#fuck mosquitoes

[ethereal-maniac]

Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner And A Midnight Snack

Non-Descript!G/n!Reader x Simon'Ghost'Riley

A/N: This was me maybe 10 minutes ago. Pain. (Please let me know if I’ve missed any triggers). (Not proof read btw).

Summary: Reader gets a fuck load of mosquito bites.

❗️CW ❗️: Reader being allergic to mosquito bites, soft Simon, non sexual nudity, reader cries, Simon's just in love.

Do not copy, translate, transfer (plagiarise) or take 'inspiration' from any of my fics.

You emerge from the steamy bathroom in your underwear and one of Simons oversized t-shirts that came about mid-thigh, you stride hurriedly to the medicine cabinet with a pained whimper falling from your lips.

"Lovie?"

You whirl around with tears in your eyes and a frustrated pout adorning your features to find Simon on the couch reading a book under a lamp with his eyes trained on you. "Si," you cry softly as you take a couple of quick steps to reach him, ignoring his obvious concern you bury your face into his neck.

His scent is comforting as you cry even though it's faintly laced with gunpowder and dust. He wraps his arms around you and engulfs your form with his own. "wha's the ma’er?" He asks gently, cradling you to the best of his ability.

You shake your head and pull your face away from his neck so he can hear you properly, "I thought you got back next week?"

"The mission wa’ comple’ed sooner than anticipa’ed n’ Price said I di’n’t ‘ave t’ stick ‘round f’r much paper work," he says as he studies your face for any further distress. He brushes strands of hair out of your face.

You nod before unconsciously bringing a hand up to your cheek to scratch the angry red bumps on your skin.

"Wha's tha’?" Simon's accent grows noticeably thicker as his frown deepens, gently holding your wrist and bringing your hand down to your side.

He wordlessly places you on the couch next to him before getting up and turning on the light. You squint as your eyes adjust and let Simon tilt your head to the side to get a better look at your cheek.

"Oh, lovie... When di’ this ‘appen?" His soft eyes find yours, holding both your hands in his own to prevent you from scratching any where.

"I don't know," you whine as your bottom lip trembles. Everything felt so painfully itchy you were struggling to think or focus on anything else.

"'s alrigh’, stay righ’ there f'me," he cradles your face and kisses your nose before moving away to find something to soothe your mosquito bites.

A few minutes later he come back to find you lying down and squirming uncomfortably, trying to find any sort of relief.

"Up" he murmurs, he wastes no time in wiping away your tears and placing a kiss on each eye lid before squeezing some balm onto his large finger and spreading it smoothly onto your cheek.

"Where else?" He asks, sitting on the couch and guiding you to stand between his legs.

You take off your shirt, not needing to point out the red lumps.

He works patiently, holding your hands when you get a sudden urge to itch everywhere.

"There y’ go," he smiles as he finishes applying the last of the balm onto your back. "Thank you, Si. I'm sorry you had to come home to this, everything's a mess," you say bashfully as you turn to face him.

Your hands find purchase on his shoulders and nape, playing with the soft blonde locks. "Don' worry 'bout i’," he whispers against your stomach, resting his hands on your thighs while carefully avoiding the bites, he places kiss after kiss on the soft skin of your belly.

"Love ya, darlin,'" his eyes are closed as he enjoys simply existing with you.

"I love you more," one of your hands moving up to play with his hair and give him a bit of a head massage.

He hums contentedly, "gotta pu’ more o’ tha' mosqui’o stuff on the shoppin’ list, my poor baby, those mosqui’os ‘ad you f’r breakfast, lunch, dinner ‘nd a midnigh’ snack."

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[br4tphobia]

winter >> summer

#fuck summer #fuck mosquitoes #fuck bees and wasps #flys #its 96 ⁰ and its 11in the morning #dumbass season

[eruditegeek]

Northerners keep scrolling. You don't know mosquitos like us.

#poll #trans #southerners #fuck mosquitoes

[flowers-but-gay]

aaa i have so many mosquito bites and i’m trying to sleep but they itch so much aaaaaaa help!!!!!!!!

#fuck mosquitoes #i hate mosquitoes #196 #aaaaaaaaaa

[emiwuaidmslomc]

Fuck mosquitoes

I hope they all die

I dont care about if it negativity impacts the ecosystem

THEY ARE EVIL

#STAY AWAY FROM THE UK YOU EVIL BEINGS #my legs are SO ITCHY #I didnt even concider that Germany would have mosquitos ;-; #youre not cool #AND UR NOT EVEN VAMPIRE CODED #WHY DO THEY INSERT SHUT INTO UR BODY ASWELL #I HATE THEM #FUCK MOSQUITOES #!! #mosquitos #Europe #uk

[ley-med]

Unbelievable, such a heinous crime happening in broad daylight, in my own home! (was bitten by a mosquito)

#with all due respect #fuck mosquitoes

[freshpickle]

i got absolutely ravaged by mosquitoes, and despite knowing better i have scratched all the bites into open wounds which has made the pain worse, last longer, and will leave a scar, and honestly, the metaphor writes itself

#i know we need them #but #fuck mosquitoes #and the quote about metaphors and poetry #you know the one #that shit hits #i

[spilled-soup]

mosquitos must feel so smug whenever they successfully bite someone. i bet they're just laughing to themselves, rubbing their little hands together. the smug bastards

#fuck mosquitoes #196

[queenoclowns]

about to fight this damn mosquito

#fight #fuck mosquitoes #school #ow

[ethereal-maniac]

Guess how many mosquito bites I got just on my right cheek (face cheek btw).

Five. Five big fat fucking mosquito bites on my cheek along with plenty others I’m sure to painfully discover.

I will be writing a fic on this 🖕

#it hurts so bad #doesn’t help that I’m kinda allergic #the fucker had me for breakfast lunch dinner and a midnight snack #for you #mosquitocontrol #mosquito repellent #fuck mosquitoes #mosquitokiller

[yurionmyodo]

this video kills me every time cuz i was at a dentist appointment and this song was playing in the waiting room while they were up in my mouth and i couldnt stop laughing like a fucking freak cuz i remembered the mosquito torture video

#i genuinely dont know what to put here tagging shit like this feels like getting naked in public dont look at me #fuck mosquitoes

[frankiehasfangs]

I’d like to say a very big fuck you to every mosquito that’s ever flown around my head and subjected me to that awful high pitched buzzing noise

#i hate mosquitoes #fuck mosquitoes #all my homies hate mosquitoes #mosquitoposting #I HATE YOU #shitposting #misophonia #autism

[the-moons-coffin]

Mosquito bit me four times and a spider bit me on the back of my thigh

#zodiac says words #fuck summer #fuck mosquitoes #spiders are on thin ice

[aisaletterblog]

I have gotten 22 mosquito bites in the last 2 days and I have skeeter syndrome (an intense allergic reaction to insect bites, especially mosquitoes) SMITE ME FROM THE EARTH I BEG OF YOU

#I haven't had a summer like this since 2013 #fuck mosquitoes #and they're blistering too 😢 #god wants me dead

[cant-think-of-a-good-one]

absolutely covering myself with eucalyptus oil

smelling like a baby lmao

because fuck mosquitos

#fuck mosquitoes

[thesixthimmortal]

Ever since I got a mosquito bite I can NOT stop scratching my hand, It’s been THREE DAYS AGO SINCE I GOT THAT BITE

#fuck mosquitoes #Ive started scratching it with my teeth