#fuckin brownies

[pdxbeerandmystery]

Seperis really did their research, because this shit keeps coming back. Had to go to the ED yesterday for more antibiotics and fever reduction. Apparently, my blood pressure shot out the roof too, which was weird for everyone cause I tend to run low.

I was going to go to urgent care, but halfway there I started getting calls (because dealing with this kind of shit is, you know, *my job*) that urgent care was on fire. EVERYTHING was on fire.

So ED it was, but I had to wait a while because, again, FIRE.

Found out the kids had been evacuated when I finally got out. Found them. The kids lectured me on bad guardianship/parenting for leaving them in a fire zone, told them it was a training exercise, got everyone back to camp. Fuck brownies. Fuck globsl warming.

#seperis #fuckin brownies #global warming #camp Chitaqua where old warriors go to take care of fuckin strong kids #except when we accidentally drop them off in a fire evsc zone #whoops #medically gross #dta #dta in real life #global catastrophe #fire #its all on fire #fml

[sunflower1908]

I love tumblr.

#bowuigi #mario bros #mario and luigi #bowser #bowser x luigi #live slug reaction #rosa b99 #wholesome memes #i love them #also HOLY SHIT ANDREW TATE GOT ARRESTED #Slay Greta Thumberg #but that's off theme #anyways I FUCKIN LOVE BOWSER AND LUIGI I JUST WANNA CRUNCHHH #idk why i wanna eat them #bowser would be really crunchy i think #like his shell is really like crunch crunch and his body is like a brownie texture #luigi i think would be like a cream puff but chocolate cream puff for some reason #i love them both so so soo very much

[alwaysneedyforsir]

three words: brown butter brownies

#yes i did stay up all night #no i’ve not slept at all tonight #what’re you gonna do abt it hm?? #anyway idc i have delicious mini brownies as a result of my lack of sleep hehe #going to wash my long ass hair as soon as this last batch is done #n it’s hella fuckin warm out today so guess who’s dressing jus a little slutty 🤭 #or at least i will if the shirt i wanna wear fits me still hehe #last time i tried it on was last summer? i think? #who needs sleep #not me clearly!! #probably gonna crash after classes n before practice hehe oopssss #whateverrrr #a nap is always a good thing 🤭

[spotsupstuff]

If you’re still taking tfa requests how about this image as blitzwing and bumblebee? If not I hope you at least get a chuckle out of it :)

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yeah chief the reqs r closed but vmsdklgmlskdmvlkdsjglksvmlkg Of Course. tall buff man hoards yellow minibots like chickens more at eleven. it is becoming economical issue

#Spot says stuff #submission #amazing--ace #yanno i do have the heartcanon that blitz is like a magnet to bee's frame type #wasp? trauma bonding. cliffjumper? i firmly believe cliff would share a plate of weed brownies with blitz that shit would be fuckin bonkers #or whatevs would the cybertronian equivalent of weed brownies be ig 🤔

[go-to-the-mirror]

ROSE TYLER WAS CANONICALLY A GIRL GUIDE

#YES!! #icon of her #i was a brownie for a bit #and then a cub scout #and a proper scout for a bit #but that was boring #rose tyler #doctor who #also girl this was revealed in the fuckin? hunger games knock off ep? love it #my lonely rambles

[todayisafridaynight]

Did you Know Majima’s like a dragon voice actor voices Hit in Dragon ball super! And the there’s Mark Hamill, but what has he done 🤡💚💜🖤

ill have you know mark hamil played the sexiest old man from kingdom hearts and you will put respect on his name thank you very much

#snap chats #like i guess he ALSO plays some dude in star wars and the joker but. master eraqus my dilf king.... #eraqus is the reason why i know how to draw haori and hakama. if you even care #terra too ig with the hakama but this aint about him #anyway how many ways can we say 'matt mercer played majima in LaD7' cause this the third time i think #'did you know yusuke kitagawa's VA is in LaD7' 'did you know scaler's VA is in LaD7' #you get brownie points if you fuckin know scaler my god that game was amazing #ok no it wasnt but it was fun

[troublewithvampires]

@arcanescholxr said: “Happy Valentines Day.” Dwight holds out a small decorated box. “I made you some brownies.”

Salvatore takes the box with a surprised little blink, looking between it and Dwight a few times. He twitches his ears and smiles, chuckling a little. "Well, ain't that nice?" he muses. "I, ah, thank you, maestro."

Although... "Though, I ain't got much of a sense a' taste anymore." Salvatore's ears droop a little. "So, I'm sure they're alright, but I ain't a good judge of that." Still, it's a very sweet gift, and he knows Dwight means well, and he's real sweet for trying, so...

"But, hey, don't want 'em to go to waste on some jackass who can't taste 'em," Salvatore says, putting an arm around Dwight's shoulders. "Mind sharin' 'em?" It speaks to how comfortable Salvatore has become with Dwight that he freely shows the witch this kind of affection, but he doesn't examine that too closely right now.

#❝ i'll talk your ear off‚ kid ❞ 「 answered 」 #❝ take it from old sally two shoes‚ kid ❞ 「 in character 」 #arcanescholxr #❝ that's the trouble with vampires‚ you know ? ❞ 「 main verse 」 #//deciding now that maestro is sal's nickname for dwight #//referencing him being good at magic #//yes sal thinks he's clever :) #//sal: valentines day is fuckin stupid and anyone who likes it is annoying #//dwight: i made you brownies :3 #//sal: .... alright well that's fine #//gayass #//(disclaimer i am gay)

[likelylarks]

you know what’s literal actual homophobia? having two boxes of fuckin yellow cake mix and NO brownie mix in the house

#after a whole bottle of wine* #*estimate it was an open 1.5 L bottle so idk how much #i want!! some fuckin!!! brownie batter!! so i don’t!! kermit!!!

[kitttenteeth]

just realized i haven’t baked smth in 4ever Maybe that’s why i am so forlorn everyday

#i’m rlly bad at it But it’s so fun #the last time i baked brownies when i pulled it out of the oven the whole middle of it had collapsed #nd it looked like someone had punched my fuckin brownies So i called my friend nd they said god personally stomped on my brownies #anyways . maybe i will try later #brownies ^_____^

[heyitsdirk]

bro when did cosmic brownies start tasting so BAD that is not a goddamn brownie

#bro this is probably what the alchemized food in homestuck tastes like #like it's kinda a brownie but also not really #fuckin fake ass brownie #shit ain't even cosmic it just has these goofy sprinkles #dirk talks

[pdxbeerandmystery]

#fuckin brownies #dta in real life

[sodap0pdemonium]

Mmmgfhhffmmmmmmdfm brownies

#mom made brownies #I fuckin love brownies

[bizarreandjarring]

@ the fast food worker who surreptitiously gave me a brownie from his work when he bought his groceries: stunning. amazing. blessings and love and light be upon ye

@ the lady who seemed nice but then said “do you like illusions?” and then gave me a fucking jesus pamphlet with optical illusions on the front and fucking join jesus save ur soul shit on the inside: um. burn in hell please

#anyway luv ya dude ur my og fuckin rad lad brownie bringer

[korinthiakos]

I might sleep early 'cos I feel like shit, I ate ice cream and I secretly hate myself for eating it all-- how is everyone else doing this evening

#[ ooc. mun — i need a cuppa tea ] #( but fuck it was so fuckin' good ) #( ben & jerrys never fail me ) #( caramel with brownie pieces and a salted caramel swirl )

[notalexhorne]

That precise moment when I can feel the brownie hit is always slightly alarming because I suddenly become aware that I have no fucking idea what’s happened over the last 30 seconds

#text #i’m just watching Rhod Gilbert be his prick self on Buzzcocks and ai have no idea what he’s banging on about this time #i just know he’s pissed someone off again and is probably about to be attacked by someone #idk what I did different with these brownies but they hit like a fuckin freight train #they’re the ones I made on st patrick’s day #when everything was fucked and I wanted to forget everything #i kinda regret that lol

[occultdaddy]

Some thoughts for the karlnapity fae au I wrote a while ago. I'm thinking about working on it again. (and might rewrite part 1 for ao3) Some of this will be spoilers.

Karl is a monarch in a Seelie court. (I haven't decided on the courts in this au yet.) As said monarch he has the ability to alter the flow of time in his court, Seelie lands, and maybe even other parts of the Faerie. But not without great risks. Messing with time is always dangerous.

Sapnap is Karl's knight, and an Unseelie. One of the few, if not only, in Karl's court. Seelies tend to look down upon Unseelie, but you're pretty fucked if you show any of that infront of Karl. He has a lot of scars and while Unseelie warriors&knights usually tend to take pride in them, Sapnap's are hidden away under clothes and armor. The one on his throat and the cut in his brow are the exceptions. Sapnap knows more about humans than Karl as he's very close friends with Dream and George.

Quackity is human and a university student. Appearently in his friend group he's one of the few not in know about the fae.

I'm thinking BadBoyHalo is a wild fae. Wild fae are those not associated with any court. In this he's not Sapnap's father, but he did take care of him for a while.

Dream is human, but he's sligthly fae touched. He has a mask that lets him traverse the faerie on his own more easily and safely. George is also human and pretty close friend with Quackity as well.

Wilbur is half fae who pass as human. When Quackity finally finds out, some of the weird stuff he's said and done suddenly makes a lot more sense. Wilbur and Quackity are friends. Wilbur owns and works at the little book café Quackity likes to study at. He also lives in the appartment above the book café.

Philza was human. The thing about the Faerie is the longer you stay in it, the more it changes you. The Faerie and its people also happened to really take a liking to him, even long before he married one of the most powerful Unseelie Queens. Technically his title is royal consort, but her people regards him as their beloved King almost as much as she is their loved Queen.

Technoblade, Tubbo, and Tommy are all human. Techno is scarier than most fae and even to a lot of fae folk... That is if you don't know him. Tubbo and Tommy are def trouble makers than need to be saved from the Faerie from time to time.

Techno pretends to be upset that his best friend went off to basically be an unseelie King, but is extremely happy for him. Wilbur is how Phil and Kristin met. No actual family ties, but found family for sure.

Ranboo doesn't know he's fae, but he is a secretly a court heir. He befriends Tubbo and then Tommy and eventually somehow gets folded into the entire friend group.

Fundy is fae. There's some human in there, but generally if you're more than half fae you are fully considered fae. Half fae who can't pass as human and/or stays in the Faerie for long enough are often counted as fully fae as well. Sneaky fox you both love and hate.

I haven't decided on Niki, but felt bad leaving her out P: regardless of what she is, she has her own bakery and supply baked goods for Wilbur's book café.

Antfrost and Awesamdude are also wild fae. Though unlike BBH who has always been one, they used to be court affiliated.

Skeppy is a seelie, but mostly stays either with Bad or in the human ream. He often try to troll Technoblade, and fails. He usually wears glamour to look human even in the Faerie.

Callahan is jötunn. (This is me bringing in more lore from my own story. Sorry not sorry) Jötnar are forces of nature, even more so than fae. He's one of the few that are still around and actually interacts with others, even if he doesn't speak.

Ponk??? Human??? Yes.

Punz is human and Purpled is his younger fae brother.

Connor is Sonic.

#Karlnapity #Dsmp fae au #I haven't decided on other characters yet #Connor is obvs a joke #Or is it #dream smp #I don't think I want Wilbur to be Fundy's dad even tho it fits with him being mostly fae part human #Maybe younger half brother or more found family #Like if he's the dad it's adoptive #Also considering including non-dsmp mcytbers #Like we got Joko as a goblin #Why do you think he does all those goblin checks #Goblin as in a small fae creature like brownie or imp or kobolds #Folklore stuff #His true form would literally just be his lil avatar dude #Just a lil fella #Clown Pierce could be a Dullahan #That would be fuckin perfect #Slightly altered version but still OP #Watch me expand the entire thing to multiple fics when it was just supposed to me filling out the universe a little #But still mostly just centre around karlnapity