#footballs coming home

[ginerva-mollyweasley]

i swear today fucking stressful- eng vs denmark in the morning, ashes t5 day2 AND eng vs barbados in the evening

but we slayed every single fucking one (well the football was hard to watch after walsh’s injury - but eng vs barbados was literally heaven - WE HIT 90)

#england #england women #footballs coming home #fifa 23 #2023 world cup #lionesses #england roses #england netball #netball #sa2023 #cricket rpf #ashes cricket #joe root #ben stokes #stuart broad #jimmy anderson #mark wood #chris woakes #keira walsh #lauren james #eleanor cardwell #geva mentor

[movies-tv-casualshit0745]

*English media and public lose their mind over beating Iran 6-2 in their World Cup opener*

Me:

I’m English myself and even I think the overhype is ridiculous

#daemon targaryen #world cup #england #football #house of the dragon #house of the dragon gifs #hotd #hotd gifs #matt smith #matt smith gifs #its coming home #footballs coming home

[thedroppedsausage]

Thought I'd post the full version

Come on Morocco!

#World cup 2022 #Morocco #Footballs coming home #Home to Morocco that is!

[yourekillingpeopletodeath]

I can’t actually watch the game so I’m going on updates online, but it seems the boys are smashing it already and it’s only half time?!

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁

#world cup 2022 #it’s coming home #footballs coming home #england football team #the lions

[kingkatsuki]

Bakugou coming home exhausted from night patrol, but he promised his little daughter that he’d take her to her ballet class so he wakes her up and gets her ready even though he’s exhausted🥺 and he stays the entire class too. Watching from the side as she dances around, and gives him little waves every so often because she wants to make him proud.

#he ends up coming home and falling asleep on the couch #or any sports tbh #he can take her to football or tennis idk #just cute daddy Bakugou moments sigh

[leoqq]

footballers (mostly lfc) as random msgs !

enjoy bbs c8s;; 🫶🏽

(dt; as always @4nzo, @b8au 🫶🏽) lmk if yall want more in my box ;;

#footy.core #football #jude bellingham #trent alexander arnold #erling haaland #pep guardiola #andrew robertson #virgil van dijk #kostas tsimikas #thiago alcantara #harvey elliott #fabio carvalho #(come home fab pls..) #liverpool fc #lfc #man city #manchester city #real madrid #ish #im clickbaiting the fuck out of these tags #sorry?? #andy robertson #*p #@ #*mine #*shitpost #shitpost #eepyposting #*

[twinge-of-cosmicangst]

England vs USA ending in 0-0 means that the game can no longer be called either football or soccer but instead it’s soccball.

#soccballs coming home doesn’t have the same ring to it #World Cup #football #soccer #england vs usa

[brasiliangp]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTIAN PULISIC ♥

b. September 18, 1998 | Hershey, Pennsylvania

(insp.)

#birthday posts aren't my strong suit and I need to go to bed soooo #anyway happy birthday baby come home the children miss u x #christian pulisic #football #*edits

[sudaca-swag]

the golden trifecta of South America

#this shit better stay like this!!!!! #im sorry what did europe had to say about football coming home? i cant hear you all accross from our huge dicks #latine tag

[cementcornfield]

help i've imagined them being friends as kids and now i'm dealing with so many emotions 😭

#ja'marr chase #joe burrow #just two little rascals getting into trouble!! #so many neighbors' windows broken by footballs! #coming home all bruised up after practicing ufc moves turn into all out brawls #ja'marr's other friends may have made fun of him for reading but joe wouldn't #they'd go to the library together :') #don't mind me i'm just feeling very soft tonight apparently!

[tobebbanburg]

It’s blorbo projection hours, and today I’m saying that Colin chose to be a left winger because of Gary Speed. Speed was predominantly a left winger, and would probably have been captain of the Welsh national team when Colin was just getting into football as a little kid. Wales unfortunately weren’t making any waves on an international scale, but Gary Speed would have played in the Premier League all through Colin being in primary school, and at one point held the record for most premier league appearances (and even had a song written about him in Norway… that’s how you know you’ve made it).

After he stopped playing Speed put a lot of work into improving Welsh football, to the extent that he’s often credited with setting into motion the changing fortunes that saw Wales qualify for the last world cup. He was an inspiration on and off the pitch, and totally would have been someone Colin would have idolised as a kid.

Oh and what did one of Speed’s former teammates attribute Wales’ recent success to? “Belief”. Belief that started with Gary Speed, and that a young Colin Hughes would have felt as he dreamt of a future as a footballer.

#yeah maybe I just spent half an hour searching for my childhood poster of Gary Speed #what of it #colin hughes #ted lasso #meta #but mostly blorbo projection hours #det fins bare én Gary Speed #I know football is the least cared about part of ted lasso lmao #but im back home for the week and surrounded by all this evidence that I was Such A Football Kid #and Im feeling #oh Im feeling #but its mostly hilarious all these childhood photos of me are me in head to toe football kit #I did summer camps and everything and now #now I could not kick a ball to a target if you paid me #thank you for coming to my personal ted talk on my childhood obsession

[mousewithpinkshoes]

me for the next 12 months...

#ok im done #but not really ill be back later #gotta go watch the football now bc its coming home #mouse is talking shit again #garvez #criminal minds #garvez nation

[antifainternational]

#antifa #priti patel #football is coming home #antifascist #your borders kill #no borders #refugees welcome #antifascism

[torch-the-throne]

So many gorners (Gordon corners) this weekend

#brought to you by my partner going #please never use that contraction again #anyways 16 corners to 3 sure was something #anthony gordon #im coming home newcastle #football

[avedoodles]

pitcher fang ⚾️💫

#brawl stars #brawl stars fang #brawl stars fanart #brawl stars art #ok guys im gonna be honest i dont actually like this skin that much #in a vacuum its a very nice skin if a bit basic #(and overpriced... it should be 79 gems not 149 but i digress) #and i like how it looks! the colours for both variants are nice. its a nice uniform. #but like. the fact that its a skin for fang irks me #because like.... his whole schtick is using his feet wherever possible #and pitching in baseball is. not something u do with feet. #dont even get me started on that dumbass caption they put on the announcement post bro #“kick a home run” shut up. thats not how baseball works. #idk why they couldnt just give fang a football skin ???? like ?????? #(or soccer for any americans reading this) #this is one of the only sports skins where its not for football #and they decide to give it. to the guy. whos entire gimmick is using his feet. #LIKE COME ON!!!!!!! #the pitcher doesnt even like. run or anything. like bro #i get why they didnt give him a batter skin cuz obviously that would just be a bibi skin and it wouldnt make sense for fang #BUT NEITHER DOES A PITCHER SKIN!!!!!! #just like. idk. this is stupid #im gonna stop ranting cuz i know it aint that deep #if u like pitcher fang dont let my rambling stop u #i wouldnt have drawn him if i didnt at least think he looked good #but then again hes fang and he always looks good. so

[fodenswhore]

How i think the England NT players would behave when helping their child with homework:

masterlist

jack grealish

okay, so jack would definitely be just as confused as his child - if not more confused (there’s not a lot of thought behind those eyes is there jacky?). 100% he would be the one trying not to cry at the kitchen table instead of his child. In the end, he’d simply tell his child that homework didn’t matter and neither did school and then they’d sneak off to go play footy in the garden.

jordan henderson

hendo is the type of dad that wouldn’t let his child leave the table unless their homework was completely finished. he’d be very patient and understanding if his child was confused and would certainly give his child lots of praise when they completed their work.

jordan pickford

although they’re both mackems (hehe like me) i’m going to go out on a limb and say that pickford would be the complete opposite of jordan henderson. he’d definitely be the type of dad that would get frustrated when his child doesn’t understand something. pickford would end up having to physically leave the room to calm himself down and no-one can tell me otherwise.

mason mount

definitely a very fun dad. would somehow turn homework into a fun activity so that his child would want to complete it. lots of praise and sweets when his child gets something right. if he didn’t understand any of the work he’d probably call his bestie dec rice so they could be confused together.

declan rice

dec would just stare at his child’s homework in confusion before eventually giving up. he’d definitely ask his partner to help their child and then sulk when he gets booted out the kitchen. after that, he’d probably call his bestie mason and complain.

ben chilwell

i reckon chilly’s behaviour would be a mixture of jordan henderson and mason mount. so basically when helping his child he takes it very seriously but also tries to make the experience fun and enjoyable. would definitely reward his child with a kick-about outside after they’re done.

john stones

john would definitely start off strong, he’d be very helpful and patient but in the end he would get bored and start distracting his child rather than helping them. he’d probably play music or dance around the kitchen like a prat and get told off.

kyle walker

basically john stones 2.0 except i don’t think kyle would even try to help with the homework. he’d probably just give his child a quick pep talk and then just distract them with jokes and funny faces when they actually tried to work.

harry kane

just your average dad™️. he’s always up for helping his child out with homework - in fact, i reckon he kinda enjoys it. dunno if he’d be the most helpful though, maybe in maths? definitely not in english.

harry maguire (slabhead)

hazza would definitely be another average dad™️. however, unlike harry kane he probably wouldn’t find enjoyment in helping his child with homework. and although he wouldn’t necessarily want to help his child, he would be great at doing so. he’d definitely be able to complete the work in five minutes if he wasn’t supposed to be helping his child actually learn.

phil foden

if i’m going to be completely honest, i don’t think his child would even ask him for help unless it was absolutely necessary. i feel like phil would be fine with maths and english homework but with science or history he’d definitely work himself into a right state of confusion.

trent alexander-arnold

trent - bless his heart - would definitely attempt to help his child with their homework. however, i strongly believe he would fail. like phil, he would be fine with maths (although he would get a little confused with algebra) however he’d be absolutely baffled when it came to english and science. he would struggle and push on before giving in and calling hendo to ask for help.

#football #england #england national team #england nt #england national football team #football england #its coming home #footballer #footballer imagine #footballer imagines #footy players #imagines #headcanon #headcanons #mason mount #phil foden #john stones #jack grealish #jordan henderson #jordan pickford #kyle walker #harry kane #declan rice #money mase #trent alexander arnold #harry maguire #ben chilwell