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mimixmunson · 2 months
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Kurt Kunkle would 100% be a gamer bf. You’d have to beg him to come to bed because it’s 5am and he’s been playing all night, leaving you in bed all alone. You can hear him shouting over his headset to whatever 12 year old has killed him in the last game. 
You’d walk into his spare bedroom (the gaming room he had turned it into) completely naked and call his name, massaging the back of his neck. He turn around, a little bit jump scared because he didn’t hear you come in over the sound of gunfire in the game.
Once he catches a glimpse of your naked body under the neon light of the room, he’d rip his headset off and grab your hand. Running with you to the bedroom, because no game is better than pussy. Even losers like Kurt know that.
Throwing you onto the bed to the sound of his own laughter, and burying his head against your belly. “You want me?” He smirks, brushing his hair out of his face. Trailing his fingers from under your belly button to your slit, narrowly missing your clit. You direct his hand to the right spot, and he stays there completely still until you whine.
His fingers only start to motion when you beg, because boy does that man love any form of feedback.
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munsster · 1 year
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kurt kunkle and his bimbo girlfriend
A/N: this week has literally forced me to be obsessed with this greasy little slasher (soooooo my inbox is surely open!) (gif creds: @stevesnailbat)
Pairing: Kurt Kunkle x Fem!Bimbo!Reader
Warnings: Spree (2020) related content, kurt kunkle, smut/suggestive themes, MDNI, slasher themes (blood, gore, murder, ghostface), pet names (baby, slasher), cam/stream sex
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im sorry but gamer bf x bimbo gf trope is actually flooring me rn
he’s just this greasy little streamer you started watching and you’re this total babe who’s obsessed with him
and you are really obsessed with him
you are literally his Number one fan
if kurt kunkle has 100 fans, youre one of them. if kurt kunkle has 1 fan, its you. if kurt kunkle has no fans, you’re dead.
you plugging kurtsworld96 at any given chance, like he’s so confused the first time he hears you do it, but then he gets so happy and just pulls you in
you being the first one to be super excited about his amount of viewers/followers
a celebratory kiss for ur streamer bf 🥰
also getting really worried when he seems to be in a little bit of trouble (ie cops in the background yikes)
him always reassuring you that he’s fine and he’ll figure it out
you dont know it but he’ll do anything you say, even if it meant turning off his stream for the night
you literally suggested doing cam stuff together before chat suggested it, but now chat is like obsessed with that because theyre a bunch of pervs
you treating chat like a sassy lil mama (“ew! behave yourselves” “ask nicely” “‘put it in her ass’ oh cmon, you know better” “shhh, quit being bratty, thats not how good little viewers get what they want, now is it?”)
youre such a lil price gouger, youre like “okay if someone sends in $50, i’ll let you guys watch us” and chat loves you so obviously they end up doing that
kurt really really loves you, plus you do wonders for his numbers. viewers basically double when he even mentions you
“‘kill your gf’ pfft yeah right, i know all his tricks, i’d like to see him try!” and you’re like in his lap and grinning and he just grins at you and when you turn to face him, he lands a big ol smooch on you
even after months of being together, he still gets nervous around you
and you always tell him to “relax, baby, it’s just me” all while he’s literally buzzing in your presence
he probably likes his hair pulled tbh
like even when you just run your fingers through his hair, he’s purring, he’s so slutty for it
asking him to do skincare/haircare with you as an excuse to take showers together 😝
like of course he’s gonna do it 1) because he loves you and 2) because afterwards, he smells like a candy store
you picking out his outfits because what he wears now is actually a cry for help
no because he would actually let you treat him like a dress up doll
you being really excited about it and telling him to do GRWM and OOTD segments on his streams (which are completely led + narrated by you, but he doesn’t need to know that)
him teaching you how to play video games (even though you already kinda know, you let him have his moment)
you designing the clickbait thumbnails for all of his youtube videos and they’re definitely all sparkly and pink and cute
you begging him to come with you to get your nails done, telling him he doesn’t have to get his nails done, you just want him to go with you
but of course, you convince him to get his nails done (just a basic polish *cough cough* in literally neon green, his choice) and he flaunts it to stream
he definitely makes fun of bobby like “my girlfriend is literally so hot. where’s yours? oh wait……”
and you HATE bobby
you think he’s a bad friend to kurt, but you’d never tell him that. you just scheme like “noooo baby, hang out with me, not bobby” and he’s like okay 🥰
also him being a little protective and possessive over you
like when other attractive people glance at you, he’ll grab your hand or put his arm around you or ask for a little kiss (all of which you do happily)
i love yous are thrown around like none other, and it makes him blush everytime. even when youre just tuning in, if he gets that “i love you, slasher” message, he’ll go red as a tomato
oh that reminds me: youre favorite movies being slasher films like scream and scary movie and american psycho, and he’s not stupid so he definitely senses the theme there
bonus: he definitely buys one of those ghostface masks just to surprise you (and get into your pants)
you offering to help clean his car after particularly gory kills (and he knows ur really good with aesthetics and detail work)
also you cleaning him up after particularly gory kills 🥺
like he’ll come home with blood streaked down his face, and you’re like “aw baby 😟 c’mere”
he LOVES it, he feels like a little puppy dog around you because you take care of him so well
you are all about sneak attack kisses, and he never knows what to do with them, he just sits there and smiles while you hold his face and pecks his lips
bro eventually, he’ll start laying the rizz down on you (and he’s not very good at it but) its so sweet that he’s genuinely trying and happy
like he’ll just spit pick-up line after pick-up line whenever you’re around, and you just giggle and kiss him on the cheek
you don’t even have to ask and he’ll buy you cute clothes. not that he’s insanely rich or like raking it in, but he makes enough, and he will spend money on something nice for you before he buys something for himself
him begging to drive you anywhere and anywhere even though your car works perfectly fine, he just wants to do things for you
also him begging to rig your car with cameras, too, just so when he does have to be in your car, he can still stream
ummm bonus: he definitely sets up a camera above his bed so like not only can he do sleeping streams, but…. you know…… angles 😌
you bringing him snacks and drinks during his stream and he gets the biggest googly eyes
you’ll just walk in in like the skimpiest little outfits, grinning and winking at the camera before giving kurtie a sloppy kiss
yall he’s so fucking dumb (in a loving way), but you’ll get into the car in like the most revealing and tight top and he’ll get all nervous and try to angle the cameras like ‘yall seeing this???’ all while smirking to himself
him accidentally referring to you as his wife on multiple occasions while streaming
letting you put your songs in the queue every so often
bonus: after hearing you play it literally once, his new favorite song is ‘stars are blind’ by paris hilton. that shit bangs and he knows it
him making you a playlist of all his songs (and he actually falls in love when you mention the fact that you listen to it almost constantly)
he actually can’t believe you love him and you’re of fan of his work and you’re actually the cutest thing he’s ever seen (nice tits, too)
it takes a lot of convincing and proof on his part that you truly love him, but you’re not shy about showing it and you’ll prove it to him anytime he needs
masterlist
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chiffiorra · 1 year
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ᥴ᥆tt᥆ᥒ'᥉ ᥉ᥱᥣf᥉hιρ᥉ gᥲᥣᥣᥱrᥡ
grimmjow jaegerjaquez × cotton
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"despite us being from two different worlds, despite us butting heads sometimes, i'm grateful for you every single day."
our aesthetic: "my warrior" and "my better half", the color blue, kissing bandaged wounds, bruised knuckles, watching over the other, opposites attract, reluctant protector
shipped since: 2007
song: already gone - kelly clarkson
storm/ororo munroe × cotton
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"you are the rain to my sunshine and sometimes vice versa. i could never be without you. i am proud to call you mine."
our aesthetic: "my rain" and "my sunshine", watching the stars together, forehead kisses, late night talks, looking out for each other, flying together, whispered "i love you"s
shipped since: 2007
song: i see you - leona lewis
basil hawkins × cotton
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"at the end of the day, i know you always mean well even if you don't always show it. i never regret giving you my all."
our aesthetic: "my magician" and "my queen", magic, looking out at the sea, sitting on his lap, size difference, reassuring touches, frequent tarot card reading
shipped since: 2014
song: house of cards - tyler shaw
chifuyu matsuno × cotton
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"you've stuck by me for so long and we always find our way back to each other no matter how far apart we are. you are truly my everything."
our aesthetic: "mi corazón" and "my favorite girl", going to cat cafés, picnics at the meadows, matching outfits, raising pets, one milkshake with two straws, movie night dates at home
shipped since: 2022
song: heartbeat - annie
shuji hanma x cotton
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"you're crazy, but i like that in a man. you really know how to brighten my day all the while i can try to reign you in but never change you."
our aesthetic: "my reaper" and "my angel", opposites attract part 2, "i'm gonna commit a crime!" "oh boy...", protective arms around me, late night motorcycle rides, lovingly bullying each other, making me flustered almost every day
shipped since: 2022
song: touch - omarion
kenma kozume x cotton
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"it's okay, i will always help you out if needed. i will be by your side and support you, we are a team after all."
our aesthetic: "my gamer boy" and "my player two", supporting him during games, surprise kisses, opossum bf and golden retriever gf trope, dates at home, competitive gaming sessions, laying his head on my lap
shipped since: 2023
song: because of love - janet jackson
᥆thᥱr ꧑ᥲιᥒ ᥉ᥱᥣf᥉hιρ᥉!
nightcrawler/kurt wagner × cotton | demon's liebling
lovers of the night who have been drawn to each other for so long.
song: cherish the day - sade
morty × cotton | his sweetheart
two ghost type lovers who raise each other up, and of course, train together.
song: moonwalking - late night alumni
guido mista × cotton | marksmen's lucky charm
helped him come back stronger after they broke up and will forever be his lucky girl.
song: so many details - toro y moi
kento nanami x cotton | salaryman's wife
star-crossed lovers in canon, but we can ignore canon sometimes, no?
song: overtime - jessie ware
dabi/touya todoroki x cotton | his heartbeat
his second secret heartbeat, has his own way of caring but only in private.
song: chasing cars - snow patrol
mandalay/shino sosaki x cotton | telepath's muse
napping together counts as a date.
song: la luna - kaina
takashi mitsuya × cotton | his jewel
poor guy has to babysit three girls instead of two sometimes.
song: ana yalli bahebak (i am the one who loves you) - nancy ajram
ryusei shidou x cotton | insect's butterfly
opposites attract part 3 but this time it's "i'm gonna commit a crime!" "NO."
song: sex on fire - kings of leon
tadashi yamaguchi x cotton | his strawbaby
he found out my favorite fruit and decided to be cheesy with the nickname.
song: strawberry mentos - leanna firestone
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mummer · 4 years
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i just watched the first episode of disney+ original series high school: the musical: the series and
it is deeply terrible
i think it wants to be riverdale or glee, but as it’s a “kids show” and it’s disney it simply cannot reach the level of grit, horniness, or cruelty, so it all comes off as horribly sincere about its own awfulness
it’s, um, “self aware” (?)
the main girl character, nini, has two moms, because the creators watched glee and saw rachel berry and went, huh
nini’s best friend is a stereotypical black girl character who is “woke” and constantly annoying about it and it sucks so bad. poor kourtney
nini is very nice and shy and good at singing and her bf is the most popular handsome guy in school and she gets to play gabriella and she talks to her grandma a psychoanalyst about the significance of a recurring dream where she’s alone on a broadway stage and tries to sing but nothing comes out... God what could it mean nini... who can say.........
the STEM teacher hates the new drama teacher because it’s not setting the kids up for “the real world”, because, conflict i guess,
yes, the choreographer kid is just kurt hummel levels of gay stereotypes and it is horrible, because the creators watched glee and went, huh, we could do that
in her speech to the whole school the drama teacher says “and as a millennial, i am triggered” and it zooms in on ricky’s face as he mouths “millennial????” and in that very moment i felt my entire life come to a standstill as i considered what it would be like to, perhaps, drive up to the yukon start a sheep farm and go off the grid completely
if ricky (the main guy, who plays troy) doesn’t make out with his best friend Cool Ginger Gamer, Big Red, i will die. i hope to god that’s the big twist. at least make big red gay
YOU WILL NEVER BE RIVERDALE
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mimixmunson · 3 months
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Masterlist<3
A/N- I really hope I did this correctly but!! Here is the list of things I’ve written so far for this blog, some of these links might take you to my old blog (@mimimunson) but this is all my own work. If I’ve used any prompts for any particular post or any inspiration I’ve been given I will try my best to remember to credit you. Any fics that have been inspired by song lyrics will have a link to the song also. Enjoy<3
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Steddie / Steve Harrington x Eddie Munson / Stranger Things ♡
Couples costumes headcanon/fluff
Wedding headcanon/fluff
Useful information headcanon/fluff
Jelly babies headcanon/fluff
Nicknames headcanon/fluff/smut
Drunken fingertips one shot/fluff
Turning tables one shot/fluff
Scream one shot/fluff
Desperation one shot/smut/poly steddie
Sleeping with the light on one shot/angst
Cuteness aggression one shot/fluff
Valentine’s Day one shot/fluff/angst
We can talk in the morning one shot/fluff
Prettiest puppy one shot/fluff/smut
The sweetest sub one shot/smut/fluff/request
Guitar pick turned promise ring headcanon/fluff
Who’s a good boy? headcanon/smut/fluff
‘Eddie the Munch’ headcanon/smut
Arachnophobic!Eddie one shot/angst/fluff
Swiftie!steddie (taylor’s version) headcanon/fluff
Theodorable headcanon/fluff
PDA one shot/fluff
Domestic life with you one shot/fluff
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Steve Harrington / Stranger Things ♡
Boyfriend Steve helps with your period headcanon/fluff
Football!Steve headcanon/fluff
Thumb-sucking headcanon/fluff
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Eddie Munson / Stranger Things
Boyfriend Eddie Munson is drunk headcanon/fluff
Scaredy cat headcanon/fluff
I’ve been wearing nothing every time I call you one shot/smut
Dom!Eddie has a praise kink one shot/smut
Caregiver!Eddie one shot/fluff
Icky-stepdad!Eddie one shot/smut
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Stobin / Steve Harrington x Robin Buckley / Stranger Things ♡
Tiktok dances headcanon/fluff
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Gator Tillman / Fargo season 5 ♡
Hurts so good one shot/smut/request
Hurt me so pretty headcanon/smut
On time is late one shot/smut
Told you not to tease one shot/smut
Far too long one shot/smut
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Kurt Kunkle/Spree ♡
Gamer-bf!Kurt headcanon/smut
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