#erm 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[lifeof-pink]

“i read orv for the plot”

the plot:

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #orv shitpost #shitpost #im sorry #my bad guys #hes very. erm. well i think the artists certainly knew what they were doing… #god capture the flag arc dokja is a work of fine art #truly 😵‍💫 #giggles twirls hair

[fat-house-cat-vibes]

I'd like to once again remind people if this wasn't a side blog I can't follow from? Then anyone that interacts with me often ish would likely be a mutual<3

#cats chattin #i say this cause erm- #theres iver 800 of yall 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #like where'd yall come from???

[wherenymphsroam]

where did… all of u come from…

#erm….. #HAIIIIIII #sorry m tweaking its like I blinked and jumped from 150 to this #wtf #omg anyways HOLD SHIT GUYS WE’RE UP TO TWO FOLLOWERS 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 #two whole followers so I can in fact use ‘guys’ #bc you’re plural now hold shit #WOWOWWOWOW #watch out Hollywood I’m COMING !!! #yaps. ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚˚

[warrenhearthound]

need to b fingered while a girl sucks my packer sloppy style BAD

#make me facefuck u while i grind against my packer #who said that #erm #😵‍💫 #t4t #transmasc butch #transmasc #transmasc nsft #trans #butch #puppy barks

[ermespop]

i need a mind reader or a psychic to please tell me PLEASE WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY HEAD

so I was there living life in my kitchen, washing the dishes, creating haikyuu scenarios in my head, and somehow those scenarios led me to meeting Osamu during the twins birthday? ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

anw

sooo, scenarios led to more scenarios and now I'm simping for osamu

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i mean I'm not complaining, just, surprised that it happened because of my own brain O.o

(omw to read Osamu ff)

#what a turn of events #my afternoon went from 0 to 100 just on those 20 min #ig i have something new to look forward to... #..osamu ff #ehehehehe (⁠~⁠‾⁠▿⁠‾⁠)⁠~ <3 #wait omg is this adulting but haikyuu themed #went from platonic w atsumu to romantic w osamu 😵‍💫 #ermes;void #haikyuu!! #miya osamu #osamu

[bethiewhimsy]

also that did not help my love and adoration for will’s starry eyes why on this good green earth are his eyes literally the most beautiful in the world

#EVERY SINGLE SHOT OF HIM I WAS JUST GAZING INTO HIS EYES LIKE 🥺😵‍💫🤩😍 #umm like erm sir !!? sorry i am incapable of being normal about this man #sorry will wood i hope you don’t mind me complimenting your eyes every hour of every day #God shouldn’t have made them so starry and sparkly and pretty damn it #will wood

[luvring]

ok but what if i . opened comms

#LETS THINK #ramble fr// #like. erm. art or writing i suppose #i dont have a lot of art on here #but i swear i can draw #LIKE I CANNN. I CAN 😵‍💫 #but also idk how much id make them #um. wow. life is so hard #im just a little girl. why am i not paid for existing #itd be like. 500-2k words. um #then...icons or character x u/oc... #umm.....???? #ill be thinking 4 sure. #💬nia.rambles

[chaotictomtom]

don't make me want to rewatch crash again........... first time i did i had a dream with vaughan and woke up and my dick exploded remembering that dream

#😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫i....i... phew #involved item that im yearning the most ever (a wand) #i think it might have been the same day that i've seen again that harness for boots that you can hook a wand to #didn't involve the boot thing in the dream but but butbjt bjt but zrm erm erm i #mamma mia.....😵‍💫🥴

[estrogenrollingtray]

“Awe but sweetheart you know that your all mine right? Just my toy to play with whether you like it or not. Your pain is my pleasure and i use you how i please” it says to you chained up in the dog kennel on the floor. You whimper and whine as you nod your head at it knowing full well the consequences of misbehaving.

#I got h@rd writing this erm- #fuuucckkkkk😵‍💫

[mspaintlover]

im swatch's guard dog but like a chihuahua or another equally tiny yappy kind of dog (bites your ankles)

#.bmp #i would be much much much smaller than him #im 5'2 which is not tall compared to other humans #and darkner sizes are ALL OVER THE PLACE but if theyre even similar to the overworld sprite .. erm😵‍💫

[pettydollie]

OMG CHRIS MAKING A TIKTOK WITH YN ASLEEP ON HIS CHEST W THE TEXT "my daily yapping session" AND ITS THE LAST NIGHT I DREAMED I WAS A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP SOUND

lolll i had someone req something like this before

the camera is on you, chris grinning as he records you with the silly audio. you’re snuggled into his chest comfortably and you’re snoring lightly. the video finishes and chris posts it to his account with the caption “my daily yapping session”

about an hour later, you’re awake and you see that he’s posted. you watch the video and like it immediately, a smile coming to your face. you go into the comments and type out “erm actually i dreamed i was a unicorn 😵‍💫”

chris likes the comment and replies, “i dreamed i was a burger”

#very random idk what’s wrong w me #i actually did dream i was a unicorn once #it was very fun as you can imagine #chris sturniolo #chris sturniolo x reader

[arabriddler]

Erm 😵‍💫

#Riddlebird #nygmobblepot #bee’s art #nahlaverse

[terachumiu]

George: hehe which streamer would i date? 😯 Erm, dream? 😳🫣 Omg nooo 😵‍💫😳😳 I don't know right now! 😥🫣😬

#georgenotfound #dreamwastaken #dreamnotfound #dnf #doodle #mcyt #art #my art

[rickittys]

thinking a lot about matthew’s arms… matthew wanting reader to sit on his face but she gets all shy about it at the last minute and just ends up hovering above him until he uses those arms to wrap around her thighs and pull her down onto his face 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 and matthew getting all pussy drunk when he finally does have her sitting on his face 😭😭😭

erm. anon ill have u know i’m rattling the locks of my enclosure as we speak…!!! FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK

matthew loves face sitting, proven to be factual and true. he’s so sweet and patient with getting you out of your comfort zone but today dude’s just extra hungry i guess. your make out session got way too heated for him and he’s practically leaking in his sweats (those grey ones yk the ones? yeah) when he huffs out, “baby, please sit on my face.” just that has you clenching and dripping, watching him lie back, his bulge gazing your underwear as you climb over him.

you feel yourself getting dizzy just thinking about your sexy muscular boyfriend absolutely ravaging you from below as you look down, lust swirling in his eager eyes. he runs his tongue along his lips before he murmurs, “everything okay, baby girl?” he laces his hand with yours out of concern as you look away. “i-i’m just nervous matt. i don’t know about this, i don’t wanna hurt you..”

“we’ll go slow today, alright angel?” he smiled. his thumb rubbed your knuckle. “you won’t hurt me, if anything’s wrong then we can stop, yeah?” shakily, you nodded silently as he helped drag your drenched underwear down your legs.

finally bare above him, you started shaking even more as he pressed wet kisses on the insides of your thighs, gazing up at you ready for dine. you slowly started sinking down before you nearly screamed feeling his arms circle the fat of your thighs yanking you down onto his awaiting mouth. your mouth drops open, stuttering and moaning, “m-matt, matthew fuck! oh f-fuck God, aah!” as he ran his tongue through your folds. your lower stomach was on fire as you crashed against the headboard, eyes crossing. his pleased grunts against your pussy made you throw your head back, ecstasy an understatement. “so fucking good, baby, fuck,” he groaned against you, his lips sucking on your clit. your hips jumped in his hold, a shriek leaving your lips.

you ran a hand over your face, sweat building up as you started subconsciously rolling against matthew’s mouth. delirious from pleasure, your boyfriend gave an encouraging spank to your ass, burying himself in any cavern he could reach. he snickered as you wantonly moaned when he began dipping his tongue into your hole, saying coyly, “aw, c’mom babe. i know you’re liking this, so fucking wet and soaking my face. should’ve done this sooner, huh? gonna cum for me?”

“y-yeaFUCK MATTHEW t-there please!” you whimpered, feeling hot with your incoming orgasm. nonstop shivers ran down your back while you let him lap at your stickiness, persistent in getting you off over and over.

#💬 ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #anon ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #🌫️ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ #zb1 smut #zerobaseone smut #zb1 hard hours #zb1 hard thoughts #matthew smut #seok matthew smut

[anadiasmount]

erm how have i never seen this pic… 🧍🏻‍♀️😵‍💫

#jude bellingham

[memento-rory]

HELLAUR MOOTIE :D

lets erm talk abt the kind of pet names/silly inside joke names spencer or teddy boy wld give their s/o bc i LIVE for ted calling his partner silly names just for shits and giggles

HIIIII MOOTIE 🩵 yes yes yes i love a good silly pet name

for silly names ted calls you, i already have a list going because he’s really such a silly guy that it only makes sense.

✭ pookie. i just know this man thinks it’s so funny. he gives “gasp! pookie is missing!” vibes.

✭ s(h)nookums. definitely uses this one when giving your cheek (the one on your face) or your nose a little affectionate pinch.

✭ sweetums. it just feels so Ted.

✭ darlin’. only ever with an exaggerated southern accent.

✭ honey bunny/honeybun/honeypie. there’s something very, like, domestic about this one. i can’t explain.

✭ pumpkin. uses this when he’s trying to (affectionately) annoy you.

✭ cuddle bug. calls you this when you snuggle up to him. “okay, cuddle bug.” or “hey, there’s my cuddle bug.”

✭ sugar booger/sugar boog. you guys watched jimmy neutron one time and it stuck.

✭ sugarplum. idk i just think it’s cute.

✭ sweet pea. i can’t explain this one either. i can see him accidentally typing “sweat pea” and that ends up sticking a bit more.

✭ puddin’ pop. again, just feels very Ted.

i can probably think of more but i’m going to move on for my own sake. 😵‍💫

spencer is a little tougher for me because he’s also silly but in such a different way.

✭ goober. like it just sounds so natural to me? “hey, goober.” or “hey, goob.”

✭ lil’ mama. only says it like johnny bravo.

✭ lovebug. “my little lovebug.” precious.

✭ cutiepie/sweetiepie. i just feel it in my bones.

✭ bae. uses it ironically, obviously. “yeah, that’s my bae.”

✭ crunchwrap supreme. reached into a weird part of my brain for this one, and for that i apologize. “there’s my little crunchwrap supreme!”

✭ stinky. he strikes me as the type to use a negative adjective and spin it positively. never uses ‘stink’ though. it’s always stinky.

again, spencer is tough. i’d loooove to hear your thoughts, dear mootie! 🩵

#rory answers #ted nivison x reader #spencer agnew x reader