How to be the best Bard in DND
1.) Be Ace, you will never flirt with anyone you cross paths with cause you studied all of your damn buffs.
2.) Be Pan, by flirting with everyone, you have the highest odds of negating any combat.
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Funniest bit of the dnd movie is Xenk clearly being an NPC the DM introduced for lore and plot purposes who’s a competent fighter because of course he is, his reputation and backstory require it. But whoopsies the DM made him too powerful, the whole party likes him, and now they want him to come with to fight the BBEG which will completely and utterly fuck up the encounter balance
So instead of there being any actual plot reason he can’t join Xenk just says “I can’t. This is something only you can do.” And then walks off, never to interact with the party again because the DM just knows those little shits will find a way to use their OP creation against them
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A little peek at Ryoko Kui's illustrations for the upcoming Weekly Famitsu magazine
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there was something really jim henson-esque and campy about how some of the non-human races were portrayed in the new dnd movie that i really enjoyed. they could’ve easily gone the shitty cgi route or just not shown those races up close at all, but no, they said you want a bird man? we’re gonna get you a bird man
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let’s get one thing clear
she walked
so she could death drop
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wanna hear my head canons about the uber-story underpinning dungeons and dragons honor among thieves? well you’re gonna:
the players who created holga and edgin are indeed best friends but the dm who controls xenk is edgin’s partner and they created xenk specifically to annoy him in particular and everyone thinks this is hysterical. edgin’s player has been playing edgin for twenty years and his name is really ed, with holga’s as the runner-up at fifteen. and doric’s player was invited by simon’s player and indeed doesn’t know these people and has probably never even played before which explains how doric sometimes almost seems to break character. the older and more seasoned players have wagers on how long it will take those two to get together irl.
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the xenk/edgin dynamic is hilarious bc xenk is like edgin🥰i have the utmost faith in you and your oath to me🥰i will gladly save your life and explicitly trust you to do the same🥰it brings me great joy to see you reawaken as the harper you are meant to be 🥰 here take my hand🥰 and edgin is like Fuck U. *takes hand*
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One thing I really appreciated in Dungeons and Dragons: Honor among Thieves was that the friendship between Holga and Edgin remained just that, a friendship. Both of them were shown to at least have a romantic interest in the opposite sex even if they aren’t heterosexual, and they care for Kira together, but after one mention of them being together that they both emphatically reject it’s never brought up again. They’re just friends and family to each other without having to be in a romantic/sexual relationship.
That is so rare in big name movies these days and so refreshing to see that just because a man and a woman share a scene they don’t have to fucking fall in love. More of this
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Session notes...getting ready for the boss fight prt.2
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