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#excuse the tats im going off of memory
carrotcakecrumble · 6 months
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Moments before the most romantic breakfast in bed dropped‼️‼️🧵
Once again, just to reiterate, their hands are still secretly doing the S1,e4 thing <3
(The version with the tattoos, cannot believe I forgot bbygrls emo-trauma tats🧎🏻‍♀️)
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shabba-zams · 4 years
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INSPIRED BY ELAINE
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I think it's time, we confronted the situation in front of us
And I think it's time we talk it out and forget all the fuss
And it is not me.. There just isn't an us no more like Bible class
Our time is up, like sand falling thru an hour glass, in an hour class
You always say you have no clue but surely eNCA, know more
You mad at me, the silent treatment and you call it normal
You're bad for me, I was ur biggest fan - u such a baddie
You're bad to me, I'm your only fan, love it when u call me daddy
I'm sad for you, you hid your "Onlyfans" from me, you dirty
I'm thirsty, right now you looking all sexy, girly, flirty, all nerdy
You're needy, greedy, full of pity, always eating, mouth fully meaty, too demanding, nasty lazy, bitch u crazy
I'm giving, forgiving, plain loving, still thirsty but dripping in sauce
You're tripping, I flick my wrist then flick the bean (BDSM)
You're dribbing, my dick be crippling
You be stroking my penis, asking what my pin is
Bust a nut, wipe a continent from your chest
Yeah, that's what pain is
And then I knew you're not the One
Coz you were never the only one
I don't give out many chances, you get just the one
Party on campus, ur too antisocial, never my plus one
Plus size model, thick mama, BBW, voloptuous, ur curvatious
Luv ur onion booty, it makes me cry & it's more than 1 layer
Yeah im full of games, bstill no player
Dinner for 2, right b4 I eat u up, say my prayer
Bad dream, devils hour, I wake, u staring like, Heya! That's creepy
Okay lemme be real with u, it ain't your fault
I just couldn't be real around you, I couldn't be myself
I was losing myself tryinna please U
My face was your chair, no please U.. I can't breathe
I need air, u don't care, I pull ur hair, that's not fair
Face clean, no make up, take teddy bear, then make up sex
We're role playing, you're now Claire, Blair or Nonhle
Shared my, heart and love with u
I ain't mad at u, we don't c I2I
U & I was both invested, we tested
All that loud in the air, sippin wine we wasted
Danced all night then rested
My place or yours instead
Always kept you interested, kept me well fed
It's lessons learned not time wasted
Why you making me choose between you & the booze
I know you hate how I'm hung like a moose
Getting your creative juices flowing, like your muse
Misuse my tongue, amuse ur lower lips, abuse your sleep
Team nocturnal, feeling your intestine with my external
Loving you all night and day, feels eternal
I'm sorry but I'm not ready for anal
But that pussy imma turn into a canal
You dislike my love/hate relationship with social media
I bring a home cooked meal but all you do is take away
I mean it's healthier and bonus it makes financial sense
Lemme keep my 2 cents, common sense ain't common
That's nonsense, why you so tense? We don't make sense
I still sense your anger from when I tried to fvck ur friend
Then my close friend who's my best friends girlfriend
Yeah, I fvcked up, I own up, let's roll up
That's not tea in my cup, let's go up
Talk at the roof top, "nigga just grow up"
You're yelling, screaming, bout to blow up
I'm cocky, saying shit like I was your glow up
"Hol'up, nigga please just shut the fvck up
You always say you coming but never show up"
"You're right, I'm sorry I left you sick to go drink
I felt like I was drowning until my sorrows' lungs were filled with H2O
Made it up 2 u tho, made you cum 6 times..no? 7 I think, who's counting
You a liability, I'm an asset... I mean it's just accounting
You lack reliability, for your mistakes ur never accounting
You hate my ability to feel everything and still be wholesome
Coz you just wanna feel good all the time
But my feelings be fluctuating, I just won't be faking
Stop tolerating the neglect Im getting
Get liquid with it
Happiness is the yin and sadness is the yang
Sometimes I drink gin, only when I'm with my gang
There's a burn hole on my jean, maybe a ciggie, or dank
But now I get bank, I want no skank that smoke skunk
Has that sank? Yeah I know, I'm a think tank, tick
Talk all you want, but keep it short like tik-tok
Tic toc, times up, take tsek.. tic tac 4 your bad breath
2 these beats I bring death, yeah I take life, no bring back
Break dance & break back, ahead of you like 3 laps
Brick dance coz my money grows while I nap nap
Hahaha gimme 3 claps coz my puns still slap
I'm real black, I'm bout to snap at all this crap
These niggaz decided to call rap
Lame rappers, listen up, sit down and don't talk back
Don't turn no other cheek, clap back or get ur wolf pack
Crack back, don't fight niggaz that look lyk they fap-fap
Or smoke crack crack, with eyes doing a criss cross
Came across many rappers that steal rap lines or rap names like Rick Ross to get their point across
Gamble with your life & hit crap
Lost your wife on my Whatsapp, there's that!
She pole dance in my DM's, she excels
She got a flat tummy till she exhales, but sex sells
She call me Haploid, like sex cells
She's cold like may weather, F Lloyd!
I'm a Record breaker, planet shaker, Constant risk taker
Ask the chain breaker how I stay shining 
He'll answer, I stay grinding, on God!
I'm not a smile faker, just a soul snatcher in the fast lane
Wubba lubba dub dub, Rick and Morty
Life and death drive, ask Freud or Boyd
Leading a wild life like Varty, bitter sweet like chutney
I'm bored, so we party in my bed, my bad, honey!
Ass-ass-ass, she clap ass 3 times before 4(play)
Nurse-nurse-nurse, I slap ass tats when we role playin
Looking all photogenic, oops a nip slip on tape
Phat ass on my iOS, like real life
Ass flat on android, that's what they look like
No steroids, my dick big don't nje just
She look at my shoe size and run away at 1st chance
I'm an asteroid not space dust, she came fast
Then I came too, at last, she said out loud
I'm heartless at first glance, til I made her soul dance
Think fast, mouth 2 mouth ur low lips, I'm a medic
Nudes is explicit, is you a nymph or manic?
Nymphomaniac please don't panic
Your style so sick, bout to start a pandemic
We'll playback with your jeans off, relay... ground rules
No replay or pause only gonna press play once
No safewords, whatever works works, word!
Girl you a baddie, and a Pedi, go spoil yourself
Get a mani &a pedi
Dick in mouth, still out spoken, can't put words in mouth
U said I'm a keeper
Silver spoon in her mouth but I still feed her
Feel her up then fill her up, I eat her up
I feed her jollof right before I pipe her, I like her
Never gonna wife her, don't really love her
She's rude like something' crawled up her...
Foul mouth like up yours!
I know around your feelings I should tip toe
It's unfortunate coz I don't tip Joe's (askies jo)
Like excuse me waiter where should I dip those fries, french
Kiss hoes toes, mxwa, Zulu man with a foot fetish, tip toe
Articulate the truth, use tactics lyk rotten tomatoes on bad movies
I'm not perfect, I pose a threat even if a picture's moving
I'm booming, you're blooming... I'm nice nice, ur gloomy
I'm grooming u, like your cult leader
Avid reader, your soul feeder, I'm no people pleaser
I need a lady thats rooted in love and still rooting for me
Unconditional love lyk the kind that died on the cross 4 me
Is that you? No? Then miss me Miss, think I'm gonn miss ya!
Coz now it's
A goodbye to you, I'm thru witchu, it's true I confess
Wish you nothing but the best
Somebody to love you, put you first for the rest of
All the days to come, to you I
Remain a good friend, no benefits just perks
Straight facts, ex lover with strange quirks... You
Are
The
One... Who will be the godmother to my heir
So if I die, you'll raise HIM or raise HER
Erase Her memory of me if it's too painful to hold on to
Make sure he's playful, careful  and joyful too
U'll be a good mom, ur delightful unlyk most step mothers
You're a good teacher that's patient but always on time
You'll know what to do if ever my daughter runs late
Scratch that, you'll be a great mother, that's fate
Becoz you're a leader, not deceitful like some bad fathers
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