#fucking TARDIGRADE

[lilydoesdrawsometimes]

passes the FUCK out

dumb little grub >:[

why did I just HAVE to make a human version of him? what drugs was/am I on? why? who? where? Literally no one (okay maybe two people) asked for this- (those two people being @/ vellichorom and @/ semisocialporcupine)

#tsp #the stanley parable #tsp narrator #stanley parable ultra deluxe #narrator tsp #art #tsp fanart #fanart #tspud #LilyDoesDrawArt #god im so fucking tired #tsp lovebug au #lovebug #tsp au #fucking MOSS #fucking TARDIGRADE #Tardigrade Narrator #I had to redo the left screen and i am dying #I would have finished this like two hours earlier #im going to decease #I put off getting HIGH QUALITY VELLICHOROM narration for this #THIS #GOD

[cinereuz]

I can't believe I made one of these audios in the year of 2023. This took 2 hours. Someone strike me down

#these audios put me into like an actual trance it's been years and i'm still obsessed with them #i wanted to add the tardigrades and/or food cube for people who like to party and the turtles lines so bad but i couldn't make them fit :( #lucas miller #taz balance #the adventure zone #thezonecast #god i fucking live in the lucas tag sorry for all the lucasposting he activates my autism neurons #i'll post more camp camp soon i swear

[its-short-for-jackalope]

Jack's Favorite Weird Little Guys™

i losve thene soooo muchc,,, crwaturjes,,,, <33333

#*grace chasity voice* if there's one thing you better hurry up and know about me it's that i love tardigrades and sea angels SO FUCKING MUCH #jack jabbers #tardigrade #waterbear #water bear #sea angel #creatures #creacher #beasts #beafts #little beasts

[existennialmemes]

I wish I was a

Water Bear

they're built to survive

EXTREME BULLSHIT

#shitposting #shitpost #tardigrades #fuck capitalism #moss piglet #water bear

[cuicuit]

The Red Tardigrade is walking! Microscopic enemies of communism... beware!

#tardigrade #communism #red tardigrade #microorganisms #microbiome #microscopic life #microscope #microbiology #funny animals #little animals #fuck yeah

[artemis-pendragon]

CRAB RAVE CRAB RAVE CRAB RAVE

#woke up to this and its already a good fucking day 😌 #looks like someone discovered that actions have consequences #and the evil old imperialist tardigrade looks like she might finally kick it #uk politics #us politics #queen elizabeth #fuck the queen #steve bannon #fuck steve bannon

[apatheticlexicographer]

fascinated by the selection of items that temu apparently thinks will be marketable to me:

stained glass bird... item (window??? sticker??? plate???)

tardigrade plush

labeled butter container with dedicated knife slot (light blue)

weirdass backpack with zipup straps

"NO, I CAN'T DO Snapchat or Tiktok BUT I CAN WRITE IN CURSIVE Do math without A CALCULATOR AND Tell time on a clock WITH HANDS" tshirt (love how the part abt writing in cursive is not in cursive, despite that messing up the formatting scheme)

"Best friends are like BIG KNICKERS Full of support + Cover your Arse when you need them xxx" keychain

polished lump of swirly rock (agate???)

labeled butter container with dedicated knife slot (red)

what i wanna know is whether this is this personalized based on my search history, or whether it's supposed to appeal to the profile of the average tumblr user. which is more damning??? bc it's giving aging ~quirky~ millenial i can't lie

#the tardigrade plush is almost a hit so ig they got 1/8 #but girl what the fuck do i need TWO butter dishes for. and why are u assuming i can do math without a calculayor on the gay ppl website #lexi stfu challenge

[peapod20001]

TARDIGRADE BUILD A BEAR???????

#random post #literally hollered ‘A FRICKEN TARDIGRADE?!?!?!?’ #it’s so cute wtf??? it’s eyes are huge???? #A SEA MONSTER????? A FUCKING ?? LOCH NESSIE?????

[rusted-sun]

crying in the club toniteeeee

#HI. DONT LOOK AT ME IM HAVING FEELING THIS MEAT SUIT ISNT MADE TO HANDLE #just one of the many downfalls of being “human” #whatever the fuck that even means ARHGGRHRG #its midnight so it means “i need to be an incpmprehensible mass among the stars” hours have begun #but alas the best i have is my bed. cant even survive in outer space w this body this is ridiculous #i long to be built like a tardigrade #iykyk #missing my claws so much. i need them back. please :( #and where are the other eyes im supposed to have. WHERE. how do they expect me to see with only 2. HOW. #arhggggmghgh SOBBING #i think i looked at my reflection for too long today and it set off a chain of events #chess shh #i am like fully genuinely angry dont hmu

[wizardsmells]

Oh, to be a tardigrade

#sagecore #tardigrade #I fucking wish yo #just live in the craziest places #whoops I turned into glass

[mrghostrat]

okok what’s ur favorite cosmo sheldrake song. mine is probably the moss or pelicans we altho pine fir yew lives in my brain rent free for the rest of my life

i live inside Come Along

#the moss was the first one i heard!! #honourable mention to tardigrade and pelicans #fucking bangers all day #ask a rat

[steelycunt]

the single-use thrill of a face reveal on here could never compare with the regular high and sillydelight of reblogging photos of any and every little creature i see and writing 'i look exactly like this' in the tags. and that gulf there is what keeps me in business at the end of the day

#for all our sakes one must be glad that theres more whimsy to be found in tagging a picture of a tardigrade or something with 'this is me' #than there would be in showing my face in here. because brother one thing about me im going to follow the fucking whimsy #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again #obviously also normal person reasons involved but for the purpose of this post theyre not worth mentioning

[toonfinatic]

Kela give me money next month challenge

#they SHOULD give me enough but sometimes theyre in a silly goofy mood ❤️ #but also i need literally 1000 euros because new rent and the last rent payment of old apartment. fun times #i'll survive somehow. none of you will ever get rid of me i'm like a cockroach in a nuclear apocalypse #tardigrade grindset #❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️ #also will start bothering young adult social services if kela truly hates me. theyll figure something out. those people could literally #summon a fucking ancient god. its insane idk how they do it #also every social worker really likes me. i become like a little autistic lapdog to them. why

[blog-of-reaction]

Star Trek Discovery season 1 episode 4

I don't like you Lorca, BUT I am attracted to you.

The transmission from Corvan 2 just played and…..and oh my goodness science guy (I think his name is Stamet's.) l'm not sure I like you but I love you. And oh my goodness science guy he's so stressed and this is like really sad and I just got all the feels.

And Micheal and the creature and security lady (wait is her name Landry because if so that would be cool because like, you know Stargate Sg-1 and General Landry.) Like, Micheal is just trying to understand the creature and not judge it and shit while Landry and Lorca are just sitting over here like, "We gotta weaponize this thing." (Which is especially concerning and raising more red flags than it usually would since just watched all the Jurassic Park movies back to back speaking of Jurassic Park is amazing and I love all the characters and love Blue and yeah I just gotta make a seperate post about Jurassic Park)

But back to the creature. Like, Landry decided to call it Ripper? Also, it's a giant Tardigrade and Tariarade's are awesome so I love this little guy.

And Micheal is like, "hey don't judge this thing on one interaction and it's past actions in that interaction and yeah poor Micheal has to deal with so much guilt and also others not liking her and stuff. And like, it's stupid cause she legit probably could've prevented the war had people listened to her.

(Speaking of, fuck Saru.)

And also like, if Lorca only cares about what the Tardigrade can do for him does he think the same about Micheal? It kinda puts her in an unfortunate position where she is being viewed as like just a tool and that sucks.

#star trek discovery #s watches shows #s watches star trek #tardigrades are fucking awesome dude #I’m feeling a lot of emotions right now

[contrappostoes]

gonna need those dispensaries to open up in new york already

#used to rawdogging reality & normally i can survive under extreme conditions much like a tardigrade but mannnn i’m losing the idgaf war #omg i just googled and it's stalled again fuck this stupid baka state

[mischievous-monster]

scrotus literally ruled against clean air, we are fucking doomed bro

#how fucking far does your head have to be up your ass to rule against FRESH ASS CLEAN ASS AIR #?????? #i live in the woods so theres always clean air but in cities ive been to the air SUCKED #how the fuck #okay so no more breathing ig #lemme just be a tardigrade and shoot me off to space #mischievous thoughts