#dual income no kids

[apeshit]

btw i learned the word dink yesterday #dinklife #dinkforever

#dual income no kids #yayy #canto viii

[hindinewsmanch]

क्या है यह DINK : DINK आजकल सोशल मीडिया पर काफी ट्रेंड कर रहा है। इस फ्रेज का मतलब है Dual Income No Kids यानी दोहरी आय, कोई संतान नहीं । आजकल कई जोड़े दोहरी आय और कोई बच्चा नहीं का विकल्प को चुन रहे हैं।

यह शादी के लिए एक ऐसी शर्त या समझौता है जिसमें यह जोड़े बच्चे मुक्त जीवन चाहते हैं, जिसमें यह बच्चों के लालन पालन की जिम्मेदारियां से मुक्त होकर अपना समय और पैसा अपनी खुद के लग्जरी लाइफ, घूमने फिरने और जीवन के हर ऐशो आराम को भोगने में लगाना चाहते हैं। सोशल मीडिया पर अब DINK प्लेटफार्म भी उपलब्ध है जहां इस तरह की सोच रखने वाले लोग एक दूसरे को तलाश रहे हैं।

#DINK #Dual Income No kids #Hindi News #Lifestyle #Chetna Manch

[blairhuddy]

The DINK (Dual Income No Kids) life isn't merely about the freedom to travel or the lack of childcare responsibilities. It's a life that, like any other, faces the inevitable shadows of grief and loss. Our transition from DINKWADs (Dual Income No Kids With A Dog) is a narrative of love, loss, and the enduring capacity for joy.

#dink #dinkwad #dual income #dual income no kids #dual income no kids with a dog #pet loss #rainbowbridge #pet loss grief #grief #millennials #millennial #marriage

[el-in-prague]

another day, another baby on Instagram

Open Instagram, the girl I know from high school is pregnant Refresh Instagram, a kid of my friend's turned to 1-year-old. Refresh Instagram, one of my friends gave birth. Refresh Instagram, gender reveals party. Refresh Instagram, baby sonogram. ( repeat ) Baby, baby, and baby. Toddler, toddler, and toddler. when you are around 30, your social network is invaded by a bunch of baby pictures.

Dear friends who became Mom or Dad.

I just want to say, I miss you, my friend. ofc I don't hate your kids, they are cute. but I'm following you on Insta because I want to see if you are doing great.

We don't have to party like we used to. Just post your (YOUR) pictures.

I'm missing you.

Sincerely, El

#entering my 30s #30s #letter #friendship #instagram #DINK #dual income no kids #no kids #just saying #30 years old

[heich0e]

sugawara who does NOT want kids but boy does he loves cumming inside you

#his students are his kids and he is the BEST uncle to his brother's kids/his friends kids #but the dual income no kids dream with sugawara calls to me like a siren song #hq hcs

[dykedragons]

all i want is to have a bed in a nook. like 3 sides around the bed are all walls except for the foot of the bed. put a curtain by the foot of the bed. nook. a cave, even. with fairy lights and posters. a little shelf. wistful sigh

#ramblies #in my future house wishlist… #in addition to the gamer/dnd dungeon (optional) #slanted roofs… cute decorative tiles in the kitchen/bathroom #aaand a garden and perhaps a hot tub #ill probably not be able to afford the hot tub but like whatever all im saying is it would be cool #man… one day…! very excited to have my own little place and partake in various DIY projects #i rlly wanna get into diy furniture restoration one day #and gardening. and expanding my baking recipes #get really good at making pies and jams… #giggling kicking my feet at the thought of the Projects ill get up to one day #stressed abt having money and time but life is long and i wont have to worry about any damn kids <3 so ill be alright #and if anyone is insane enough to marry my ass then hooo we are in business dual income babeeyy hot tub here i come #on a tangentially related note if any cute furry girls r interested hmu /hj

[glitterock]

being a lesbian who wants children in a world full of lesbians who wanna b DINK is :(

#DINK means dual income no kids btw #not like ‘oh like maybe i’ll want kids’ like u gotta be enthusiastic about it bc if ur iffy about having kids or are only having them bc ur #partner wants them yoy shouldn’t be having kids hot take #i just wanna b a mom i’d be great at it

[sharkneto]

not me just realizing that Actually, rob and sarah are kind of loaded

#in the upper middle class way #i've done this math before and have realized this before but i'm rediscovering this #but rob makes at least like $200k a year as a psychiatrist #sarah makes something around $100k a year as a professor #they would have had some student loans but also that was the 90s and medical school cost like $14k a year #so that is definitely paid off by now #and they might have the house paid off #considering they bought one they could afford when sarah was just an adjunct professor and rob was fresh out of residency #and they have no kids #dual income power couple #no wonder they're so chill about hargreeves breaking all their things #ficblogging #i should have a rob tag #sarah

[mag200]

speaking of game of thrones. they made every character act like tyrion is fundamentally undesirable but they literally cast peter dinklage. what gives.

#like um. hii. #mr peter dual income no kids or whatever <3 #got

[crushofdoves]

made reservations for me & frankie at our fave brunch spot next weekend as a lil treat and then learned they serve dinner now, too??

so i just - also made reservations for dinner the next night.

#dual income no kids babyyyy #they make the best gd deviled eggs #and biscuits omg #i’m SO excited

[pluviophile-imagines]

Little domestic drabbles w Kuroo always hit different to me they make me all warm n fuzzy

#pattering on the roof #idk what it is abt Him specifically #but #me and Kuroo and our three cats and domestic dual income no kids bliss #the ideal

[sarcasmandsnozzberries]

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#my son has to see so many doctors #neurology and neurosurgery and nephrology #developmental pediatrician and regular pediatrician #ENT and speech and OT and PT #and I’m slowly losing it trying to keep up with them all #I never expected to have a medically complex child #I love him and wouldn’t change anything about him #except this one gene that cause all of this #he’s fine and I’m thrilled he’s doing so well #but it’s so hard to keep up and I’m exhausted #friends with kids don’t get it #they don’t have to miss work as much as we do to go to all of these appointments #I feel so out there and so ‘other’ #I don’t want to diminish their experiences as parents but hearing them complain about some mundane thing gets my blood boiling #his gene is so rare I don’t have anyone to talk to about it #even within the tiny group I found on fb of parents with kids with the same gene #I feel like I’m complaining if I post anything #and I’m having the hardest time dealing with it #I wish I could quit work and just be a full time mom to my son #but we need a dual income #we wouldn’t survive on just my husbands salary #but I am stressed to the max trying to do everything #my husband is out of sick days at work already and it’s only May #like I don’t know how people do this

[tfmybody]

Merging

My boyfriend has a unique skill. You see, he is able to combine his body with someone elses, merge with them to create a new man. He never likes to do it for long though. If he stays merged for too long he runs the risk that people might notice that he, or whoever he's merged with, is missing. That's why after a year of dating he reveled his ability to me. The feeling of merging was like an orgasm he told me, and he didn't want to give it up. But he also didn't want to go around merging with random people and have me worrying he's disappeared and come looking for him. So we struck a deal, he would always let me know if he was going to merge with someone. It turned out though that we enjoyed merging with each other so much that he only rarely merges with anyone else.

This is what we look like usually, when we are ourselves. When we started dating we were much smaller. But my boyfriend had been merging with personal trainers so he'd have access to their knowledge and would be my personal trainer. He had done that for a couple years until we had packed on enough muscles to our liking. I admit, we are pretty hot and as a dual income household with no kids, we really did have a pretty sweet life. But that didn't stop us from mixing things up. See when we merge my Colombian body with his English one, we end up becoming an equally hot Mexican-American guy.

We spend a lot of time in our merged body, who we named Alberto. Whenever we go on vacation the first thing we do is merge and spend the whole time as Alberto. It saves money on hotels and travel, not that we needed to, but it also meant that we could go out and party and bring whoever we wanted home with us and not worry about the hassle of a threesome. We also spent a lot of our time at home as Alberto. We'd come home from work and merge together, watching in the mirror as our two muscular bodies slowly shrink into each other. As our faces morph together growing Alberto's stylish moustache, and our dicks combine to create Alberto's larger appendage. We would dress ourselves in clothes we grab from the wardrobe we have especially for Alberto's clothing since he is smaller than our actual bodies. The evenings are easier merged, it's easier to cook food for one, we don't have to compete for space on the sofa, and we don't have to debate what movie to watch as our minds are merged and we pick what Alberto would watch. Sometimes we even forget to unmerge before we go to sleep, which makes for a confusing morning as we try to do our two separate morning routines in a single body.

We'd had this routine for several years now, and as fun as it was. My boyfriend did miss the wider array of bodies he could be in when he merged with other people. And I was also curious what it would be like to merge with someone else too. That's where Zach came in.

My boyfriend and I had met him at our local gym. We had a similar gym schedule so we'd often run into Zach during our evening workouts. We'd built a polite friendship over the past months and even gone out for some drinks before. He would tell us about his dating life and we'd give him advice about which ever guy he was pursuing at the time. We'd never fooled around before or anything but that was about to change. Zach had never met Alberto before, but my boyfriend and I knew enough about Zach to make sure we could score a date with him and take him home as Alberto.

So one note we merged and headed to the gym as Alberto. Zach was clearly waiting for my boyfriend and I to show up, probably eager to talk about some dating woes. But when we struck up a conversation with him as Alberto we knew all the right things to say. Zach opened up to us, unaware of who he was talking to, over the course of our workout that evening and once we were done and headed to the changing rooms I (I guess my boyfriend and I) knew Zach was eager to get some action in the showers. We found him in a shower stall in the corner naked and already hard and quickly dropped the towel from around our waist and began making out with him. Zach was so distracted by making out and rubbing his hands over our body that he didn't notice as our chests began to sink into each other. His hand no longer just running over the top of my skin but moving around inside my body. Within a few minutes you couldn't tell that two people were hooking up in the shower but rather a disfigured lump of flesh. Our new combined body began to take on a human form again. The torso began to expand, less defined than either Zach's or Alberto's but still covered in muscles with a layer of fat over the top. Large biceps became adorned with tattoos and our new body grew taller than either Alberto or Zach had been before. A thick mane of graying hair grew from our head as thick stubble grew from our jaw. Alberto's moustache appeared on our upper lip and our face aged as wrinkles appeared. In our mind Zach's personality and memories began to mix with Alberto's to create a new persona, a mature man who enjoyed the finer things in life but also one who came home with a different guy each weekend.

Our new body finished up in the shower and headed back to the changing rooms to grab a pair of gray sweatpants that belonged to my boyfriend from Alberto's locker. That evening the three of us enjoyed some of the most intense sex with Zach's roommate. The next morning we headed back to my boyfriend's and my apartment to decide if it was time to unmerge. But standing in the mirror examining ourselves, our new personality decided he wanted to enjoy this life a little longer. He knew eventually he'd have to let Zach, my boyfriend and I backout again. But he knew that my boyfriend and I had unlocked a new desire in our relationship to bring a third into our merges more, and that Zach would want to be involved regularly.

If you ever see the three of us merged somewhere, come say hello. We'd love to add you to our body as well and see what we become.

#tfmybody #merging #tf

[wordstome]

What are the dads’ favorite bonding activities with their kids? 🥺

hello friend!!

Price: I like to imagine Price's girls are engaged in all sorts of extracurricular activities from ballet to the school play. I think his favorite bonding activity with them would be taking them out to eat after a recital or a performance. Just his little ladies and some good old greasy spoon diner food: what else could a man want? And you know that when the girls grow up, those nights are going to be some of their fondest childhood memories.

Ghost: Caden is a parallel play kind of kid. He's quietly doing his little crayon drawings next to Simon watching a tv show. I could also see them bonding when Simon takes Caden out to run errands with him, groceries and stuff. Caden gets a bit of socialization, and Simon is there if he gets overwhelmed and needs a bit of comfort. It really brings them together: the kid knows that no matter how distant his dad can be, he can always rely on Simon.

Soap: JOCK ALERT. His favorite bonding activity is taking his kids to the park. Impromptu soccer games, roleplaying on the playground equipment, buying them ice cream on a hot summer day. When Elodie's older, she stops going, preferring to hang out with friends or do her own thing. But I can see wayyyy in the future when she's an adult, she'll have a lot of nostalgia for those days and will love going on walks with her dad.

Gaz: Kyle is a planned activities kind of man, a very take the kids to Disney World and make lifetime memories sorta guy. Every summer the family gets an airbnb by the lake, and every winter they're off at a ski lodge. (Here's to that delicious, delicious dual income household.) Violet and Elliott are always the kids blowing into the first day of class full of stories about all the fun stuff they got up to over the summer.

König: Dress-up. Come on, you knew this was coming. He's so girldad. Ava can't keep her hands out of her dad's luscious locks, and loves making him paper crowns because of his callsign (he definitely speaks German with her at home so she knows what it means). He also buys Ava those big plastic playsets that are a grocery checkout or a little kitchen and roleplays little scenarios with her. Ava's a militant chef, by the way. She would make a great line cook.

Horangi: Concerts with his daughter, Ryujin. Probably a few raves, as well. Ryujin's a punk rock and indie scene kinda gal, but she'll listen to anything, and has a few favorite kpop groups whose concerts she's dragged Hong-jin to. He's a diehard Once (fan of the girl group Twice) himself. They've also definitely gotten a few tattoos/piercings together, which would be an odd thing to do with your dad if Ryujin's dad were not so cool.

Keegan: Same as Johnny, except instead of taking his kids to safe parks and soccer fields, he takes them into the woods. Camping, fishing, teaching them a bunch of useful skills. It's such a "things your divorced dad does with you when he doesn't know what else to do for the weekend you're staying with him" activity, but Jason and Cecelia have never had someone do those things with them before, so they're having a good time. Other than that, laser tag and airsoft is a big one. Keegan was hesitant to get them into stuff like that, but they've always been curious about his military career and things just sort of escalated from there. I saw this tiktok of a cosplayer in a Logan mask captioned "when you're playing airsoft with your 15-year spec ops dad" and it's the cosplayer plastering themselves against a wall in terror: that's Keegan's kids. He's not going to hold back when he plays, and they don't want him to.

#dream daddy au #answered #ghost x reader #könig x reader #keegan x reader #price x reader #john price x reader #john price #simon riley x reader #simon ghost riley #johnny mactavish x reader #soap x reader #john soap mactavish #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #kyle gaz garrick x reader #könig #horangi #horangi x reader #keegan russ

[totallynuwonhere]

2nd Gen Shawpack Pookies

I’ve had them in my notes for AGES and I’ve still yet to finish a design, but i do intend on creating little skits of them cuz of how much I’ve invested giving them all personalities and pinterest boards. (If this isn’t me exhibiting my deep love for the Redactedverse idk what is)

Some descriptions are longer than the others, I’ve obviously put more thought into certain characters

•Shaw Twins

- both children are sadly ungifted in the kitchen, despite the fact that David has made them his little helpers when since they were little. Multiple flames have been put out because of them.

-Both do share a love for nature like their father.

Gabriella Shaw (Gabby)🫶🏻

- Angel carbon copy with a dash of Gabriel’s silliness and courage, which always made David smile.

- Natural born Leader. Despite being the eldest child (4 fucking minutes) David has never burdened them with the responsibility or thought of inheriting the business. She stepped into the leadership role on her own, with more brighter approach, personality wise.

- Rollerskates, Angel started taking her to roller rinks since age 6 and she loves taking Lyss and KC with her

Callum Grey Shaw 🌱

-Yes he’s named after the sweet Caelum. David wanted to commemorate his childhood friend.

- Inherited David’s resting bitch face, if you point it out he’ll even growl like he does.

- Great Observer. Because his sister was the more outgoing one of them, he was always the listener, making him more emotionally aware, noticing things most people miss.

- Loves sitcoms. He’s probably watch Brooklyn Nine-Nine so many times he can name episodes in order. This also translates his love for the security company his dad runs. Always begging David to take him to work with him. (I think we know who inherits the company)

•Talbot Troop

-Asher is the only one I picture having multiple kids with a range of age gaps.

-No doubt the most outgoing ones of the pack.

August Talbot (Auggie) 🍕

- Foodie

- Life of the party, stealin’ hearts with his million watt smile

- DDR is his sport

Kelcee Talbot (KC/CeeCee) 🧠

- Designated driver of the group

- Straight A student. When she was young she’d share all the interesting facts she’d pick up on to her parents and it always astounded Asher, how she can command a room, especially being the SOMEWHAT, mellow one among the three.

Oliver James Talbot (OJ/Ollie) 🪲

- Very inquisitive

- Youngest of the pack (the only 7yr old in a group of 17 year olds)

- Has a special bond with Alyssa

•Greer Icon

Alyssa Marie Greer 💥

-Now while i think of Milo and SW as the D.I.N.K (dual income, no kids) couple, and i will somewhat always think that, but— this name crossed my head and I just cannot let it go. IT HONORS MARIE OK—

-Unsurprisingly is always the best dressed. Milo is very proud.

-Has a very ‘takes no bull personality’ making them the most intimidating out of group.

- Plays archery competitively

- Straightforward

-Weirdly great with babies, explains her close bond with Oliver

•Collins

Sean Riley Collins 🥐

- aka Peace Officer Collins

- The code name speaks for itself, he is very much like his old man when it comes to ensuring his friends don’t do anything stupid, and in the very common occasions they do, he of course serves them with a patented Collins lecture.

- He may be half vamp, but that doesn’t mean he has to have a mundane food pallet, this man can COOK and bake, a soft, crispy shelled sourdough being one of his specialties

•Solaire

Hugo Solaire 🎭

- theater kid

- sarcastic, confident, somewhat frivolous, despite his royal status, which gets him in trouble for

- May or may not have a thing for the alpha’s daughter.

- Like Vincent, he’s mostly only close to the Collins’ but has occasionally hanged out with the shaw pack.

#redacted audio #redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted fandom #redacted fanfic #redacted david #redacted asher #redacted sam #redacted vincent #redacted milo #I’ve had this cooking for months it’s krazy how im now only getting it out my drafts #2nd gen pookies

[senatortedcruz]

Why are Americans having fewer kids than ever? Because the dual income no kids lifestyle fucking rules. I hope that helps.