#fuck almighty

[fereldanwench]

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#not gonna fall into the pit of catastrophizing #but husbando just got news that his department is likely going to be dissolved in two months #supposedly there will be other opportunities within the company but i mean #man #come on #C O M E O N #it's barely been 6 months since he started working again #can we just have one year without bullshit #just 365 consecutive days #of no work bullshit #please #fuck almighty #t: wench.txt

[banannabethchase]

Hey Tumblr olds...anybody else remember squidkittens from the Glee days?

#i remembered it and i regret it #i blame #bambihausen #it is all his fault #glee #fuck almighty #look #my fandom policy is you are never too deep in a fandom until you run into tentacle fic

[vivitalks]

ned chicane is sooo character. he's a skilled burglar but he's broke, he's a sensationalist and a cryptozoologist, he's a pathological liar who's just as persuasive when he's telling the truth as not, he refuses to harm a fellow human being, he runs a terrible and weirdly popular late-night TV show, he constantly tries to protect a town that does not return the favor, he is canonically in possession of george clooney's oscar, he's a self-declared coward who will always put himself in harm's way if it means protecting his friends, he has multiple fake IDs and passports and no one knows his legal name, he's the smartest dumbass you've ever met, he takes a bullet for dani as penance because hurting aubrey was his greatest regret even before they knew each other and he can't hurt her again, he can't let anyone get hurt again, he will not let someone else die because of him. he will not.

#i am putting him in a blender and drinking him like a smoothie #that death scene. jesus almighty #taz #taz amnesty #the adventure zone #the adventure zone amnesty #stuff #ned chicane #ned and aubrey is like. Such a tragic fucking relationship to me #ned duck and aubrey honestly feels like a daughter/uncle/granddad situation to me #and like. just. if i think about it for too long i go crazy

[fortunefavorsthebrave-dude]

“the only thing that matters right now is my marriage and my children” sure didn’t matter when you were sticking your dick in your employee huh

#try guys #ned fulmer #i am sooooooo tired of this shit happening #anyway. hope they both end up working a miserable minimum wage job #yes both. alex is a grown woman with a fiance #she knows better #and i know ned is her boss but so are the other guys and she didn't fuck them so #truly do hope they're having the worst days of their lives rn #and god almighty i hope ariel and the kids are okay #and to be so brazen about it too in fucking public like. come ON. #will never understand ruining a whole career for sex #insanely fucking stupid shit

[inkskinned]

im gonna start a fight; and, at the same time, i need you to take this in the most good-faith way possible, but:

videos that involve body-checking and intentionally (and uncritically) show a mealplan of an unhealthy number of calories are just a revamped version of pro-ana food diaries.

and yeah, i know there's arguments. i address some of them under the cut. but at the end of the day, we're just coming back to romanticizing mental illness; we've just found a better platform for it.

this is already something we've done. we knew it was wrong and tried to stop it. and tbh. it just wasn't enough.

there are people who argue "well, what if you have an eating disorder, you can't help it if you don't eat!" except that as someone with an ED; we are not infants. we know what we're doing. part of having an ED is that you are like, maybe too self-aware. even if we can't help our own food choices, we don't need to fucking romanticize the disorder - something we've been warning you about since 2013. there are hours of setup, filming, and editing that go into these videos. they do not happen to fall into place randomly. there is a reason they are pieced together to be beautiful, bright, inspiring.

there's this woman who pretty much only posts daily plans under a normal amount of calories, and everyone defends her saying but it's better than nothing! and i'm like. except she opens those with images of her showing off her body and provides no context in the video or caption that suggests that she believes what she's doing is unhealthy. she has hundreds of thousands of followers on a platform designed for young kids and teens. i refuse to believe that by accident her content just happens to be cheery advice on "healthy" versions of starving.

for any other symptom of mental illness, we would be incredibly enraged by this kind of placid acceptance of a "tips and tricks" fast-start guide. imagine if people posted pink & pretty videos saying "best places to cut yourself" as if it was a fucking storytime. we, as a society, are so fucking fatphobic that we would rather accept blatantly harmful displays of self harm than admit that we are obsessed with a hyper-thin body type.

i am not suggesting someone never talks about their disorder. i talk about mine. actually, it's a plot point in my book.

here's the difference: i recognize it's a fucking mental illness. i am very careful to never mention a specific weight, eating pattern, or calorie plan. i always make sure to position it as something that ruined my fucking life. i do not put cheery music in the background and hearts and sparkles over my worst moments. i do not film it in bright light. i do not start each passage with an image of a thin body followed by "here's how to look like her."

eating disorders should not be framed as aspirational. and the problem is that society worships the "after" image, so long as you don't get too sick. there is a reason so many people who quit being "influencers" will later admit - i wasn't eating well that whole time; an obsession with food was completely destroying my life.

we let any uncredited, uncertified person write the most backwards, fucked up shit about how to get the body you desire! because the underlying, secret belief is: well, at least they're thin! and the real thing that fucking gets me each time - they make fucking money off of it. their irresponsibility and societal harm literally pays off for them.

"why do you care so much." "don't like it don't look." "so what if people experiment with new ways of thinking of food?"

thank you for asking. we're about to get extremely personal. it's because when i was 18 i discovered "thinspiration"/"thinspo." and it absolutely influenced, shaped, and codified my pre-existing eating disorder. i went from having some troubling habits and traits to being incredibly unwell within what felt like a matter of days. there were actual pages designed to train me on how to have an ED correctly. it was all so suddenly easy. i was sick; and the nature of the illness meant - i wanted to be sicker.

it takes an average of 7 years for a person to fully recover. i know this personally - even now, 10 years from the worst of it, i still fucking struggle. i am so much happier now and i eat what i want and i literally don't think about food at all (19 year old me would shudder) and yet - i still fucking know the calories of plain toast with butter.

an eating disorder is one of the deadliest types of mental illness. over 1 in 4 people with an ED will attempt suicide.

and i'm sorry. i just do not see the exchange rate of "high rate of engagement" versus "the value of a human life."

#and there's something else in there about like .... #tbh once i got over something like 1k followers #i stopped being specific about my ED for a REASON. #yes on ur personal locked blog that u use like a diary go ahead etc #but we are OBVIOUSLY not talking about that. we're talking about the sheer NUMBER of people i could be talking about #in that one paragraph. that you and i probably were thinking about 2 different influencers #bc they get to say that they're just posting FITNESS and if it's FITNESS it's OKAY and im like #jesus christ lord almighty #every person in recovery from an ED: this is incredibly dangerous holy shit do you know how much this would have triggered me #each of these ppl: how dare you!!!!!!!!! i am only harming those who WANT to engage with my content!!!!! #their followers: leave them alone !!! they can't help that they make an hours-long choice to frame their disorder as if it was #fucking cottagecore !!!! #like girlie this person needs THERAPY #again! i didn't even have that large of a following before i IMMEDIATELY deleted any specific mention of calories food etc #bc i recognize responsibility and i didnt EVER want to even ACCIDENTALLY encourage this #and im not even GETTING PAID FOR THIS!!! #aND THEY ARE!!! #something something something they know this content makes them money #they don't give a SHIT about u babe

[spooksier]

watched hazbin hotel with friends last weekend and oh my god guys i could feel it turning me into a reactionary conservative ive never gotten so pissed off at a piece of media before. free all those voice actors from their chains.

#text! #it was mind boggling ive never felt more aversion to a tv show before #the writing. the character design. the animation. the implementation of the musical element. it was ass guys #full disclosure we were playing a drinking game where we took a shot every time they said fuck or every time we cringed #(AND WE GOT TIRED OF TAKING NONSTOP SHOTS BY EPISODE TWO. TWO!!!!!!!!) #but i dont think being sober wouldve made it a better experience #and i try to be positive on here! if i dont like something i just talk about it with my friends irl! but christ almighty. that show is ass

[agueforts]

💥💥💥💥💥💥

#HI. GOOD FUCKING CHRIST ALMIGHTY #aspen tag #aspen snapshots #d20 #dimension 20 #mentopolis #d20 mentopolis #d20 spoilers #mentopolis spoilers

[arthursfuckinghat]

Dude I get it I get why Arthur spends so little time at camp like aside from how that man doesn't get a moments peace from anybody who bothers him about chores or money or arguing, when the camp IS actually quiet Dutch turns on his fucking gramophone to play the same THREE SONGS OVER AND OVER

#DUTCH #TURN THAT FUCKING RACKET OFF #WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP #or at least DRINK in peace #TAKE YOUR SHITTY MUSIC ELSEWHERE AND GO TREAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND WITH AN OUNCE OF RESPECT #christ almighty #you can't win with the gang #you stick around at camp and they tell you off for it - you stay away from camp for too long and suddenly you're getting told off AGAIN #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #mick squeaks #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde

[ptieuca]

#bangel #bangeledit #btvsedit #btvs #buffy summers #angel #buffysource #dailybtvs #filmtv #this scene holy fuck #buffy embraced every single facet of angel #she trusted him with her entire being #that's ultimately what drove angel to lose his soul #someone who was self loathing for a century and then found a purpose and a person who not only understood but accepted him #i hate the clause #but you can't deny how beautifully tragic it is that buffy is his perfect happiness #anyway they're soulmates #i shall ship them until the very end #just like the almighty queen smg

[feralmoonlight]

Foooound you~

#SB Moon #moondrop #fnaf #security breach #daycare attendant #why is moon so fucking fun to draw in all his gremlin poses #christ almighty he keeps pushing my anatomy knowhow in ways that idk how to explain #but for some reason it's so much easier drawing lanky clown boys than actual freakin humans #brain come on please work with me #but also good shit #hiding in the junglegym cages is not safe #he got long reach with them arms #you know it #gonna get cha #there is no escape unless he lets you escape #feral scribbles

[banannabethchase]

Happy 31st birthday to me I am staring at the TV screen begging Texas to choose somebody who isn't putting the rights of my students and family and self on the line.

#oooohhhh mmmyyy gooooddd I hate when my birthday falls on election day #politics cw #FUCK ALMIGHTY

[dailyfrank]

#JESUS FUCKING CHRISTTT ALMIGHTY #frank iero #my chemical romance #hall of fame

[homicidalbrunette]

Hey here's three minutes of Plane Jane and Katya vibing/flirting you're welcome

#dont worry I'm still team trixie #but i'm so here for Katya having a young hot cunty bf who is into all the shit he is into #plane jane #katya #katya zamolodchikova #katya zamo #the bald and the beautiful #tbatb #the brians #CJ post #drag race #rupaul's drag race #also jane is my GIRL #out here making drag race for the gays again #we love a mean gay #it was so great to watch someone get excited over Katya's special interests #it was also so cute to watch jane get giggly as the episode went on too #these two speaking russian and katya instinctively grabbing at him and jane knowing all this stuff about him #because is he a katya fan #yes yes he is #you know they fucked after this #or have since then #because mama jane was throwing out some power bottom vibes at him and god almighty them fucking would be so hot #but also Jane's face lighting up when katya asks him to go see loboda with him #and maybe this all made miss trix alil jelly #good incentive if it did #flirting via reading #we love to see it #the flirty little “well now I like you” at the end 🥵

[s3v3r3dh3ad]

Nobody ever mentions how fucking GARANTUAN ARAN RYAN'S FEET ARE FOR SOME REASON?💀😭

Anyways so I made this extremely detailed scientific diagram on what I think the inside of this mfs shoe looks like.😍

My theory with 0% evidence to back it up is that this loony bitch also keeps horseshoes in his actual shoes in case he decides to pull a Dragon Chan and start kicking mfs in the ring.💀😭

#punch out #punch out wii #aran ryan #I CANNOT IGNORE THE FUCKING CEMENT SLAPPERS THIS BITCH IS WEARING JESUS CHRIST ALMIGHTY 😭 #his shoes are literally LONGER THAN HIS FOREARMS?💀😭 #the foot to horseshoe ratio is like 60% to 40% I'm so sure about this y'all 😭🙏 #shitpost

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

#CHRIST ALMIGHTY CAN YOU IMAGINE #BRUH THATS TARGETED THATS DELIBERATE #/j #rats #fancy rat #ratblr #r/RATS #fucking gross #cursed #caps cw #god the picture really sells this though #not only is it the epitome of the owes you money grip #but also #it's literally the YOU twitter cat

[piggiebonez]

YEAH this is pretty high-concept basically . . .

BONUS DIBS yayy

was too lazy to finish him sorry. this is what the tallest personal chef was going to look like. i dont like the concept here bc i feel like their personal chef would be much more cool looking something like a sizz-lorr type design. but i like his stupid face. look at him

#my art #iz #invader zim #almighty tallest #almighty tallest red #almighty tallest purple #tallest purple #tallest red #dib membrane #< under da cut #i dont even know who philly cheese steak is bro. imnot from around here #tallest purple is hitting a vape pen btw idk if its visible enough. fuck off dude #this is so stupid. guys im sorry