#find my lost phone

[inkskinned]

i know people are good because of this: the universe often assigns me side quests. in a circular strangeness; despite my inability to locate my-own-anything, i am almost-always finding someone else's lost things. dogs, coats, phones, cash, laptops. it happens so often it's almost tiring; suddenly being looped into a tiny amount of detective work.

but when i'm with other people who are not used to this: the response is almost invariably delight. yes, maybe they are simply thrilled by the mystery. it's just... they light up so much. i think maybe more... i think they like the opportunity to do something kind.

a few weeks ago, i was at a bar and i found a wallet as soon as we stepped outside. i felt nervous to ask for help, worried i would be holding up the night. i picked it up and said go on without me, i should help this get back to its home.

instead, three people pulled out their phones - to find him on facebook, to help cancel his credit cards. two people went back into the bar to tell the bartender, two others went calling down the street. group texts, facebook posts, instagram stories. people, without even seeing what happened, start offering help to me. fifteen minutes and: someone knows someone who knows the guy. the cheer that went up - just for finding him, just for this small thing. someone gets him on the phone. strangers dance around me, hopping on their feet - are you the girl that found that wallet? good for you, that's a good thing you're doing/same thing happened to me and somebody did what you're doing and i thank god everyday for people like you/i can't believe you found him so fast this is so exciting

i gave it back to him in a parking lot. i watched his shoulders sag with relief. there was cash in it still - he checked the pocket, and then sheepishly held the money out to me. i didn't take it. i held up my hands. "it's no problem, man. i know you'd do the same for me."

i don't know him, to be honest. i don't know if he is the same kind of person i am. but he nodded at me.

and i know people are good. i know people are good, because the way this story ends isn't surprising. we wave goodbye awkwardly. my friend loops their arm around me.

"i can't believe we got it back to him," they said. "i'm going to be riding that high for weeks."

#i lost my wallet in disney world once #and really thought i had beefed it bc i was 19 and alone #and a woman got it back to me within an hour #just like . a mom #i have no idea how she got my number or info #and i do think that since then karmatically god has been like. #ur about to be the same person in someone else's life #btw i like the side quests but they never happen at a good time #once saved 2 lost dogs while on the way to the airport. i already had my 70 pound dog in the back of my car #and had to chase 2 dogs down the street to wrastle into my passenger seat #(she ended up writing me the fucking nicest thank you card and sending me WAY #W A Y too much in target bucks as a thank-you) #i went 2 go see batman the other night and legit like. had already been running late #to go see a friend #and instead was like. sorry i have to step outside and use this person's phone to see if i can find them #i once found 250 dollars in cash lol #MEANWHILE IN MY PRIVATE LIFE #I LOSE FUCKING EVERYTHING #adhd will be like #: thou art so observant that it is distracting : #: BUT not observant towards items that are not novel to you : #: die mad about it : #: so it is written. so it must be : #: no nobody saw where you put the fucking car keys :

[taibhsearachd]

“Why am I so tired?” I keep asking myself, as if my doctor hasn’t been holding my “have a functional human body” drugs hostage for upwards of a month now.

I’m going to fucking cry. I just want to write, and clean my house, and walk my dogs, and instead I am stuck on my couch or in my bed, bone-deep exhausted and brainfoggy, sleeping badly for 12+ hours a day, while repeated calls to said doctor go unanswered.

#personal post #disability #chronic illness #I want to reiterate that these are not hard to find or restricted drugs #they are literally dirt cheap thyroid meds #but my doctor wants a blood test before they’ll give me more #and yet has not scheduled that blood test #and will not respond to phone calls asking why the fuck #it’s so bad that if I were working I would 100% have lost my job by now due to symptoms #but why would that matter

[wawataka]

literally hate drawing traditional what do you MEAN these were made just a month apart

#i NEED a tablet or fucking something #cuz i like my digital style. BUT I DRAW DIGITALLY WITH MY FINGER #I CAN’T RELY ON MY FUCKING FINGER #THATS NOT GOOD #i had a tablet too which is awful but 1) it was only compatible with my samsung phone like 4 years ago and #2) i fucking lost it so i can’t even tell if it’d be compatible with my chromebook #im gonna tear this house brick from br. or well. drywall from drywall to find it #the tablet was a gift #i’m not gonna have my friend spend a tablet that i used for five months and then never again #cnp rants #anyway. #i’m not even gonna use my art tag this doesn’t deserve it

[p0rk-guts]

im giving u a challenge, stick

draw ghost from cod 👹👹👹👹

or if not, martin blackwood because i love him :3

You get both bc ily! ^ v ^

#finnally felt like finishing these #the ghost sketch i started ages ago but i was just. i was stuck on his OVERCOMPLICATED CLOTHES #LIKE WTF HE GOT ON??? #didn't help that i couldn't find any good references (especially for that damn tattoo lol I gave up) #then my phone broke and i lost the file #but against all odds. i finished it! #(Martin i just doodled in the last 10 minutes tho lol) #he's laughing bc Jon just told the funniest joke (lie. it was awful) #OH . also Ghost uhm #I've never drawn a gun before i think so you have to be nice to me about its lumpiness xoxo #my art #digital art #drawing requests #asks #sergeant102105 #call of duty #cod #ghost cod #the magnus archives #tma #martin blackwood

[crispyliza]

You've heard of mansplaining, now get ready for: dadsplaining!

Example: you're filling out paperwork and your dad sits next to you and tells you the answers to questions like: what is your name and last name (he also helps you spell it), when is your birthday, when did you graduate high scool etc.

#this actually happened tk my sister a few years back #she lost her ID card and had to go to the police station early in the morning to aply for a new one #my dad woke me up in like 7 am to go with them in case they needed help with tech stuff (finding the necessary forms online) #he ended up figuring it out by himself and he was very proud #and then went to help out my sister with the paperwork and did what i described above #it reminded me of how captain holt in b99 always informed his husband of his full name when they talked on the phone #and when they were making reservations and holt told kevin how to spell his name #anyways afterwards my dad went to buy coffee and a tiropita as a thank you for the officer thay helped us and fought with my sister #bc she didn't want to bring them to the officer #before he bought the stuff he asked us if we wanted anything and i asked for an iced tea which he forgot :( #so not only was my presence useless i also didn't get anything out if it #but seeing my dad and sister fill out paperwork was pretty funny and i will forever cherish that memory #shitpost #text #crispy talks

[ab--n]

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Something for @george228732

#ab--n art #kirby #other ocs #kirby au #since my phone is lost pixel art is the only thing i can do #so while i find it have drawings of your ocs in the meantime

[skinreflectsthesun]

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#this morning was a cluster fuck #beba has a fever #so he isn’t feeling good and have been monitoring him closely since yesterday #and so I had to get him in to see a doctor #well my doctor is out of town #so the other doctors in her office are available but I was told it’s first come first serve #so I had to call in this morning at 645 right when the office team logged on to see about getting him scheduled today #the office staff told me to do that to ensure I get him in to be seen #so I did that #and prior to that I fed him at like 4 and he puked on me #so I had to squeeze in a shower this morning that I didn’t have time for #then I had to grab his laundry out of the drier before I left because he had no clean clothes #and in the process of doing that I lost my phone #so I’m scrambling around the house trying to find it #only to find it IN THE LAUNDRY basket #and then I was rushing to get to work #almost made it on time too if traffic wasn’t so bad #and then I get to work and realize that the baby car seat is in MY CAR #😐😐😐😐😐😐 #my husband figured it out #but my god I am so beyond over today already like fuck this

[frostwork]

I just think they’d grow up and be gay

#frostart #pokemom scarlet #pokemon sv #arven pokemon #arven x oc #frostpost #heals my inner child with pokemon but gay #cringe free man these baby gays flourish #trainer that loves to eat but can only make crimes against god #and his only male friend who loves to cook and keeps making sandwiches for him and his weird dog #meme redraw that took entirely too much time #because i lost my tablet pen 2 weeks ago and still cant find it #persisted by finger drawing on phone which hm bad #these are my children i want them to flourish

[rootbeerfloats]

guess who dropped their phone into a bucket of sanitizer while trying to clean tables at work and it subsequently became unresponsive and stopped working . ☝ this guy

#speaking #it was a shitty phone anyways so im not even sad but itssuch a funny way to go HOW did i do that #all of my phones have been broken/lost in bizzare ways its so funny #first one was a nokia i had in 5th grade: it kept endlessly ringing while i was at a friends house and to fix it she tried to PRY IT OPEN #WITH A KNIFE which just make it worse #second one was in freshman year of highschool: i accidentally threw it away during lunch and the dean my mom and i spent two hours after #school looking through trash bags to find it #and now the sanitizer incident. i wonder how my next one will go

[squishdraws]

no i will post this actually

#jerma reveal #okayyy less go #squishart #digital art #awaaaaa get ready #selfship #WOOO !!!! #f/o #that's apparently a tag #mnot doing genshin #i spent so long on the details . everything is true to life . necklace rings phone . hair of course #oh also i physically have the matching rings . you can't really tell they're matching you just have to believe me #this is the butchers' table i trademarked in my conversations . girl help my organs are on display #the thing about being autistic and unemployed is that i am now insufferable . having too much time on my hands let me find poetry & mitski #dont get me started on ethel cain #anyway ive lost my mind over the span of two years . enjoy !

[orphyd]

Night 3 in a row of of very stress inducing dreams…call me Ebenezer Scrooge fr

#first one i lost my phone and very worried about never finding it again #second one was about me about to be fired from my job bc of something very insignificant #tonight’s was a brutal fight with my mother that ended in us going no contact #what is the universe trying to tell me #nia.txt

[shpadoinkle-day]

I'm pretty much done (for now at least) with my list of matt and trey notable lost media that I promised I would do. Please note that it's far from all of them, and I absolutely could not have done this without the constant help of everyone in this fandom confirming what is or isn't lost and allowing me to learn along the way.

So ermm enjoy!! I put as much information as possible, hopefully this is useful for whoever wants to know more... I'll try to keep it updated and add more if I learn of more.

#trey parker #matt stone #lost media #i distinctly remember from a fansite some1 saying they bought the immature tape from ebay but it was incomplete (????) i cannot find that- #now. so i cant add it in the list... but if i do find it or if its sent to me i will add it but like idk maybe my mind is playing tricks #mattrey music lost media? it's possible. i dont know enough about it. :(( #i mean im sure theres 47284 more this ISNT MEANT TO BE ALL OF THEM bc i literally do not know all of them #i dont count robert redford as lost media cuz we do have full audio but sure wish we had a soundboard ahaheheh...... sigh #does the unreleased trey song from orgazmo count as lost media? lol #you do need to open the link from a computer or use chrome on the phone tho bc the tumblr app doesnt let u access Pages umm

[13eyond13]

went to hunt for my lost phone and found my OLD lost phone that I bought the current lost phone to replace hahahaha

#just adhd things 🙃 #like i went a month without a phone at all this summer and NOW i find it #just wedged under my passenger car seat where i def def def looked before #i found the new lost one too eventually but i just couldnt for a minute there #god i missed this old phone because i could ACTUALLY plug headphones into it #unlike SOME newer phones i know... #p

[lioncircus]

CAN I PLEASE STOP GETTING PUT IN THE BLENDER FOR 1 SECOND

#lionclowning #google said clinic was open. IT WAS CLOSED. TAXI DROVE OFF. #got lost and cried. found the station again. asked if theres a police station nearby to ask them for help finding nearby medical care #NOBODY WAS AT THE POLICE STATION just a phone and i have phone anxiety #so i started walking in circles with my cane in pain and cried a lot #and then back to the station and the train worker told me to go to the emergency hospital #so now im in the waiting room

[sinister-art]

After some trial and error, I have finally finished Leo's patronus from @alycornz and @morning-sun-brah's rotTMNT/Harry Potter crossover! Link to the fic under the cut, please go check out their fic! I promise you, it is SO worth it.

Leo's patronus is a wolf, and I decided to give that flair of purple because you can't have Leo popping up without Donnie somewhere in the mix. Enjoy!

Their amazing fic:

#until i reach you again #harry potter crossover #rottmnt crossover #it took me forever to make this bc i LOST IT WHEN MY OLD PHONE GAVE UP ON ME #but I digress #tis done now! #i had the base done for a while #it was the background that fucked with me #it was either too little or too much #and i was like... #“Leo is best of both worlds” #he's also a trip and a half #and i had to reflect that #ANYWHORE #Plz read the fic it is actually amazing #also #aly and acornz i hope you know I'm absolutely drawing that dragon scene #but in what way? #you'll find out soon enough >:) #rottmnt #rottmnt leo

[benicebefunny]

Burning Man has been rained out and Jimmy Buffet is dead.

Please spare a thought for the white boomers.

#burning dad #my dad just texted me from burning man saying that the roads in and out are closed #all events are cancelled and people are told to stay in their campsites until the playa dries out #it has been a rough first year at sleepaway camp for my dad #he lost (and then found) his phone yesterday #he wasn't allowed into the campsite early due to rains #and now this #i haven't had the heart to tell him about jimmy buffet #he isn't a parrothead but i can only assume he bears some bizarre affection for the man #i fear the news may break him #(to be clear i find this all very funny #he went to cosplay homelessness in the middle of the desert #forgetting how poorly actual homelessness worked out for his own father #let's not tempt fate here pops)