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this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

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One of the funniest failures of US school system is the fact they are legally obligated to teach us all the states but they never actually show how big Alaska is like I have actually had teachers tell me that Texas is the biggest state. We have all just convinced ourselves that Alaska is that small shrunken down thing on most US maps and the people that know it's the largest state can almost never accurately describe how large it is.

For context here is a picture

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HASAN PIKER Twitch 4/16/24

#i would like to smell it

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That time at work last year one of.those dog mask gay guys came in the store . And I told him to bark for me and he did. I didnt expect that for some reason idk what got into me it was awesome though and the customer behind him was like Did u seriously just make that guy bark. What can I say ...

#NEED this to happen #snd then for him to rail me

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they hated this poor herb so fucking bad

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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Me when I smush my face into the wall

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This panel makes me laugh out loud every time I see it in my camera roll

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love reading late 90s/early 2000s scholarship on the potential of the internet. "hey we shouldn't let venture capitalists get in on this" And Then They Did

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this is how I imagine having a werewolf boyfriend looks like

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Rolling up to the knight's guild in a chainmail brayette and low-cut mail chausses watching my fellow knights visibly fluster under their helmets as their gaze follows up to my maille voider scandalously worn without a breastplate

#OW OW OW OW OWEWEE OWEW MY DICK #BALLLLS #PINCHHHHHHHH #OWOWOWOWEOWOWOW TITTY PINCH