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Description: Tiktok from user xenontf stitching a conservative. The conservative says "When archaeologists dig up human remains from a thousand years ago, they're always either male or female." The cool guy says "Well at least they didn't dig up... Freddy Fazbear because if they dug up Freddy-Freddy Fivebears, it would- it would be the endoskeleton which I don't know if it's male or female but it's an endoskeleton and-and then he become Freddy Fivebears and he have his friends Chica- Chica the kitchen, Bonnie the- Bunny the bonnie, Foxy the fox pirate rawr and Purple Guy would probably come because he built them but he also killed them because they're actually kids inside of Freddy Fivebears and Purple Guy was evil but he did it because his daughter was like dead or something because this other guy Henry was like "Hi I'm Henry" and- but- but Willem Afton killed Henry daughter so he can- he can have the animatronic juice which is called remnant which you put in Freddy Fivebear because then he becomes alive so he try to put- put robots in his daughter-"
Being afraid of the dark is so stupid. Like I’ll spend hours trying to find a horror movie that’s actually scary and still be a little bored but the moment I turn the lights out freddy fazbear is coming to take my balls
what if you opened a successful restaurant chain but then your business partner wouldnt stop murdering children((IN THE RESTAURANT EVEN come on man)) i woud be soo mad. how im i going to pay my bills willaim. nobodys gonna come here now you bastard. this post is about fnaf
being paranoid is honest to god so embarrassing like "ohhhh i cant sleep bc theres shadow people in my hallway trying to break into my room" grow the fuck up dude
Description: Tiktok from user xenontf. On the right is a cat in a bat costume. The guy on the left says "Aw what a cute cat! It would be crazy if that cat could like do the whip or something but there's no shot, cats can not do the w-" The cat does the whip, making the guy turn into Freddy Fazbear.