#everyone gets a lollipop

[vaxxman]

"STOP TAKING THE HEALTH KITS"

He ubered the scout after this.

Additional sketches and some ramblings under the cut.

This is based on an encounter I had the other day, when a demoman took a medkit before my medigun connected with him. When he saw my health was down to 21, he would force me to stand at the spawn point and guarded me until I was healed. Wherever you are now, if you read this, you were a good lad and I love you.

Sometimes I think about how medic is emotionally very invested in the missions (which shows in his voice when he shouts at his team), but off-duty and during friendly taunts he seems to be among the most giggly, and fun-loving mercenaries in the team. I like to think he can get agitated very fast, but cools down just as quickly.

#team fortress 2 #tf2 #tf2 medic #tf2 scout #I used to dislike Scout a lot (also because I keep getting flanked ingame) but I'm slowly learning to like him just as much as everyone els #I'm still doing the evil art challenge it's just this comic came to me in a vision this morning #Initially I wanted to put more emphasis on Medic's height difference to Scout because. I think it's easily forgotten that #he's among the taller guys in the team and he sounds very angry on the battlefield #If that isn't kinda intimidating I don't know what is #I like to think he shouts at his team mates a lot but after missions when he patches everyone up #everyone gets a lollipop #old habit of keeping candy at his office

[smile-files]

a doodle of my new teardrop gjinka!! i think they turned out pretty cute :)

#dandy’s doodles #bfdi #battle for dream island #bfdi teardrop #bfdi td #bfdi gjinka #bfdi humie #bfdi human #bfdi humanized #bfdi humanization #kin #my old design for them was charming and campy but i think it was too edgy for them #like yeah td’s the hoodie type but she would wear brighter colors than that. and she’s too active to wear jeans or whatever i had her in #they’re definitely a bit of a sneakerhead… but in a practical way. they need good kicks #i’m imagining her and her newbie alliance clique in high school… #lollipop is popular and gets gelatin and td acquainted with the popular crowd but the three of them decide they all suck #lolly’s really good at math and is everyone’s crush. gelatin is addicted to his 3ds and is the life of the party. #and td is well-rounded in school subjects but an absolute expert at destroying you in gym class (she’s also on the track team with needle) #teardrop and lolly watch lesbian anime together. sometimes td gets to third-wheel when flower gets invited #all three newbie alliance members hijack the prom and play 100 gecs on the speakers #etc. i could go on

[spamtoon]

i would take their poison

Sketch + Line Art for those Clicking Under the Cut(tm) (archival purposes honestly)

#moshi monsters #sweet tooth moshi monsters #experimentation i am COG AWFUL at digital dear goodness i was playing with coloring and transparency and all those fun digital doodads. #next time i probably wont have black outline or i'll do it differently. or i'll try well. not doing this. it sure was a process im #i'm an amateur everyone who masically only doodles. does the sketch look better than the final. kinda! but thats okay because im learning #and y'know what. sometimes in life you just need to draw faves no consequences #for how saturated a character they are i kinda feel like i pastelled things too muc and trapped myself with my convoluted layer setup but m #it was looking WEIRD with everything at full force #maybe the sparkles look dumb maybe the hair looks dumb and out of place and why i kinda made the lollipop a little funky too #uhh. first digital piece posted... ever? #the arm is SO fucky i am not that was. thats not what perspective is spam #yes this is what i spent a good chunk of today doing after i started working on coloring it and then. decided to go for it. #cooolrs a little inaccurate on the horns and such but man one of the biggest art things was like #i dont have to have everything at their perfect hex codes all the time. this would look way worse if i just. used their standard colors #yeah this is. instead of looking like its forward and to the right it kinda just looks like they have a Bigger hypno-lolly #especialy becase. i did not bother on the gloves and platforms i the sparkles work with 2 kinda sorta but you know #im practicing! i'm learning! i'll get better and learn how to do things more effectively! #anyway. sweet toof #though hey their arm looks even more fucked in the line art and sketch SO #note to future self have a Consistent Line Art Size so that if you feel like the line art looks like shit during coloring you dont have to #gamble on what size it was while changing it #sketch lollipop looks better i should have kept it small. but its fine. we'll get em next time boys (tm) #yes i know my gif post was so fancy and then the drawing is just THIS

[liebelesbe]

I just feel like I missed the part of adolescence where you grow up!! What do you mean I'm not 12 anymore when did that happen!!

#at some point I missed a left turn that would have made me an adult but everyone else sees me as one #while i feel like. I was going to say three kids in a trenchcoat. #but that implies that I'm trying to look like an adult. which I'm not. #I feel like a twelve year old that looks and acts like a twelve year old but suddenly everyone decided i was done with school and needed to #get a job #and I'm just here with my little propeller hat and comically large lollipop going 'Me?? Look at me!! I'm a child!!!' #doddie redet

[cinamun]

Cina's confessions, part 1:

I don't hit the heart on a CC post until it is released publicly. Even if I've already acquired the CC by other means and it looks dope as hell in game.

#like them lollipop shoes Indya had on in the podcast ep #i withold my heart until everyone gets it #good morning #also #ignore me

[rogdona]

#i like to think she works as a pediatrician in a regular ass town and she only barks but everyone gets her #and ppl from outside town are like wtf u let a fucking dog take care of ur kids?? and everyone is like wtf did u say to her apologize now #art #my art #oc tag #oc nurse lollipop

[master-k0hga]

| ... Well, I WAS ok with this last night, but now I'm not entirely happy with this doodle...-

Oh well, not like they're the main focus on this blog, I'm mostly really focusing on my OCs and the other few personal projects here... Although doesn't help with Tumblr just no longer filtering themselves, showing off their true colours for the longest time and also jumping on the "AI" bandwagon too along with just being a dictated lot like the rest of the assholes who make up 100% percentage of all brands-

I'm just a fucking idiot who just wants to draw OCs, post random fcking art and show it off when I'm not fcking working and killing myself over a job that will never release me from the clutches of bullshit!

WHAT WAS SO. FUCKING. HARD ABOUT KEEPING ONLINE AS A DUMBASS PLACE WHERE THERE WAS NO PLAGIARISM, POLITICAL BULLSHIT FOR SITES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF AND FUCK THEIR OWN USERBASES. WHILE ACTIVELY CONTROLLING AND TAKING THEIR FREEDOM AWAY!

Not like we ever had freedom to begin with-

Twitter, Reddit, YouTube, DeviantART, Instagram, T- HERE! WHEREEVER FUCKING ELSE! Fuck all CEOs and teams of the online world, people just wanted ONE place where they could escape hells of reality even just for a LITTLE WHILE and NOW look what you did- Kill yourselves!! I fcking hate corporates I hate the rich I hate the system and I hate governments all around thr world, D I E ffs fuck humans and their greed I hope this shit ass race gets OBLITERATED with NO fcking trace of the human existence left!! Fucking disease, pests, a literal INFECTION of life itself!

Fuck you fuck you fuck you I hate this fcking world, do me a fcking favor and fcking blow up already!! I've had e-fucking-nough

. Art © Me . DON’T RE-POST .

#..... #AND FUCK YOU TOO!! #........ #MASTER-K0HGA #Ary / Kohga Chronicles #Ary / Kohga OCs and Works #....... #No I'm not gonna fcking tag this shit!! Why tf should I!? #Nobody fcking gives a shit. Let alone the people who are ACTIVELY GETTING MASSACRED TO OBLIVION AND BACK!! #Humans are a fcking selfish lot and you can see it with the cunts who run it! #The cunts we vote for are all vile and evil and desrrve to get shot and killed #The shit ass rich cunts who try to ''influence'' our way of thinking and speaking to benefit themselves #Make themselves more fcking richer or whatever. Dickheads dictating and controlling people's lives #Assholes being cunty assholes who also need to die! Fuck everyone who says the good outways the bad #IT FCKING DOESN'T AND YOU CAN STOP THAT DELUDED BULLSHIT!! HUMANS ARE NOT FREE #WE ARE LIKE ANTS!! WE ARE AN ANT COLONY WHO'S JOB IS TO WORK TIL WE'RE DEAD #THAT'S WHY EVERYTHING THE GOVERNMENT DOES IS TO NOT. BENEFIT. OR. HELP. US #CONTROL CONTROL CONTROL AND THEY JUST GO BACK TO THEIR FCKING YACHTS HAVING- #THE MOST EXPENSIVE SHIT ASS WINES AND DINES WHILE WE WORK OUR ASSES OFF TIL OUR BONES BLEED RED #TIL THERE'S NOT LEFT OF OUR MIND OR ENERGY TO THINK. SPEAK. LISTEN AND FIGHT FOR OURSELVES!! #THIS IS THE REASON WHY PEOPLE CRACK AND KILL EITHER THEMSELVES OR OTHERS!! #EVEN OUR FCKING HARD WORK IS BEING USED AND PROFITED AGAINST US. AND THERE ARE STILL #CORPORATE SHILLS WHO ACTIVELY SUCK THE OPPRESSORS DICK LIKE A LOLLIPOP. YOU'RE BEING UUUUSED!!! #I'M BEING USED. WE'RE ALL BEING FCKING USED AND PEOPE ARE TOO COWARDLY OR DELUDED TO SEE THAT #THEY DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU. ME. OR US. YOU SOLVE ALL ISSUES BY SNUFFING THEM OUT #KILL. THEM #YOU KILL THE OPPRESSORS. THE ONES IN CHARGE WHO USE FALSE HOPE IN EVERY WAY #..... YES I AM FCKING PISSED. I WOKE UP LIKE THIS!! #...... Anyways this is a fairly recent post so. I'm gonna get on with this little art spam for now. #It's been a couple months since I mentioned about it so.. Yeah whatever..

[microwavepopcorn]

#happy national lollipop day everyone #I hope you enjoy a lollipop today #or don't I don't care #😒 #no jk it's probably too late in the day for you to go out and get a lollipop unless you just have them available to you #I know I don't have one on my person so I won't be celebrating #but look at bert! #he's celebrating! #good for him #how festive!!! #bo burnham #bert gifs #bo burnham inside #bo burnham make happy #bo burnham what #egghead #robert pickering burnham #inside bo burnham #happy thursday

[uraharashouten]

oh wow, tumblr.

For the anon who sent this ask, know that it actually shows up correctly on Discord mobile only.

On desktop, I see this:

and on my theme, I see this:

Isn't that a famous Led Zeppelin album? No?

...anyway. Under the circumstances, I think Kisuke answered it well enough...

#[[ only now do I learn what it actually was meant to say :-P ]] #[[ I hope it was equally messed up for everyone #or else his reply makes no sense xD ]] #[[ “Silk's brain how are you getting Zoso out of that?” #idk man I just work here ]] #[[ out of lollipops ]]

[desognthinking]

head still buzzing about the wn lovecraftian entities au, specifically how everyone else fits into it :

Lilith here's just like, an absolute force of nature, wild and furious and serpentine. The kind of visceral terror of unmitigable natural apocalypse, and the creature that arises tangled in it, almost indistinguishable from the tsunami itself. Melting and rippling seemingly between states of matter, sometimes viscous liquid and miscible with the water, and sometimes suddenly solidifying and churning into shore; eating up into solid land. That sort of monster. But for Lilith I'm especially reminded of a haunting, twisted version of  Peace Like a River.  The dread comes from watching the cool still surface of the lake or the ocean, having the knowledge that there's something terrible down there, and yet being entirely helpless, against that calculated invisibility and silence, to do anything. 

In a way it does fit her: hard, and fierce, and loves like an ocean. & eventually, I think she does also find a kind of peace like a river.

Camila’s kind of at the other end of this. The mindsick illusions that stretches of (seemingly) open, empty land cast on the psyche. It’s foggy, it’s overcast, and Camila’s there, laughing, molecules thrashing in concert with the atmosphere. It’s nighttime, but the sky is awful bright. She has no wing-analogous anatomy but she flies, translucent and half-tangible in this form, settling over the plains like a shudder. Every electronic device in the vicinity goes dead. Not at all hidden – but that’s worse; this is the kind of experience that draws you into endless spirals when you lie awake sleepless afterwards, bone-rigid, questioning and dizzy. Like a physicist kept awake at night by visions of an expanding universe. Something once whispered things to the back of Camila's neck and now it whispers things to everyone too. 

Mary and Shannon haunt a beautiful mountainous region with sharp suspended caves and snowcapped brown-orange peaks jabbing through lower cloud layers. They are a little older and settled a little earlier and so have ended up inadvertently integrated deeply into the mythology of the region. At the base of one of the mountains resides a town some way away, where Mary actually leads ghost tours on the weekends and holidays. They own fridge magnets and ceramic bowls as well as other traditional crafts and artwork made by the residents,  partially because Shannon believes in supporting small local businesses, and partially because some of it is based loosely on them and it’s very pleasing. 

It is, in any case, something of a rarity for a town to be paralyzed and plagued so faithfully – by blood-curdling noises carried on winter wind, and familiar spectral glimpses that always precede the inevitable discovery of the drained-dry husks of the previously reported missing – and yet remain so protective of their own monsters. Many an enterprising paranormal investigator has been turned away unceremoniously, and vandalizing hikers are made unwelcome. Respect what you do not understand, the locals insist, and Shannon and Mary find that even monsters are not immune to growing fond.

Then Shannon disappears on a dry summer’s day. 

Mary throws herself into finding her and rips up earth and sky for it. She refuses to accept, for a long time, that the most dreaded phenomena has taken place – not death, because unnatural creatures are less susceptible to typical natural reckonings, but simply: abrupt, unexplained, indefinite Departure. From which one may still return, but which one cannot predict or theorize in any way. When finally, it becomes apparent that all she can do is wait and hope, she throws herself into the town. 

After the council votes against a new contractor who wants to develop up in the direction of the Creatures, there’s reports of a falling boulder, originally headed towards the laundromat on the edge of town, arrested mid-descent. It rolls laterally and fuses with an outcropping. A fierce fire, spreading from the west, stops at the town’s threshold, the grass at the foot of the Welcome! sign unsinged. When the townspeople go out to survey the damage, piecing together what’s been lost and what’s salvageable, they lay out the carcasses of larger game across the charred trail – for disposal, or, well, just in case. They’re gone the following morning and the trees, overnight, have screwed themselves upright, scarred bark plastered over in ropes of dirty silver. A team from a major studio comes to town, researching for a documentary on local horror oral traditions, and is shooed away. The next day, a rock splits open and spews out a broad, too-sparkling stream that curls and joins the river downstream.

Sometime down the line, Lilith comes by and has coffee with Mary on the edge of a cliff. From up here the town is blocked from their view, and even if it were not, it would be so small as to be insignificant. Lilith had loitered in the town earlier, claiming boredom, although Mary knows the sleepy place hasn’t changed much, if at all, in the last twenty years, and she has no idea what form of interest anyone could take in it.

She stands on the edge now, looks out into the clouds at a view that still prompts sharp pangs of loneliness when regarded without a familiar grin by her side, a head tilted into her shoulder mouthing at her ear playfully in an attempt to appease her for buying ‘just one more cup. And it’s so quaint, too!’

And then when Mary, just for show, would shrug and huff, ‘You know, the shopkeeper’s mom is sick and his kid needs to go to school. How can you be so heartless, Mary, honestly’.

Lilith puts her cup to her mouth and takes a silent sip. “Well,” she says drily, interrupting Mary’s thoughts. Nods down in the general direction of below. “I see you have a cult now.”

Mary, tired and hungry, strong but so lost, bristles with anger and launches herself at Lilith, who lets her. She thinks that to the townspeople this must look like a condensed volcanic explosion, going on and on and blackening a corner of the sky into red-veined hellfire and thunder. She wonders what they think – what they believe.

They tear at each other's throats for what’s probably hours, sending rock scraping down the cliffside and smashing into the ground below. Somehow avoiding the mouth of the little cave network that is Mary’s home – Mary and Shannon’s home, lovingly studded with knickknacks and mismatched cutlery, the shape of rooms cut carefully out of rock, linen sets they’d hauled back from the big city three hours out and carried up the slopes. 

Eventually they let up, and end up sitting quietly at the dining table inside, nursing freshly brewed coffee in miraculously intact cups. Neither of them apologize. (There is an aching hole in Lilith’s scaly, serrated chest, too.) When the stars rise to their zenith, Lilith gets up to leave and squeezes Mary’s forearm so tightly it would sever if truly only flesh and blood.

“She will come back,” her eyes are black spires pulling light inwards into indistinguishable points far within. “She will.” Then Mary watches Lilith leave, not in a thunderclap but a whisper.

Mother Superion is really not a part of such kinetic drama. She resides, in almost perfect stillness, enmeshed in her glacial home. You could say she is her glacial home: splayed out barely visibly in sensitive, trembling threads snaking through ice. She is ice because the ice has frozen up along with her. In this form she’s so distant from what people think of as a living organism – presence, and the faint transmission of murmurs and vibrations from the way snow falls and shifts around. She’s the overwhelmingly ancient unwordable sense of surrounding in research bases late at night, the thrumming in the engine not attributable to anything mechanical, or even physical. The slightest probe, or reaching-out, and the minutest responding hum, followed by immediate waves of sweating, nausea, nosebleeds. Disintegration and desquamation of the mucus membranes. If she chooses to truly act; if she moves, there will be a magnitudinous shattering, as there once was before. 

The others come to seek her and talk to her, of course, careful not to disturb too much of the snow and ice for fear of accidentally setting off some kind of reflex. Which is how it’s ascertained that, despite her lack of perceptible movement, Mother Superion is eminently capable of conveying a range of complex responses and emotions (mostly centering on unimpressed, sometimes chiding and disapproving, proud, more often than you'd expect, and on the rarest of times, overrun with grief).

#warrior nun #everything turns out okay in the end by the way #i just think since she's already going through it mary might as well get her own smalltown following #lovecraftian entities au #?? what an uninspiring name. i know. #this feels unwieldy and bloated but i'm sleep deprived and so tired so 🙏 #feeding the child in me who sucks a lollipop swings her legs and lovingly assigns monsters and gremlins to everyone by vibes #'you get this! and this one's for you! 🥰' #(WHAT do you mean that's not normal child behavior)

[lightishlilac]

Assorted thoughts about Four and X (including some 4x and design notes on Algebralien gijinkas) because I cannot for the life of me stop thinking about them

#starsounds #bfb #bfb four #bfb 4 #bfb x #4x #design notes #im brainrotting so hard omg i literally cannot stop thinking about them #theyre my favorites like genuinely my absolute favorites #also i didnt include orientation in my gender one so uh #i think algabraliens dont have a concept of orientation either #if they find someone attractive then they find someone attractive #they dont have a concept of gender so they also dont have a concept of orientation #i like to think that this also means that they get very confused when i contestant mentions gender or orientation #leafy tries to teach them about gender like 'everyone thought i was a boy when i was born but i figured out im a girl!' #and four just kinda stares #lollipop: im a lesbian #x: yay! <- has no clue what lesbian means #i think most algabraliens use all pronouns #and only a minority of them pick specific pronouns #algebralien #wow damn i do NOT know how to spell algebra do i #literally spelled it with an a for that entire story

[smile-files]

(click image for better quality!!) i finally got my SAT score back - and i got a 1530!!! exactly what i was hoping for!!!!! :D

#dandy's doodles #goody gardens #gg mr. nice guy #gg four eyes #gg sunshine lollipop #gg worrywart #i was hoping to get above a 1520... and here we are!! very happy :) #(when i told my crush she jumped and cried with joy and everyone in the hallway stared at us! haha!!)

[aroaceofthesea]

If there are a million good things in this world soup is one of them

If there are a hundred good things in this world soup is one of them

If there is one good thing in this world, it's soup

If there are no good things in this world soup doesn't exist anymore

#no you dont understand #soup is literally the best invention by humanity #WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITHOUT SOUP HOW WOULD YOU SURVIVE #when youre cold and you get a bowl of soup and the world feels a bit better and you see that maybe there are still some things worth it #eating soup is the best feeling in the world #ive literally never met anyone who didnt like soup everyone likes soup #you will never be able to change my mind #even my childhood best friend who didnt like anything to eat she liked soup #only soup and lollipops she liked #because soup is simply better than anything else #soup #mine

[reblogforsamplesize]

edit: to everyone saying "only half of these are candy" well then fine, pick a "sweet" or perhaps a "confectionery" instead

edit 2 since its such a massive issue: this poll says "candy" instead of "dessert" or another word that might fit better because it started out as just the lollipop hard candy and chocolate bar and i never changed the poll title. i cant change it now. please stop insulting my intelligence over a poll about emojis :)

edit 3: reblogs are now off because i didnt expect this to get as big as it did and i dont like the note spam of having big posts. thanks to everyone who voted (and wasnt rude about this poll)

#also for the gummy/chewy candy crowd #if there was a gummy emoji i wouldve included it #my polls #this is a “valentines” poll technically but its for everyone #emoji based polls #feelgood polls

[nickcarlyles]

beat lollipop chainsaw without getting the pantyshot achievement AMA

#im trying to 100% the game so i have to get it eventually but its fun seeing how long I can go #everyone online getting it within the first stage is interesting…… hmmm #lollipop chainsaw

[grilledkatniss]

And I was never good at telling jokes but the punch line goes.. along the lines of this man needs to stay away from children.

#yes kids in their 20s are still kids #he's getting his new generation of lovers groomed and ready for him to pounce on as soon as they get to their second decade of life #no but he's creepy #he looks like that weird neighbor that's always trying to invite your kids over to his place for a hot chocolate #or that hands out lollipops to kids after getting too close to tem in the park and say shit like this will he our secret #and everyone's like oh i would've thought he was a dad #and he's like a youth priest or something #awkwardifying life #i don't like his face what can i say #.... needless to say but apparently it turns out you do have to spell it out.. THIS IS A JOKE. THIS☝️☝️☝️IS🫴 A DUMB JOKE 🙉