When it's been ten years and you all forgot your brother could make those things he probably forgot too
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hehehehe not the egg
i am actually one of Emmett’s eggs tbh
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people who don't have a 20lb little cat to stand on their breastbone and put all his weight on a single tiny paw and refuse to be moved are really missing out, you should get on that
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Listen, bro, I know- I Know it's weird that I made my table top roleplaying game character a girl, but just hear me out ok. I thinks it's cool and I dunno... I like, relate to girl characters more? Like I don't live life as a girl, but I've always wondered what it'd be like, so I-
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My unsashable lust for minecraft is killing me your honor
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Shoutout to that one amino server I used to be active in. I hope y’all are doing better
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Mythbusters is great because Adam Savage will be like “Could Sir Arthur have built a surface to air missile with Middle Ages technology? Probably not. Anyway here’s how to make a bomb.” And Jamie will be like “If all goes well this will not blow up instantly and kill us.” And the three other guys are trying to see if you could kill a person by throwing an egg really fast.
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carefully picked up the book with my toes so I didn't disturb the terrible cat lying on my chest & he (immediately and without hesitation) started eating it
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Guy that takes estrogen not because he wants to transition but because he likes doing drugs and wants to experiment with a new one.
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SCOTLAND FOREVERRR 🏴🪺
This is a Good Omens 2 Easter egg I've yet to see anyone else point out.
When Aziraphale is in Edinburgh investigating the record mystery, he borrows a cell phone from a Scottish man to call Crowley.
The busted old phone has a Union Jack wallpaper.
Once Crowley hangs up, Aziraphale miraculously repairs the phone to say thank you, as well as putting blessings upon Twitter and Grindr.
The blessed phone also now has a Scottish flag wallpaper! 😇
I interpret this as a pretty clear statement from Neil Gaiman supporting Scottish independence.
Made a video about this for TikTok too.
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Wish I could give people life changing unsolicited advice the way spooky old women in horror movies do. Would love to tell a couple of people that they are possibly cursed by the narrative. Creep out of a shadow to tell a couple that they are super cute together. Crawl out of a drain pipe to warn a stranger about remembering to clean up their dog poop.
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