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crustyfloor · 15 days

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Till's point of view on his and Ivan's relationship - An (personal) analysis of Till's side of things leading up to Round 7.

As kids, IvanTill's relationship was tulmotious, to say the least.

Ivan would do things to rile Till up as a means of getting closer to Till when they were just starting out, and Till would fall for it.

Ivan would steal Till's things and turn around and give it back like some evil Christmas gift as a means of getting closer to Till, and Till would fall for that too, for some time.

But we all know Till isn't stupid. Till must've noticed after some time that the constant disappearance of his stuff only to be coincidentally found by Ivan every time wasn't actually a coincidence. And Till, being handled roughly his whole life by aliens naturally wouldn't have been so fond of the way Ivan would constantly instigate fights with him. So why did Till keep him around?

Well, I think Till actually considered Ivan a good friend, best friend even (maybe reaching but we ball). Ivan was one of the only people who actually made an effort to get close to him and to have someone in a world like this would mean a lot to a kid like Till. (besides, I don't think the things they did together would be the same things enemies would do.)

Other than that, Till is a high-spirited, compassionate, and emotional character. it's shown in a comic where Ivan and Till spot a crushed flower and Till tells it to cheer up out of sympathy, it's shown in the way Till cares about others around him.

Till kept Ivan around because he cared about him enough to look past those things. Till kept spending time with Ivan because he cared, Till let Ivan continue doing those things thinking he was unaware because he cared enough, even when Ivan had taken Till's most prized possession, the flute Mizi gave him. he didn't question Ivan about it (?). And he cared about Ivan enough to see him for who he really was. Not as some perfect pet, not even as too much of a nuisance. But as a person, just like he is.

And then we have the meteor shower scene. (pain&suffering.exe)

Ivan, motivated by his strong love tries to get Till to escape with him in the meteor shower scene. Keyword tries. Because they couldn't get far before Till stopped in his tracks and went right back to Anakt Garden, why? because Till wouldn't have been able to live with himself knowing he left behind a person he loved to die, Mizi. he couldn't possibly leave her there. He cared too much.

Till probably felt guilty, going back to Anakt garden and missing out on the chance of a lifetime because it was all in wrong timing. But imagine just how much guiltier he felt seeing Ivan the next day. He hadn't left when Till went back. Till knew he was the reason why, and it made him feel worse because he was the reason Ivan was going to continue to subject himself to this torment. And so this was the first thread of their relationship that was frayed and torn.

After this point, Ivan was under the full assumption that he had been wrong about how he thought Till saw him so he gradually started to distance himself too, the antics were dialed up as he fought with Till while intending to put distance by becoming someone Till would hate while remaining in Till’s life and caring for him when Till was unaware because even then he couldn’t force himself to leave Till’s world even if Till wanted to leave his. But Ivan was wrong, Till didn't go back because he didn't like Ivan enough to stay, but rather he cared too much for his own good.

Till noticed what Ivan was doing, and Till thought Ivan hated him for leaving him behind, so as a last effort to pull Ivan back to him and fix his relationship with his best friend, to let Ivan know he wanted him near, he left him a message on graduation.

"You were the one who stole my pencil at that time right?"

That was in response to Ivan's "I hope you'll remember me" message.

Till's response sounds pretty straightforward but it was actually an indirect pointing to a direct message; "I know it was you, I always did, of course I remember you. I see you. Im not even mad at you for all of it...So come back?" unfortunately for Till, Ivan failed to read it like this. Ivan instead saw it as Till finally realizing how bad Ivan really is, he probably even thought Till was mad at him for all of it. So this only motivated him to distance them more until they weren't even talking anymore.

And so after everything, round 7 comes. Till has to compete and win against his best friend.

Till went into round 7 with the full intent to sacrifice himself and let Ivan win because he couldn't continue to live in a world he hated, in a world where he was tormented, was used, and had nothing else to live for. he couldn't continue to live in a world knowing Mizi, his shining light and savior was gone. And that he has to kill his best friend, the last one he has left.

But his plan was ripped to shreds as Ivan realized what he was doing and on instinct went to protect and save Till one more time.

After the kiss scene, Ivan chokes(?) Till after realizing everything else isn't working. and Till still doesn't fight back properly because he doesn't want to, he doesn't have that spirit anymore.. not the one Ivan saw in him when they were kids, he's tired, the thought of Ivan hating him is still in the back of his mind, he probably deserves this, and it's only right if he lets Ivan take it out on him. If Ivan wanted to kill him right now, he would let him. (TP)

Only that's not how it goes, as soon as Ivan's hands leave him Till is disoriented. and then he is shocked, confused, worried? because he didn't expect this, he realizes what is happening, that Ivan had taken the hit for him, that Ivan had once again tossed himself and his freedom to the side for Till. And not even he knows why.

And at the end of the day, Ivan is dead, and Till is left knowing that he is truly alone now.

(I go over pencil.exe a little more in another post of mine if anyone is interested in reading)

#All of this is just my take so keep the rocks at bay if you happen to disagree i already have brain damage :)#alien stage #alnst till #ivantill #alien stage till #alnst #i might do this with ivan too but itll take so much longer cause bro has some baggae #fuk you ivan #ill drag myself in the dirt for this one i almsot hit my thumb with my hammer while anaylizing the meteor scene for the umpteenth time #never doing this again actually #/hj #3/31/24 #alnst round 6 #alien stage round 6

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omoghouls · 2 years

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Do you think Izzy ever wets himself to get out of something?

Like this man is down to listen to whatever his captain says but this one chore he hates. He would wet himself just to not have to do it.

O m g ??? Honestly could see it-

Like, Izzy does have certain things he'd rather be left to the boys. Perhaps Ed had asked him to go find this dude and have him "repay for a debt" and Izzy like "maaaaan fuk thaat i hate doing this"

So he just, agrees to it but, when he gets on the main deck, he like tells Ivan and Fang they have to do it and before they can protest Izzy just, pisses himself and is like "Well, I have to clean this and don't want to keep the boss waiting so, off you go."

And Ivan and Fang are like "???? Bro what the FUCK??"😂😂

#m #omorashi #omocute #fandomo

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zambie-trashart · 4 years

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Origins: rewritten series

A/n: I’m starting with Origins cause I feel like this is going to be really confusion without it and just jumping into Copycat doesn’t seems natural. I hope you guys enjoy cause @loveswifi and I talked about the rewrites for hours and she was trying to help me figure out what fuk to do.

Read the whole series

Summary: Damian and Jon are sent on a mission and live with Jon’s cousin Marinette and one of Marinette’s friend and are shocked when they run into two heroes.

America

“Alright boys, Jon you’ll be staying with the Dupain-Chengs your mother’s second cousins and Damian you’ll be staying with the Lahiffes to look at Paris’ treaty of superheroes and investigate a power surge. This will be a year long mission and you will be posing as exchange students Jon, you’ll be with your cousin and Damian you’ll be with your age group,” Bruce informed two teenage boys one with glasses practically vibrating with excitement smiling at the other who was picking invisible dirt out from his nails bored before his father even started talking.

“We’re ready Mr. Wayne,” Jon said excitedly.

“Walk through the zeta with your bags and remember to keep a low profile. Be careful kids,” Clark said hugging Jon before they walked through.

Paris

“Damian, just imagine all the new friends we’re going to make this year in school!” Jon said dragging his reluctant friend behind him through the airport that they popped up in.

“You mean all the friends that you’re going to make, I’m sticking to the mission,” Damian said before looking around to see his friend was gone and talking the three people who must have been his host family. Jon’s cousin and Jon seemed really similar except she was pretty in Damian’s eyes, wait what, no not pretty not at all, no way.

“Damian this is Marinette, my Aunt Sabine and Uncle Tom, guys this is Damian my best friend,” Jon said looking at Damian with a smirk that he knew all too well. One that meant: I saw that.

.........................................

Damian was settled with his host family that had two sons Nino and Chris, Nino was more chill than any of Jon’s family members could have possibly been. Nino showed Damian to school that morning and told Damian the way to his classroom and walked to his own settling the back. Damian watched from a distance and saw Jon and Marinette sit down behind a newly moved Nino. A blonde girl walked into the room and Damian had a feeling that he wasn’t going to want to watch that so he walked to his own class.

“Marinette Dupain-Cheng, that’s my seat,” Chloe said eyeing Marinette and Jon. Jon knew his cousin wasn’t going to defend herself, it’s just how she was so they were going to end up moving.

“But Chloe this has always been my seat,” Marinette said whining a little. She looked at Jon helpless.

They were both kicked out of their seats, Jon sat next to a red-head in the back and Marinette sat next to a girl named Alya.

“All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing, well that girl is pure evil and we are the good people we can’t let her get away with it,” Alya said and then class started.

The bell rang and two kids were fighting in front of Jon and he was going to say something but the teacher Miss. Bustier shut it down real quick by sending Ivan to the office.

Jon, Marinette, and Alya walked to the library and heard a loud crash and saw a giant stone monster.

“I’m out of here,” Alya said snapping Jon out of his trance. “Where there’s a supervillain there’s a superhero not that far behind,” Alya said running out of the room.

“She’s not wrong that’s how it works in America,” Jon offered before walking her home. Jon sat in his room and heard questionable noises from Marinette’s room and saw her get enveloped by a ladybug costume and she went through her trap door to the balcony. She was going to try and play hero and that was something that Jon was not going to miss.

Jon got dressed in his uniform and flew over the stadium calling Robin out over the coms. “There are people out here trying to play hero Robin, come down the the stadium like right now,” Jon said before looking down and seeing Damian was already there.

They sat back and watched. The Jon part of Superboy loved how confident Chat Noir was but hated how nervous his cousin looked.

“Come on super red bug the world is watching you!” Alya yelled from down below.

“Ten bucks says she kicks his ass,” Jon said holding out his hand which Damian smacked away immediately. His cousin swung her yoyo and pulled Chat Noir from Stoneheart.

“Animal cruelty how shameful!” she said smirking. She then had to explain to her partner about how their powers worked after he wasted his on a soccer net. They made a plan and then a purple butterfly, yes a purple fucking butterfly flew away.

“Any ideas Jon?” Damian asked staring at the girl who was being confronted by Alya.

“Ladybug, call me Ladybug,” she said before swinging her yoyo and flying away.

“Leave them alone, they beat the villain, less work for us while we’re in Paris,” Jon offered standing up.

“You’re just saying that cause you have a thing for blondes Jon, don’t treat me like I’m stupid,” Damian said getting up too and grappling away.

“I DO NOT!” Jon yelled like two minutes later blushing bright red and flustered.

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Jon and the Dupain-Chengs sat down for dinner before Sabine gasped at something on the T.V. people were being turned into stone monsters. Marinette ran up to her room and renounced her miraculous.

Across Paris, Adrien was shocked to hear that he couldn’t do anything without the mystery girl named Ladybug. She had made a mistake, hell Adrien did too but that didn’t mean that she didn’t have what it took to be a hero.

Jon walked up the stairs to his cousin’s room and sat down next to her pulling her into a hug.

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So that’s sort of where Origins part one ends but part two will be out soon. If you want to be tagged for the rewritten series then tell me or if you have any episodes that you want to be added then tell me cause once part two is out then it’s too late. (See my previous post for episodes that are going to be rewritten.)

Peace out ya’ll!!!!

#miraculous rewrite #mlrarepair #rarepair #slow build #jon x adrien #marinette x damian #miraculous ladybug #miraculous class #jon and damian

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introvert-celeste · 4 years

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yooo i live in the same area and we've been out of power too-- i actually mustve accidentally unfollowed u at some point or tumblr fukked up??? bc ive been following for kind of a while and i was searching hurricane sally out of curiosity n found u like holy shit firstly how did i unfollow and secondly. gulf coast pain 😔

God it's been so annoying. We literally haven't gotten a significant storm since Ivan here, so we were completely unprepared. Thankfully it didn't flood in my neighborhood, but the trees did drop a lot of shit that we ended up cleaning up out of boredom. There's like 25,000+ people without power in my county, but it looks like they're slowly fixing it. The weather has calmed down significantly.

But I'm still mad that they didn't give us a proper warning well before landfall! They should know that Floridians don't take tropical storm warnings seriously, and they didn't put us in a hurricane warning until 11pm last night, after it was too late to do anything. This fucking sucks.

Anyways, thanks for refollowing and I hope your power comes back soon! I would tell you to stay safe, but if your current weather is anything like mine, I'm sure the worst is over.

#asks #ps this candlelight is giving me a headache #and so is the neighbor's noisy ass generator #and this damn shifting air pressure

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malgriff · 5 years

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anyone wanna read an out of context angst scene I wrote for a dnd character?

Angst below.

Bailey's rant

There was way too much to take in, it was overwhelming and her heart rate hadn't slowed down since the day they got here. Bailey barely had a moment to think straight and she dreaded what would happen if she did. Flashes of what happened passed through her memory like a train close to coming off the rails. So she drank. And drank. And drank. Didn't take long for people to know to avoid her in this state, except sister coffin who insisted on putting her in a room and being nice, even though Bailey knew she didn't deserve it. She barely slept afterwards and didn't want to speak to anyone.

She wasn't sure what happened some nights but snippets would appear when she sobered up. Nothing ever pleasant.

Daytime was the worst. She wanted to keep her wits but it was getting harder and harder to contain her rage and paranoia. A couple of blokes caught her in a particularly frustrated mood while contemplating on a bench thinking no one would come this way.

“You that lass moufin off bout ah Stella?”

Something sinister rose up in her chest as she looked over at them.

“Yeah I Recognise you. Came in with them outsiders. Personally would ave stabbed ya myself if ye said that t’me. “

Bailey clenched one hand but simply slipped it out of sight, leaning forward onto the other with her chin resting on it.

“are you finished?”

They looked at each other and moved on. Good. She didn't want to start a fight. Not here anyway where she'd have no one else in her corner. Her mind strayed to Ivan and what happened and she had to bite into her real hand to keep back the almost sob. Not here. Can't afford to break here.

She felt like a guitar string being pulled taught beyond its breaking point. And it seemed one or two passers by would sometimes pluck a bit too hard. No matter where she tried to go or hide.

Even that big dumb furry thing would glare at her as she walked by it. “what? You want something? Here fetch.” she flung the platinum band behind it and watched it land in a tree. The wolf just growled and she walked back from where she came.

Eventually after a few hours of heavy drink that afternoon, she got to just where the fog started and just followed it around. Her leg, or what was left of it was starting to get sore and her bandages began itching like crazy. She opened up her armour to check and there it was, looked like some of the stitches had been rubbed raw and bloodied. What was odd was she found she didn't much care. “You should take Care of yourself.” she heard a voice in her head and in her stupor figured it was her own.

“Shut up. I'll be fine.”

She kept going and eventually flopped sideways and landed awkwardly on one knee.

“you're not-”

“What! I'm not what?!” she yelled back at no one. “Not well? No shit! Not a good leader? Fucking duh! Not anything!”

She stood up glaring ahead and kept walking forward in a fury that was tangibly burning.

“what got nothing to say now?” she snipped wanting to take her anger out on something. Even if it was a voice in her head.

“why are you upset?”

Bailey started to giggle in a very unnerving way and practically screamed at the voice. “UPSET? UPSET! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING YOU KNOW NOTHING!” She felt the flinch even from here.

After a moment she spun around, causing her prosthetic leg to creak at the speed of it and began marching back the other way, not quite sure she was seeing someone standing in front of her. Her goggles had misted from the heat and she had had enough booze to make the Russians wince.

“Put it this way. Not only have I fucked up almost everything MANY TIMES OVER but those fuckups cost lives! People's and steins who aren't allowed to rest and automatons who don't know any better and a ship that's just a prison for Kids! Fukking kids of all things!”

She kept advancing on the retreating shadow with a look of haunted malice.

“I failed. I don't know why I or anyone for that matter thought I'd be anything more than a fuckup. Half baked half dead and a waste of Goddamn breath.

I figured maybe things would change if I work hard enough. Play hard enough. Tough it out and make damn sure I can handle myself. For nothing.

The world is going to end and that's now on my head, along with whatever FUCKING MORONS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO PUT ME IN CHARGE!” She screamed the last part to the sky which remained silent and unmoved by her breakdown.

The shadow stopped moving and Bailey tried to see who it was but was still half convinced it was just her there.

“They must have had some faith in you. And you must've too since you agreed.”

A rapier blade whistled through the fog hitting nothing.

“People who put their faith in me end up dead! Ivan...those raiders..Hilda…” She choked on a sob. “Dad.”

She shook again as rage rose up once more.

“None of this would have happened if she had just. Stayed. The one day. Everything went wrong. Everything.”

“Would it? Really?”

The rapier swiped out again, hitting nothing again.

“You want to know what happened? What I was led to believe for fifteen years?!”

Stunned silence.

“so precious Stella had better things to do when lil five year old Bailey gets sick and can't go to school. Leaving her with her overworked husband, who pulled triple shifts to make sure her lady ship was never in need or want for anything.

So dear dad takes me to work with him because he can't afford to be late or hire a sitter. He left me to sleep in the supervisor office. However he is called for an emergency repair and guess what?

I wake up in a scary sounding and unfamiliar place with a monster staring down at me. Never saw an automaton before and being five it scared me shirtless. Didn't help having fever dreams either.

So I ran screaming bloody murder while this thing Chased me. I didn't know it was trying to keep me safe. We ended up where the emergency was and there's an explosion both me and this automaton get flung into a die press and he gets crushed pushing me back and woof!” she gestured to her left side. “gone. Everything crushed. Dad lost his job and he took me and this scrapped robot home and rebuilds it into this.”

She rips open the armour and even pulls off the casing exposing the slick cogs and gears and pumps and springs that kept her alive. There in the middle, the ticking clockwork heart which was practically whirring at this point.

“he knew if he was caught he'd be killed. She came back and all I remember is bursts of yelling and the door slamming. She left. Never saw her again. Not even a letter till now. It broke dad's heart and after he'd taught me to hide mine he died. I had no one. I barely scraped by school and had to live off charity or by doing small little jobs. Fearing any second my secret would get out. I repaired contraband in secret and made spare cash on the sly just to study how to build and fix and make. And I still fuck that up. Everything breaks or dies…”

She closed the exposed internals and redid her armour.”While growing up I was told repeatedly by my dad and my teachers and piers. Oh your mother went back home with her parents. Shame dear she must've Missed her family. She had enough of living poorly. Your dad must have done something awful. He blamed himself. ”

she mocked the voices then spat on the ground. “ that bitch walked out on a man so dedicated and loving that it killed him. She left her only child to fate without a fucking word. So yeah these rebel tossers might think she is a golden war hero with the sun shining out of her arse. But to me.” Bailey shook with rage but her voice got quiet and firm.

“Put it this way. I hate her more than I hate Eddison right now. She was the one who left. If she wants to see me again she better get on her knees and beg like her life depends on it. Cuz it just might. This little clockwork heart doesn’t not have much room to spare for love”

She’d circled back to the road into the town and blinked. The voice was silent and she felt exhausted and very very drunk. The last thing she saw was the ground rising up to her face before blacking out.

#dnd #fiction #bodyhorror tw #injury warning

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vertigoambrosia · 7 years

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wttl day 3

no english version so idk wtf all these boys are saying

still not used to tim doing promos, much less leading one

my neck is actually still a lil borked so i have to turn my entire body to look away from the laptop at the screen

i would just move the computer, obviously, but

why is low ki on crutches what happened????

why is everyone being injured????

oh snap i need to see low ki murder bobby sometime in the future

i hate that bobby is dressed fashionable

ha homicide’s like ‘lolll who is this lil blond shit? is he really cutting a promo on us? is this occuring?’

bluh spirit squad match

if i didn’t know that a Bad Thing happened with A4 this show i’d seriously consider trying to fast forward through it

lol they’re football boys bless a4

oh to finish that thought, i would just move my computer but i need to keep it at eye level and i can’t really do that with it on my lap

ok i can’t even pretend i’m paying attention to this match

i love a4 but sometimes it seems like they try too hard to get every one of their spots

WTF

WHY HE HIT HIS BOY

Y U DO THIS

NOT ABSOLUT AT ALL

i do not understand

and andy why against spirit squad?

??? did i miss marius fucking something up during the match?

how can this be

i mean, batman and robin (the first one) had a falling out, but there was precedent and they had a fight and then dick became nightwing

how tf do you combine ‘nightwing’ with ‘al-ani’

even massive product seem dejected

i love how you could pick lucky out from his silhouette

omg lucky do not mess with jurn

*lucky kid voice* HELLO TAS LOOK OVER HERE LOOK AT ME I AM BEING BAD BUT TOTALLY NOT A DISTRACTION PAY ATTENTION TO ME AND NOT TARKAN HIIIII

why does this boy keep wanting to fight jurn

haha you can hear the rolleyes in the commentator’s voices when pete bouncer shows up

really though why tf did david go to him; it should be blatantly obvious that pete is Interference Man, here to ruin your match

oh shit david out of nowhere!

damn rip ivan kiev?

ok that was real good and fun and cool and a nice surprise since i really thought the lions were gonna win

hahaha tas had to remind them the tournament’s not over

OH BUT THE LIONS HAVE TO GIVE UP THE BELTS NOW LOL

ohhh look at lucky he’s in shock

i love this trend of people being offended by tim’s existence and tim just being all ‘lol.’

both homicide and mike draztik took one look at him and were just like ‘.....i don’t like your attitude...’

hah thatcher smiles every time walter does a chop

u sick fuck

awww eyfbo don’t be sad everyone likes you

oh are rise here to whine?

fuk u mack

aww lucky’s sluggish with shame

bones was probably mean to him and tarkan because bones is Bad

not that way, he is Not Good

i don’t understand u bones but you need to stop talking

yeah look at tarkan and lucky they’re so somber

i can’t get over that julian is in all of this and is still doing the life coach thing

oh never mind SHIT’S GETTING REAL

i don’t really get why adam is back in with them since they all decided to leave him

lol dragan

but the boys are back! my dog boys! (and dragan) (with adam)

oh snap mack has new tights in the ugly rise colors

ivan is supportive older bro and bones is mean stepdad to pete

[pretend for the sake of that analogy that pete and ivan are not boyfriends]

i can nitpick about cerberus coming back together but faction vs faction action is always the best

mack u passive aggressive silent fuck

i do feel like his offense already looks stronger though

aww wait so we’ve got

ilja & bones

avalanche & kiev

julian & mack

pete bouncer is officially the dirty dragan of rise

adam’s so happy he got to punch someone out

eek julian’s head!

[dragan hugging him was cute though]

man everyone’s getting injured, aren’t they? hopefully julian’s ok

no but really does germany have rednecks? do jay and francis have any context for the briscoes?

[i probably won’t have a ton to say since i’m not really into the briscoes. they’re good, i just don’t really respond to them]

homicide please kill this shitty white boy

ok a fork is a pretty goofy weapon

*jab fork in armpit* is not really a great look

i mean if there were blood it might have owrked on his face

but it doesn’t fishhook very well

hahaha not that homicide’s not fucking killing bobby rn

best fish hook i ever saw was drew gulak using the bungie hook things that connect the ring ropes to the turnbucles on tim thatcher

[that match was the first time i ever saw thatcher!...and then he got concussed]

wow ok that was an awkward moment with the stairs; this match is like, either awesome or awkward

like, see, homicide running the stairs into bobby was awesome

lil kid: WE WANT TABLES homicide: i got u bro

booo fuck you bobby

man why doesn’t wxw just say ‘no dq’ instead of ‘relaxed rules’?

AAAA HOMICIDE

that move coulf actually be literally homicide! it scares me! a lot!

oh hi shotgun theme!

hi massive product!

i love david going to town in the air drums

ok those were the two best suplex nosells i’ve seen

walter really makes it look like he intentionally just rolled through, and david getting thrown far enough to land on his feet was fucking great

they both (look like they) use momentum to avoid the brunt of the suplex damage, whereas when people like riddle do it they just take the hit and then roll out and AAAA

also when walter does it, it’s not a (faux) fighting spirit moment; it’s just like the other dude didn’t suplex good enough

but that david one is real good too cause it sells the power of the move

godDAMN that was a near fall

jesus fuck tim just slapping people’s heads off

umm i may be sexually attracted to saka otoshis

RINGKAMPF!!!!!!!

~hugz~

i also realized; both teams had someone who had previously won wttl

david starr won with jml last year

walter won with zack two years ago

awwwww tim

tim

he is overwhelm

this boy is verklempt

i’m glad this speech will definitely be played (and subbed) on shotgun

ha i wonder how much of this tim understands (though i’m sure his german is better than he lets on)

“i’m gonna talk english now so you understand what i’m saying” lol thx walter

‘hallo junior!’ omg tim pls

<3 i’m proud of my boys

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audiopedia2016 · 7 years

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What is GAG NAME? What does GAG NAME mean? GAG NAME meaning - GAG NAME definition - GAG NAME explanation. Source: Wikipedia.org article, adapted under http://ift.tt/yjiNZw license. A gag name is a false name used to elicit humour through its simultaneous resemblance to a real name on the one hand, and to a term or phrase that is funny, strange, or vulgar on the other hand. The source of the humour is the pun and double entendre; frequently, the humour arises when an unknowing victim is induced to use the name without realising the joke. Urban legend holds that such a prank is often played on substitute teachers or others who must read a roll, for whom pranksters will switch the roll with one containing such names. Some names that would be considered gag names have been adopted as stage names by performers, often in the adult entertainment industry. In the mid-1970s Jim Davidson and John Elmo frequently called the Tube Bar, a tavern owned by Louis "Red" Deutsch, asking for names such as "Ben Dover", "Mike Hunt" and "Al Coholic", recording and sharing Deutsch's angry responses. These Tube Bar prank calls were the inspiration for Bart Simpson's prank calls to Moe's Tavern in The Simpsons. On April 13, 2003, James Scott of the Charleston, South Carolina, paper The Post and Courier reported that "Heywood Jablome" (a pun for "Hey, would you blow me?", "blow" being slang for fellatio) was escorted from the premises while counterprotesting Martha Burk's protest at the Masters Tournament. He subsequently admitted to his being "duped" by the protester, who was in reality a morning disc jockey for a regional FM radio station. Occasionally, real persons with a name that could also be read as a funny or vulgar phrase are the subject of mockery or parody because of their name. For example, Hu Jintao, former General Secretary of the Communist Party of China, whose surname is pronounced like "who", and former Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao, whose surname is pronounced like "when", have occasionally been the topic of verbal humor similar to the "Who's on First?" sketch. Former US Congressman from New Hampshire Dick Swett's name, when pronounced, sounds like common slang for genital perspiration. Other names in politics which could be regarded as gag names include John Boehner, Harry Baals, Dick Armey and Tiny Kox (although Boehner's surname is properly pronounced "bay-ner", it is often misunderstood as "boner"). There are also various people named Richard "Dick" Head. Australian entrepreneur Dick Smith released a brand of matches named Dickheads, modelled on established brand Redheads. Modern roller derby players frequently use gag names, both in their team names as well as the names they use for themselves. Often these are double entendre or suggestive. For example, Rocky Mountain Rollergirls includes players named Ho J. Simpson, May Q. Pay ("make you pay"), and Amanda Jamitinya ("a man to jam it in you"). In 2007, a BBC radio presenter was reprimanded after tricking a fellow disc jockey into reading out a fake request for a listener named Connie Lingus (cunnilingus) from Ivan R. Don (I've an hardon). In July 2013, KTVU in San Francisco aired fake names of the Asiana Airlines Flight 214 pilots "Sum Ting Wong" ("something wrong"), "Wi Tu Lo" ("we too low"), "Ho Lee Fuk" ("holy fuck") and "Bang Ding Ow" (sounds possibly involved with a crash) provided by the NTSB during its noon newscast. The station later apologized for the error. In 2016, Seattle resident Rudy Pantoja Jr. became known on the internet as "Hugh Mungus" (humongous) after an incident involving a woman named Zarna Joshi, who accosted him with a camera and publicly harassed him by yelling and accusing him of sexual harassment after he said this gag name. In January 2017, UK sports broadcaster Sky Sports inadvertently reported that Aberdeen had signed a Turkish footballer called Yerdas Selzavon (phonetically "your da (father) sells Avon", a reference to the direct-selling cosmetics company) after falling for a gag name on a fake Twitter account.

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