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kaldurcalm · 5 months
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Found a good pancake recipe. Thanks Arman Liew, I will be putting it here so I don't have to scroll past your essay every single time.
1 1/2 cups all purpose flour
1 1/2 tablespoons baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
3 tablespoons sugar
1 1/2 cups milk
3 tablespoons oil any neutral flavored oil
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I know this is, like, a basic cooking thing, but I have not cooked pancakes often enough to have it memorized so I look up a new recipe every time.
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No but why are they taking SO MUCH about food in the Magnus protocol
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gothicprep · 4 months
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Good afternoon, I’ve made flatbreads
going to put some caramelized onions, chicken, and toasted pine nuts on top of these later for dinner…
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doggirling · 1 year
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happy 30th birthday to this old blue fucker 🎉
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wikipediaofficial · 9 months
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skwonkk · 11 months
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WELCOME TO ALL-AMERICAN GROCERY STORE. WE HAVE
Marshmallow margarine
Dehydrated grits
Gummies shaped like children’s faces
Deep fried but you put it in the microwave instead
Balls™
Limited Edition Peanut Butter Strawberry Chocolate Rooty Tooty Fruity Roll
Matcha sugar plantain curry
Caramel foam
Sticky tooth-rottin’ supersweet puddin’
Baked flour
“Spicy” “Cheese” “Tacos”
Slop (small)
Slop (medium)
Slop (large)
Slop (extra large)
Premium Quality Chef’s Cake
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“Quick and easy meal-“ if it requires making bread, pasta or pastry we’re getting a divorce
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angeldear-dreamer · 2 years
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Crumbs Sugar Cookie Stimboard =^•^=
🧁Sources Pastebin🐭 (The center gif I made myself from the official Lalaloopsy YouTube ^-^!)
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xtevex · 1 year
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Salty! #lol #foodstuffs #seattle #uwajimaya #salty #tasteslikechicken (at Seattle, Washington) https://www.instagram.com/p/ClmlV_FPPoJ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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meggie-stardust · 2 years
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Top ten autumnal foods 💜
Ooohhhh great question. Hmmm.
In no particular order
Chili
Butternut squash soup
Pecan Pie
Stuffing/dressing
anything with caramel in it
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immaculatasknight · 1 month
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Is the EU the Fourth Reich in drag?
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gothicprep · 11 months
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I made very bougie looking vegan enchiladas yesterday
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doggirling · 1 year
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2 minutes left of may 18th. happy 4th birthday to my booboo brain disorder bat 🦇🎉
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woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:
vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)
which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.
luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.
why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.
vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.
then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.
which then require months of further specialized treatment.
the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage
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vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.
the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!
it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!
which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s
Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.
today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar
if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!
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in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!
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Let him cook [me, adding paprika and garlic to everything]
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