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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Susan Wokoma says with a secretive smile, "Nothing going through my head is family-friendly. Not one idea." End ID.]

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Finished version of Alex Horne! So surprised that it not only looks like him, but that I rather enjoyed painting a person instead of an animal! I was going to do a colour pass, but I really like how it looks, so greyscale he remains!

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me when Im in a being gorgeous competition and my opponent is Lolly Adefope:

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Marmite... I think it's salt and memories of meat.

Bob Mortimer (series 05, episode 04: Residue around the hoof) Make Marmite.

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Kumar-mite!

Nish Kumar (series 05, episode 04: Residue around the hoof) Make Marmite.

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An ( ᵃˡᶦᵉⁿ ) DEVICE

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[ID: Two screencaps from Taskmaster. Sam Campbell asks, "What do you find more shocking and saucy out of these two?" He's holding up two blank sheets of paper, one grey and one red. End ID.]

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This is the best Marmite, because it isn't Marmite. It's absinthe.

Sally Phillips (series 05, episode 04: Residue around the hoof) Make Marmite.

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You weak, weak little turd, Alex Horne.

Aisling Bea (series 05, episode 04: Residue around the hoof) Make Marmite.

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The team's in town. Watson and Kumar... Wumar.

Nish Kumar (series 05, episode 04: Residue around the hoof) Do something remarkable synchronised.

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Categories of taskmaster contestant

Old and could not give a fuck if they were paid (and they are), delightful- Jo Brand, Alan Davies, Hugh Dennis, Richard Herring, Julian Clary, Frank Skinner, Frankie Boyle

Young foppish man who is inexplicably and hilariously into it-Ian Sterling, Ed Gamble, Chris Ramsey

Oddly capable and also I’m super gay- Sophie Duker, Bridget Christie, Aisling Bea, Mae Martin

Makes you feel delightfully like you’re on acid- Lucy Beaumont, Sam Campbell, Bridget Christie, Bob Mortimer, Mike Wozniak, Fern Brady

Young whippersnapper who’s having an absolute ball of a time- Alice Levine, Lenny Rush, Lou Sanders, Sian Gibson, Rob Beckett, Sara Pascoe, Joey Lycett, Lilly Adefope, Katherine Ryan

Lost their fucking minds- Rhod Gilbert, Joe Wilkinson, Liza Tarbuck, Daisy May Cooper, Katherine Parkinson, John Kearns

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"the main appeal is just a tiny- a romantic mini break for me and my boss" okay alex

link to full episode here

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In anticipation of John Robins appearing on Taskmaster this coming week, here's him getting remarkably salty about not being on it previously.

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Rewatching Taskmaster s12 for the first time since it aired and just loving Guz Khan so much. His big grin, his mischievious energy, his extremely expressive eyebrows, his taste in coats, it's all perfect. This is a series with a really funny panel and I love them all but I find Guz so charming.

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There was pepper coming out for weeks.

Bob Mortimer (series 05, episode 04: Residue around the hoof) Sneeze.

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What I love about both Would I Lie to You and Taskmaster, is how it shows everyone’s little eccentricities. I love finding out “weird” things people do or think

It’s just good

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what is their fucking problem