#fc Richmond

[military-newsboys]

Rebbeca, to a new Player: I'm going to show you what kind of people you'll be working with

Rebbeca: the floor is lava!

*Colin helps Ted up on a desk*

*Roy pushes Jamie off a desk*

Rebbeca: as you can see, there are two types of people

#incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #rebbeca ted lasso #roy kent #jamie tartt #colin hughes #fc richmond

[221b-sociopath-street]

#ted lasso for dummies

01×01 Pilot

00:00:56 'But it's Hockney!'*

*David Hockney is one of the most influential British artists 🎨 of XX century. Known by his contribution to the pop art movement of the 60's.

As cliche as it is, the work of art that Rebecca and Higgins refers to is called 'Football Player'. And in real life it was sold for £22,500.

00:02:20 'Liam and Noel. Though, perhaps not an Oasis.'*

*It is impossible to imagine Britain and its culture without one of the biggest and most acclaimed bands of the 90's. Oasis is a quintessence of most hated and beloved band. Alcohol, drugs, canceled gigs, bad press, accusations of imitating the work of other musicians, rivalry between brothers and the boundless love of the fans - it's all about Oasis. So, maybe comparison made by Rebecca between George Cartrick's testicles and Liam/Noel Gallagher of Oasis is a pointer to beef (rivalry) history of latter.

00:04:04 'Jack Kerouac. The Dharma Bums'*

*The Dharma Bums is a 1958 novel by Beat Generation author Jack Kerouac. Description of mountain climbing, cycling, hitchhiking, poetry readings, jazz drunk parties is done through the prism of Buddhism. So maybe it makes sense: Ted and his philosophy of life and work?!

00:06:58 'Okay. That's Tower Bridge. Right. Not the London Bridge, because this one is still up'.

*For me as a foreigner it's a bit confusing?! Is it a reference to Operation London Bridge - the funeral plan for Queen Elizabeth II created in 60's, where the phrase 'London Bridge is down' is like signal of Queen's death to the PM and others, setting the plan into motion? Or is it like some touristy stuff?

00:08:39 'Y'all got Nathan's hot dogs 🌭 here?'*

* An American company that operates a chain of fast-food restaurant's  specializing in hot dogs. There are some restaurants in GB, but Nates lack of knowledge about them msybe suggests their unpopularity.

00:13:22 'Trent Crimm, The Independent.'*

* The Independent during 1986-2016 British print newspaper, nowadays - online newspaper. And it is owned by representative of the terrorist country and ex kgb agent 😵

00:18:57 'Wales. Is that another country?'*

*Yeap, Wales is a country (with it's own capital Cardiff) that is a part of another country - 🇬🇧 . Besides it UK consists of: England, Scotland and Northern Ireland.

00:19:03 'It's kinda like America these days.'*

*Perhaps Ted is equating the countries within the UK to states in America OR is taking about sovereign states and dependent territories in the Americas(such as Canada, Brazil, Cuba and other)?!

00:19:25 'And am I getting notes of Axe body spray?'*

*If you are a man and you forget your body spray while traveling from the USA to GB, remember: AXE=LYNX 🤣

00:20:07 'Last time I saw eyes that cold, they were going head-to-head with Roy Scheider. Jaws? No, All that jazz.'

* Jaws and All That Jazz are among seven Scheider movies that are considered classics. And it's all known fact that he was really great performer, who knew how to hold the audience's attention both in the role of a shark-hunting sheriff and in the role of theater director/choreographer who was alcoholic, a driven workaholic and a womanizer .

00:22:29 'Never thought it would end being coached by Ronald fucking McDonald'*

*Ronald McDonald is a mascot of the McDonald's fast-food restaurant chain. 

I remember my first time at McDonald's and that creepy as fuck statue of clown, thank fucking God he is not around anymore in UA restaurants.

00:24:48 'Well, I hope you never run into Biz Markie.'*

*We share your sentiment Ted. It is really bad. Biz Markie, was an American rapper and singer. Sometimes was referred to as the "Clown Prince of Hip Hop". Fellas, it is all we need to know.

Part 2

#Spotify #ted lasso for dummies #ted lasso apple tv #ted lasso #coach beard #coach lasso #roy kent #keeley jones #jamie tartt do do do do do da do #jamie tartt #rebecca welton #leslie higgins #fc Richmond #richmond till we die

[gnnosis]

anyone else feeling real split on how the finale’s gonna go

#ted lasso fam how we doin #personally: bad #this came to me in a vision #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso #ted lasso meta #tedlassoedit #tedbecca #tedtrent #tedependent #trent crimm #ted lasso finale #ted lasso 3x12 #ted lasso season three spoilers #theodore lasso #richmond til we die #afc richmond #richmond fc

[destielcowboy]

#ted lasso #ted lasso memes #memes #trent crimm #rupert mannion #colin hughes #nate shelley #isaac mcadoo #afc richmond #richmond fc

[shippity-ipity]

I am definitely not in the midst of finishing up a 11k+ Tedtrent fanfic that was supposed to be a 5 + 1 one shot because that would be utterly ridiculous.

EDIT: first chapter is up (https://archiveofourown.org/works/48263842/chapters/121718671)

#highly theoretical situation of course #tedtrent #bi ted lasso #ted lasso #tedependent #richmond fc #trent crimm

[flashyourgreeneyesatme]

Paris - A miniseries Jamie Tartt x F/Reader

Hi, babies I was inspired to write this mini-series because honestly, I was looking for Jamie Tartt smut and couldn't find any I was desperate. Then saw this post by @yungbludz expressing exactly how I felt. So took matters into my own hands. This is one of 3 installments leading up to you guessed it smut! Jamie Tartt, baby girl I’m sorry for what I’m gonna put you through in this series. I love you I promise.

PARIS - CHAPTER 1 (DID YOU SEE THE PHOTOS?)

Warnings for this chapter: So many swear words I’m sorry I belong on a sailors ship with my mouth most of the time, Adultery!, honestly dickhead boyfriend, I DON’T THINK THE READER SHOULD BE FEELING THIS OKAY SHE’S BEEN MANIPULATED INTO FEELING THIS! Rugby players? The sun. The media. Jack Grealish (yep he gets his own warning), talking of sex. No use of name or y/n. *Iain Stirling impression* A relationship hits the rocks.

Context: Okay so the reader is currently dating Sebastian Love a fake rugby player I’ve made. Very much inspired by that episode of Ted Lasso where Keeley and Ted have that article scare. Also, any political stances are jokes. This chapter is really short sorry. Seb is a dick.

"What the fuck?!" Sebastian yells as he slams our front door open, okay mate we get it you're a rugby player but please don't break the only entrance to our home. This could be a reaction to a bad practice or something has gone down, either way, this will come back onto me and will not end pretty.

"You alright?" I ask as he storms into the room to stand directly facing me with only the crappy coffee-stained table separating us. Stupid question, regretted asking it almost instantly but words are said and you can't rewrite them just because later on you wish it'd been something different. His eyes are so big and bright right now and not in like the way they usually are, almost doll-like in nature little shimmer, no now there was no little shimmer, no light to be seen at all in those soulless eyes. 

"You tell me. Huh? Tell me all about your new little boyfriend." His fucking teammates I swear to god they know not to wind him up it will end badly and he’ll believe it. 

"What’s happened, Seb? Tell me. You can’t come in here yelling at me, accusing me of cheating so use your words. Who would I possibly be cheating on you with?” God, I sound a bit patronising, he is a grown man, not a child.

“Okay gonna play dumb then? Let me give you a hint. Footballer, messy hair, talks like a twat.” He counts these adjectives on his fingers. Oh, surely he’s not talking about.

“I ain’t fucking Jack Grealish!” Ain’t even met the man, he is on the list though, gotta thing for footballers who I’ll never have a chance with.

“Jamie Tartt,” I BEG YOUR PARDON? Oh god, he knows I don’t know how he knows but he knows that Jamie tried to kiss me 3 months ago. I’m gonna die alone this is him breaking it off, he’s only just moved in 2 weeks ago.

“I ain’t fucking him either! You need to stop listening to guys on your team y’know they’re doing it to wind you up.” 

“Explain this then.” He dramatically slams down a newspaper with the front page displaying the headline ‘SEBASTIAN'S LOVE NOW JAMIE’S TARTT’ This is the Sun. Aka one of the most biased shithole of a paper. I say these exact words to him. “Oh so you’re calling me stupid now are you?” I don’t like this. This isn’t a comfortable feeling. I want him to leave. “You gonna say anything bitch?”

“Get out.” My voice is barely above a whisper.

“What?” His voice is the polar opposite of mine, ear drum bursting, heartbreaking.

"I said get out. If you want to choose to believe this newspaper instead of your actual girlfriend then I choose to kick you out."

"But I live here." Hah, not for long.

"For like 2 weeks, you haven't even got to help out with rent yet so really you have no jurisdiction here" Big word for me. "So get out or I won't hesitate to call the sun up and say so much worse." I redact my comment earlier he is a child as he storms out with a pout on his face and a huff. "I'll drop your stuff off on Friday." A little wave goodbye and a door slam later and I am on the sofa shell shocked.

He was a dick. Like damn, I stayed with him for 2 and a half years and he's only just moved in? That was a red flag. I just feel stupid for delaying it this long and letting this be the final straw.

Tonight. Who needs a man when I can read porn and drink wine.

6 glasses of wine and a message from Jamie Tartt reading ‘Drinks tonight?’ later and well you’ll have to wait to hear the rest.

A/N:

Holy crap I did it, I know its short but this is just a buildup to the good shit. And what fanfic of mine would it be if it didn’t relate just the tiniest bit back to Taylor Swift. Well I hope to see you again when I update next which will hopefully be Friday! Glad you read. If you have any critics or stuff you think would be cool to add either comment of dm me I want as many minds on this as possible. 

AL

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #football #richmond fc #keeley jones #roy kent #ted lasso fanfiction

[calm-smol]

Y'all I'm making a fic called 'Kickoff to love' and it's basically about Jamie Tartt figuring out he's gay af and deeply in love with Haaland-

#man city #manchester city #premier league #erling haaland #erling håland #jamie tartt #ted lasso #keeley jones #richmond #richmond fc

[bott12345678910]

Jamie Tartt is a judgemental icon

#Ted lasso #ted lasso season 3 #jamie tartt #richmond #Richmond fc

[hanitje]

I feel bad about the West Ham players

They are actually innocent. They are just doing their job.

The amount of abuse they got... poor lads. I know we're supposed to hate them because they're not Richmond and they're Rupert's players, but after they've been through, they deserved the win.

Nate berates them during practice, calling them dumb. Even Disco is also trying to be Nate. And then they got beat up by Richmond players, yikes!

Armando and Havel are the players I paid attention to. Poor Havel; he's the club's captain and got no respect. Moe tackled him, had an argument with Dani, and almost had a fistfight. Armando got slammed by Isaac and then got dismissed by Zava. He even tried to get away from Jan Maas!

And there's that player O'Neil where Richard just smacked him with a ball, heeeee...!

I might be wrong, but they seem to be decent players. Rupert is evil, but we're supposed to hate West Ham.

(Although West Ham is a real football club, they are the fictionalized club in the show with actors - I wish we find out whether they are himbos as well).

#Ted Lasso #AFC Richmond #TV: Ted Lasso #Ted Lasso TV #West Ham United #West Ham United FC

[doctorkinktraveller]

#ted lasso #hannah waddingham #jason sudeikis #rebecca welton #Richmond fc

[military-newsboys]

Ted: The thing is … I’ve been living a lie.

Roy: Just one?

Roy: I’m living, like, twenty. And that's on a good day.

#incorrect ted lasso #ted lasso #roy kent #fc Richmond #richmond

[monicasdanvers]

ted lasso last episode comes out in the last week of may aka when the premier league ends irl and so theoretically i could see both my team irl and my team fictionally win the league like… arsenal and richmond maybe winning the league within days of eachother is crazy

#ted lasso #ted lasso trailer #ted lasso s3 #afc richmond #richmond #jamie tartt #sam obisanya #colin hughes #dani rojas #jan maas #thierry zoreaux #isaac mcadoo #arsenal #arsenal fc #bukayo saka #martin odegaard #gabriel martinelli #fabio vieira #granit xhaka #i’m tagging all of these so ted lasso fans who are arsenal fans can find me #where are u

[i-know-you-wanna-kiss-me]

See I'm thinking about Ted Lasso right now and I just remembered Jamie's haircut at the start of season 2????? Like it was some sort of fifties do and we're supposed to belive that the greater British public was down with that? Bro would have gotten clowned on so hard if that was a real reality tv show. I can just imagine my brother showing me a clip of that and us laughing at it for a full hour like what??? Some type of fifties car dealership owner type beat. WHAT were the show runners thinking? What was he thinking? I just want to know why it happened

#ted lasso #jamie tartt #ted lasso spoilers #ted lasso season 3 #ted lasso season 2 #ted lasso series #ted lasso show #richmond fc #ted lasso speculation

[destielcowboy]

how long have these team members been thinking jamie might be a little gay 😭 they ALL looked to him, have some of them been talking about it behind is back? we’re they theorizing. i mean. he hasn’t dated anyone since keeley, i just KNOW the team was asking questions

#jamie tartt #ted lasso #i love them #queer #lgbt #afc richmond #richmond fc

[fc-bayern-clownchen]

rewatching a ted lasso episode and remembering that they’re touting west ham as a top 4 team while this is going down in real life

peak comedy right here

#jason sudeikis couldn’t come up with this #west ham #ted lasso #afc richmond #west ham fc

[doinggreat]

plan to chelsea: forfeit by getting 5 red cards and breaking legs of rm players. we won't win either way, but at least i'll get some joy out of the match like that

#im a genius #aka pull a richmond when they were playing against west ham #chelsea fc #txt