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fictionkinfessions · 13 days
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(schedule this for 4/13 if you can, mpc.) yes i'm celebrating 'homestuck day,' but not in an excited wway. more like howw your aunt carol celebrates easter despite not going to church in a decade and just thinks it's nice to havve the family together. that is, until uncle ron makes an uncomfortable joke and her devviled eggs thoroughly ruined… in retrospect this is a vvery midwwestern joke and says a lot about wwhere i'vve been growwing up the past feww years of my life. oh wwell. sincerely, an eridan fictivve
(plaintext vers: Yes I'm celebrating 'Homestuck Day,' but not in an excited way. More like how your Aunt Carol celebrates Easter despite not going to church in a decade and just thinks it's nice to have the family together. That is, until Uncle Ron makes an uncomfortable joke and her deviled eggs thoroughly ruined… In retrospect this is a very midwestern joke and says a lot about where i've been growing up the past few years of my life. Oh well. Sincerely, an Eridan fictive)
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fictive-confessions · 2 years
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i get puzzled by my existence a lot as a fictivve, i make no sense in terms of wwhat is “canon” (not that my source’s made sense in the first place.) but i enjoy my life. i havve a child wwithin the system wwith our equius fictivve and i livve a happy life, so i truly cannot complain.
~ eridan
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lalondazed · 4 years
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aesthetic for an eridan missing his flush, gamzee
(requested by eridan, 7)
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fictionkinfessions · 20 days
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I find it super funny that 3 of our 4 NPD symptom holders are Homestuck fictives (Vriska, Eridan and me) and then the fourth is fucking Trixie from MLP
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fictionkinfessions · 13 days
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i aint got much a the mushy shit to say i just wwant ta let evvery mspa kin or fictivve or wwhatevver your connection to the comic is know
wwe havvent met but i hope youre all doin wwell and havve a good 413
-another eridan (#🏕️🚗, fictivve, ty mpc i am handin you a little kitty treat for all a the wwork ya do)
I ain't got much a the mushy shit to say I just want to let every mspa kin or fictive or whatever your connection to the comic is now. We haven't met but I hope you're all doing well and have a good 413.
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fictionkinfessions · 2 months
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i realized yesterday that ivve got some genuinely pretty fucked up memories of stuff that absolutely did not happen in canon for a multitude of reasons (partly because in canon wwe wwere kids an in my memories wwe wwere older teens in human years) but i really dont knoww wwhat to do wwith all that. there isnt really anyone i can talk to an say 'hey ivve got the most fucked up canon imaginable howw are you doin today'. its just frustratin an lonely
-eridan fictivve
I realized yesterday that ive got some genuinely pretty fucked up memories of stuff that absolutely did not happen in canon for a multitude of reasons (partly because in canon we were kids and in my memories we were older teens in human years) but I really dont know what to do with all that. there isnt really anyone I can talk to an say 'hey ive got the most fucked up canon imaginable how are you doing today'. its just frustrating an lonely -eridan fictive
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fictionkinfessions · 1 year
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Anonymous asked:
[EB]: Hopefully this can be posted on May 6, buttt [EB]: Happy Birthday to our Eridan Fictive!!! [EB]: It mentioned it's birthday was before the body's and he didn't mention it was today until a few days ago, but I just wanted to share the birthday cheer!! :D
(Please tag as fictive!! :B)
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fictionkinfessions · 3 years
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oh cod i think im pitchin for a human, and he isnt evven an attractivve human
howw do i explain blackrom to him should i evven be sendin spades
mamma mia here i go again
-eridan (fictivve)
#🐟♠️🔆
“oh god I think I'm pitching for a human, and he isnt even an attractive human
how do I explain blackrom to him should I even be sendin spades
mamma mia here I go again
-eridan (fictive)“
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fictionkinfessions · 3 years
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glublub i fish !
anywway this is a lovvemail to the entire fuckin alternian ocean. i LOVVE the sea so much guys i glub glub glub! /pos /vverbal stim
in my back lawwnring there wwas this kelp forest but the alternian kelp had these big red bioluminescent berries the size a an apple growwin on them and they wwere so swweet and juicy and i used to bundle them up in the kelp leavves
and i used to divve dowwn into the trench wwhere fefs lusus livved and i wwould pick up all sorts a rings and bracelets and horncuffs and necklaces that had fallen dowwn like a little sea dragon /pos
i miss the ocean so much, it wwas my home glubglub
(anyone is wwelcome to hop on the topic but i ask any fefs wwho do so do NOT address me specifically in it and please givve a wwarnin if you decide to talk about your eridan thank you /nm)
#♠️🐟🔆
“Glublub I fish !
Anyway this is a lovemail to the entire fuckin alternian ocean. I love the sea so much guys I glub glub glub! /pos /verbal stim
In my back lawnring there was this kelp forest but the alternian kelp had these big red bioluminescent berries the size of an apple growing on them and they were so sweet and juicy and I used to bundle them up in the kelp leaves
And I used to dive down into the trench where fef's lusus lived and I would pick up all sorts of rings and bracelets and horncuffs and necklaces that had fallen down like a little sea dragon /pos
I miss the ocean so much, it was my home glubglub
(anyone is welcome to hop on the topic but I ask any fefs who do so do not address me specifically in it and please give a warnin if you decide to talk about your eridan thank you /nm)”
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fictionkinfessions · 3 years
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i havvent been into homestuck in a long time but ivve found myself wwith my eridan fictive after havvin a sleepovver wwith my friend wwho kins fef and my fiancé who kins sol and noww i dont wwanna leavve. -♒️eri
“I havent been into homestuck in a long time but I’ve found myself with my eridan fictive after having a sleepover with my friend who kins fef and my fiancé who kins sol and now I dont wanna leave.
-♒️eri“
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fictionkinfessions · 3 years
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wwherevver you are noww, i hope youre up late at night regrettin wwhat you did. i hope it haunts you. i hope you knoww that youre the reason i flinch wwhenevver someone touches my shoulders. fuck you roxy.
#🌊☔️ (tag as fictivve please?)
“wherever you are now, I hope you’re up late at night regretting what you did. I hope it haunts you. I hope you know that youre the reason I flinch whenever someone touches my shoulders. Fuck you roxy.“
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fictionkinfessions · 3 years
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sometimes my entire existence feels like a setup to an awwful joke /neu
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an eridan fictivve kinsiders henry from fnaf
wwhere is the punchline? good question, it probably got burned underwwater! wwelcome to hell
#🐟♠️🔆
“Sometimes my entire existence feels like a setup to an awful joke /neu
Like
An eridan fictive kinsiders henry from fnaf
Where is the punchline? Good question, it probably got burned underwater! Welcome to hell
#🐟♠️🔆”
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