just keeps dying due to dehydration and the lack of food on TOP of being killed by isreal

DONT STOP TALKING ABOUT IT!!!!! PEOPLE ARE STILL DYING KEEP PUSHING!!!!

#free palastine #palastine #free gaza #gaza #ceasefire now #ceasefireforgaza #ceasefireingaza #i feel so fucking useless #but this is the only way we can help when our useless world leader all clap their hands to this #keep being educated #keep pushing #humanitarian aid are getting there but we dont know if they can get out safely #not even that can be garanteed

[wereshrew-admirer]

hello! long time no see!

i went on a little trip to maine and ended up staying longer than expected because of some surprise health horrors (i'm fine now), and came right back into two obscenely long work days (huge media fill in the lab)... it's been a long while since i've drawn, and i WANT to but my head is EMPTY - i can of course just doodle like a normal person that doesn't have to finish everything they start but like idk. if anybody has chine and/or duvall requests hit me up? or any fatt requests, really, but y'know. comfort food for trying times, etc etc

#my scribbles #head emptyyyyy #no garantees as usual #esp considering how tired i am but i've also become terribly restless #art withdrawal is real ok? #blorbo withdrawal? idkidkidk

[gurenmonster]

to like the 3 ppl who like damien and chanse as a pair: can y'all let me know your hcs for their dynamic? (platonic or not idc)

because i got some but idk how accurate they are and I kinda want to see what others think (preferably to my inbox so I can maybe draw something about them?)

#smosh #damien haas #chanse mccrary #chamien #can't garantee a drawing but idk i just want to draw them #i think my depiction of them are kinda inaccurate but also I'm just having fun ya know? #the most i hc is that chanse is very obvious and damien is oblivious (in the romantic sense) #and that chanse looves to hear damien ramble about his interests (but that's just either romantic or platonic) #g chat

[thaliajoy-blog]

Sometimes you just gotta witness the wonder that are very loud Targaryen stans who think the smallfolk don't matter & are boring, and who on top of that are extremely mad about that same smallfolk not stanning X monarch they think they should (obsessed about fictional boring people lol).

Like do you actually read Dany's chapters or did you just pretend you do and instead of it you exclusively watched like, scenepacks of Show!Dany being badass and burning stuff or whatever. Dany likes the smallfolk. All the people who are closest to being worthy of ruling care about them and aren't offended when they show their own independant thoughts.

#valyrianscrolls #asoiaf art #daenerys targaryen #smallfolk #i garantee you it hasn't crossed their mind how many popular asoiaf characters are actually smallfolk #cause most people aren't noble in that world

[goops-art]

In which this time is a little more about a mousy reader interaction

I follow the advice of @bones-of-a-rabbit and make it full story style, i-it actually work? Apologies for moons coat [didnt calculate the ratio properly] and the color of the outfits, when i realized it that i didnt actually know it was too late to ask.

Hope u enjoy!

[yes i know i didnt add sunny bunny and i regret it but on my defense i just couldnt find any ideas for them and run put of space, got any ideas?]

Close up undert the cut! And an extra:

BAD READER!

#fnaf sb fanart #traditional art #sun fnaf #fnaf moon #fnaf eclipse #reader insert #fuzzbear au #bones of a rabit au #fnaf sb #fluff #art #fanart #Muahahahhahaahaha I told you it wasnt the last of meeeee!!!! #is gonna be really hard to get rid of me at all!!! muahahahahhahahaahaha #i may had gotten to sleep at like 3ish - 4ish #BUT IT WAS WORTH IT I SWEAR!!! #i didnt have any idea for the color of the outfits #i literally just winged them on the go! #I garantee they are not official at all #is something a sleep deprived came to realize when it was 1 in the morning LOLOLOLOL #sunny bunny #fuzzy moonie #fluffyclipse

[just-another-random-cloud]

OK IT HAD BEEN SOME TIME-

but uh... Here’s a sketch of an AU I’m working on, ‘Good Present, Bad Future’, that I plan on posting more art and a fic about Basically- Hat Kid and Mustache Girl, during the events of Time’s End, end up crashing on a dark timeline in wich Hat had gone insane and tried to dominate Earth while Mu is part of the Resistence against her.

it makes sense I swear-

#a hat in time #a hat in time hat kid #a hat in time mustache girl #a hat in time au #what am I even doing #everybody here needs a hug I garantee #alternate universe #Fanart #game fanart

[werewolfsonpage211]

pov: youre my friend (and were both autistic)

#based on real life events #garanteed friendship level increase 1 times out of 1 #q #murderbot #murderbot diaries #tmbd #martha wells #page

[iamheretemporarly]

Ain’t no fucking way I just saw a video of a man digging in the rubble of what used to be his house in Gaza, calling for his children under there and breaking down after not being able to hear their voices no more, and the first thing I see in the comments is “wow what a good actor”

I’m sorry but I physically cannot have sympathy for people like that anymore, I can’t give them the benefit of the doubt anymore, and I hope that these people will one day experience the same pains the people in Gaza are experiencing and I hope everyone will turn their backs on them on their time of pain and need

Cause I can’t look at these “people” as anything but fucking monsters, and monsters don’t deserve my apathy

#I garantee you they’d fucking crumble at the mere thought of experiencing the shit gazan people are going through #fucking bastards

[jackredfieldwasmyjacob]

yesterday i was thinking that if i don't get into any phd program by the end of the year and i switch to focusing on studying oposiciones to work at a museum i will try and learn some catalan to get the c1.

#basically my plan for next year is: if i get into the phd i will be living abroad which is scary but i'll be doing a phd which :) #if i don't. i will try to get into a phd next year but that will become my plan b #my plan a will become studying oposiciones and going to conferences / writing papers / studying languages / anything to engross my cv #i was thinking of also trying to get the official tour guide license so i can work as that in the meantime but for what i saw in madrid #the last call for the exams to get it were in 2017. so that's fun #i'll also want to try another official language exam. probably french cause that's the language i know most after english. #and then. i could also try and get the c1 of catalan cause i don't mind moving to another autonomous community to work in a museum #like i am open to state autonomic and local museums. they just have to be historical / ethnological / archaeological #my dream would actually be to work at centros de interpretación in archaeological sites but i don't know if they fall under the 'museum' #denomintation or if they are another thing i'd had to study for #and a c1 in catalan opens up my possibilities in three new autonomic communities #it's also the cooficial language i know the best. and also valencia (and more specifically alacant province) is like. on my top 3 list of #preferred destinations. cause i know pretty well the province so i think i wouldn't be so anxious moving there #and there's family and friends so i won't feel so alone i think #anyways. this is all hypothetical. but yeah #oh!!! i almost forgot!!! #if all of this happens i also want to try learning pottery ^_^ #there's a pottery workshop next door to my therapist office so i would most likely go there hehe #i'm happy cause i'm excited both to live abroad and do a phd and to stay here and study a bunch of things so. regardless of what happens #these next few months until 2024... next year is garanteed to be better than 2023. for sure

[blastdamage]

it's truly incredible that people keep saying that "everyone is talking about ukraine but not X!" yet i only ever hear about ukraine from my eastern european friends. everybody else seems to have moved on and only bring up the war in ukraine to complain that it's being talked about too much lol.

#also garanteed these people have not commented on every single atrocity currently going on #not because theyre bad or hypocritical (although they are lol) but because it's an impossible thing to do! it's such an odd guilt trip