#front yard time

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Halloween prompts year 2 day 4

Typical "sacrificed to the ghost king" scenario except thier technically being sacrificed to the "endless green of the void" aka the Ghost Zone itself and it just dgaf so when these guys land in Dannys front yard in the gz he sends them home immediately

Just

Batman: *gets sacrificed and thrown into the void*

Batfam: *were too late to stop it* Noooooo!

Batman: returns literally a moment later confused and with a post it note saying "✨ no ✨" complete with hand drawn sparkles ✨ stuck to his forehead.

The bats lose it a little as they finished beating up the bad guys.

Somehow it turns into the bats "sacrificing" themselves to the void just to see what kind of rejection they get.

Nightwing got sent back with a note that said "lol" and nothing else

Black bat got a note saying "No, thank you"

Red Hood got a "Tempting, but no"

Spoiler got a talking Barney the Dinosaur toy but the only sounds it would make were very accurate explosions

Red Robin was sent back with like, 12 flavors of lip balm in black metal tubes. No one recognized what brand they might be from and with a bit of reverse engineering Red discovered there were hidden laser blasters inside of each of them that would be used discretely. He got freaking secret agent gear wtf.

Robin got sent back with a uno reverse card taped to his back and a glowing green bunny with blank red eyes in his arms. He has no idea where the bunny came from but wasn't complaining. It was very fluffy and loved to give him kisses.

For some reason it freaked out both Drake and Todd though.

Phantom was just wondering why so many people were sacrificing themselves to him via the "sacrificial bride" ritual. He wasn't even anyone important so why send them to his territory in the Ghost Zone???

After this happened several more times Danny decided the next time one of the cute superheros his age got sent here he would ask them out on a date. Via ghostly "check yes or no" letter style of course. Thier date will be the first time they meet.

#halloween prompts #prompts #dpxdc #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfiction prompts #batman #batman does it a second time and gets literally yeeted back with a note that says *YEET* on it #NOT ghost king #thats the beauty of this prompt #danny is just a random ghost/halfa who essentially keeps getting people dumped in his front yard

[james-sunshine-potter]

i really want to write an unnecessarily long fic where james and regulus finally buy a house together, and james has been tasked with all the outdoor labour. which regulus thought was a good idea cause james is really handy and good at labour based tasks. (plus regulus is no good with that).

but it back fires, as james keeps drawing eyes to himself cause he's basically doing it half naked, as it's middle of summer, mid heatwave and too hot for james to wear tops and do manual labour. so people on the street keep flirting with james, cause he's tanned, toned and sweaty, and it's driving regulus insane with jealousy.

this would quite literally just be for me. it would be a funny fic.

#you can not tell me james wouldn't look good like that #regulus is meant to be unpacking boxes or painting the walls but instead he's staring at james as he's digging in the front yard #to put in the flower beds regulus asked for #im going to do this #im almost done with my alevels so i'm about to have the time aswell #james potter #maurder era #regulus black #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #jealous regulus black #hot james potter #jsp- marauder era #jsp- Jegulus #jsp fic ideas

[9116]

happy holidays from morticia

#pedrita is also somewhere in the tree lol #it’s their first christmas w us!!! #pedrita was rescued from my old school (dom pedro — that’s why she’s named pedrita) #and morticia was ABANDONED in our front yard earlier this month #along w three other cats #we’re getting some cameras soon bc it’s the third time this happens 😭 #anyway!!! we’re glad they’re here w us safe and having fun in our tree

[birbwell]

“Are you a knight?“

"I'll be damned if I wasn't. Would have risked my life for nothing, if all I was supposed to do was bake bread."

The Pillars of the Earth | Chapter 3, Book 1

#pillars of the earth #the pillars of the earth #sir catface #jack jackson #gifs #the redheads of all time #literally though the game makes it a point to make ginger npcs Noticeable. catface being front and center in earlscastles yard and #jack seeing him and going HE HAS HAIR JUST LIKE ME !!! #and aliena seeing a guy with hair like jack and approaching him #ik its about jacks sense of identity but also its kind of funny #ALSO CATFACE YAYAYAYYAYYYYYY YAYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #kisses him on his lips i love him SO much #i have so much to say about this scene but my tags are plentiful enough already

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

Wonderful light tonight.

#I planted two thirds of those #but a third showed up on their own #we’ve been rewilding the yard slowly and I’ve cultivated a bee/wasp patch in the front where the ash used to be #we’ve had so many insects in there every time i check

[jakemyboy]

Nice foggy morning walk. Walking by the house with the overgrown weeds and the crabapple tree branches arching over the sidewalk.

#blu❤️ #dogs #oh god i let blu sniff a bush in someones front yard #and then he peed on it! #and then he kicked his feet and scattered a lot of decorative bark across the sidewalk!!!! #ughhh i forget he will do that sometimes but not all the time #you feel like everybody saw it happen but it was 8:20 on a sunday morning #i felt shame #now he can't go up and sniff that bush anymore #at least for awhile #it was one of his favs #little feet kicker 🙄

[bluebelleisabelle]

My 93 year old Korean grandmother just danced the Gangnam Style 💀

#god I love her #this is the same woman that woke up at 2:30 AM this morning to pick up miscellaneous sticks in our front yard T-T #she’s 93 as of the 23rd and still rides her bike every morning and picks up the sticks in our front yard #well actually it’s a tricycle #not because we ask her to #but because she just… is bored and wants things to be clean djdjd #I was baking a pumpkin pie yesterday #and she was taking all the dirty dishes and washing them 💀 #and whenever I’d try to be like ‘oh I can do those halmeoni’ #my mom would be like ‘no… give her something to do; she’s bored’ T-T #but she loves it I guess #oh also this is her first time spending Christmas with us #so it’s been wonderful <3 #Izzy bitty slice of life

[ovaruling]

my dad is a hoarder type who was born in WWII times, just to contextualize this

at one of the construction sites he’s working at they were trying to get rid of this huge rock bc it was an “eyesore” so my dad organized about 5 hours where he procured the rock and got a series of men to help him secure it with a rope using a tractor/backhoe of some kind and drove across town—slowing and stopping traffic, btw, with this tractor and rock on a rope—to put the rock in our front yard, where all the men plus myself and my sister and my mother were then made present to help with the slow descent of the rock

this is our 11th big rock

#this morning he was saying proudly that the squirrels like to use it to jump into the cypress tree trunk #our front yard is just big rocks #that he has brought home #over the last 30 years #on everyone else’s time lmfao

[foxgloveinspace]

I did what I always do when I get this storm anxiety and I watched goofy videos and reels all day and today ha get like three days and also I’m just so so so stressed about tomorrow night cause my whole family is gonna be split up around the county and I’m so so…. Not ok.

#very much so #uuugh #I hate tornadoes so freaking much. #would feel better if we had a storm shelter of ANY KIND but the closest we have is the half basement in my aunts hous (in the same yard as #us) but like!! NOTHING HERE. we live in a tiny ass trailer house!!! #I’m gonna fucking vomit. #and of course no one actually takes me seriously #like they are predicting SOFT BALL SIZE HAIL. not even tornadoes this time is the main worry 🥎 size hail. #uuuuuuugh. I think most everyone in the family will be home….. when it hits….. but fuck dude I think my sister will still be at work and #she is the BIGGEST liability in this shit thunderstorms do NOT scare her at all and I HATE IT. #and by that I don’t me ‘she doesn’t worry’ I MEAN SHE STANDS OUT ON OUR METAL FRONT PORCH AND WATCHES THEM. #she’s crazy!!!! #I know I’m just….. repeating myself a lot but I’m so terrified you guys. #I don’t think anything will happen and yet…. this is so scary to me #and I’m just…. it’s the first time in a while we’ve been directly in the Bad Zone and it’s so so scary

[doom-dreaming]

Thanks for fourteen years of being the little animal that lived in my house. I'm going to miss you begging for eggs in the morning and sitting in boxes that were too small and curling up by my pillow.

#i keep expecting her to walk around the corner into my room #and even though it really hurts right now #it was time. it would have been selfish to keep her around any longer #i know it'll settle into a dull ache and good memories #and life will go on #there are birds singing outside #my christmas cactus is going to bloom again soon #the crocus are coming up in the front yard #and it's a beautiful sunny day and i can imagine her sitting in the window enjoying it

[spacedace]

My neighbor is standing on his roof throwing a rope with a hook attached to the end of it at the trees in his back yard.

I don't know why the fuck he's doing it and I'm not getting close enough to a man flinging hook-ropes around to ask, but that's not gonna stop me from watching from the office window waiting to see if I need to call for an ambulance in the meantime

#our neighborhood is kinda weird #a different neighbor mows his lawn every wednesday at 9 at night #even if its storming out #yet another neighbor routinely will go stand out in the front yard and scream at the sky every once in awhile #apparently she just needs the release #which like mood but it scared the fuck out of me the first time #thought she was being murdered #there's also the delivery woman that will just say the most ominous ahit as she drops your food off #juat a weird place #i love it but its still weird lol

[tittyinfinity]

He's such a pretty boy ❤️

#a pretty boy who's gonna have to use the harness next time we go outside since he was being a butt today #i usually only use the harness on his siblings bc they run off but FD stays with me #this time he turned it into a game when i went to take him inside #kept waiting for me to walk up to him then sprinting off and pausing again #he knows not to leave our front or back yard at least #.bdo #friendly demon the cat

[thescrumwizard]

Gingey likes going out on his harness to sniff at the grass and step on the rocks

#i just take him around the front yard #look how straight up his tail is hes having such a good time

[sidras-tak]

Arvio and Amirah’s life savings add up to, what, 3,000 gols? Meanwhile I’ve been in town for less than a year and I’m sitting on a comfortable 90,000 gols…. Yeesh. No wonder “builder” is such a competitive job

#sparklepants #is it an easy job? fuck no. but builders don’t have to deal with customers like shop owners do #am I the richest bitch in Sandrock on accident???? #that’s part of why I don’t want to upgrade my house very much #so many folks are struggling in Sandrock and I’m just raking it in daily :/ #eat the rich now applies to me. good thing I have two cooking stations and a drying rack in my front yard #MTAS #my time at Sandrock

[bisexualchrissycunningham]

the stolen garden gnomes flo informs hopper about in the first episode, the ones being stolen from poor phil larson repeatedly? eddie did that. eddie took 'em every single time (always a lil drunk when he did it) and set them up in naughty and very creative tableaus around hawkins. he especially loved setting them up in the yards of wealthy families in loch nora.

#he was especially proud of the time he set them up in the carvers front yard #hopper knew it was him every time and made wayne buy him a beer each time at the hideaway #wambsgans rewatches stranger things #eddie munson

[fenriraa]

Astorvember [Cult]

Day 13

Well, I kinda forgot to plan this one out, so I'm just gonna drop some stuff from my AU story/whatever I have about the cult.

I'll say though, I don't think anyone is the leader, just a bunch of seers who want to see the world end and have weekly cult meetings.

I made a character chart:

Yes, they're in order from the cutscene, I had rewatched that fucking scene so many times to connect who's voice was whoever was standing where. And to see where Astor was at. I have heard more things than I needed to. Here's a list if anyone's interested:

"reveal unto us the future" -Erebus

"ooh how divine" -Devola

"yes, lord ganon!" -Lucien

"cast all to darkness" -Haz(a)el

"destruction to Hyrule!" -Caius (also died first)

tried to destroy the Harbinger, Valor

I realize Astor and Valor's names sound kind of similar, but the name Valor seemed kinda fitting for him, so I went with it. Lucien's name meaning gets brought up at some point (it means light, which is very ironic). Hazael sometimes gets called Hazel.

I think the cult itself isn't really new. They knew what they were doing, but I believe they started to rely on the Harbinger a little too much when it comes to seeing the future, because none of them saw that shit happening, and I believe Ganon would hide things from them. But, that aside, they're very into the idea of the world being in ruins. Destruction everywhere. Previous cultists, that are no longer there, left some information, notes, tools, etc, and was passed on to new members.

Some non-seer villagers sometimes go to them for some divination readings (?) without realizing that they worship Ganon. There might be some traditional events in Deya for seers (that have nothing to do with Ganon) that some of them attend.

For this AU I'm working on, they all still live after being maliced. Either they simply survive or Ganon brings them back. I'm still deciding if I should also go with this different-ish storyline where something from the far, far future comes back in this timeline and specifically haunts Astor and tries to attack the Harbinger. But regardless of which one I go with, I'm wanting to make it where they all bring Hyrule to ruins and Astor gets what he wants in the end, taking over Hyrule. Or... I could just make everyone suffer and make Astor have to fight the malice forms of his fellow now-dead cultists Ganon devoured towards the end just after he starts to care about them ^_^

Astor doesn't really care for the others at first, but later on he starts to tolerate them more and more. Still kinda of an ass though.

I would like to dump some of whatever this is here (not in order):

I was very excited when I remembered about the motorcycle chase idea lmao.

I don't know exactly how I ended up doing all this for some nameless characters with copy-paste and bald models that get killed off in a minute or less, but oh well.

#astorvember #age of calamity #astor #astor's cult #did you know Astor's name not only means “star” in Greek #there's also Astor flowers #I think there's some of them growing in my front yard #the AU is gonna be like serious and also stupid at the same time #like some would be playing Uno and screaming at each other while the rest are trying to pray at the same time #and yes bald. not one of them fuckers except Astor had a single strand of hair on them. Nintendo couldn't use random npc models huh #check comments for cont of the astor name thing because for some reason it's not showing up when I do it in tags