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cantsayidont · 2 months

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Probably unpopular opinions:

YELLOWJACKETS: Engrossing but half-baked Showtime horror-thriller series, obviously inspired by the TV show LOST and the real-life Uruguayan rugby team lost in the Andes in 1972, about a suburban high school girls' soccer team that descends into madness while stranded for two years in the wilderness following a plane crash in the mid-1990s, split between the period leading up to and following the crash, with the characters as teenagers, and the present day, where the rescued survivors are now maladjusted adults struggling to live down what happened to them 25 years earlier.

While the show's dark humor and assorted plot mysteries command attention, it's marred by a growing sense, even in the more tightly written first season, that many of the questions have no actual answers, and the showrunners are basically just winging it — unwise with a series this structurally complicated, and the same mistake that eventually reduced LOST to an extended shaggy-dog joke.

The plot holes really begin to accumulate in the clumsy, badly paced second season, which leaves the capable adult actors struggling to navigate obvious gaps in their characters' histories and interrelationships that the writers haven't yet gotten around to mapping out, and causes what are supposed to be fireworks-laden confrontations to fizzle ineffectually. An initially amusing plotline about the adult Shawna (Melanie Lynskey) trying to cover up a murder with the help of her loyal but useless husband (Warren Kole) and snotty teenage daughter (Sarah Desjardins) eventually reveals itself as a weak imitation knockoff of SANTA CLARITA DIET that doesn't know when to pivot, and the introduction of Elijah Wood as a (ludicrous) hetero love interest for the adult Misty (Christina Ricci) creates an obvious tension between Ricci's decision to play Misty as a closeted lesbian in love with Natalie (Juliette Lewis) and the writers' apparent determination to there-homo the main characters.

However, the biggest problems with YELLOWJACKETS remain the show's ongoing reluctance to make up its mind about whether it's a psychological thriller or a supernatural horror story in the mode of Stephen King's THE SHINING — an ambiguity that's more exasperating than intriguing — and the troubling fact that the characters of color are consistently treated far more brutally (and more dismissively) than any of the white characters.

#teevee #hateration holleration #yellowjackets #christina ricci #melanie lynskey #juliette lewis #elijah wood #lost #the way s2 doesn't bother until near the end #to even mention what happened to the rekha sharma character #is especially troubling given how s2 also completely discards #taisa's critically injured wife and terrorized young son #as she goes chasing after her white ex-gf

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cannibalismyuri · 7 months

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the miranda priestly affliction has befallen me. whatever will i do except bother elijah @http-byler about it

#(GET ME OUT IM FUCKING SERIOUS. ITS TROUBLING)#elijah <33 #sara says #honestly all of my lovely fans you would be very bereaved if it weren't for elijah's (unfortunate) existence #by having to put up with my rather - how do the kids say it? 'goofy' antics far more than you do as of such #(get me Out.)

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forthesanityofstorytellers · 9 months

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Dhdjfjsnfbs I'm obsessed with Endrei and Antor! Great writing and adooore the couple! It's a shame you said she's only in the prequel! I really hope you go with the "she survived but lost her memory" route. Desperate, sad but so much more potential for more happiness later on.

You think that writing was MINE!? ANDGKFXVGH I'm honored, but Edrei and Antor belong to @bloodlessheirbyjacques which isn't me (much as I'd love to be able to write like that 😅). I adore them too which is why I've been on a mini reblob spree 😂 You should totally read the rest of the Bloodless Heir snippets, the writing and world building is great. And follow the blog, lol.

#seriously #I still feel like i have trouble with writing couples #been getting more practice lately #answered asks #but Jacques writing has inspired me a few times #Antor x Edrei are my fav couple #but you should also check out Elijah #PIRATE #he's a pirate #I'll be done now lol

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asryr · 8 months

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i think ash keeps lil bits of surprise lore to drop on her siblings. she was out there running off for centuries doing weird shit and lemme tell you she did NOT write. kinda bitch who tells u what she had for dinner but doesn't think it's important to mention she killed the king of england two weeks ago.

#does it matter which one she was correct either way idk #sometimes theyre all actually minding their business as a family and then she just busts out the #oh yeah i was eating the british during the troubles #no she rarely elabourates #its the same way she probably told elijah that she killed a dragon and walked away leaving him to process #tbd.

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musingmixtape · 4 months

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✧ closed starter for @antivencm

“You don’t understand, you should never know, how easy you are to need.”

#i'm thinking secret relationship / or maybe it was supposed to be a one night stand but he's having trouble w keeping it that why! why is i #a secret/forbidden? i'll leave that up to u!#txt. elijah hart.#antivencm

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ayrennaranaaldmeri · 2 years

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GO BACK TO THE SHADOW AND TAKE THIS GARBAGE SHOW WITH YOU.

#anti trop #anti-rings-of-power #keep the elijah wood slander out of your rancid fucking mouth.#also lmfao the fucking elrond actor #who is elrond where is he from #it's not like they went to his house in both the hobbit and lotr or anything #you've been alive for 2 decades you could've picked up a book if you were that curious #tired of the dickriders for this show and their constant need to dunk on better things #the BEST case scenario for this fucking garbage is that after its over it will still die forgotten in the fucking sludge #PJ's LOTR movies and Elijah Wood's name will outlive this garbage.#you see how quickly people forgot got?? you see how it just vanished? and that show tried.#didn't have your 1 billion dollar budget but no one was wearing a long sleeved t-shirt with a chainmail print.#(also if you're going to whine about white knighting while you too are white knighting save us both the trouble just block me)#this is in the anti tag use /tagged instead of the search function.#go yell at the staff it isn't my fault search is always broken

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cobrakatharsis · 2 years

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kinktober 2022

day six: hair-pulling | mommy/daddy

daniel/johnny/amanda

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if johnny would let himself think about it - without daniel and amanda right there to soothe the worst side of the thoughts away, at least - he’d get so embarrassed he’d die. so he doesn’t think about it.

they’ve done that part. they’ve sat and talked about logistics and talked about what seemed like everything else in the world - safewords and boundaries and soft limits and hard limits and what the proper words for all this shit are, and then they’ve had countless further conversations every time johnny does fall into that endless black hole of humiliation and shame - and it’s all been done. so johnny doesn’t focus on the shame, it’ll only end up in another one of those godforsaken conversations where daniel and amanda hold him between them and dig at his feelings until he has to feel them, and he always ends up crying, so fuck that.

it feels good, he’s into it, daniel’s into it, amanda’s into it, and that’s all that matters.

and it’s like having a deep warm bath just ready to slip into at any time, whenever amanda or daniel drift up to him and use that tone with him - that special, honey-warm tone - as they pull him to bed or the couch or wherever it is they’re settling.

it’s the bed tonight.

amanda’s settled at the head of it against the pillows, and johnny’s got his head cradled in her lap, preening as she scratches her nails indulgently against his scalp - an ample distraction from daniel not being present. he’s looking for lube, johnny thinks he remembers him saying, because though they keep multiple stocks around the house they do also tend to have enough sex to deplete those stocks quickly, and amanda tuts softly as another minute or so passes.

“daddy’s taking an awfully long time,” she comments lightly to johnny, and a tiny shiver runs up johnny’s spine the way that it always does. she says it so naturally, an expertise which must come with being a real parent and having used such language as daily vocabulary.

it helps, how normal it all feels coming from amanda and daniel’s lips, including when daniel reenters the bedroom a moment later, bottle of lube in-hand, and assures, “daddy’s here.”

“there he is,” amanda coos with a smile, and leans over to meet daniel’s lips as they share a brief kiss over johnny, the kind of way johnny imagines parents who love each other must kiss around their children. perhaps, considering his role, he should feign disgust, as seems to be the general consensus from his experience with kids. he doubts he could do that, though, because daniel and amanda are beautiful and johnny can’t help but melt when their attention is back on him the very moment their kiss breaks, and daniel’s leaning down to press a kiss to johnny’s brow in turn.

“were you good for mommy?” he asks, voice low, and the shiver that runs up johnny’s spine this time is in no way tiny.

he’s assuming amanda will answer for him - she often does when they’re…doing this - but instead she nudges him gently as if to prompt or encourage him, so johnny swallows.

“yeah,” is all he manages to get out, voice quiet, and this time daniel kisses his lips, gentle and loving, before pulling back to look down at johnny, haloed into somewhat of a dark silhouette by the soft ceiling light behind him.

“you gonna be good for daddy now too?” he asks softly, and this time all johnny can manage is a nod but daniel takes it. he smiles warmly, leans down again to capture him in another kiss before he moves lower, kissing down johnny’s jaw and neck and then hiking up johnny’s t-shirt to bare his chest and stomach and scattering kisses all over.

he pauses when he reaches the waistband of johnny’s jeans, pressing a final kiss just below his navel, and then he looks up, but he doesn’t look at johnny. he’s looking at amanda, up above johnny’s head.

“you okay if i fuck him tonight?” he asks, and johnny shivers again. sometimes it drives him a bit insane, but he can’t deny for a second how hot he finds it - amanda and daniel talking to each other, checking with each other, mommy and daddy talking because they’re in charge, not him. he has his safewords, of course - and he could also just say no, it’s almost always accepted or compromised on if he says he wants something else, unless mommy and daddy agree he needs what they decided on - but ultimately decisions are made for him.

and in this context, with these people, it feels like the best thing in the world.

johnny realises with a start that he missed the rest of daniel and amanda’s conversation, whatever it was or may have been, as daniel swiftly undoes johnny’s jeans and pulls them down his legs.

“that sound good?” he asks, and johnny hums, a kind of admission that he isn’t sure what’s being talked about but isn’t anxious regardless. daniel looks up and smiles at him. “i’m gonna fuck you, baby. is that okay? mommy’s just gonna hold you. just like this.”

johnny inhales, and nods, because yeah, that definitely sounds okay. he doesn’t even put up any kind of inconvenience when daniel smoothly pulls his briefs off next, just lets himself be all loose and boneless and manhandled to where he needs to be.

daniel’s enjoying it, if the bulge in his slacks is anything to go by, but he’s clearly enjoying himself even more when he slicks his first finger and pushes it into johnny and johnny starts getting eager. he moves his hips, already trying to coax daniel into more, but amanda gives a sharp warning tug on his hair.

“be good,” she reminds him. daniel makes a indulgent, sympathetic noise.

“he’s being good,” he says. “aren’t you, baby? you want more?”

johnny nods, moving his hips again, and though he whines when daniel removes his finger he’s more than soothed when it comes back a second later to push inside with another, both covered in more lube. amanda sighs above him, but it’s more a sound of affection than one of sincere exasperation.

“you spoil him,” she tells daniel. daniel smiles at her and crooks his fingers inside johnny to stroke over his prostate, making him cry out and arch his back. he turns his head in amanda’s lap, buries his face against her thigh like he’s trying to hide, and when daniel doesn’t let up - just strokes over johnny’s prostate again - johnny reaches up to grab at her. amanda meets his hand and holds it, still stroking through his hair with the other.

“it’s not me,” she says, “tell daddy off.”

“daddy,” johnny whines, and that’s about as far as he gets with that, but it does make daniel let up with a soft groan, fingers retreating from their abuse on johnny’s prostate to instead spread inside of him, refocusing on the act of stretching him out.

softly, amanda laughs. she says something to daniel - maybe calls him a sucker - but johnny misses it because there’s another lube-slick finger pushing inside of him and the stretch makes him jerk his hips again, trying to fuck himself.

again, amanda tugs on his hair, but this time it only makes his hips jerk again.

“i told you, can’t punish him with something he likes,” daniel says, and after what might be a moment of consideration amanda tugs johnny’s hair again. johnny whines.

“‘manda,” he says, and that earns him yet another tug - much harder this time.

“who?”

“mommy,” he corrects immediately, the burn across his cheeks thankfully overshadowed by the burn on his scalp and in his sinuses from the responsive tears, and amanda tuts.

for a moment johnny is overtaken by the worry that he’s disappointed her. he looks up, but it kind of hurts to try and look at her from this angle and, as he is in her lap, he can’t really see her past the swell of her breasts.

“mommy,” he repeats, and immediately daniel and amanda are both all over him. amanda sits up so she can lean over him, gaze at him upside-down, but she still looks just as beautiful as she smiles at him. daniel, meanwhile, comes up to press kisses all over his face.

“hey, it’s okay,” he assures johnny softly, “mistakes happen, no biggie. you even corrected yourself.”

amanda coos above them both, leaning down to press a kiss to the top of daniel’s head and then bending herself near in half to press a kiss to johnny’s brow.

“our good boy,” she says to him, and daniel echoes the sentiment against johnny’s neck where he’s pressing the latest kiss before he cooks his fingers again.

“please,” johnny whispers, jerking his hips again with the stimulation.

“what do you want, baby?” daniel asks, and johnny could say something to the effect of ‘what you said you would give me’, but he doesn’t really want to be a brat right now - something else localised to this dynamic - so he just whines and jerks his hips yet again.

thankfully, daniel gets the picture. he presses another sweet kiss just under johnny’s jaw as he pulls his fingers out and goes for the lube again, and though he can’t see her johnny nuzzles into amanda’s lap and sighs when her fingernails begin to softly scratch his scalp again. it’s nice, but it’s not quite what he wants.

“can you…pull?” he asks her quietly, nudging his head into her hand as if to clarify. he shivers briefly as there’s the unmistakable sound of daniel slicking himself up, but amanda hums.

“how do we ask nicely, sweet boy?” she asks, and at the same moment johnny can feel daniel resituate himself between his spread thighs.

“how do we ask nicely?” he prompts, and johnny could call him a bastard - could call him a million different things - but he’s between them being laved in all their focus and he really, really wants daniel to fuck him. he really wants amanda to wrench him by the hair until he cries in her lap.

“please, mommy,” he says, heat burning down to his chest as he feels her tangle her fingers in the strands of his hair, and he inhales as he looks down to daniel between his thighs, one hand holding his cock right at johnny’s entrance and the other gently, lovingly stroking johnny’s hip. “p…please, daddy.”

and then they both give him what he wants in perfect sync. daniel pushes inside as amanda pulls at his hair to match the arc of johnny’s back, the way he cries out for them both and gasps with the ebb and flow of their movements, the perfect balance of their attention.

it’s worth all the embarrassment.

#nsft #sfw sasuke #lawrusso #2lawrusso #kinktober #kinktober 2022 #elijah writes #listen this is one of my favourite dynamics but writing this almost killed me idk why it gave me SO much trouble

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carbonateddelusion · 1 year

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THAT REMINDS ME- I need to draw another entry for the explanation posts.. I think I'll give a rundown on the two (three? sane AU Eddie isn't really his own thing) versions of Edgar and how his relationship with The Main Antagonist Dude (Eli/Jack) impacts the narrative

I'll definitely need some input from Ben for Elijah's portion, though

#it's a shame tho bc eli's universe is nowhere near as developed...#bc i have jack brainworm and it's much easier to decide things when you control the two MCs #vs when you have to have an in depth convo before you make any decisions bc the antagonist is your friend's #also Benny has a really hard time putting his thoughts about Elijah into words. he has trouble with expressing characterization in general #not in a narrative way but in a 'i can't talk about my own characters and explain things because only one person speaks Benninese' way #im very aware that it looks like i make all the big decisions but that's why i push so hard to remind everybody of ben's influence!!!#half of the characters aren't mine after all!#some of the most important narrative decisions (jack and isaac's EXISTENCE; basically everything abt their family including maddie;#the deaths of a lot of the children; eli's motivations in general which helped me feel out and learn how i wanted jack to be etc)#were his idea!! and im sure there's way more but i can't even remember.them bc at this point they're so integral to the foundation of the #narrative itself and its themes. i am the biggest ben supporter #i promise i am not the only man behind the curtain he is also very present #rox rumblings #me things #oc ramblings #beanie tag #i'm just like... the spokesperson. i am the face of the brand but we are both behind the scenes coming up with the formula together #i have the big fancy flourishes but we are both cooking

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after-nine-at-the-oasis · 1 year

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AAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH

#SCREAMING SHAKING GNASHING OF TEETH #welcome to my blog: the Elijah Stone Hate Club #hate this boy <33 #he says some funny stuff but that ain't worth it #(love the angst and drama though sldkghdjks)#the rookie #oasis's rookie chatter #oasis's the rookie chatter #wesley evers #angela lopez #wopez #hating <333 #excited and also not too excited to see how this goes xD #imagine wesley gets in trouble again in the future because he IS convicted for something and wesley vouched for him lol #(please don't have that happen xdd)#anyway AHHHHHHH my boy #loved the episode but still lol

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rodhalliburton · 4 months

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Are You a Troublemaker?

Ahab reigned as king of Israel beginning approximately 860 B.C. (exact dates of his reign vary). It was said that Ahab did evil in the sight of the Lord, more than all those who were before him. I Kings 16:30. Under his rule, idolatry was tolerated, even encouraged, largely a result of his evil wife Jezebel’s influence. Ahab erected an altar for Baal and made the Asherah, a wooden idol…

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#Ahab #consequences of sin #ELijah #eternal hell #immoral deeds #standard of right and wrong #trouble maker #unfruitful works of darkness #who are you to judge us

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saharathorn · 9 days

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Oh yeah that’s Elijah. Yeah he’s a ghost. Don’t worry about him he won’t cause any trouble. Yeah we invite him every year.

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nightospheresims · 3 months

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AxA 2023 Clothing Collection (For The Sims 3)

After many laborious days of sitting hunched over my laptop like a molerat... she's hereee! I converted the clothing ONLY (i'll leave the accessories for another day...), and included all of the belted/non-belted/patterned/graphic/solid variations as well. Not all of the original shirt graphics are included due to the amount of work it was, so I settled on about 6-9 of my favorite swatches each.

Also I just wanted to mention that, like always, the teen versions were giving me trouble so there may be seams on some of the items. If you notice any other issues tho, please mention them to me! This was a lot of stuff to convert so sometimes things slip through the cracks😞

The Leo tee was converted by me previously, so if you already have it make sure to delete it before downloading this!

More info about the items below the cut.

That's all I think... enjoy!

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note: in the .zip you can pick and choose which ones you want or you can download them all in a merged package :)

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♡ INFORMATION ♡

everything is recolorable and has custom thumbnails.

alek skirt

af and tf

everyday, career, outerwear

recolorable with 2 channels (skirt and buttons)

1 preset

jess shorts / oliver shorts

af, tf, am, and tm

everyday and athletic

2 presets: belted and non-belted versions

recolorable with 2 channels (shorts and buttons)

navie jeans / jack jeans

af, tf, am, tm

everyday, career, outerwear

2 presets: belted and non-belted versions

recolorable with 2 channels (pants and buttons)

max sweatpants / sam sweatpants

af, tf, am , tm

everyday, athletic, career

1 preset

recolorable with 3 channels (pants, stripes, and logo)

layla tee

af and tf

everyday, sleepwear, swimwear, athletic

9 presets: 1 solid, 8 graphics

recolorable with 2 channels (shirt and bows)

alex top

af and tf

everyday, formal, career

1 preset

recolorable with 1 channel

lyney jacket / lynette jacket

af, tf, am, and tm

everyday, sleepwear, outerwear

7 presets: 1 corduroy, 6 plaids

recolorable with 2 channels (jacket and top)

vanessa skirt

af and tf

everyday, formal, career, outerwear

2 presets: belted and non-belted

recolorable with 2 channels (skirt and fur)

tiffany top

af and tf

everyday, formal

1 preset

recolorable with 2 channels (top and charm)

trey top

am and tm

everyday, sleep, athletic, career

7 presets: 1 solid, 6 graphics

recolorable with 2 channels (shirt and safety pins)

troye top

am, tm

everyday, athletic, career, outerwear

1 preset

recolorable with 1 channel

elijah pants

am and tm

everyday, athletic, career

1 preset

recolorable with 2 channels (pants and buttons)

leo tee

am and tm

everyday, athletic, sleep, career

14 presets: 13 graphics, 1 solid

recolorable with 1 channel

♡ CREDITS ♡

this set belongs to aharris00britney! I just converted the clothing to the sims 3 :)

@matchsim @xto3conversionsfinds @pis3update @wanderingsimsfinds

#nightodl #the sims 3 #s3cc #ts3cc #sims 3 cc #ts3 #s3 cc #ts3 cc #the sims 3 cc #4t3 #4t3 conversion #4t3 clothing #ts3 conversions #ts3 mods #simblr #the sims #ts3 simblr #sims3 #ts3 download

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