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Button to my top popped open at work and my bra was full on hanging out 👍🏻

#kid who sits next to me was either too nice to say anything or didn’t notice #but I did #ritual senatortedcruz office humiliation

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No one has eaten a Greek salad faster or with less dignity than I just did

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My dream job? That’s easy. Ripping off and scamming people who believe Johnny Depp was abused.

#not only are they morally bankrupt it seems like it would be easy to separate those people from large amounts of cash

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Haven’t heard much from the Qanon movement these days. Have to assume that’s because of woke

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(guy whos scared of everything and feels guilty about everything) sorry i got scared and felt guilty

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and if i said old woman yuri 🤨

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Longing for Angelica missing my wife that’s when Senatortedcruz walked into my life

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Still kinda steamed that no one used an instrumental version of A Cruel Angels Thesis as floor music in Tokyo

#I know she had some shit going on but Simone would have ate that

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why is anon acting like tswift isnt an extremely fine woman 😭

Me before me evening goon sesh: oh shit better make this woke and think about extremely mid tumblr approved singers

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I know I’m going to succeed because I’m delusional and crazy

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they can’t set me up like this

So they killed Cassandra first cause she feared the worst…..

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"what does travis kelce have that i don't"

judging from your bio you're also lesbian and dude... like have some standards for yourself if youre even paying enough attention to taylor swift to know that ogre man's name then you need to listen to some actual lesbian musicians instead. there is nothing special about her lol . please get some self esteem and put down the unabomber jokes

Taylor Swift and I are having gay sex in between bomb building sessions in my basement

#also I know Travis Kelce because I’m a Chad and a jock and vegetate in front of my tv watching football

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taylor's team not pushing for more sales means either they know she's broken adele's fraudulent tour ticket bundles first week record or that she's so far off breaking it that it's not worth trying. i need it to be the former so bad. i wanna see the tears from all the ugly misogynists who hate her <3

I keep returning to this tweet that reads like Donald Trump when he goes off speech during a campaign rally

#big numbers. huge #soldier came up to me crying saying thank you sir we’ve never seen such numbers before