#dunno what broski!!!

[hungharrington]

“i’m also writing the biggest fic i’ve ever attempted on my other blog currently” 👀👀👀

it’s a steddie fic, not x reader 😫 sorry to break it to you babes </3

#yeah i write for gaybos what about it!! #i am neglecting the x reader babies over there tho >:( #too many things to do! to write! #also broski… u follow both my blogs but i dunno if u know that HAHA #jay answers

[ih8ugutz]

How to master Infected's typing quirk

cuz I've seen allotah ppl not getting it right and it kinda hurts to read emotionally and physically.,.,..

Its patterns:

Numbers instead of vocals and SOMETIMES consonants.

Examples:

A = 4

E = 3

I = 1

O =0

S = 5

Numbers instead of words.

Examples:

One = 1

To, too = 2

For = 4

Upper and lower case pattern:

Examples (w/o the numbers):

"These MaKe mY aLLerGieS AcT uP.."

"aLL We ceLEBRaTe R GOoOD TiMZ"

"Can tHis dOOd cOpEE my aewsmE SKAtER mooves?!11"

"It waS ON dIsCOUnt fOr OnE TIX! HOw COuld I PAss tHAt up?

"WOAh!! uR avATar Is sO SwAg!!"

They're pretty inconsistent.. although, I've notice that he uses ThE UppEr CaSe thE mOSt wHEn heS eXciTEd. sometimes he ju5t us3s l0w3r c4se but w1th numb3rs.

Examples:

"d1d I d0 s0m3th1ng wr0ng?"

"1 h4v3 n0 1d34 wh4t ur t4lk1ng abt."

Word abbreviations/ alterations:

Would - What = wuld - wut, wat

Party = partey, parteh

Dude = dud, dood

The = teh, dah

You - You're, your = u - ur

Me - My = meh - mah

Favorite = fave

Yes - No - Not =yez, yea - noez - nawt, no

Like = liek

What's up = whuzzup

You know - I don't know =yunno - I dunno, idk

Bro = brah, broh, broski

Are - Why - Be = r - y - b

Soda = soder

Love = luv, <3

Skate = sk8

Changes vocals or consonants with others that sound similar.

Examples:

S = Z

C = K

u = oo (or vice versa)

Use of emoticons:

:D, XD, DX, :[, :O, ^_^, >:(, X(, >_<, O_O, ;__;, -__-, ¬_¬, ~( ˘-˘~), (◞╭╮◟), :1, :3, .__., :/, ~(-_-)~, o_O, ┏(-_-)┛, xP, ╰( ^o^)╮, ( ツ ), :c

Common mistakes I've seen:

Unnecessary characters:

E = €

S =$

A = @

W = ₩

Y = ¥

i= !

U = ^

Just... Don't use them lol.

1t t4Ke5 a wH1L3 2 g3t us3D t0 iT bUt w1t pr4CT1cE uLL M4k3 iT ^_^" i h0Pe d1z w4s u53fuL :3

#regretevator #regretevator infected #typing quirk

[sanjoongie]

I said dont touch ~ Mommy!May

My 2nd submission for Mommy! May held by @whatudowhennooneseesyou

ღPairing: Kim Hongjoong x Reader (f) ღGenre: Mommy! au, established relationship trope, non idol au ღWord Count: 1,005 ღWarnings:  punishment, cockwarming, masturbation (f), pillow humping, watching porn with mommy ღRated: 18+ MDNI, smut with no plot ღDedication: @mejuii & @downtoamagicalland my beta broskis

↜Mommy San ↝Mommy Yeosang

You were going to be in so much trouble.

You had watched as Hongjoong got ready for work: covering up his thick thighs that peeked out of his boxer-shorts, buttoning up his dress shirt over his abs and pecs, and rolling up his sleeves over his biceps. You started to whimper and pressed your thighs together to search for some release.

Hongjoong heard your noises from the bed and raised an eyebrow at you. "What are you up to over there, angel?"

"Nothing," You squeaked.

Hongjoong ran a hand through his hair and sighed. "Little one, you know the rules. You're not allowed to touch yourself while I'm at work. Only Mommy gets to touch you and make you feel good."

You nodded firmly. "I'll be good."

Hongjoong bent down and kissed you on your forehead. "I'll see you when I get home then. Have a good day."

You did your best, you truly did, to be good. You tried to keep yourself distracted by eating breakfast and coloring. You tried to play games and read. But the constant throbbing of your pussy was getting to be too much. You couldn't help but think of the times you watched Hongjoong’s biceps bulge as he finger fucked you. All you wanted was his fingers inside of you.

You whimpered as the dirty thoughts took over. Hongjoong said don't touch but perhaps you could find a work-around. You grabbed a cushion and started to rub up against it. It had piping along the edge and it was stimulating your clit through your very wet panties. You moaned loudly and humped the pillow vigorously. Soon, your panties covered in your slick gave you pleasure but not enough to actually get anywhere.

So you laid down on the couch in your back, removed your panties and began to touch yourself. You were too far gone at this point. At least you would come before being punished. You moaned at how fucking wet you were. You could only imagine sitting in Hongjoong’s lap, your legs spread, and Hongjoong’s fingers lazily moving in and out of your hole as you watched a movie. Hongjoong could edge you like that for the entire film, if only to hear you beg for him to finally fuck you.

“Having fun, little one?”Hongjoong’s soft, dangerous voice floated to your ear and you opened your eyes quickly. 

“Oh shit!” You exclaimed, closing your legs and attempting to sit up. “Hong--”

Hongjoong was standing by the couch, arms crossed, biceps bulging under his sleeves and he was smiling. It was a polite mask that hid the bubbling anger in his chest right now. “Mommy told you to not touch and what did you do?”

You gulped and stared at the floor. “I dunno.”

Hongjoong took a few heavy steps to stand in front of you and gripped your jaw to make you look at him. “I asked you a question. Answer it,” He snapped.

“I touched myself while Mommy was at work,” You admitted forlornly.

Hongjoong let go of your jaw with a sharp twist of his wrist. He began to unbuckle his belt. “And now you’ll be punished for not only touching yourself but lying. I hope you’re ready, little one.”

You dropped to your knees on the floor, grabbing a fistful of his dress pants, “Please, Mommy, please I’m sorry.”

Hongjoong ignored you, undoing the snap and zipper to his pants and pushing his slacks down to his thighs. He promptly sat down on the couch and began to scroll on his phone. His eyes flickered to you. “Well, you know the drill.”

You frowned heavily but moved to straddle Hongjoong, leaning on his thighs and hovering your ass over his lap, facing forwards. Hongjoong held his dick straight so that you could impale yourself on him and you sank until he was fully seated inside of you. And you remained like that as Hongjoong connected his phone to the tv and began to play something from pornhub called “Good girls get Creampies”. You whimpered at the title.

“Mommy, I’m sorry,” You whined.

“The apology isn’t enough, angel. You have to be punished. You know you did wrong and now you have to suffer the consequences,” Hongjoong’s slightly-less-angry voice rumbled from behind you.

Your hips jerked to some degree while the ‘good girl’ on screen got pumped full of her Mommy’s cum. You whimpered as your swollen clit rubbed against Hongjoong’s pelvis. Even the teeny-est of sensations are making you suffer.

Hongjoong sighed heavily behind you, sounding disappointed. "Why do you make Mommy do this to you, little one?"

You sniffled and shook your head. "Want you inside of me. I always want you inside of me."

Hongjoong places a gentle hand on your head, patting you. "Are you saying it's my fault?"

You shook your head more aggressively. "Never! I just want to come!"

"Bad girls don't get to come from Mommy's cock,” Hongjoong reiterated. The pat of your head devolves into running a hand down your spine, causing you to shiver, and then both his hands grip your hips to ensure you stay still. “Now you watch what happens to good girls and you warm Mommy’s cock. Do you know how much I wanted to come home and make love to you, angel?”

“Mommy,” You cry out in sympathy. That hurt the most. It didn’t matter what Hongjoong did to you suddenly, it hurt more that Hongjoong couldn't find his relief in you. 

“Now Mommy has to punish you instead. Think about that, little one. Think about how Mommy could have been fucking you in our bed, filling you full of Mommy’s cum, giving you a creampie of your own, if only you had behaved.”

“Yes, Mommy,” You said sorrowfully.

Hongjoong’s lips couldn't help but twitch into a small smile. Perhaps if you took your punishment well, he could do something for you. But only after. Punishment first because even though Hongjoong hated punishing you, he couldn't help but love a brat. taglist: @hijirikaww @flowerboykun @kitten4sannie @starillusion13 @flurrys-creativity @stardragongalaxy @a-soft-hornytiny

↜Mommy San ↝Mommy Yeosang

#kvanity #kwritersworldnet #pirateeznet #thekpopuniverse #cultofdionysusnet #mommy!may #ateez smut #kim hongjoong smut #atz smut #hongjoong smut #kim hongjoong x reader #topaz's works #ღatz

[something-in-your-walls]

ALL THE MELVINS HAVE A GROUP CHAT HERE ARE WHAT SK MELVIN HAS EACH OF THEM SAVED AS + SOME OF HIS SMALL THOUGHTS ON THEM!

“megamind” AKA Villainborg (created by @drc00l4tt4) NOTES- refuses to let me put him as a witty nickname, but i did it in secret anyway, and apparently, he’s a supervillain too

“opposite me” AKA SK PPV (created by me!) NOTES- takes after blunder sometimes, even though he’s really nice

“guilt issues” AKA Guilt Ridden Melvin (created by @airim2023) NOTES- i don't like to bother him, he sure seems to be going through it, man

“original? I think?” AKA Book Melvin NOTES- actually he’s specifically known as the ‘book version’, whatever that means

“show?” AKA Show Melvin NOTES- no witty nickname, idk what else to call him

“original borg” AKA Melvinborg NOTES- cocky bastard and I kinda admire him for that ngl “my borg” AKA Borg (created by me!) NOTES- my future self, call only if there’s an emergency

“anti-humor boy” AKA Movie Melvin NOTES- apparently he’s the ‘movie version’??? again, I still have no clue what that means

“sneedly” AKA GP Melvin (created by @n4talia-chaparro) NOTES- very very sweet, i just have to be careful abt messaging him because his krupp can and will kill me if he finds out about our chats “sneedborg” AKA GP Melvinborg (created by @n4talia-chaparro) NOTES- barely ever online and has notifications off at all times, just in case

“opposite original” AKA PPV Melvin NOTES- he’s nice enough, even if there’s barely any braincells in that empty head of his

“alien barista” AKA Livmen NOTES- he acts like he's been conditioned to follow orders, which tracks, bc according to villainborg he was enslaved a while???

“egyptian original?” AKA Melvinites NOTES- can’t be bothered to spell his dumbass name right now, i'll figure it out later

“eat the rich” AKA Melvinport Sneedlyfeller III NOTES- his name is so fucking long, plus he gets annoying QUICK when you ACTUALLY have to deal with him

“snelvin” AKA Bizarro Melvin NOTES- try to dumb stuff down for him, he is NOT good at deducing things, and honestly, I really should know this by now

“professor s” AKA Professor Sneedly (created by @warrior-of-waistbands) NOTES- very clearly does NOT like kids and also refuses to let me give him a witty nickname

“hypno” AKA Hypnostuck Melvin (created by @somepancakeonline5377) NOTES- i think he's magical or something??? and apparently he’s from a game called homestuck????

“hypnoborg” AKA Hypnostuck Melvinborg (created by @somepancakeonline5377) NOTES- im not allowed to block him for his insane ass plans for some reason??? i dunno why though, his plans are probably the most flawed out of everyone's, ngl

“nuclear nerd” AKA Chemical Overdose Melvin (created by @dib-thing-wannabe) NOTES- this kid has fucking superpowers from nuclear waste??? and I thought MY universe was weird

“90’s ‘cool dude’ stereotype” AKA Broski Melvin NOTES- pretty cool I guess, but some of his lingo makes me physically cringe at times.

“she-devil” AKA Merlin Sneedly (created by @bluartist) NOTES- acts like show, but is a girl, and i'm pretty sure that’s basically the only real difference not much to say here about her

“hellraiser” AKA Merlinborg (created by @bluartist) NOTES- merlin’s version of borg, so just borg, but a girl, basically not much to say here about her, either

“rebel roboticist” AKA Redux Robotix Melvin (created by @sketch-twentytwo) NOTES- follows the rules but doesn’t seem to find the adults all that trustworthy???

“mythbusters wannabe” AKA Lab Comix Inc Melvin (created by @infinitree) NOTES- into pranking and tends to see impossible things as a challenge, when they really REALLY aren’t

#sammy talks #oh jeez this is gonna be a ton to tag huh #well i'll tag this post some other time #its finnnneeee #anyways hAVE YOUR LIST OF MELVINS PEOPLE

[crimeronan]

i love all the comics coming out about luz explaining bisexuality to hunter theyre all so fucking funny and choice. i gotta join the headcanon train i've been thinking about how this would go down and CANNOT stop imagining, just. like. god

hunter already knows he finds any gender attractive. however hunter did NOT know that there's a word for this. he basically asks luz why there's a word for "water is wet" and luz is like oh boy. alright i'm not explaining homophobia to you. but hunter are you. are you aware that.... that not...... not everyone. is bisexual

hunter was not aware of this. hunter finds this entire concept both baffling and vexing. so he immediately starts in with a million threads of "but HOW. but WHY. but that MAKES NO SENSE" that just get increasingly autistic. while luz is like I DUNNO DUDE. SEXUALITY IS FLUID I CAN'T WRITE YOU A THESIS ON IT RN I AM FOURTEEN YEARS OLD I'M JUST ONLINE

hunter's like "but that's STUPID!!!" luz is like my man. my guy. my dude my pal. you have No Idea how many microaggressions you're committing right now. Ohhh My God

then in trying to explain it Again, luz is very patiently like "well i like a lot of different types of people! amity likes girls exclusively though. it's just how she is"

which causes hunter to get caught in another loop of "BUT WHY THOUGH. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BOYS THEY LOOK NICE"

"she's just never liked a boy like that!"

"BUT WHAT IF ONE DAY SHE MEETS A NEW BOY AND THEN-"

"oh my god. hunter. you had no way of knowing this so it's okay but 'maybe someday you'll meet the right person' is like, the WORST thing you can POSSIBLY say. don't do that. it really doesn't matter That Much. you don't have to get it. it's fine"

hunter's like well okay fair enough i don't care enough about it to tread on people's toes. but also i hate this. i hate that you have cursed me with this knowledge and that i'm going to lay awake haunted for at least a week trying to figure it all out. why doesn't everybody in the entire world just do things that make sense to me, someone who is completely normal and rational about everything all the time

luz is like. alright drama queen. we can find some books and articles and stuff about it. is that cool??

hunter agrees to this and immediately perks up upon being told that there's an entire field of study just dedicated to stuff like this. but then after a second, still sounding just as vexed as before, he goes "i feel like i must be missing something obvious. i don't even know what gender MEANS"

"okay. what if.... i tell you...... that there are words for that, too."

"NOOOOOOOOOO,"

and basically all of this deeply silly nonsense resolves with luz just being like. alright my bisexual genderqueer weirdo broski whom i love so much. PLEASE ask me for etiquette tips before you go out and meet Literally Any gay people at all in the human world, anywhere, ever. i am Fucking Begging You,

#luz realizing eventually shes gonna have to explain homophobia and hunters gonna be even more apoplectic #i'm just imagining a poor 14-year-old kid trying to unravel the entirety of the gender-sexuality spectrum for a weird alien #and i'm SO FOND. theyre stupid. my kids who i raised. #toh #horrible mindscape trauma pals #hunter toh #luz noceda #long post #how did this become a long post it was supposed to be so short.

[bespectacledbookworm]

So a loooot ofpeople are passed at Watcher (and Steven Lim even though it's also Ryan and Shane's decision) for moving off of YouTube. But dropout did that too and from what I hear, it's going good for them. Also... it's 6 dollars? I feel like that's pretty reasonable. I hope their content proves to be worth the price.

Also, concerning Steven Lim- I don't understand why he's getting so much hate. I loved Worth It, and I'd love to see it, or a version of it again, with the original trio. They had great chemistry! It was different from Ryan and Shane's, but it was just as good, even a bit more wholesome.

I dunno. I think Watcher is getting too much hate for a decision that makes sense. Moving away from YouTube as a youtuber cab be difficult, because it's like this weird third space that doesn't translate well to other places. I think Jenna Marbles and Brittany Broski may have touched on that. You're trying to grow out of this thing that got you famous when you were young and be professional, be worthy of the big dogs in television of film...

Anyway, I will say, Watcher did alot of branching out and trying new things this year, and I think quite a bit of it flopped... I do think that Watcher's main draw will continue to be the dynamics between the main casts of Ghost/Mystery Files and Travel Season (new Worth It). I personally grew to love Puppet History and the other spooky related content Watcher had going on, so I hope that survives.

I want Watcher to survive. It would be sad to see it dissolve into nothing. I hope they can bring their audience back and bring us good content.

Will I subscribe for 6 bucks? Maybe a for a couple months here and there. I'd like to give them a chance.

#watcher

[idiot-mushroom]

I like your funky vibes broski, dunno what they are but the colors are bright.

Stay moist 👌

thank you i will stay moist

#ask reply

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

I'm a bit tired and high on absolutly nothing but air, and i come up with this weird headcanon :

Kiyondo (and a tiny bit Celestia) forced Kiyotaka to watch Twilight. For absolut no goddamn reason.

Here is his differents reaction to the movies iconic moments (that i chose. Obviously)

First movie ; The "You better hold on thight spider monkey" Line :

Taka : Why does he say that ??

Kiyo : Dunno, dude's weird.

Taka : Let me look up something quickly.

Kiyo : *pause the movie while Taka is writting violently on his phone*

Taka : *show something on his phone to Kiyondo*

The picture on his phone :

...

*silence*

Kiyo : It does look like her-

The "Sparkly vampire"

Taka : Why ?

Kiyondo : *shurg*

Second movie ;

The "I am depressed for 8 months because my hot vampire boyfriend left me"

Taka : ... Somehow this feel familiar ?

Kiyo : How ?!

Taka : I-I don't know ! It feel like something i have done in another life or something...

Kiyo : Okay !! Coffee break !! Now.

(I don't remmember what happened in the other movie so fast foward to Breaking dawn part 1)

The "Oh god, oh god, he broke the freaking bed frame 😳" scene

Taka and Kiyo : ....

Taka : ...Is it weird if i want that ?

Kiyo : If it's weird i don't want to be normal...

Taka : God...

Kiyo : ...You think Mondo can do that ?

Taka : Brother !... I-I don't know...

Kiyo : Well you know what to do next.

"What the hell happened to the house- THEY HAD SEX ??? THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED ???"

Taka : I need that man but only for that part.

Kiyo : This movie is awekening something in ya and i am all for that bro.

Taka : I mean, Jacob is more handsome but if Edward do that to me...

Kiyo : Bro ! Stop ! But yeah, Team Jacob ?

Taka : Yes. Team Jacob.

Kiyo : Anyway back to the fact that ya are a slut-

(If you want more of Taka reaction to certain movie just come in my ask box bro, i'm so bored and i'm okay with watching weird movie lmao)

LMAOOOO, OMGGG, TAKA ME FR!!! Get you a guy who loves you AND WILL BREAK THE DAMN BED WHILE Y'ALL HAVE SEX! (I wonder who he gets that from...*looks over at Takaaki*)

Also, yes, Team Jacob, he was a little annoying in later movies, but like...love him <33. I wonder how he'd react to Edward telling Bella he watches her sleep. From the first movie fndne. It's not iconic, but broski is so weird for that, like HELLO???

Also, go to bed soon! Sleep is very important! (<- hypocrite)

#danganronpa #kiyotaka ishimaru #kiyondo ishida #I'll definitely ask for that one day when I can figure out the perfect movie

[farmer-fucking-101]

Shane is the only character who was suicidal don’t worry

Bestie, you're acting like these aren't canon quotes from Sebastian

“If I just disappeared would it really matter?”

“I was thinking... people are like stones skipping over the water. Eventually we're going to sink.”

“For some reason, staring off into the bleak horizon makes me feel... I dunno. Like it's worthwhile to keep pushing on, I guess.”

"My room might be a little less depressing if I had a window...”

“I was *this* close to moping in bed the entire day. Kinda wish I had, now.”

“Nothing surprises me anymore... nothing makes me laugh.”

“I really hope they have those skeletons on display again this year. I almost feel like they're my friends at this point.”

“I'm sure Maru's happy that I'm gone.”

“I wonder what Sam's up to? We used to be really good friends.”

“I thought I'd never find happiness.”

I cut some of them down but broski, you are sorely mistaken. And Sam?

“I'm thankful for my guitar and my skateboard. Oh, and my family I guess.”

"Um… Maybe I’ll help out on the farm some other day. I feel lazy today. You’re not mad?"

“The old guitar... I just don't have the drive to play it anymore."

“Hey, sorry I didn’t make the bed. You know I’m sloppy… that’s why you like me, right?”

“So, did you get everything done on the farm today? If you didn't I won't be mad!”

"I hope Vincent’s not too lonely now that I’m gone… I kinda felt responsible for the little guy." And then "Adulthood will destroy them.”

"Seeing family is nice, but it’s also kind of depressing in a weird way."

Oh? You want more examples of characters that are depressed?

I'll list names or else this post will get too long

Alex

Kent

Penny

Jodi

Pokey, the hat mouse (all his friends laughed at his dream of making hats)

Jas

Leo

George

Krobus

Dwarf

Marnie

Do I need to go on?

#sdv #stardew #stardew valley #help wanted

[maybe-i-should-try-harder]

@rebuke-me hi I joined day 2 and 3 together they're homos

"Have you seen my jacket?" Jake asks Jenna first, because Jenna knows everything, and she's not big into pranks, at least not on Jake.

She glances up at him from her phone, something in her expression tells him she didn't expect Jake to say anything to her. She gives a shrug, and before she speaks, she turns off the screen of her phone. Huh. "You wear it like thrice a week. I've only seen it on you or Chloe."

Jake sighs, nodding. "Thanks anyway."

Jenna's expression remains the same, except for her eyebrows shooting up, as if she's surprised by anyone thanking her.

The journey goes on. He avoids asking Chloe, knowing if she had it, he would've seen it and he really doesn't want to be berated for losing it, or worse, flirted with.

Rich knows him best. But when he asks there's a mischievous laugh on his lips, looking at Jake as if he knows something he doesn't.

"Dunno, dude. Maybe ya left it somewhere secret." There's a slight cheekiness to his voice. He definitely knows where it is.

"Cmon, broski, I need it." Jake all but begs. "Pizza on me."

Rich glances at Jake, then at a text on his phone. "Tempting. But don't worry, you'll find it." And Rich refuses to elaborate. Jake still pays for the pizza.

Next, he tries Christine.

But there's the same mischievous glint in her eyes as Rich's. He doesn't like it.

As she answers it's almost as if she speaks in riddles.

Or maybe Jake just doesn't understand her terminology.

It isn't any more fruitful than his last encounters.

Soon enough, Jake realizes he doesn't know who to ask, or more so he doesn't have anyone. Brooke wouldn't know, they don't talk often, Chloe orders her how to act anyways. Dustin wouldn't care enough to answer, Madeline is like Chloe, and Jeremy's probably hungover from last night, the lightweight.

It seems his last option is Michael.

"No one's told you, huh?" Michael sounds as if he expected this.

"Is this a collaborative prank or something?"

Michael shakes his head, the headphones on his neck clanking with movement.

"Not exactly. Where did you see it last?"

Jake searches his mind. "Last night's party? It was chilly, wasn't it?"

Michael doesn't know. "I don't go to parties. Maybe you left it there."

At Madeline?

Jake sighs. "Probably not. I'll try, though. Uh." There's an empty space next to Michael. Somethings missing.

"Jeremy drank too much." Michael answers, mindreader. "Stayed home. Hey, can you give him these?" Michael doesn't wait for an answer, shoving a stack of comic books in his arms. "Thanks. Ciao."

Jake blinks, barely understanding what happened. When he catches up, Michael already left.

Roadtrip it is.

He visits Jeremy first, knocking on the door.

A few minutes pass, he hears a thump behind the door, a soft yelp.

Jake can't help his own grin, realizing what happened.

"You okay?' Jake attempts to ask once it's open, but instead, all he says is "Oh."

Jeremy's hair is messy, curls all in different directions. His cheeks are flushed red, and blue eyes wide in surprise to see Jake, one of his hands holding his hand, presumably what he hit when he fell.

And he's wearing Jake's letterman. It can't be his own. Jeremy never wore one, and it's way too big, baggy on him, sleeves past his fingertips, halfway down his legs.

"Oh my god." Jeremy blurts out in panic.

"I've been.. looking for that." Jake's throat is dry, suddenly finding it hard to speak, or to think.

Well, not to think per se, as his mind races with Jeremy wearing his clothes.

"Oh my god." He repeats.

"...it looks good on you."

"What?"

"I got your uh, comics."

"They're comic books - wait. Michael." Jeremy's face scrunched up cutely. He bumps his forehead against the door. "I'm going to kill him."

Jake tilts his head. "Uh?"

Jeremy doesn't reply, shrugging off the letterman. "Do you want me to wash it-? It, it uh, well, I mean, it kinda smells like me now. I'm sorry."

Jake truly does not think before he speaks.

"No thank you."

A beat.

"I mean, I don't mind it, thank you."

Damn it.

There's a buzz on his phone, he checks it out. A picture from Jenna. That can't be good.

He opens the text.

Oh!

His face lights up, almost red. The picture is from the party, Jeremy's drunk in Jake's lap, Jake's lips are on his cheek, a laugh bubbling from Jeremy, unaware of the camera.

He saves the picture to his phone.

"Can I come in?"

"I- oh, uh, yeah, sure. Sorry."

Jake smiles, returning the jacket to Jeremy. "You look cold."

"Oh, thanks."

Jake leans down slightly. Jeremy's cheeks are a shade darker. Cute. He enters the house, and it looks empty.

"No one home?"

"Just.. me, um."

"Oh, good."

He closes the door.

#deere week 2024 #bmc #deere #dillinjer

[fresh-ya-broski]

*[ Heya! Remember me~? ]*

Myst he probably doesn’t know-

*[ I found error’s location! :3333 ]*

MYST WHO THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ERROR

*[ I dunno but ima blow up his location!! ]*

oh no. not again

Bruh, I wouldn't do dat! Y'all remember what happened! Dat was not a fun time, broskis. But, sry y'all, I don't remember ya!

[cassiuspr]

hey alexander, as one of your best buds

you probably-scratch that- DEFINITELY shouldnt kill a person infront of marvin

marvin is extremely scared of you and feels as if he does something you dont like, he could get hurt. He thinks he needs to “play along” with whatever you’re doing

so like. You should probably be less violent around him and listen to what he likes to talk about

(maybe get him some wood and a knife so he can make the wooden animals he has made before)

Whaaaaat that’s crazy lmfao. You’re lying bro we’re besties. Who’d ever be afraid of me, anyway? I’m like. A weak ass nerd. Also why would I hurt him???? We’re friends???

I dunno what else I was supposed to do tho, like. The dude stabbed me. Could’ve hit something important. That was like. Self defence.

I guess I’ll try? To not kill a guy near him again? But like, again. Hard not to. Kinda my job broski.

I’ll see if I can do smth abt that last bit tho.

Yooo!!!! I can see the eyeball!!

–Alexander

#encoreverse blog #showfall #showfall ask blog #showfall media #alexander.

[dreamii-yume]

Hey yume, glad that chapter 6 was already up! (That 26,000 words thooo)

Anywaysss neru was such a sly foxxxxx (⁠=⁠｀⁠ェ⁠´⁠=⁠) bro didn't even try to hide his words or anything and just went into it 💀

He's such a sadist as well (tho I get the feeling that he was a little kinder(?) Than kaede in my HUMBLE opinion) like I dunnoooo maybe I'm just delusional

And Reina is getting a lil freaky too (like getting a lil masochist as mentioned by Neru) can't blame her tho it's probably a way to cope with the pain ಠ⁠ ⁠೧⁠ ⁠ಠ

I also remembered some of the scenes from the hentai (in Nemu's scene) where she's like getting beat the shit outta her face 💀 I'm glad you didn't follow that (I'm all for the rough and spanking but punching is a no no for me)

I'm a little confused about the last line (⁠´⁠(⁠ｪ⁠)⁠｀)? Like what does Neru mean?

My lil brain also remembered some scenes from the hentai where there's like a cult there? Like I vividly remember there's people wearing dark cloak and shot, also Rin was like their leader and some shit (can't remember cuz I skipped those scenes to only look at the echi scenes LMAO)

Ps. Also the otome ASMR u recommended to me was awesome (⁠灬⁠º⁠‿⁠º⁠灬⁠)⁠♡ but finding the audio was low-key hard lol. Of course after searching the deep dark web I managed to find the audio (⁠ ͝⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ͡⁠°⁠)⁠ᕤ

The translation was easy to find lmao and I listened to the tracks but I couldn't really finished it because I'm a lil choosy about my ASMR kdkdkdndkkejd (and I'm still a lil busy huhu I'll finish it when I have free time, f u college)

I mean it's a good audio but because it's a lil old in the otome genre I find it hard to listen to, because the guy keeps dumping info after info to the listeners when it's not necessary at all ಠ⁠∀⁠ಠ like we be eating breakfast and suddenly he be like, "yeah, ur the reason why I changed ಠ⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ⁠ಠ" then proceeds to tell me his life story

Like broski, you could've told me when it's an emotional scene but nuh uh he was like lemme tell you in our breakfast table ಠ⁠‿⁠ಠ

But that's the only con that I have, the voice is still scrumptious (THE ECCHI SCENE DURING THE FIRST TRACK WAS HNGHHH LOVE IT)

It's an old asmr so I kinda gave it a pass for the writing (I noticed how the pacing and info dumping was really not that good on old asmr) and yes, I listen to A LOT of ASMRs, so I have heard some godly and the not so good otome audios (but I still listen to them cuz beggar can't be choosers)

(God pls forgive me for my sins, but otome ASMR is my religion)

I have a lot of otome asmr recommendations but this is getting long (and I dunno if u want some recommendations, but if you wanna hear it lemme know!)

-euphoria anon

LOL I think part of the reason why Neru seems “kinder” than Kaede during his turn is because his rule stated that he had to be “rough” but doesn’t necessarily mean “non-consensual” so Neru wanted to do everything in his power to give Reina some sort of pleasure haha (Though, it still end up extremely non-con lol) Wherein, Kaede had to be rough and less kind against his will in order to clear the game 🧎‍♀️ Oh the irony

…Maybe there’s some correlation to that on why he said what he said at the end there. Who knows~? You’re my judge here ♥︎

I’m not really a fan of the anime in general, so I don’t remember what scenes there are 🧎‍♀️ I’m relying mostly on the game for future scenes lol I agree so much with the punching, it’s not sexy—That’s just domestic violence?? And I will never include that in a sex scene 😭 …But there is a scene similar to that in the future, so I’m just giving out a warning in advance, but I think it’s relevant to the plot, I swear 😭 It’s not going to be like a sadist-masochist thing ☠️

Oh, and Rinne’s route in the game was just mind-fuckery—Don’t even worry about it, Darling ☠️

I’m glad you enjoyed the recommendation! I really agree with the info lore dumping ☠️ But I guess I can’t blame them too much about it, because it’s an audio drama lol What else can you do but you know…ｔａｌｋ？ LMAO Oh, and it has a sequel too!

Don’t be shy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Lay out that recommendation list, Darling ♥︎ We’re all degenerate friends here 💅✨

#talk with yume #euphoria

[possibly-astraeus]

what is your skin routine, broski

I use body wash to clean my face, rise that off, and then I use a face cloth with the H2Os on it and just

Yea

I dunno

#mask says stuff lol

[headbuds]

Why is front so chaotic

I dunno man

Broskis when do we eat breakfast

What's for breakfast?

In a few minutes. Donuts and eggs.

EWWWWWW

Ewwww except for donuts mmm

I wish I hadn't split off

Yeah same man

Mood

#internal system dialogue #food

[kingsofneon]

I wildly misheard the lyrics to Ke$ha's Cannibal and thought of you. Can we get something on the theme of "my little heart goes pitter patter every time you think you matter"?

me vibrating the normal amount at recieveing an ask: yeah sure bud w/e

________

They find the gold in a ghost ship.

The crew's one man, half-starved and he snarls slurs instead of pleading so Marco doesn't feel that bad about killing him. His bones go up in ash, and then they set about exploring. Pops had sent the two of them out first to stake out the ship drifting their way, haki meaning he wasn't concerned about an ambush but curiosity making him want to explore. Ace can't get sick - his body temperature is literally posion to most viriuses - and Marco's fucking immortal, so if iless was what took them out-

But then again; this section of the Line is known for blowing people off course, and they soon find there's no food in the hold. It's a sure sign of simple mistakes instead of illness, so Marco's not on edge as he trails after a delighted, eager Ace.

For all that they know what caused this ship's fall, it's still cold and still below decks, the ship creaking in the waves and almost completely silent. Marco holds back a shiver as Ace raises his fire-lit hand up higher, light dancing along the weather-worn beams.

And then it strikes gold; the room they walk into gleams, shining shafts of light sent in striking patterns all around them.

"Holy shit," Ace says, eyes alight at the pile in the middle of the room. And it is a pile; almost a mountain of shimmering gold coins and jewels, all iridescent in his flames.

There may not've been food, but if they'd known how to eat gold, they would've been fed for years.

Marco watches as Ace's grin spreads from ear to ear, and then he takes a running leap into the pile, the clatter of coins making the ship's silence shatter. He lets out an oof, then rolls over, covered in gold and grinning.

"Marco," he says delightedly, and it would be nice if Marco could answer, but for the moment he's spellbound by the sight. If he could, he'd leave Ace spread on a pile of gold always; his skin is beautiful, glowing in the reflected firelight, and the gold brings out the warm tones in his eyes and his hair. Ace's expression shifts, a hint of cocky delight coming to his mouth. "Hey birdbrain, think you can make your way over here? Or is this much glitter making you malfunction."

He shakes his head in a vague approximation of a no, but also mainly to get his wits back, taking measured steps toward Ace before bending down to kiss him. Ace sighs quietly, sweetly, biting at his bottom lip and letting his free hand drag Marco closer by the collar of his shirt.

"It wasn't the gold that I was distracted by," Marco murmurs when he's allowed to pull away, and is delighted by Ace's pretty flush. It's barely visible in the light, but Marco's well-practiced in his boyfriend's face.

He's well-practiced, and so that's enough to see Ace cock his head, the heartbeat of time where he makes a decision, where today is just enough for him.

"I deserve it," Ace says, and Marco gets to his knees. You do, you do, you do, chants the part of him obsessed, delighted by Ace taking what he wants. What he deserves, and has deserved since birth.

"It looks good on you," Marco says instead, kissing Ace's knee, the sharp jut of his hip, his neck, and Ace chucks his head back, hands twining in Marco's hair.

"Thank you," Ace says, instead of his normal refute, and Marco wants to crow from a flagpole, pride filling his chest. "You look very good too, pretty bird."

Marco feels his cheeks faintly flush, and levers himself off his knees to draw Ace into a kiss, hand pressed against Ace's half-hard cock. He tastes like blood and gold, heat and joy, and Marco can hear his heart thumping in his ears, a delightful sound when normally it just ticks.

Before meeting Ace- he was so calm, before meeting Ace. Phoenixes are fire, sure, but they're long-lived, they're permanent. They know when to burn but they spend so long in the skies that sometimes they forget humanity. And Marco? Marco's old, old enough that so many things don't bother him anymore.

But Ace's self-hatred bothered him, and seeing him like this? Seeing him confident?

He's pretty grateful that Pops is a good therapist.

"Marco," Ace says, nails gently scritching at his scalp, and Marco doesn't hold down the purr in his throat, "I think you're gonna ride me on this pile of gold. That's a fucking story."

His grin is sharp and stunning when Marco pulls away from kissing his neck. The words aren't a question; just confident, gleeful fact, and Marco has never been more eager to make them reality.

"Anything you want," he says, with a grin of his own.

He wonders if Ace knows how much he means it.

#i will also say i kinda #ooo man idk smth abt the vibes of it also made me think #abt smth kinda sad #dunno what broski!!! #but like a :) haha you dumb fool you think you matter? #pathetic. But so cute #lbr tho i like this one better snickers #vibes inspired by mido assss always #ribs and otherwise - the fic where ace wears a corset and doms the shit out of everyone #marcoace #opnsfw #my writing #anon #asks #the OTHER one was ace + aftermath of wb death / marineford & he finally stands up up for himself again