#dumpling squid!!!

[lousydrawingsforgoodpeople]

#dumpling squid #time will smite your rivals #doodles #bad art #lousy drawings #doodle #ominous positivity #squid

[justaravingwritingdesk]

Now that I'm reading ORV again, I'm starting to think that maybe, the one Kim Dokja loves and hates the most isn't really Yoo Joonghyuk, but himself.

When you look again at the parallels between them, you'll see that Yoo Joonghyuk is Kim Dokja's "ideal" self. Yoo Joonghyuk even becomes his comfort character. Thing is, Kim Dokja draws a clear line between him and Yoo Joonghyuk, so even if he acknowledges that he wants to be like Yoo Joonghyuk he still believes he can't be Yoo Joonghyuk. That's why he shifts between wanting to be Yoo Joonghyuk when dealing with reality—I mean, his mantra is literally "I am Yoo Joonghyuk"—and wanting to stand beside Yoo Joonghyuk when reading TWSA.

Moreover, his relationship with Yoo Joonghyuk as the Most Ancient Dream plays a complicated parallel with his relationship with his mother. Just as his mother portrays herself as the "murderer" who killed his father, the Most Ancient Dream portrays himself as the one who "forced" Yoo Joonghyuk into an endless cycle of regression when in fact, it was Kim Dokja himself who murdered his father just as it was Yoo Joonghyuk himself who chose to enter the cycle of regression. And just like his mother who never truly answered Kim Dokja's earnest questions of why she did everything she did, the Most Ancient Dream never actually replied to any of Yoo Joonghyuk’s questions from the 1st through 1863rd regressions. Both the parent and the sponsor only "looked" at their child and their incarnation, respectively. Both Lee Sookyung and the now grown-up Kim Dokja locked themselves in a prison of their own making, just so the young Kim Dokja and the Company that they'd respectively loved could go on with their lives. Both Lee Sookyung and Kim Dokja made hard choices that they thought back on many times but never regretted. That's why Kim Dokja hates and loves his mother, because he sees the man he's become in her.

And don't get me started on the Star Stream! From the Four Fragments of the Final Wall to the Main Scenarios themselves, everything is set up to reflect Kim Dokja's own life! [Main Scenario #1 -Proof of Value], the scenario that began the tragedy, requires the taking of a life—mirroring the murder of Kim Dokja's father as the beginning of his personal tragedy. [Scenario - Survival] makes them pay for every day they live through and takes away the food they painstakingly gathered—no guesses as to what that hints of his home life. The last scenario was a very rude wake-up call, confirming his fears that the apocalypse was a tragic of his own making.

I need a drink. A very sweet drink. ORV is so sad to read sometimes, now that I'm reading it again and reading between the lines. Buh-bye for now.

Welp, rave on.

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #character analysis #kim dokja is his own warning #poor guy is depressed and suicidal #also #generational trauma #like mother like son #in a bad way #projecting #yoo joonghyuk #lee sookyung #self hatred #a whole lot #but also #comfort character #the squid and the dumpling #the rat and the sunfish

[yaecciao]

have a squid

#orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kim dokja #kdj #murim dumpling yjh #omniscient reader #orv fanart #kdj fanart #kim scammer squid bastard dokja

[pttucker]

By the time I opened my eyes, I ended up freaking out by what I saw. [999] spoke to me as I stared dumbfoundedly at the mirror, my eyes blinking non-stop. – It's done. Holy moly. This might not be enough to slap Yoo Joonghyuk's cheek silly, but still… It should be enough to make me ponder whether I should slap him or not, at least. I rubbed my new statuesque face and muttered to myself. "…Can't I keep this face forever?" – If you do, you'll be struck by the storm of Probability's aftermath.

First off, kind of weird that he'd be struck by Probability just for wearing a new face??? Especially when he's worn one before? Unless finally this face actually does appear handsome to those around him when it should be blurry? In which case, why does him not appearing blurry mean so much to the Star Stream that it would literally be affected by Probability?

I mean, my theory is that it's because he's a reader from outside the story and thus the people inside the story can't know what he actually looks like since how can characters in a book ever see the person reading the book?

Secondly, YOU DON'T NEED TO KEEP IT DOKJA YOUR ORIGINAL FACE IS PERFECTLY FINE!

I swear if this novel doesn't end on everyone seeing his real face and telling him what a handsome guy he is I'm gonna riot. RIOT I SAY!

LOOK AT WHAT ALL OF YOU HAVE DONE TO THIS POOR MAN! YOU'VE GIVEN HIM ANXIETY ABOUT HIS LOOKS AND MADE HIM THINK HE'S SO UGLY HE HAS TO PERMANENTLY HIDE HIS REAL FACE!!!

#justice for dokja! #I know he's a lying scamming squid but having completely random people call him ugly INCLUDING AT HIS FUNERAL is just uncalled for #poor poor dokja #lmfao though at tiny yjh choosing to be a Murim dumpling #I love the little callbacks that we get in this novel #orv #orv spoilers #orv liveblog #orv novel chapter 424 #omniscient reader's viewpoint #kdj #yjh #...man at this point I really should have different yjh tags but at the same time it's not INACCURATE to tag them all as yjh

[not-dere]

#food #chinese #dim sum #tea #pastries #cha siu #bun #steamed #squid #siu mai #dumplings

[artbreddo]

just to say I got a fever I think and I feel sick so uhh I can't do art requests but I can answer stuff

#BTW the squid in the image is called a dumpling squid #No art reqs please! #Normal asks are still on tho

[splatoongamefiles]

Springfest Idols! I'm tired so here's all the files, i'll make some of the previews and fbx models tomorrow!

Includes Squid Sisters, Off the Hook, and Deep Cut.

These depend on textures from the regular models, and I've included everything that's needed.

Both pearl and marina have both normal and springfest (dumpling) textures for skin and hair, the materials the textures are used for are named accordingly.

#splatoon #game rip #splatoon 3 #models #file upload #deep cut #squid sisters #off the hook

[opbackgrounds]

#opbackgrounds #one piece #ch439 #ships ahoy #poll #thousand sunny

[ghostie-gengar]

three four eight three!!

relationship chart and their swim forms :3

hcs under the cut (ages are as of splat3)

Captain

real name Sango, aka DJ Sango, nicknamed Agent Ick (squid sisters)

she/her, played with he/him during OE

22

robust clubhook squid

splattershot main but can work with anything

pretty chill and stoic but tells really good stories if she's in the mood

loves her girlfriend agent 8 so much and thinks she's the most amazing girl in the world <3

pretty blunt with the rest of the splatoon but with eight she's so warm it's like she's a totally different person (can you tell im obsessed with agent 24)

she sees a lot of herself in Neo but doesn't really know how to talk to them so she just. stares at them

acts fed up with Neo's antics but secretly finds them endearing. likes to pick them up and throw them

huge scar on her eye from being sanitized (the eye glows tho so thats cool) and has various others all over

Agent 4

real name Shoyu, nicknamed Sho (marie) and Four-Brains (captain)

he/him

19

firefly squid

dualies main

his freckles and spots glow! his tentacles are sparkly and so is his ink thanks to a condition he has. it's about as common as freckles

super busy college student trying to balance his hobbies with agent duties and schoolwork

hobbies include video games, music, parkour, clam blitz, and hanging out with his friends

knees are usually scraped

wears mismatched socks

he's a super cool guy, but he tries a little too hard sometimes so he can be kinda cringefail but we love him!!

super nosy and pays a lot of attention to details, mild perfectionism

shortest of the agents other than Neo, but give them like a year and they'll be taller than him

Agent 8

real name Umiko, nicknamed Eighty (captain)

she/her

22

bimac octopus

mains heavy splatling and e-liter

she's shy when you first meet her but she's super sweet and friendly once you get to know her

hides in small spaces when she's scared, easily startled

besties with Four, they play just dance together

she thinks Captain is soooo cool and has a huge crush on her (yes they're dating)

prefers to be called Eight over her real name. only Captain gets to call her Umiko <3

lives with Captain, but stayed at Four's place during splat3

has some burn scars on her back (from failed OE missions) and post side order one of her tentacles is bleached (same side as captain's sanitization scar <3)

Neo Agent 3

real name Trip, aka Inkborn Harbinger Of Destiny, nicknamed Newbie (squid sisters and captain)

they/them

13

bigfin reef squid

splatana main (they modded their splatana wiper to have the firepower of a stamper)

they lie about their age to play turf wars- this led to them being recruited into the NSS

autism swag

they love love love shiny things and also spiderman

looks up to Captain but is also terrified of her

loves it when Captain picks them up and throws them

when they get scared/overwhelmed during missions they go and sit near Captain. they don't even say anything, it's just comforting to be near someone they know has been through worse

had an enormous crush on Shiver until they met her, when she genuinely tried to kill them

has a strong sense of wonder and is fascinated by all that alterna has to offer

the back of their head is fuzzy, and they have various scratches all over

homeless for most of their life, briefly lived with the Salmonids, then was able to snag an apartment with special arrangements for their rent to be cheaper since they're a kid

they scrape by selling the treasure they find in the desert

they see Miso as their equal and treat him like a younger sibling. they get extremely offended when people assume he's their pet, as does he

hates Mr. Grizz with a passion.

Neo Agent 3 Jr.

real name Miso, aka Miso Soup With Tofu And Green Onions With A Side Of Dumplings And Fried Rice, nicknamed Little Buddy (Neo)

he/him

7

smallfry salmonid

was rescued by Neo from Grizzco before he hatched, where Mr. Grizz had full intentions to kill him

he hatched from a special golden egg that glowed brighter than all the rest, it was prophesied that he would leave the salmonids and rise up against a great evil

always hungry, will munch on anything (including Captain's shoes)

extremely loyal to Neo and loves them very much. the two of them look out for each other and live together

he and Neo lived with the salmonids when Neo couldn't nail down a permanent place to live, then they had to leave due to an unfortunate incident with Grizzco.

#SHOVES MY AGENTS IN YOUR FACE #i have so many hcs for neo omg can you tell they're my fav #also yes i know four's name means soy sauce i did it on purpose #i like naming splatoon ocs after seafood so i was tryna name him after a dish with firefly squid #but nothing sounded good so i went with mf soy sauce #anyways. the splatoon brainrot wins again #gengar's cool art #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 2 octo expansion #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 side order #agent 3 #captain agent 3 #captain 3 #agent 4 #agent 8 #neo agent 3 #new agent 3 #smallfry #little buddy #splatoon oc #splatoon fanart #splatoon headcanon

[magicalgirlfia]

Etymology for (almost) Every New Splatband Characters Name

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Front Roe:

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All of their aliases are in reference to the meanings of their original names. Their numbers probably just represent the order they’re usually introduced in when referred to out of universe (with Murasaki being bumped up to 3)

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001Ngt/001Nite - Ichiya (One night sushi)

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002Wsb/002Wsbi - Namida (A type of wasabi used by sushi chefs)

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003Soy/003Soss - Murasaki (A type of soy sauce)

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004Clm/004Clam - We don’t know his real name but he sure is a clam.

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Damp Socks:

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キズシ [Kizushi] - きずし [Kizushi] is a type of sushi in which a fish (usually a mackerel) is soaked in vinegar.

Vinny Mack - In reference to their Japanese name. Vinny(gar) Mack(erel).

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明石さん [Akashi-san] - Akashi is a surname but is more likely in reference to 明石焼き [Akashiyaki], a dumpling is made of an egg batter and octopus dipped into dashi (a fish broth). “San” is an honorific that is equivalent to Mr/Mrs in English.

Garris - Garris alludes me. I’ve spent actual hours trying to figure out what the name is referring to and I can’t figure it out. Maybe I’m missing something obvious but until someone tells me what it is I will remain stumped.

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アンドウヨウジ [Andō Yōji] - アンコウ[Ankō] is the Japanese name for anglerfish. ヨウジ [Yōji] is a common masculine Japanese given name.

Jhon Goose - Goosefish is another name for anglerfish. Jhon is a common masculine English given name.

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Yoko and the Gold Bazookas:

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兵頭タオ [Hyoudou Tao] - Hyoudou is a Japanese surname which in this case seems to be a shortened version of ひょうもんだこ [hyoumondako], the Japanese name for the blue ringed octopus. “Tao” could be a reference to タコ [Tako], the Japanese word for octopus, but it could very well be referencing something else.

Tao Blu - Blu is in reference to them being a blue ringed octopus. See above for their given name.

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Toxy - Derived from the word “toxic”.

Tosh - Most likely taken from their Japanese name.

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キタノ [Kitano] - “キタノクジャクイカ” [Kitanokujakuika] is the Japanese name for Taonius borealis, a species of glass squid which they seem to be based on.

Martin - This one I’m not sure about! The best I’ve got is the possibility their name is derived from the word “Martian” due to their alien-like appearance.

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トグロ [Toguro] - The toguro squid is a species of deep sea squid.

Jessika - A play on the name Jessica, replacing the “c” with a “k” to make “ika” (the Japanese word for squid).

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H2Whoa:

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SHIMA - シマダコ [Shima dako] is a species of (you guessed it) octopus, which shares a similar pattern of stripes to the character.

Lionel - The best I’ve got is that it COULD be a reference to how mimic octopuses (which have a similar stripe pattern to the characters tentacles) tend to mimic lionfish. That seems like a stretch to me too but it’s the only thing I could think of.

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NAGARE - Their appearance is based on ナガレハナ [Nagarehana] coral.

Cora - As seen above, they are a species of coral.

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I’m so tired. Hope this was an interesting read. Hate you forever Garris.

#fia says things #splatbands #Splatoon #splatoon 3 #Garris is the reason my crops will not flourish next harvest

[squephalopod]

Sepioloidea lineolata

I offer you the dumpling squid, such beauty, such succulence. shrimp filling

#love me a good sepioid. #are they more commonly called the striped pajama squid yes but I’m hungry and striped pajamas are less tasty #squid squaturday #sepioid sunday #week 25 #who even cares what day it is at this point #cephalopods #marine biology #squid #I be smiling and teeheeing like a little fool #not to be confused with heeheeing which is reserved for michael jackson who lives in my wall

[rarepears]

Re: Shen Yuan as Shen Jiu’s grandma, was SJ

a) still ‘misplaced’ by his birth fam? And when SY found out he went on a rampage to get him back?

b) a former/current slave absentmindedly adopted by SY when he saw him being mistreated? Or

c) actually grew up with his birth fam and crawled into SY’s luggage when SY wandered off again to chase the latest monster?

Shen Yuan found a baby by the ravine while he was drunk. Shen Yuan won't admit that his original inspo for Shen Jiu's name was the character wine... (Wine = 酒 jiu). Anyways, drunk!Shen Yuan decided that it would be a GREAT idea to take a baby with him to sightsee some awesome monsters known as the Jade-Horned Squealing Squid, also known as That Horn-y Tentacle Porn Arc in PIDW.

If Shen Yuan's Alexa ordered calarmi on Uber Eats while he read that chapter... no one would know.

Ahem.

Shen Jiu was a very well traveled kid. He's that obnoxious cousin who's been everywhere, seen everything cool, and tried all the cool foreign food... and shows off all that knowledge in every conversation.

Shen Jiu at a restaurant: Oh, my favorite dish to order in the Northern borderlands is the Five Spring Chive dumplings. Pity this place can't hold a candle to the little hole in the wall Grandma brought me to when I was 7. Shen Jiu in the park: Hm, this reminds me of the palace's gardens - the Southern Demon Empire's Summer Palace's left wing gardens to be exact. Insert all the cousins rolling their eyes because they already heard about how another demonic ruler was trying to woo Grandma again, what's new

[More in #shen jiu and grandma!shen yuan au]

#ask #svsss ideas #svsss #svsss au #shen yuan #scumbag self saving system #shen qingqiu #shen jiu #shen jiu and grandma!shen yuan au

[paldean-sandwich-rater]

A sandwich.

It contains ice cream, whipped cream, sponge cake, meat balls, broccoli, pineapple, strawberries, tomatoes, lettuce, rice, noodles, mac and cheese, bacon, beef jerky, dried fish, seaweed, one of every Pokemon berry, jam, olive oil, lotus, dragon fruit, ravioli, ramen, tempura, teriyaki chicken, macaroons, escargots, mint, pepper, salt, sugar, croquettes, pickles, apples, avocados, sausages, bell peppers, grapes, pizza, a donut, cheese, more cheese, even more cheese, mushrooms, mustard, olives, a fried egg, a scrambled egg, blueberries, a poached egg, chawanmushi, a red bean bun, mochi, bbq sauce, chicken nuggets, french fries, takoyaki, pancakes, mackerel, salmon, coffee beans, spinach, a tiny bit of corn cream soup, ramensanga, fettucine alfredo, a plain bagel, pretzels, chocolate chip cookies, sweet potato, yam, potato, scallions, scallops, squid, crab stick, fish balls, fish cakes, oyster sauce, silken tofu, barley, cereal, paprika, oysters, red snapper, sea bass, plums, bean sprouts, garlic, string cheese, camembert, swiss cheese, mozzarella, parmesan cheese, yogurt, brinjal, a macdonald’s happy meal (without the toy and the packaging of course), truffles, caviar, tapioca balls, fried chicken, century eggs, cake sprinkles, dark chocolate, milk chocolate, white chocolate, milk tea (just a tinge), coffee (also a tinge), pudding, pumpkin, honey, mutton, mashed potatoes, bananas, icelandic fermented shark that they bury in the ground for months, raisins, dried mangoes, a drop of water, jelly, nata de coco, prunes, roasted pork, rosemary, bee pollen, peas, deer meat, rabbit meat, fish maw, ham, turkey, m&ms, chub, fufu, watermelon, winter melon, rock melon, coffee jelly, cacao, carrots, blueberries, black tea, dumplings, carrot cake, beetroot, purple cabbage, corn, celery, edamame, red beans, black beans, green beans, kidney beans, cashews, peanuts, pecans, sunflower seeds, walnuts, chickpeas, almonds, daikon, MSG, tamales, anchovies, tabbouleh, lions mane mushroom, chicken of the woods, kelp, octopus, durian, kimchi, crème fraîche, popcorn, cotton candy, everything bagel seasoning, capers, pears, marinara sauce, bittercress, butter cream, every single iteration of galarian curry, sushi, sashimi, kale and a very very specific ramen bowl (without the actual bowl) from a very particular shop located in Iwatodai.

And the top and bottom buns are somehow made from 50 different kinds of bread in a checker box pattern.

It comes with a picture.

Ingredients: I am not typing all of that out again. What the fuck.

Smell: You’ve taken an entire food court’s worth of food and made it into a sandwich. This isn’t even possible. Why am I considering this. 3/5

Taste: How do you eat this. 2/5

Texture: You get like 5 different foods every bite. This is not balanced. There is no harmony. This sandwich is the embodiment of disorder and chaos. 1/5

Presentation: The fact that this even looks sandwich adjacent is a fucking miracle. You don’t get full points though. Because I don’t like you. 3/5

Would Chunk Eat It?: He would eat maybe 1/50th of it. So no. 1/5

Final Score: 2/5

Critic’s Notes: Why would you waste this much food. Just host a party. Donate it. Something fucking anything I am begging at this point.

#asks #sandwich rating #anon sandwich sub(mission)

[rheesvandar]

She-Ra Characters’ favorite foods (Earth foods for simplicity). Will go specific or general category on a case-by-case basis.

Adora: Japanese cheesecake. She loves sweets and these are light and fluffy!

Catra: Meow Mix KBBQ. She loves all the meats and that she can make hers how she likes it (rare) without messing with Adora’s (medium well)

Glimmer: Bao. She made dumplings in S5 and it’s the only food we’ve seen her enjoy afaik.

Bow: Fondue. It’s like cooking your food on tiny arrows!

Perfuma: Vegan salads in general. Because Perfuma.

Mermista: Dungeonness Crab. She has an understanding with most sea creatures but not crabs. Fuck ‘em.

Sea Hawk: Baked Alaska. He likes that it’s set on fire.

Scorpia: Roast turkey legs. They’re yummy and easy to grip with pincers. Perfuma isn’t happy about it, though.

Double Trouble: Caviar. They hate the taste but love how it makes them look fancy.

Entrapta: Tapas. She loves that there’s entire restaurants built around tiny foods!

Hordak: French onion soup in a sourdough bowl. He still prefers his meals in mostly liquid form and is fond of the umami flavor.

Madame Razz: Lakeshore berry pie (ask a Midwesterner)

Frosta: Dino nuggets. IDK, she’s like twelve.

Micah: Frog legs. It reminds him of his favorite food from Beast Island.

Shadow Weaver: Squid ink pasta. Matches her soul.

Thoughts? Differing headcanons? Complaints?

#she ra spop #spop #spop entrapta #spop hordak #spop catra #spop adora #spop frosta #spop perfuma #spop mermista #spop glimmer #spop bow #spop micah #madame razz #food

[typhlonectes]

Striped Pyjama Squid aka Striped Dumpling Squid (Sepioloidea lineolata) mating, Indo-Pacific region

photograph by Scubagirl85 | Wikipeda CC

#pyjama squid #cephalopod #mollusk #ocean #animals #marine biology #nature

[nunezs-stuff]

For each of your OCs, what are their favourite foods and drinks?

Oh I'm so sorry this took so long

Kianna komori

Tiramisu

Strawberry Shortcake

Most desserts but not ones with lemon or lime

rice balls

Meatballs

Chicken strips and fries

Donuts

She also likes to try different foods but she will never eat snails or squid or frogs

Drinks

Dr Pepper

Sprite

Water

tea

Next is Sister Rosa

Spaghetti and meatballs

Fried fish with chips

Oranges

And literally anything that tastes good and isn't snails or frogs are octopus

Chili

Gumbo

Jambalaya

Drinks

Now this is an odd Factor since father Demaryius prefers his children to be healthy so she's mostly used to drinking milk or water and juice

But she does like Dr Pepper and strawberry boba

And sometimes liquor

Next is Father Demaryius

Jambalaya

Gumbo

Homemade spaghetti and meatballs

Cupcakes

Raw meat

Chocolate cake

Cherry pie

Fried chicken and mashed potatoes

Drinks

He's never really had much experience with different drinks but he does

The different drinks his children bring him

But if I had to say his favorite I would have to say

Chocolate milk

Strawberry milk

Boba

Dr Pepper

Sprite

Next is Ema

Fried Chicken

Dumplings

Fresh made fries

Fried fish

Cupcakes

Drinks

Boba

Water

Fanta

#yandere oc #spotify #i must survive