#fuck the owner

[strawberry-sticky-autism]

During the Huxley route...

Huxley, just having a good time in the dollhouse: All gonna be safe, and we’re all gonna have a great time...

Dahlia: *breaks the cane*

Huxley: -WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST WAS THAT?

#memes #ranboo #literally the only part of dsmp I will support #don't toy with me #don't toy with me game #don't toy with me vn #dtwm #don't toy with me dahlia #dahlia don't toy with me #dahlia dtwm #dtwm dahlia #don't toy with me huxley #huxley don't toy with me #dtwm huxley #huxley dtwm #incorrect quotes #dtwm incorrect quotes #huxley didn't do anything wrong in his route #dahlia is a mess #fuck the owner #with a goddamn screwdriver #...ask me to explain that phrasing #I dare you >:) #source: ranboo

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally

#dashboard #staff #tumblr update #comic #art #doodles #costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png #i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have #frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse #i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon #my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it #this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change #i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god. #edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme

[notsoattractivearenti]

how i’m feeling today and probably the rest of my life:

RIP Andre Braugher. gone too soon but never forgotten. thank you for bringing Raymond Holt into our lives and beautifully portrayed a queer black man in power. i’ll always cherish you and Captain Holt in my heart 🤍🕊️

#this news is PAINFUL AS FUCK #horrible year for sitcom fans 😭💔 #now ​i’m gonna cry everytime holt appears on my screen #gif credits to original owner(s) #andre braugher #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99

[keferon]

Ahaha look. I made Megatron sing that villain song

And also:

#transformers #maccadam #Megatron #idw megatron #orion pax #soundwave #starscream #technically Thundercracker and Scywarp are also here #Clench #So do you remember that Megatron was a gladiator? #yep #Clench was the arena owner #usually when I do animatics - I make sketch and then I make lineart #but I’m practicing not giving any fucks here #so this thing is basically just the sketch #👍 #megop #i mean #if you have enough imagination lol #animatic

[tharkflark1]

If the animatronics have even an ounce of what the heck was going on in the vlogs, the movie will be amazing

#fnaf #fnaf movie #bonnie the bunny #chica the chicken #foxy the pirate #freddy fazbear #tharky's drawings #mr cupcake #i love them all #Freddy being a huge teddy bear is so fucking cute #and foxy and bonnie lowkey having beef during the hug distribution #like a dog growling at another dogs owner and the owners dog growls back

[thechekhov]

Not to be dramatic but please don't let tiktok convince you that your indoor, couch-potato dog needs a bath every day or even every other day.

The amount of videos I see of people bathing their dogs that suggest they're making this a part of some daily routine is giving me the vapors.

Unless your dog is rolling in manure, playing in the ocean, or rolling in dirt and then coming over to sleep on your couch DAILY, then they DO NOT NEED A DAILY BATH.

Over-bathing your dog CAN actually damage most coats. They will not benefit from constant shampooing and washing. Just let them live. Brushing and de-tangling long coats has WAY more benefits and way more dogs need to be brushed daily than bathed daily.

#i love seeing dog videos but i hate seeing dog videos where the owner is like ��and for tonights bath we will use this special shampoo” #at the risk of pissing on the poor #I AM NOT SAYING BATHING YOUR DOG OCCASIONALLY IS BAD #sometimes they do get stinky #but not every day for fucks sake #not even every week #unless they are dirty obviously

[deadsetobsessions]

This is based off of that one tiktok from @sorruna where it’s the audio from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse.

——

Dick Grayson was a sneaky, intelligent little shit.

He was also dumb. These things are not mutually exclusive.

To this day, one of his best kept secrets- one of the many, many that he had now- was something he’d take to his grave.

Or to Jason’s grave, at least.

Dick sat down and began telling the story to ears that would never truly hear it.

——

Batman’s voice rumbled behind him as Dick, in his Robin suit, stood blankly on top of a roof.

“I know you snuck out last night, Robin.”

Dick froze, train of thought about his dinner derailed. Holy busted, Batman! Quick! Play dumb!

“Who’s Robin?” He asked, the years of performing in front of a large crowd coming to save his ass.

Not that dumb!

Batman sent him a dry look, reprimand already poised on his lips. Dick, however, was nothing but a good performer. Nay, a dedicated performer.

Quick! Do something out of character! He shouted at himself, panicking visibly. He stepped backwards, an idea appearing in his head. In his defense, it sounded like an amazing idea at the time. He had no idea it would blow up into a Justice League issue. If he had known… Dick would have lied better, probably. There was no way he was going to let B bench him for weeks!

“Who the fuck are you?!” He yelped. Dick apologized mentally to Alfred and his parents. Batman paused, stunned.

“That’s my question. Who are you?!” Bruce asked, immediately hostile. His son doesn’t curse. Well, not in any normal way anyways. Dick quickly backpedaled by yelling at him with a heavy Vlax dialect, missing his parents terribly as he screamed stranger danger in rudimentary Romany. After this, he was going to have to convince Bruce to get him a language tutor. He refused to forget one of the only ties he had left to his parents.

“Wait, wait- you’re my son.” Bruce replied back, in perfect Romany. He looked more convinced but still skeptical.

“My dad is a circus performer! Not a flying rat!” Dick screeched back. He couldn’t help but feel touched about Bruce seeing him like a son.

“Oy! Keep it down out there, you assholes! Some of us like our sleep, damn!” A random Gothamite screamed out of their window.

“Yo, shut the fuck up! The vigilantes are helping to keep the rent low, motherfucker!” Another Gothamite shouted back.

….

Needless to say, Bruce quickly brought Dick back to the cave- with precautions to make sure he didn’t figure out where the Cave was if Dick was actually someone else.

——

“You would have loved it, Little Wing. B was running around like a headless chicken. The memory loss protocol was actually made because of me, you know.” Dick chuckled, sniffling as he talked to the carved gravestone.

It did not reply.

——

The blood tests came back. Yeppers, Dick sarcastically thought, who woulda thought I’m me?

Reinforcements were called in.

Meaning, Batgirl.

“Watch him while I contact Justice League Dark.”

“You think it’s magic?” Barbara asked.

“Yes. There was no one else near our vicinity that could affect Dick like this. He has no head wounds.”

“Eesh. Okay, go. I’ll watch him.”

Bruce disappeared in his zeta tube, looking harried. So, to everyone that’s not a Bat, he looked absolutely terrifying.

“What did you get yourself into now, Boy Wonder?” Barbara sighed. Dick was careful to keep any signs of recognition out of his face.

“Stop calling me that! Where are my parents?!” He asked back. Barbara coughed and looked uncomfortably away.

That’s right, Babs. I’m pulling out the orphan card. Feel bad. Dick hid his feral grin.

“They’re… uh, busy.” Busy being dead, Barbara thought, immediately wincing at her own thoughts. Apparently, Dick thought the excuse was lame too, and he sent her an incredulous look.

“Would you like refreshments, Master Dick?”

“What?”

Alfred held out some cookies on a platter, giving Babs a quelling look as she tried to reach for his share.

“Oh, wow, these are really good!” Dick said as he shoveled cookies into his mouth. He tried to replicate the reaction he had when he tried these for the first time, and from Alfred’s satisfied look, Dick nailed it.

——

“Robin doesn’t remember who he is.” Batman rumbled as he all but dragged Zatanna and Constantine by the scuff of their jackets towards the zeta tubes.

“Hey, wait-”

“We have no time.” Batman snarled, tossing the two magic users into the zeta. He punched in the destination.

When they got there, he glared at the two magic users until they got into the cave.

“Damn, Bats. Really living up to your name, huh?”

“Not bad,” Zatanna said as she looked around.

“Robin,” Batman- Bruce- reminded them. He did a quick glance over to check on his kids, and found them satisfactorily uninjured. Though, Barbara was looking worse for wear. Bruce quickly found out why as she stalked to him.

“You deal with him.” She muttered. “I’m going home.”

Bruce blinked and nodded. “Get home safe.”

Zatanna and Constantine followed Batman as he walked towards Robin. It was odd to see the normally laughing child frown.

“It’s you! The kidnapper! Where are my parents?!”

Bruce winced which, for him, was akin to a full body flinch and recoil. No wonder Barbara was so tired.

“Fix it.”

“Don’t get your knickers in a twist, Batsy.” Constantine grumbled.

“Well help, Batman. Though… I’m not sure if he should be doing that.”

Bruce sharply turned his head back to where Dick was. Emphasis on was. Because now, he’s halfway up the giant dinosaur the Robin had insisted they keep.

“Robin, get down from there!”

“Stranger Danger!” Dick hollered back.

Batman- Bruce Wayne- sighed.

“That’s high level magic,” Zatanna hummed. “I can’t feel anything, but I know for sure that he won’t die. Magic like that either dissipates naturally or…”

“Lasts forever,” Constantine finished.

Bruce groaned, shooting off a grappling line and swooping upwards to catch Dick as he fell from the giant dinosaur.

——

“I pretended to get my memories back later,” Dick chuckled. “And pretended to forget the whole thing. Bruce was so relieved that I stopped knocking things over and trying to do cartwheels in high places that he totally forgot I snuck out.”

Dick patted the headstone.

“But between you and me? I’m pretty sure Alfred knew. I think B pissed him off that week.”

#y’all is the Romani language spelled Romany #idk if im reading that wrong but did you know the Vlad dialect is the most widespread? #nightwing #dick grayson robin #dick grayson #dick grayson’s gaslight gatekeeper girl boss moment #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Batman and the trials of parenthood #google what to do when your vigilante child seems to have forgotten that he’s a vigilante #Batman using the magic Justice League like a wiki how #minors angst disguised as crack #also my favorite thing to write is brice and dick coping by talking to graves #but not actually talking to the grave’s owner who is actually alive #dick gets better about it #Bruce? not really #English is the fucking worst #Jason Todd #jason Todd’s grave

[kawareo]

quick @meanbossart 's DU Drow with a post-tadpol Strike!

I think they'd get along, Strike has never been afraid of anyone except Bhaal and he's enough of a freak to vibe with DU Drow! I gotta draw more of tadpoled Strike anyway, the weight loss and scars are from Kressa's torture (yes even the dick scars)

Anyway I absolutely adore DU Drow and meanbossart's art, the way he draws Astarion and Orin is downright delightful and i hope i did DU Drow justice here lol

#i love this fucked up man so much #he's got really fun features #maybe i'll draw him more if it's okay with his owner #this one was done pretty quickly just because today kinda sucked ass so that was for me to cheer up tbh #i mean it worked #bg3 #other's oc #the dark urge #du drow #fanart #baldur's gate 3 #durge #bg3 durge #oc strike

[b1mbodoll]

sunghoon n his puppy gf that bites him all over to claim him 🥺 he watches with a smirk on his face as your tail wags when you sink your teeth into his skin, leaving little bitemarks along his biceps, his chest, throat n even on his thighs before you suck him off <3 he’s so proud of them too, grinning when jake comments on them n mocking him in response, saying jake’s just jealous because he wants you to mark him up as well

little does hoonie know that yeah, jake wants to feel your sweet little puppycunt at least once :( he fists his cock while recounting the stories sunghoon’s told him about how his innocent little puppy likes being fucked like a whore.

#♡.the honeypot #winedrunk fantasizing about jakehoon 😞 save me #wld sunghoon watch as jake has his way with u or force jake to watch as ur owner fucks you stupid :[ so many possibilities! #enhypen smut #sim jaeyun smut #park sunghoon smut

[ashersanity]

Something awfully ironic about owners and their pets, leathered collar tucked snugly around your neck, the material pressed against your skin serving as a cold reminder of their ownership over you. The smug smirk that graces their lips, quirked up just a bit, rhythmically tugging at your leash whenever they please to show off the pretty little thing that they’ve got. Control. Power. That’s what they want, wish to have over you, willingly letting them do however they please, familiar sensation of their palm ruffling your hair, praising you for being so good.

So very good, especially behind closed doors. No one gets to see the way they lovingly press kisses to the tip of your cock head, pink tongue darting out to hungrily slobber all over your length, drool dripping over the base. Who would’ve known? How the so-called refined, well-mannered owner is at your feet instead, servicing you on their knees and needily sucking on your balls like a whore does. Faint string of saliva left on your tip as they finally part from your cock to claim their prize. Hot, shaky breaths ghosting over your shoulder, slender fingers, the same ones they used to clip that collar, invitingly spreading their slicked, wet hole apart for you to sink into. Wouldn’t want to keep their cute pet waiting for their well-earned reward, would they?

— “F-Fuck..! Just like that, mmmh— Keep going, pup..”

That same voice that coldly commands you, now turned into broken moans, desperately clawing at the muscles on your back in attempt to steady themselves as you rut into them like some rabid animal in heat, stuffing them full. Well, it wouldn’t exactly be far from the truth either, conditioning you to their every whim and touches left over your body, visible outline of your hardening cock underneath the fabric of your pants.

The smacking of your balls meeting their now stretched, wide open hole, grown puffy and sore from the slam of your hips and oh, how their velvety insides tighten around you, taking your fat cock so well. Reducing them to this blubbering mess, your beautiful owner, falling apart on your cock, just the brush of your tip hitting their sweet spot is enough to have them cumming and calling out your name like a slut. How depraved can one be? What would the others think of them? Hushed, discreet murmurs shared among each other, about the dignified master’s pornographic moans in the dead middle of the night, echoing and heard through the private chambers, caused by none other than you.

But fuck, as you lazily slip out of them at long last, feeling so very empty once more from the absence of your cock filling them up to the brim. Thick, white cum dripping between the length of their thighs, splattered across their pristine skin. Glazed over eyes gazing up to meet your own, hand reaching up to affectionately trace along your cheek.

Yes. That’s right, they think to themselves. Their perfect pet. So fucking perfect. They wouldn’t have it any other way.

remy, avery, briar, zhongli?, kamisato ayato?, geto suguru?, raiden shogun?, neuvillette?, your favorites, i suffer from amnesia as to who else there is on that list.

#scheduling this right after posting about wanting to kms is fucking hysterical #sorry about the ass writing #I was sort of #what’s the word #mentally fucking unwell when I wrote it #I ain’t good enough no matter what #but hey #this whole thing is a shit show #top male reader #x male reader #dom male reader #dol #remy the farmer #avery the businessperson #briar the brothel owner #zhongli #kamisato ayato #geto suguru #raiden shogun #neuvillette #jjk #genshin impact #jjk x reader #genshin impact x reader #asher writes

[charles-pitlane]

IT'S HAPPENING IT REALLY IS HAPPENING 🍨

#I DIDN'T EVEN EXPECTED THIS #WHY IS ICE CREME SHOP OWNER CHARLES FUCKING REAL #AND THE COMING SOON VIDEO IS SO CUTE????? HELLO?????? #charles leclerc

[soapoey]

there is a secret third robot lesbian in yokohama kaidashi kikou i feel people are not aware of and i love her dearly

#her name is maruko maruko. she named herself because she hates her owner #she is really bitchy. she fucking rules #i think they should be robot gay forever.all of them #sopeart #yokohama kaidashi kikou #ykk

[otrtbs]

beloved movie star lily evans going through a divorce with hollywood’s hottest james potter so she takes some time for herself and moves to miami in the 1980s and sets herself up real nice with the alimony james is paying her (and it’s like triple what he owes legally because he still adores her) when?

#seedy club owner barty n his insane girlfriend pandora lure lily in #and she’s half convinced they’re vampires as fuck #idk i’m just thinking thoughts

[raccoon-poi]

Miscellaneous hunchfucks for the masses

#mentopolis #dimension 20 #d20 #hunchfucks #fuckshunch #never getting over these tags #i love dan actually being #a responsible business owner #and hunch just causes havoc #d20 fanart #hunch curio #daniel fucks #IF YOU SEE A SPELLING ERROR #no you dont #my art

[milksteakkk]

really funny how people will use hobie drinking as proof hes an adult as if underage drinking culture isnt a massive thing over here

#most pub owners dont give a fuck lmao #spiderman atsv #hobie brown #miles morales #punkflower #0800 chats shit #by over here i mean in the uk

[whaliiwatching]

dumbasses ft daughter in the modern era

#spider man: across the spider verse #spider punk #spider noir #hobie brown #noirpunk #and #DING DING #its her everybody its the star of the show #she's such a little nightmare cat #peter's so inordinately fond of her it's stupid <3 #(this is how all cat owners are) #me posting an HOUR EARLY??? no way #this one's a bit bland but i like the cleanness i guess #and look this time i remembered my fucking watermark #peter's tiny speech bubbles are supposed to wink at silent movie caps #thanks ken! im stealing your genius #bear peter in a goth fit >>>>>>>> #technically he's supposed to be in color here but trust me nobody wants to see that shit lol