More Incorrect Quotes from FNAF!
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Andrew, having just lost his glasses: “KILL THE BUG!”
Cassidy: “...Brother. Dearest brother beloved. That is a gecko.”
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Elizabeth: “OH, WELL PARDON ME FOR MAKING MYSELF COMFORTABLE DURING A SINCERE HEART TO HEART DISCUSSION WITH A DEAR COMRADE IN NEED. BUT THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO CEASE STRADDLING THIS DEEPLY OFFENSIVE PIECE OF FURNITURE THAT HAS DEFIED ME SO BLASPHEMOUSLY!”
Elizabeth, chucking the chair out the window: “AWAY, AWAY! BEGONE WITH YE, YOU FOUR-LEGGED TEMPTRESS! DISTRACT US NO MORE WITH THE MOST PRIMORDIAL AND UTILITARIAN FORM OF COMFORT YOU DOTH SUPPLY TO ALL HUMANITY!”
William: “...Elizabeth just threw a tantrum about a chair.”
William: “I just won Elizabeth Tantrum Bingo.”
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Evan: “Gender roles are naught but a social ideal you fools bound to mortal flesh continue to worship and consequentially fuel. I’ve long since severed ties to such petty and trivial restrictions.”
Elizabeth: “...Is that why you’re wearing one of my tutus?”
Evan: “An oversimplification of the truth behind my actions. But yes.”
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Elizabeth: “How do you do these kinds of things so easily?”
Michael: “I’m fearless.”
William: “I saw you run from bees yesterday when I was trying to exterminate the hive in our front yard. You flailed around and tripped over a fire hydrant. It was both hysterical and pathetically sad to watch.”
Michael: “...I’m MOSTLY fearless.”
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((if the missing kids were reincarnated into the present era as close childhood friends)):
Gabriel: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Jeremy: >:O language
Susie: Yeah watch your fucking language
Fritz: OKAY WHO TAUGHT SUSIE THE FUCK WORD?
Cassidy: 'The fuck word'.
Charlie: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Susie: Oh my god she censored it
Cassidy: Say fuck, Charlie.
Susie: Do it, Charlie. Say fuck.
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Michael: “I am a creation of God to be feared.”
Michael: “I put the ‘sexy’ in my dyslexia, and nothing is hetero about me- not even my chromia.”
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Gregory to Vanessa out of genuine curiosity: “Oye, Michael, what happens if you press the breaks and the acceleration in the car at the same time?”
Freddy: “What- that’s extremely risky, please don't d-!”
Vanessa, jokingly: “The car takes a screenshot, I suppose.”
Freddy:
Vanessa:
Freddy: “...Let me call your therapist again.”
Gregory: "Yes, provided they had not been brutally slaughtered in a pool of their own mangled body like the last ones had been."
Freddy:
Gregory:
Freddy:
Gregory:
Freddy: "...I'm sorry- what?"
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Look, if Steel Weel is going to write robot versions of Elizabeth and BV/CC into the story, and that’s a big if, Michael should be the one creating them. The first time in the series that the concept of robot kids was introduced (TSE trilogy), the bots were made by grieving father to resemble his dead daughter. From everything we know about William, does it seem like he cares enough about his children to build robot replicas of them? Michael lost his entire family, and has (presumably) been alone for a long time. So, the idea of Michael trying to literally put his family "back together" after they’re been broken for so many years could actually work for the narrative. As the protagonist, it’s been his job is to fix what his father destroyed and William is responsible for destroying their family.
If we are getting robot replicas of the Afton kids, I will only accept this execution of the idea.
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I do got ghost child
And secondlife backdrop of his bedroom. Might help spread his canon name. Which doesn't even matter because we can use BV and CC as well. But if Norman Afton upsets you, then make AUs of your own. Scott Cawthon and Steel Wool Studios named FNaF 4 Bite Victim, as Norman.
Anyone with basic 3D knowledge of how this works, knows you can change the name. Information is out there, all of it free and easy to access. It's how we know Princess was named Cassidy. All of us are using Umodel, FREE like Blender is. A 3D editing program.
Top of which, Scott, you know the creator of Five Nights at Freddy's that named the child Norman, makes AUs of his own franchise. It's called having fun. Some of you might benefit from it, and enjoy free content.
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