#every time I swear

[transkingcobra]

Halsin, my beloved, why do you always look so sad when I take screenshots of you being serious

#every time I swear #also the leaves being pure white with this dye throws me off every time #they look so off? synthetic? just wrong all around #but otherwise it’s my favorite dye for this I think #I’d rather leave him in his original outfit but I wanna give him a boost like everyone else #halsin #bg3 #my screenshots #i need hugs before the epilogue

[jennelikejennay]

Me: this fic is getting too angsty, I'm gonna write a fun little scene at the park

The fic: time for angst in the park!

#every time i swear #meanwhile sometimes in the middle of an angsty scene i think of a great joke #the muse is fickle #fanfic

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

#birding #birds #every time i swear

[xionandpluto14]

why do all evil doctors in media look like this

-bald

-glasses that hide what their eyes look like

-mustache

#every time i swear #meme #garaki kyuudai #doctor garaki #dr eggman #doctor moreau #mha #my hero academia #sonic the hedghog #sth #vnc #vanitas no carte #the case study of vanitas

[faery-wizard]

Yeah so I cooked up another universe in a bottle and I've had it fermenting for a little while so I figured I'd open it up and see what OH MY GOD DOMINION OF THE CRABS AGAIN

#every time i swear #accomplished alchemists please advise #wizardposting #wizard #shitpost

[fromchaostocosmos]

Jewish person: *Breathes* Xtians on this site : Excuse me but as a Christian

#christian antisemitism #every time i swear

[acewithobsessions]

#every time I swear #memes #books

[desolationlesbian]

Network TV dramas will put lesbians in their show however the writers will compensate by ensuring that every single straight couple on the show gets multiple graphic sex scenes, whereas the wlw will be permitted to make out exactly once for approximately three seconds and then never again.

#every time i swear #this isn't a ''sex scenes are bad'' post ftr this is a ''if you do it have some equality about it'' post

[confessions-of-a-teenage-girlll]

fyi guys do not trust male teachers who wear those rubber coiled bracelets…

#EVERY TIME I SWEAR #teacher attachment #personal #male teachers

[gaeasun]

Me without my headphones: family leaves me in peace. Somehow this also means important things are discussed at other times and places.

Me with my big, obvious headphones (every five minutes): Hey! hey Gaea! Hey I need to talk! Hey G are u having a nice day? Hey G look at this funny video. Hey. Why are you ignoring me? Stop that's rude. Now let me tell you about this random thing that happened.

#g gives a thought #every time i swear

[very-offkey-kazoo]

alright y’all I’m off to meet God (eat a pb&j at 2 am while listening to girly pop)

#religious experience #every time I swear #pb&j #like the literal sandwich hope that’s not code for anything I’m unaware of l #personal #seph speaks #i am awake and I don’t wanna be but at least I have pb&j

[keeps-ache]

adapting a new personality for other social media platform, please stand by

#just me hi #every time i swear #'new space??? new space??? new person! hi!' #Brayn please we need some sort of consistency here #who even was that back there oh my GOSH

[redstonedust]

i appreciate the attempts a lot of game devs are making with gender neutral character creation, and i appreciate that it's actually a very difficult task to implement that depending on the game's base code. but it's so funny to me when you hear an uproar because some game has "entirely removed the gender option from character creation!!!!!" so you go to check it out and its just like

#i swear ive seen this happen in like 3 games now #and every time i am a little baffled at how this is a big deal #but like. well. they DID make an attempt. u right.

[anxietyfrappuccino]

yeah, i could get some sleep... or i could get the hiccups

#it's not really up to me :/ #my post #hiccups #before bed whyyyyyyyy #every time i swear #dumb things about a body #i really do be posting random shit here #it's my tumblr #i can be weird if i want to

[roselarkiin]

couldn’t watch live again today and now i’m furiously refreshing looking for a link before i spoil myself and i can’t find one 😩

#the rookie #every time i swear

[electric-plants]

how did i convince myself that server maintenance was tomorrow….

#genshin impact #every time i swear #that’s probably todays welkin lost lol #why was i so certain #one day i’ll get the maintenance time right lol #can’t complain since that means events and NAHIDA SOONER #i am VERY excited lol