#fucking dork I love him

[crab-in-elliotts-shirt-pocket]

The things I do for this little silly bean…

#stardew valley elliott #sdv elliott #stardew elliott #elliott stardew valley #stardew valley #elliott sdv #elliot sdv #sdv #elliott #traditional art #beginning to see why people dislike Elliott for his love of pomegranates #after coloring in each aril I’m not too happy with him either! #Also Elliott kind of dress is like a pomegranate I just realized #fucking dork I love him

[fluffypotatey]

i am in love with this ducking man

#not gonna correct that typo actually #epic the musical #epic the underworld saga #jorge rivera herrans #fucking dork i love him

[difeisheng]

(x)

#FUCKING DORK I LOVE HIM #the way the scarf falls off jfjfjfkdksk #zeng shunxi #mysterious lotus casebook cast #video #ashton originals

[g-gyuutaros]

Husbands playing game with his friends and I just heard him yell “contact I’ve got contact”

#fucking DORK I love him #gonna go sit on the couch #in his room while he plays

[all-rock-and-roll-is-homosexual]

📸: Steve Double

#brett anderson #suede #suede band #fucking dork i love him

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

More random Nimona headcanons

Bal is one of those people who isn’t allergic to anything except one random medication that no one uses 

Ambrosius calls him a lucky bastard every time it’s brought up because he’s allergic to everything 

His allergy list is at least three pages long and he doesn’t remember a single thing on that list 

Whenever they go out to eat Bal has to remind him “No you can’t eat that it has olives” “Not that either love it’s got lemon” and so on 

Most of his allergic reactions are pretty tame so he’ll eat it anyway

And it gives Bal and Nimona so much fucking anxiety 

One time Bal walked in on Nimona chasing Ambrosius around the kitchen yelling “Spit out the carrots Nemesis you don’t even like them that much!!” 

Whenever he eats alone he refers to it as a game of Russian roulette 

Bal refers to it as the reason he has high blood pressure

Because Bal and Ambrosius grew up in the limelight (for very different reasons) there are a million pictures of them through the years 

And they use those videos to bully the hell out of each other 

Bal can quote the video from the beginning of the movie not because it was an important moment in his childhood 

But because Ambrosius will quote it at the most random times throughout the day

Bal will do something small like kill a bug or chase out an animal that Nimona brought in

And he’ll hear Ambrosius mumble “I’m here to slay monsters and protect our kingdom”

He was a little worried Nimona would react badly to this habit but he started joining in 

One time he killed a spider and Ambrosius asks “Are you slaying monsters moonbeam?” Nimona yells from the other room “I’m so proud of him he’s truly protecting our kingdom” 

There are a million photos of baby Ambrosius on the internet 

And Bal made a PowerPoint presentation ranking their cuteness factor out of 10 (100 was the lowest score he got and it was a picture of him with the ugliest bowl cut you’ve ever seen)

And made Ambrosius sit through it 

That was the most loved and mortified he had felt in a long time

Nimona uses low-quality pictures of them as reaction photos 

There have been times when Nimona asks “Can we eat out tonight” and Bal tells her no and she sends him this 

He’ll text back “Is that my fucking wanted poster?!” 

She asked Ambrosius if there was any ice cream left and he said no he expected her to call him and complain he didn’t expect this 

He calls her yelling “When the fuck did that happen?!” 

And she hangs up immediately to let Bal deal with it

#nimona 2023 #Nimona movie #nimona headcanon #nimona #ballister boldheart #ambrosius goldenloin #ballister x ambrosius #goldenheart #im dedicated to destroying Ambrosius cool guy image #that man is a dork #a feral fucking loser #and I’m in love with him #when they were tricking the director Bal records it all #you can here him rewinding the video #which means he has a video of Nimona disguised as Ambrosius getting stabbed #and you think she wouldn’t use that as a meme? #you’re joking #someone take this movie away from me #they've invaded every part of my life #I cant even listen to music #I was listening to Hozier's new album and thought wow this is like Bal and Ambrosius #I just know Ambrosius was the sick kid growing up #I could write so much angst about that #I might do that next

[ratpoizonz]

hey (headcanons ur caramelcorn)

#spooky month #spooky month 6 #spooky month hollow sorrows #radford #radford spooky month #kevin #kevin spooky month #caramelcorn #caramelpopcorn #spooky month fanart #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #these stupid fucking dorks.... they make me so happy :3c #editing black features onto radford specifically was super fun #and YES those are weird al and reanimator pins on him #i'm projecting onto him... #kevin was super fun too ofc!!! i personally love the outfit he wears in sm4 and it just kinda became part of my general headcanon for him #aaaanywaaayyyssssss #aubrey draws

[amaamaranth]

Me and my tav (Ophelia) both have horrible taste in men so Raphael was a no brainer....

#bg3 #bg3 tav #bg3 raphael #yes this is an american psycho reference #raphael is such a dork i fucking love him so much #raphael #baldur's gate 3

[volivolition]

Super! Tip-top!

#disco elysium #disco elysium skills #de volition #de skills #volition #voliart #he's. so funny. i always think about his poignant lines ''Stay the course'' ''I believe in you'' ''The sky; the world. You're still alive.' #and then i remember he's a fucking dork. he's so amusing and endearing to me. #anyway i think this is the first time showing the morale counter that's in his throat!! as he loses more morale; the cracks are more severe #so you can see that it's low. when morale is high you can barely see it through the fractures. voli can tell what it is without looking #anyway!! silly funny guy i love him so much

[ronanlysnch]

                                             lucas sinclair: sweeter, bolder, better

#flashing gif #stedit #strangerthingsedit #lucassinclairedit #lucas sinclair #stranger things #st #giffingpale #paletmblr #paleresource #paleedit #* #corefour* #MY BABY!!!!!!! #i love him so much #he's so brave you know #he literally told mike to fuck off and went to find will by himself #such a dork too #he has such a good heart and we need to talk about him more!!!!

[written-on-the-trees]

This dork.

#i love him 😂 #he’s an adorable fucking dork #chris motionless #chris cerulli #motionless in white #miw

[rosy-crow]

What an absolute dork. Who even is this kid gkgfjdj.

#tiny ass dork (my son) #nerd (i love him so fucking much) #seph is single-handedly getting me through finals #every time i feel stressed i go and find the little scenes like this and i feel better 😭 #i’ve never been this upbeat during the end of a spring semester #thanks lil guy #sephiroth #miniroth #ff7 #CrowPosts

[elystelleven]

I imagine a modern AU scenario where Vanilla is invited by Strawberry Crepe to play some video games and is interested to buy some for him and his wife, but the catch is that he is literally so. God. Awful. At almost every single genre there is to the point where it pisses Crepe off so the only kind of games he bought are farming sims. Just straight-up, farming sims. Not even a different kind of cozy game, though Crepe tried to gift him a few puzzle and rhythm-based ones just to add some variety to his selection, but it still isn't too effective because that old geezer sucks THAT bad.

(P.S. I'm not implying that farming or life sims are for losers I'm just saying that PV would definitely pour hours onto his Animal Crossing island or something)

White Lily on the other hand... I imagine her having a bit more tech literacy than Vanilla somehow (being the smart one and working as a scientist and all) and is a literal god at puzzle and rhythm games for some unknown reason to the point where even her own husband and the other Ancients find her terrifying. Not a single breathing person knows how she reached that level of skill, and that's only the icing on the cake of how eccentric of a cookie she can be. That sopping wet cat...

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie run headcanons #white lily cookie #pure vanilla cookie #purelily #ancient cookies #got a little too silly #modern au #headcanons #a little ooc but idc #random shower thoughts #about a cookie game of all things #dont ask how I made these up my brain has rotted THAT hard #silliest married couple I've ever seen #i love them <3 #Pure Vanilla is definitely a big fucking dork who loves his wife but that's okay because she loves him as well #strawberry crepe cookie

[teashadephoenix]

The way Garrus sees himself: takes no bullshit cowboy cop turned merc bc he wasnt Doing Enough Good In The Universe

Everybody else: sends letters to Shepard to Please Look After That Sweet Himbo before he hurts himself

How my Shepard sees Garrus: if he shouts "scratch one!" one more time i am going to have to get him in a headlock and give him a noogie

Also my Shepard: gonna rock that nerd's world before the year is out is2g

#garrus vakarian #femshep #mass effect #i just love him so much what a dork #he IS badass im not saying he aint #hes just also a fucking nerd #shakarian

[shinynewwriting]

If you ever find yourself doubting the power of art to convey an idea, I invite you to look at these exquisite panels from Action Comics #1064 and become Lois Lane for a moment:

LOOK AT HIM.

I want to bully him relentlessly. I want to protect him from all harm forever. I want to climb him like Mt. Dork and plant my flag.

#action comics #lois lane #clark kent #superman #clois #LOOK AT THIS FUCKING DORK #I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #HE'S WEARING A SWEAT BAND EVEN THOUGH HE NEVER SWEATS #HE'S ABSOLUTELY GETTING LAID TONIGHT

[pollenallergie]

modern!Eddie gets you coffee and, when he hands it to you, goes, “here’s your starbuck, sweetheart.”

just the fucking singular version because, yeah the brand’s called Starbucks, but he only got you one! just one! a singular starbuck!

#i fucking love this dork #him’s a dorkazoid 3000 #the best in his class #modern!eddie munson #modern eddiecore #modern!eddie #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson thoughts #modern!eddie x reader #stranger things 4 #eddie stranger things #stranger things vol 4 #eddie munson hc #eddie munson blurb