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We heard a noise that sounded like a crackhead trying to imitate a cat

took me a while to realize it's that time of the year and local stray cats are in heat

The weird meow really was a cat

#and they like to fuck or fight right under my window #which makes Nick bark at them #and I sleep with my window open all year around #not the best combination

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they’ve been working on a fucking prank on me since april i’m so goddamn indignant

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Do you think aliens would get freaked out when we crack our joints?

*human stands up after too long spent hunched over the computer, all joints cracking*

*alien coworker whose only experience with human anatomy comes from movies where crack = broken bone*

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The side eye Nick gave me this morning when I told him we're out of cow ears and and dental sticks so he will only get a regular treat...

He sniffed the treats, looked at me and then looked at the shelf I keep the ears and gave me a LOOK

#hardcore judging that he's getting ears after I'm paid #I think I spoiled him a bit... #Nick #he got rabbit broth for dinner tho #labradorretriever #dude eats better than I do

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New Looney Tunes Crew done did it again

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My sisters friend gave me a big canvas for my birthday

I feel like I paint the same lake that doesn't exist fro. different angles

(the second painting is still my favorite)

Oh! and she made me a flower too!

it's made out of paper and I didn't know ehere to put it so Bone Jovi got it lol

#acrylicpainting #acrylic painting #amateurpainter #amateur painting #Bone Jovi #amateur acrylic painting

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"of course your favorite animals are raccoons and crows you're an anarchist and so are they!"

my mom to me yestarday

#she's kinda right tho

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Guess what my lil sis got me for my birthday!

that's fucking right! Bootleg crocks on a platform!

it's like walking on clouds!!

#dont give a shit embrace the cringe! #no but they're comfy as fuck #...and yes I am wearing crocs with socks #I'm czech it makes sense

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#one guy I worked with and still consider a friend #is way over 40 #a gay man that has been out for a long while #he was a scout leader for many years #traveled from Caucasus to Vietnam and Thailand #he hiked and traveled a lot #and neither him nor I are from the USA which is way more tolerant to LGBT+ folks

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these two months of 2024 have been five years respectively

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Well I think we're missing the most important question of all

#I would be VERY concerned about the walrus that showes up at my door #mainly because I live in the centre of europe with no seas around #a fairy or fae would be honestly more reasonable location wise #and if you don't give them your name you're fine... mostly

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aren't you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?

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The Unapologetic Self as the Truest form of Self

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He was shook

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La virgen...

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