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sidras-tak · 6 months
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I don’t go to cons to “have fun” or “attend panels”. I go to cons to wander the artist alley in a daze and emerge hours later missing $200. I go to cons to think “hmm I should get some food. But the line is too long right now” every five minutes into perpetuity. I go to cons to say “you look so cool” at people in cosplay and have them not to hear me even a little bit.
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catfindr · 9 months
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ghostcond · 4 months
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kids who study forbidden magic (alchemy club redesigns)
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crimeronan · 11 months
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in the princess luz au, do you imagine luz knows her last name? do you think she changed it? on a slightly more humorous note, if she did, to what???? luz belos??? goddamn belos doesnt even have a proper fake last name
i THINK that luz still remembers her last name but doesn't really have cause to use it. my gut instinct is that she's held onto "noceda" for reasons that she can't even really quantify to herself (that mostly come down to wanting to remember she might have led a very different life in a very different place once, the ~*~*~titan's will in bringing her here~*~*~ notwithstanding). at the same time i think she'd be afraid of hurting and/or angering belos by acting like he's not her Real family, so i don't think she actively Identifies as luz noceda. it's the kinda name and memory she'd store in a private journal, i don't know if even HUNTER knows it
imagining luz trying to acquire a boiling-isles-appropriate surname is making me laugh though oh god. i feel like her official title is just Princess Luz like belos's is Emperor Belos, royalty is so new and relatively uncomplicated in the isles that long family histories are unnecessary. i can SO EASILY imagine tiny luz being Deeply Indignant about her and hunter not getting any surname when everyone Else in the castle has one, because what if she wants a surname!! what if she doesn't WANT to be different and weird just because she's a princess now!!!!
little luz and hunter splayed out on the floor kicking their feet up while writing down increasingly silly lists of stupid surnames. yes. Yes
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banannabethchase · 6 months
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Lee Moriarty is somehow more talented and handsome in person. And his gear is so sparkly!
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Sybil and Ms. Feodosia Sparklepants II
Another request for @belphegor1982! I love Sybil and her swamp dragons sm, gaH ❤
Lady Sybil & her swamp dragons (Discworld) © Terry Pratchett / art © Murderous-Coffeebean
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suns-up-bunshine · 2 years
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ONION PUDDLE SPARKLEPANTS! She is a chinchillataur and also sometimes a soldier but DONT tell anybody. It is a SECRET. spells and stuff
pop socket: can remove any part of her body and keep it somewhere else for safekeeping! Makes it a lot easier to pose as a human
color swap: what more can I say. Just. Colordropper
explosion. Kaboom.: LIGHT THAT SHIT UP. KA-BOOM.
anyways redisgin over dont repost xoxo
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evaiskindaweird · 1 year
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HE'S SO UGLY AUGH
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victory-cookies · 2 years
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went to build a bear yesterday, built a frog and gave him a little vest and bowtie
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mishapen-dear · 7 months
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i'm having bbh withdrawls
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sinuswave · 8 months
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Who's ready for a weird doll- eh I mean poll! I spent a few hours obsessively searching Austria's flea market app for porcelain clown dolls and (drumroll) this is my selection!
I would love to draw them but can't decide which one to start with. Soooo ... choose your fighter!!
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The wonderful names have been provided by my dear friend @coffeeandkismet over on Instagram and twitter. They write beautiful stories (in German) and are a lovely bean!
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sidras-tak · 4 months
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Reporting this to the unaware masses lmao: Thailand released the first episode of a moderately-highly-anticipated BL today, about professional racers, and revealed (with absolutely zero hint of it in any trailers and marketing) that it is set in the omegaverse. And the main relationship is Alpha/Alpha.
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literaticat · 14 days
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Hi Jenn. Believe it or not, but I've thought of another pen name question that hasn't been asked. Before you explode, though (joke), it's not really a pen name question, more of a contract question. Anyway, I submitted to a small publisher via my pen name but also had my real name (with initials) on the manuscript. So they know my real name. But they've sent me back the contract with my pen name on it and refer to me as my pen name. Is this legal to have it on the contract? Should I add my real name to the contract before I sign it - and will initials do or does it have to be every name spelled out? E.g. let's say my penname is Loreen Sparklypants and my real name is Laura Sparkle or L.E. Sparkle. The publisher keeps saying Dear Loreen to me and put Loreen Sparklypants on the contract. Should I add L.E. Sparkle before that and put the pen name in brackets? Or do I need to add Laura Elaine Sparkle? Sorry for the confusing question. I could ask the publisher some of this but wanted to run it by you first. Thank you xx
The contract should have your legal name (like what's on your taxes or bank account).
SO: In the preamble of the contract it should say "this contract between so-and-so publisher and Laura Elaine Sparkle (writing as Loreen Sparklepants)" yadda yadda -- then the name under the sig should be Laura Elaine Sparkle and you sign your real signature.
Just tell them, hey, my legal name is Laura Elaine Sparkle, I think the contract should reflect that, can we change this? And they will fix it.
(FWIW, I don't think it really matters if you use your middle name, if you don't normally -- like, my bank accounts and whatnot are just Jennifer Laughran, I don't use my middle name in the normal course of business, so it's fine to not have my full name. But if it did have my full name, whatever, that'd be fine too. If you usually use Laura Sparkle or L.E. Sparkle, that's what's on your bank account, that's fine. The point of all this is, when they cut you a check or a 1099, it will be made out to YOU, a person who can deposit that check in a bank account of the same name and do their taxes with that 1099.)
(Meanwhile, if you prefer to be called Laura in normal correspondence, maybe tell them that, too! If you don't mind Dear Loreen, that's fine, but also, that's not your name so... your call on that one!)
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john-bracket · 1 year
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Also, johnpaganda!
He’s a rule-breaking anti-authoritarian bad boy but also the leader of a military expedition in another galaxy. He’s bad at talking about feelings. He’s a war criminal. He’s a super special sparklepants with the same gene as a deceased alien race. He gets to star in his own version of Die Hard. He races toy cars with the chief science officer. He is meant to be this suave Kirk-like character but is also claimed by the fandom asexuals. He is so so awkward. His laugh has been described as ‘like a donkey getting kicked’. He knew he was in a fake universe because his superiors were being nice to him. He flies planes and spaceships. He gets to hold a baby in one episode WHILE flying a spaceship. He likes living in Antarctica. He’s totally in love with the aforementioned CSO. He’s a jerk and a sweetheart. He has terrible terrible plans. He likes ferris wheels and things that go faster than 200 miles an hour.
✨ He’s John Sheppard from stargate atlantis! ✨
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unamusedcyclone · 2 months
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A lot of my issues with fandom started in the Bush administration at the hands of fans mooning over the old days. It's incredibly weird to see anyone miss it.
I know why. It seemed more benign in those days because no one had a direct connection to creators, but... it was an openly misogynistic hell. Now they hide under phrases like "She's too good for him!!" or "She's too strong!!" but that's at least better than "She's in the way of my yaoi! KILL HER!" (The latter are still around, I've seen them, but imagine when those assholes were a good chunk of fandom.)
And the Sue hunters. And the fans that would, in the narrative, distance themselves from Mary Sues by going "Hahaha! I'm not like THEM! Please don't hurt me!" I'd rather support Princess Sparklepants and her fifty boyfriends over your groveling ass, even though I sympathize with the deep fear of the social consequences of writing a Mary Sue. (Still not an excuse to throw them under the bus.)
And that's the misogyny I remember. The racism in my experience was mostly of the unspoken good minority vs bad minority kind, but I absolutely believe it was even worse back then. (And it's still bad!)
This isn't supposed to be "your nostalgia is problematic" thing. The culture of fear in fandom is horrible now, but it has been there. It just seems to have metastasized.
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daejahblu · 1 year
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Me elf name
So my elf name is either Eddie sparklepants Or Dainty sparklepants, I'm thinking Eddie sparklepants what about you?
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