#dude eats better than I do

[kiradrinkalot]

The side eye Nick gave me this morning when I told him we're out of cow ears and and dental sticks so he will only get a regular treat...

He sniffed the treats, looked at me and then looked at the shelf I keep the ears and gave me a LOOK

#hardcore judging that he's getting ears after I'm paid #I think I spoiled him a bit... #Nick #he got rabbit broth for dinner tho #labradorretriever #dude eats better than I do

[babisawyer]

Jackie realizing she’s gonna have to take care of shauna and jeff’s ghost baby

#🐇 #yellowjackets #truly it’s so interesting to me how much better this season is than the first that literally never happens for me #the current timeline is finally getting interesting. Jeff is still the best part #love how fast misty took to being a cult that is so her™️ #Jackie liking poppies is interesting to me both in the Jackie is gay camp and also you know the whole thing with wizard oz and her death #the ending was so fucking depressing I need a nap now #like I’m so happy they didn’t eat the baby that would have been so incredibly cheap but glad to finally have answers #like do we think shauna was dreaming or had she temporarily crossed over because like where was Jackie and the French dude #I’d say it would make sense that Lottie could be there somehow #idk it reminded me a lot of Jackie’s death of course so I have many questions #I will say the cop story line is pretty stupid like no fucking way is any of this legal and also let’s kill that creep cop shauna #I will help you girl I will drive the get away car #I was also like wondering awhile ago if Lottie’a camp is near where the plane crash was #and my best friend and I were like no there’s no way and then they tell us it’s in New York so like possibly close to the boarder? #I tried looking up cherry hill but I couldn’t find anything idk it’s probably totally unlikely and they just also happen to be in the woods #I didn’t get a preview for next week is there a preview? idk #my complaint this week is where is Jackie lmfao where is her ghost why wasn’t she in sex ed give me something I’m not ready to move on!!!!

[silasbug]

so every couple of months i remember Ergo Proxy and my brain stops working for a minute. (read: i'm trying to avoid working on my actual WIP so i decided to fuck around and find out how the ibis gouache brush works. it's weird.)

#brought to you by Daniel Grimsby's 'Kiri' cover #i'm a vincent law bug okay i admit it #that dude is so pathetic and whiny and sopping wet i love him #'Reeeeeee-Llllllll' SHUT UP you SIMP #not the greatest show ever made but i had fun with it and enjoyed a lot of the ideas. it had good potential. #lbr i just loved the dark atmosphere. i eat that shit up. #i do wish the ending had been handled a bit better- rather than going off into a semi-incoherent and convulted mess but you know #you can't win 'em all #i'm still mad i accidentally spoiled the twist for myself because i was a dumb bitch and googled the show lmao #ergo proxy #fanart #bug.art

[bottom-slut-unionizer]

I'm so glad I'm attracted to bears bc being like naturally attracted to men with bellies already feels 80x healthier than whatever the fuck is going on with muscle fetishists. Definitely better for my self esteem too

#also like steroid abuse is a big problem in the gay community #gay men are 5x more likely than straight men to abuse steroids #so like #im def way happier liking dudes with bellies n realistic body types than being another shallow twink #obsessed with muscles n pressuring dudes to try steroids bc then ill treat them like a normal person #until i forget about them next week n theyre still using them #some of yall dont seem to know that steroids or working out a ton is LITERALLY an eating disorder #prioritizing muscle gain over everything else is not healthy #not psychologically not physically #is this gonna stop you? #no #but will it make you consider the effects your kinks have on your view of normal body types n your own self esteem? #probably also not #but i do hope you get better n realize its better to be ignored by a few shallow twinks than it is to waste #your entire life trying to give yourself a body just so you can get attention from them #i know theyre hot #but theyre not fucking worth it #n theyre not gonna be hot for long #@ my friend johny

[ronanlynchbf]

hell day today and i'm only two hours into my EIGHT HOUR SHIFT

#9 to 5 by dolly parton starts playing in the background.. #literally had to open up shop alone 2day and also was entirely alone for the first 45 min. of my shift so that was already a negative start #to the day + i heard that i can't have my break later than two thirty which is very bad for me bc 1) there'll be a lot of ppl all around me #when i'm eating which i already dislike and 2) like 85% of ppl taking their break around that time are VERY noisy eaters so even worse and #then 3) it'll be really loud in the room as well bc everyone's talking loudly and eating and the cutlery's clanging against plates and such #and also some ppl have actual full-blown arguments with each other in the break room bc half the ppl here hate each other's guts so more #negatives to the day and then on top of that we've had sooooo many annoying customers already today who r just. intent on making u stressed #out and upset and literally will tell u to your face to 'do your job better' like bro...i can easily tell you haven't worked in retail.... #also someone hung their clothes on the rack outside the fitting rooms which is where u hang ur clothes when you're DONE fitting them & don' #want them bc they don't fit or don't sit right or u just don't rlly like them after all so if clothes are hanging there we the ppl working #there WILL take them and hang them back in their original places what did u expect to happen?? anyway someone hung the clothes they had #tried on already and did want there and i reached out to take them bc like. that's what we do here..we hang the clothes on the 'discard #rack' back in the store bc else the rack gets stuffed and the woman literally grabbed my arm and said 'those are mine what do u think you'r #doing' LIKE?????? GIRL THE RACK'S THERE FOR A REASONNNN ofc i'm going to assume u don't want them anymore if they're hanging there that's #why it's called the DISCARD rack....also how am i to know those specific clothes are yours HONESTLYYYYYY STFU AND GET OFF ME #ALSO some dude was like (to his child but like. looking at me while he said it.) 'this guy needs a haircut doesn't he' bc my hair is kinda #long and apparently i passed today. LIKE 1st of all kind of a rude thing to say to a stranger innit 2nd of all setting a great example to #your child there just casually commenting on other ppl's looks like that👍 3rd of all jokes on you you wouldn't consider me a guy if #you Knew most likely. thanks for that little zing of glee much obliged <3 but also man just piss off will you. 4th of all my hair isn't eve #that long....like the ends of it are just shy of my shoulders wdym LONG if u knew the long-haired guys i know you'd faint. #anyway. great start of the day. i still have six more hours to go 🥴 #ALSO no surprise this always happens but my legs already hurt SOOOOOOOO BADDDDDD :((((((((((( #r.txt

[exbeaut]

i know we hate him and i SHOULD really hate him but?? idk i just don’t like maybe it’s the daddy issues but i want him to be my dad i’m SORRY

#I KNOW HES TERRIBLE BUT HES BETTER THAN MY BIOLOGICAL DAD SO??? #and like he’s just a guy that’s what’s actually quite sad #and i mean yeah he chose to become god he did that shit as we saw in nona but still he didn’t really know what he was doing dude wasn’t #eating or sleeping man’s was going insane truly #and being enabled by religious fanatics #but he does suck and i’m excited for harrow and gideon to kick his ass but still #anskalkajd #i’m rereading barrow the ninth rn LMAO #did i just read it for the first time a week ago? yeah #but i reread gideon yesterday so now we are here #and i’m UPSET #tlt

[acrosstimeandspace]

mmm i don’t like this one bit. don’t at all. nope

#fae’s vent #spacing this out but tw for weird coworker behavior from an older coworker #/////////////////////////////////////////////////// #///////////////////////////////////////// #an older coworker who’s position can best be described as ‘my boss if my boss isn’t there’ #asked me for my number (which is technically freely available bc we all share our numbers in case of emergency) #and then after he got it commented on wanting to go out to eat together but wouldn’t bc i don’t eat out #and now! without even texting! he called me! #i’m still majorly hoping he’s just trying to like. work dad? me which is still uncomfortable to me but it’s better than the alternative #going to talk to a coworker about this but ugh. #like dude it’s barely the start of the year do not do this to me!!!! #i just have one more semester in this place just a few more months #and we don’t have an overlapping shift thank god

[glacial-coyote]

i'm exhausted i'm exhausted i'm exhausted i'm exhausted i'm exhausted

#work is so much and my brain is in tatters and i am so tired and it's every day my fucking dudes #remembered i could scream into this void don't mind me #a better alternative than putting this hot mess on my friends which i would rather eat hot coals than do

[explanationpoint]

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#need to belong to a rich neoliberal woman who’s invested in my safety #she thinks my leftist ideas are quaint #she gives me Xanax when I get too excited about the news (it’s stronger than she says it is and i know but i don’t care) #she thinks it’s fun to set my daily schedule but #well i like it because I’m being told what to do but it ends up being enriching and constructive #even if it includes chores because you know what? building better habits is constructive too #anyway yeah she has a 25 step plan for surviving the fallout of climate change #property in New Zealand #and being useful in that space is part of my training too of course #but she cares about my comfort #also she ties me up and just goes crazy on me I’m like a bop it she pushes my buttons and I make a lot of noise and i eat her sloppy style #i mean not that sloppy but i do tend to use a fair amount of saliva #maybe we’d rarely have penetrative sex but she doesn’t pressure me into it and in fact really takes control #telling me to relax and let it feel good #and we cuddle and she’s very warm and maybe she gains some weight while we’re dating but i love her and love it because i love her #im sick im fucked in the head dude

[pebblezone]

🕺

#brain’s in too critical mode we’re going back to basics #seras can make a mean scotch egg. pip is cooking better than anyone else in the hellsing organization by default via not being British #pip grew up somewhat in America right? dude learned how to square dance #Walter could fuck up guitar hero I think gonzoverse allows that to happen and it Shall #I think integra would fall for those like Updog Ben Dover type jokes every time without fail #which hellsing character prefers the evangelion rebuilds to the originals? which character sucks ass at tying their shoes? #so many important questions that need answers #talkingcore #hellsing #girl I’m back at college I don’t want to do actual work this is evil why is my spring break in February literally Despicable Me in real life #hmmmm letting myself talk may have been a mistake. eh I don’t have the time for critical self reflection time to eat trail mix

[madlichen]

i wish my autism beam was real and i could shoot people with it and also give them autism too so everyone could be autism because when everyones autism no one is

#syndromes not evil the bad guy is society and mental health is so much more than keeping the crazies off the streets #i wish i could change society and be a queer little mouseboy who likes science #but no cannot have nice things society will make you the villain for trying to change it why are the villains always smart in movies #because they recognize the pain and suffering in the world thats why they see it and they actually do something about it #but that makes them evil thats why theyre the villain because they want change and change is bad #the us government is actively stopping me from changing the world for the better one person one autism beam at a time #birds arent real theyre government drones beaming 5g mind control waves into our synapses and i sciencedude have a solution #global havannah syndrome must be stopped we must the villain murderous scum hiding out in bushes from eating our babies #just so long as we only protect the unborn babies and not the children because the dead are more important than the living #enslave the middle class to the monopolies bring about the oligarchy bleed out on our machines to raise efficiency and bring costs down #in this essay i will explain why the coming downfall of society has everything to do with how we treat others #thiS IS THE POLICE OPEN UP THERE HE IS GET HIM wait no you got the wrong guy NO THE FBI NEVER MAKES MISTAKES I AM THE LAW #breaking news a man by the name of science dude has been arrested for reasons not even the fbi is willing to share #NO PLEASE IM INNOCENT HELP ME #wow they must have done something really bad if the police are arresting them lets influence our audience to think theyre bad as well #breaking news someone got cancelled its a crying shame this cancel culture business tune in next time to the only source of truth on tv #i want to live i want to live i want to live i want to live i want to live i want to live i want to live i want to live i want to live i w- #liiiiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvveeeeeeeee #its a cold place and they say it gets colder #your bundled up now wait til you get older #but the media men beg to differ #judging by the hole in the satellite picture #the ice we skate is getting pretty thin #the waters getting warm so you might as well swim #my worlds on fire how bout yours #thats the way i like it and i never get bored #well the years start comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin and they dont stop comin #im crawing in my skin these wounds they will not heal #janine janine youd like to know me well but there are things inside my head that even i cant face #these and other song when you tune in and enter to win 0% apr for the first twenty months no money down offer lasts until 10 years ago

[wovenstarlight]

yoojins like well if i murder a man and glue him to the ceiling no one will notice for a while because people never look at the ceiling and im like. head in hands (<- arachnophobic and prone to looking at the ceiling in every room i walk into to check for the little fuckers)

#star.txt #checking for little dudes and finding a regular sized dude? stuck to the ceiling by oversized webbing?? #i would be out of that building in .2s who cares if sunrise is in 4 hours. let the monsters eat me. better option than The Thing in there #tllb #nsglb #my sranks spoilers #a little bit hysterical at this thought honestly. checking ceilings more frantically #no dudes of any size thankfully but they sure do love popcorning the ceiling in houses. why is that

[arctic-hands]

Is eating only applesauce a perhaps overly sweet and not very nutrient-dense meal? Yes. Is it better than not eating anything, which was my original plan for the day until I could run to the grocery store after running around town? Also yes

#as the Vine of Yore said: #'dude are you drinking coffee for breakfast?' 'yeah. what have you eaten for breakfast?' 'nothing' 'I'm doing better than you' #paraphrasing #sugary food is better than no food #well unless you're diabetic i guess #but my point is junk food is better than not eating today #and this applesauce is full of vitamin c so i won't get scurvy either #food #i might be in a little trouble tho because all i had yesterday was gf bread #and i feel very lethargic when i eat all carbs no protein #carbs aren't bad my body and metabolism is just weird #like i can't eat pasta anymore because gf pasta is just so carb heavy i crash and feel nauseous unless i add a lot of meat to it #i speculate it's because bipolar and migraine disorder are sister conditions to epilepsy which is what keto is meant for #but i have no proof of that rn #anyway I'm rambling #and hungry #wish food delivery services actually paid their shoppers so i don't have to worry about affording tip

[dog-girl-zezora]

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#personal #mmm #dude i literally hate whats going with my face im breaking out so baaaaad #:(((((( its nastyyyy #its the stress? maybe? im eating and sleeping better than i ever have. #body. what the fuck bro. #idk idk #and im coming to face reality of stupid me #who just she feels too much tbh like no joke #if i stuck my head into work. i never feel these things. #however. thats gone now. i dont have anything to overwork myself into #so i . actually have to. cope. #cope forreal #what the fuck is coping #i dont know. i never knew. i would just take them emotions Raw like a champ #...not rlly a champ more like a wet dog #but it feels really good to invest in it #when realized. fuck. #fuck fuck fuck #... i have to just do my best for now. #... it will get worse before it gets better... by a long shot... #but thats not the worst ive been through so. ill live of course. #its just hella annoying.... #i hate coping >:( #fuck my feelings away more like #ohhh id like that

[deus-ex-mona]

things that happen when you leave an open flame unattended: part 1

#so! guess whose workstation caught fire within the past 24 hours~? yeah. mine. ಠ‿ಠ #it wasn’t my fault though (trying to convince myself of this) #i did leave the tiny little flames unattended but they had nothing to do with the fires (i think…) #it was my coworker who did it really! (desperate rationalisation) dude poured these oddly flammable samples into the testers and walked off… #then the buggers caught fire </3 the flames got pretty huge. like big enough to roast marshmallows huge #the coworker who set ‘em on fire then tried to blow the flames out. to his credit the fires did go poof for like a second #but ig the samples were just too flammable bc the fires started again ಠ‿ಠ not fun #so yeah. he used a fire extinguisher and… left me to clean up the mess while he yeeted off to eat #so that was not fun at all. i just wanted to finish testing my samples mannnnnnnnn #dude did return to the station to clean up the rest of the mess a couple of hours later though… so that was better than nothing #hm. i think i’ve become somewhat desensitised to fires lmaoooooo #esp after my family’s old tv caught fire while my mother and brother were playing tetris on it a decade ago (rip) #the sight of the flames just blasting out of the sides of the tv was really funny though tbh #esp since it was one of those old box tvs from the early 2000s… good times #inedible blubbering

[fooltofancy]

i'm going to talk to myself morosely in the tags for a bit to see if i can unknot the brain parts, disregard.

#i am. so tired of money dude. #i have insane student debt but i don't have insane OTHER debt and it's still so overwhelming #when i say not insane i mean like <5k #it's still way more than i should because that two fucking months without health insurance really fucked me up #but i can get on top of it with how much im paying for rent and meds and utilities and car payments and car insurance #and having to eat #like im in a much much better place mental health wise than i was but i think maybe ive made a mistake #the ability to cancel my student loans is huge. it's huge and i'm essentially guaranteed that from multiple directions in about three years #but the interim? i knew it was gonna be tight and it's gonna be less tight at some point but the last three months have just been barely #hitting each paycheck not in the hole and having to make car payments late and having to rely on credit for unavoidable overdrafts and #idk what to do lmao #and if the smoke thing w the apartment stays this bad it's gonna continue to negatively impact my health and i literally cant afford to mov #even to somewhere cheaper #i cant afford the initial payments to do that even though it'll be better in the long run #im so stressed and it's negatively impacting my relationships and i cant put my brain into working through my stupid fucking issues because #all in doing is surviving #and it makes me so sad because there's already enough in the world without my adding to it #im just tired dude and it's gonna be another week and a half of just. clenching my jaw and not sleeping #idk what to do dude moving back here WASN'T a mistake but im sure hovering on the line of really really feeling like it was #.... good motivation to do my fucking taxes i guess. like. TOMORROW. #not sure that helped but at least it's not just a weird mass in my chest anymore #and my hand is still fucked up and im never gonna be able to pay to fix it at this rate lmao #at least one of them sort of works.