#found these in my drafts

[grahamdollton]

#found these in my drafts #the stickup #the stickup 2002 #james spader #he's fine don't worry about him i'm taking good care of him. #the veins in the first one......... #I ♥️ Neck #blood

[aka-indulgence]

Had a dream

Monster: what do I have to do to kiss you

Me: um..... *gives him improbable task* there's no way he's gonna-

Monster: bet. *proceeds to do task while checking on me and telling me to get ready for that kiss*

Me: 😳

#FOUND THESE IN MY DRAFTS #WHY DIDNT I POST IT DHJCCNDJ #dream talk

[goatseb]

The prettiest curls

#found these in my drafts #the curls are SO pretty. wow. #the way his hair naturally folds like a crown... yeah #hungarian gp 2022 #sebastian vettel #am seb

[kieumy-archive]

[x]

#louis tomlinson #tomlinsonedits #dailytomlinson #hlcreators #hlupdate #hljournal #userjake #tuserhidden #myedit #found these in my drafts #he is so #sun tag

[arthurs-flower-jar]

#found these in my drafts #lenny summers #afj.jpg #rdr2 #rdr2 photomode #lenny

[gen-incorrect]

#genlock #gen:lock #genIncorrect #found these in my drafts #why did i never post these

[faerieconsort]

#found these in my drafts #why didnt i post these shsjdnfn #mine #me #moon sighting #selfie tag

[inspired-oneironaut]

Some screenshots of one of my CoH supergroup bases.

#found these in my drafts #makes me miss 2019-20 #city of heroes #homecoming #my base #supergroup base

[princeshilo]

sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

#found this beautiful gem in my drafts and couldnt let her go to waste #frog rambles #idk whay this is about. or if its anything. but i think its funny

[katabasiss]

do you guys think jesus, the son of a carpenter, smelt the wood of the cross & temporarily thought of home

#omg found this in my drafts from nov but like. for real

[krafterwrites]

Yo mama so inactive she deactivated

#I found this in my drafts and I have no idea why it was here #Krafter Talks

[ducktollers]

if you or a loved one has been diagnosed with. Captivated by a man with big sparkly brown eyes and slutty hands and a pretty waist you may be entitled to financial compensation

#if u write the word BLUE anywhere on this post u will not see the gates of heaven #found in my drafts #guys its dark and scary in there. #[redacted] #x

[professionalowl]

so. um. the good news is we found your boyfriend. the bad news is that, well, we sort of…dug him up…in the middle of a car park. in leicester (buckley et al. 2013). leicester, yeah. sorry. they demolished the friary he was hastily interred in when henry viii dissolved all the monasteries. you know how it is. and as it turns out, well, shakespeare was…sort of right about him. scoliosis, yeah, sorry (appleby et al. 2014). if it makes you feel any better we analysed his bones and it turns out he had a pretty high-protein diet before he died (lamb et al. 2014). and he drank so much wine that it changed their chemical composition, which we didn't know could actually happen before we analysed him (lamb et al. 2014), so he was having a good time, at least. 

BIBLIOGRAPHY

Appleby, J., Mitchell, P.D., Robinson, C., Brough, A., Rutty, G., and Morgan, B. (2014). The scoliosis of Richard III, last Plantagenet King of England: diagnosis and clinical significance. Lancet 383, 1944. 

Buckley, R., Morris, M., Appleby, J., King, T., O’Sullivan, D., and Foxhall, L. (2013). ‘The king in the car park’: new light on the death and burial of Richard III in the Grey Friars church, Leicester, in 1485. Antiquity 87, pp. 519-538. 

Lamb, A.L., Evans, J.E., Buckley, R., and Appleby, J. (2014). Multi-isotope analysis demonstrates significant lifestyle changes in King Richard III. Journal of Archaeological Science 50, pp. 559-565.

#found this in my drafts thought it was still funny #archposting #richard III #archaeology #alevelposting #<- contains tudors memes #i've actually met one of the cited authors here they were very cool. we weren't talking about riii though (iron age greece)

[annabelle--cane]

national identities were a hoax invented by Big Nineteenth Century to sell more fascism

#marina marvels at life #found this in my drafts

[posallys]

percy when someone asks who's the head councilor of the poseidon cabin

#HELLO I JUST FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS IM LITERALLY FUCKING SOBBING #pjo #percy jackson

[faustandfurious]

Basic rules for analysing fiction, an incomprehensive list jotted down in a hurry:

The protagonist isn’t always right

The protagonist isn’t always good

The protagonist isn’t always written to be relatable or likeable

The narrator isn’t always right

The narrator isn’t always good

The narrator isn’t always telling the truth

The narrator isn’t always the author

The protagonist’s moral compass, the narrator’s moral compass and the author’s moral compass are three entirely different things that only occasionally overlap

Pay attention to what characters do and not just what they say

Pay special attention when what the characters do is at odds with what they say

A lot of the time the curtains are blue for a reason. If they aren’t, you should read better books

#i'm clearing out my drafts and found this sitting there #faust.doc #this sure has become one of my absolute worst viral posts in how much brainrot people put in the replies