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blackhakumen · 1 year
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Mini Fanfic #1074: Our Green Bean Plumber (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)
8:45 a.m. at Smash Mansion: Luigi and Daisy's Bedroom........
Luigi: (Groans as He Slowly Starts to Open his Eyes and Wake Himself Up) Mama Mia.....Where....am I?...
????: Morning, Sweetie~
Luigi: (Turns to See a Very Familiar Face Laying Next to Him on.the Bed) D-Daisy? (Starts Rubbing his Eyes) Is that really you?
Daisy: (Smiles Softly) The one and only. We're finally back home in our bed.
??????: And a good thing too.
Luigi turns to see Samus and Chun-Li sitting on the other side with Chun-Li happily waving at him.
Samus: (Smirks a Bit Playfully While LettingOut a Chuckle or Two) You were so fucking hammered last night.
Luigi: (Sighs While Laying Up on the Bed and Scratching Behind his Head) Well, that explains the massive headache.....I wasn't too much of a hassle to take care of, was I?
Samus: Nah. You were just vibing and having a good time for the most part
Chun-Li: As the cutest drunk ever~
Daisy: Right?~ (Playfully But Gently Pinches Luigi's Cheek) You were so cute and adorable that I could just eat you right up!~ (Gives Luigi a Kiss on the Other Cheek)
Luigi: (Giggles a Bit Ticklishly) Daisy~ Come on- (Suddenly Gasps at a Black Circle Around one of His Girlfriend's Eyes) D-Daisy, is that-
Daisy: A black eye? Yup, the one and only. (Gently Places her Hands on Both of Luigi's Cheeks) And before you say anything, please don't blame yourself for this. What happened last night was all on me and me alone, okay?
Luigi: Okay. B-But how you did managed get yourself hurt in the first place?
Daisy: (Starts Rubbing The Back of Her Head Back and Forth) Wellllll.........
Flashback to Last Night at the Karaoke Bar........
Luigi: (Drunkenly Sings on Stage) FlY me to DA MOoN n LeT me PLayyy aMong the StARsssss
Daisy: (Places her Hands onto her Chest and Sighs at her Boyfriend On Stage) He sounds just like an angel~
Samus: (Snickers a Bit) Yeah. An drunken angel.
Chun-Li: Has he always get drunk so easily?
Samus: Yeah, our poor green bean over there is a bit of a lightweight when it comes to drinking.
Daisy: (Turns to the Couple) But he gets even more cuter than he usual does though!~ Like, this one time, he went to Tifa's bar with her, Cloud and Dedede and he has gotten so wasted that he came back to the mansion and had De playing the acoustic guitar as he sings how much he loves me before he passed out sleeping, saying my name over and over.
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) Awwww~ That's so adorable and funny~
Daisy: Right!?~ I love that man so much I just- (Looks Up at the Ceiling Before Letting Out a Scream) ('UGGGGGH') (Places her Hands on Cheeks her Happily Twists her Head Side to Side) I can't!~
Samus: Calm down, Mayflower. It ain't that serious.
Daisy: (Immediately Glares at Samus) S-Sammy! (Starts Whispering) Ixnay on the last name....
Chun-Li: (Raises an Eyebrow in Confusion) Mayflower is your last name?
Daisy: No-
Samus: Yes. Yes it is.
Daisy: (Grumbles as She Goes Back to Glaring at Samus)
Samus: Oh quit giving me that look. Everyone else in the mansion knows that already.
Daisy: Which they SHOULDN'T!
Chun-Li: (Smiles Softly at Daisy) I think your nickname sounds nice to say.
Daisy: (Sighs Before Smiling Back at Chun-Li) Thanks, Chuns. You're sweet. Unlike your girlfriend over here.
Samus: Oh come on. I wasn't planning on making fun of you over it. At least not yet anyways....
Daisy: (Groans While Rolling her Eyes) Whatever. Just remind me to pummel Dedede whenever I see him next time, okay?
Samus: (Shrugs) Fine by me.
????: Ohhhh brother! This plumber FUCKING STINKS!
Daisy: (Immediately Gets Up From her Seat, Slams her Table and Glares at the Heckler Behind her) ('SLAM') WHO SAID THAT!?
????: (Raises her Hand Nonchalantly) Uh. Right here, Little Miss Mayflower.
Daisy: (Starts Growling in Anger)
Chun-Li: (Facepalms Herself at a Familiar Looking Woman with a Dark Purple Dress and Long Hair) Oh God. Not you again.....
Samus: You know this girl, babe?
Chun-Li: (Turns to her Girlfriend) Remember when I told you there was this woman who started poking fun at me for being old at the café earlier, the same one I also told you that I have history with in the past?
Samus: Yeah.
Chun-Li: Well, that, believe it or not, is woman I was referring to: Juri Han.
Juri: (Grins Mischievous at Chun-Li) What's happening, grandma! (Gets Up From her Table and Makes her Way to the Trio) Trying to relive your youth here tonight?~
Chun-Li: (Glares at Juri) We're having ourselves our first double date for the evening, thank you.
Juri: (Starts Snickering) Really? Who would ever date your old ass?
Samus: (Glares at Juri as Well) Me. And unless you wanna know what plasma feels like, I suggest you keep your mouth, twerp.
Luigi: (Angrily and (Dizzily) Points at Juri in the Distance With the Microphone in his Hand) YEah! YoU leAvE ChuN-Li aLONE, you ('Hic') BULLY!
Juri: Oh God. He's wasted.
Luigi: Yeah. I'm wasted. And YOU lAdy are ('Hic') VeRy MeAN!!
Juri: (Rolls her Eyes) Gee, what gave that observation away, genius?
Luigi: YoUr FACE!
Juri: ..............I mean....(Shrugs) Okay?
Luigi: No, It's Okiee-DokIE, ThAnk yOu VEry muCh! (Grabs his Chin While Thinking) Now, where was I.....Oh YeAh! (Points at Juri Again) SToP being MeAn to my FriEnd CHun-Li! SHe's the preTtieSt, STroNgEst ('hic') WOman in the Whoooole WidE WoRLd and she should be ('hic') TReaTed as SuCh!!
Chun-Li's begins starts to melt by Luigi's as she happily place her hands on her chest while blushing.
Luigi: AnD SaMMy is DEFINITELY NoT the one to mEss with EiTheR! ShE's an AsS-kiCkiNG BOunTy HunTeEr who ('hic') blEw up like GaZILLION planets without tUrninG bAck ONCE!
Samus: Not the exact number of planets I've destroyed. (Smiles Brightly at Luigi While Blushing) But thanks, Weeg!~ You're actually making me blush right now.
Luigi: AnD Don'T yoU ('hic') DARE starT and mAkE fun oF mY priNcEss too! SHe's stroNG, BeaUtiFul, and TrEats me VeRY niCeLy OvEr the YeaRs and I loVe her a....(Spreads his Arms Open) WhoooooooLe much!~
Crowd: Awwwwwwww!~
Daisy: (Heart Begins to Melt in Pure Happiness as She Smiles Tearfully at her Man on Stage) I love you a whole lot too, Sweetie!~
Juri: (Scoffs While Rolling her Eyes Again) Of course he would fall for a second rate princess like you.
'Record Scratch'
Daisy: (Eyes Widened in Anger as She Slowly Turns her Head Back Towards Juri) I beg your pardon.
Juri: Are you deaf? You. Are. A. Second-Rate. Princess. And a pretty obnoxious one too. Like, the dumb blonde bimbo isn't any better, but at least she's a lot more popular than you ever was. Not even Bowser could be bothered to try and kidnap you.
Daisy: That's because I slapped his fatass across the moon once, what's your point!?
Juri: Look, I'm stating the facts here. (Walks Closer to Daisy) You're not shit, you're never gonna amount to shit, and the fact that you're dating that Player 2 loser over there-
Luigi: Heyyyyyyyyyyy!
Juri: -proves my point perfectly. (Flicks Daisy's Forehead With a Smug Look on her Face)
One of Daisy's eyes begins to twitch for a few seconds she decides to take a quick deep breath to calm herself down.
Daisy: So, that's what I am to you: A second rate princess.
Juri: I didn't stutter, did I?
Daisy: No, no. You didn't. But I do have a question for you though.
Juri: Which is......
Daisy: Can a Second Rate Princess do this!?
Without warning, Daisy delivers a right hook across Juri's jaw much to her and almost everyone in the bar's surprise.
Juri: (Places her Hand on her Cheek as She Winces in Brief Pain) Ah what the fuc-
Daisy let's out a battle cry roar before tackling Juri down to the ground pulverizing her in the process.
The crowd then rushes towards the two girls as they start chanting "Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight"
Samus: (Watches the Fight Unfold in Front of her and Chun-Li) Wellllll, that happened, surprise-surprise.
Chun-Li: Yeah, but it's nice to see Juri get taken down a peg for once.
Samus: Agreed. (Sighs While Stretching her Arms) Welp, I'm gonna try and stop our flower girl before this fight escalates even further. You mind getting Weeg off stage so we can hopefully get out of here together?
Chun-Li: (Simply Nodded) Not at all. (Makes her Way to the Stage) Weegie, it's time for us to go now.
Luigi: Do wE ('Hic') have to leave NoW? The figHt just GoT startEd.(Turns Back to the Crowd as He Cheers Daisy on) KiCk her aSs, sWeetiE! Go foR the EYeS!!
Daisy: (In the Distance) On it, honey!!
'SMACK'
Juri: ('ARGH') You BITCH!
Chun-Li: (Simply Nodded) I'm afraid so. You can barely stand normally right now.
Luigi: Oh PlEase! I ('Hic') can stand on my own ('Hic') (Starts Getting Dizzier) just F-FinE....
Luigi's about to trip down to the ground before Chun-Li swooping and catches him in her arms woth ease.
Chun-Li: I gotcha! Are you okay?
Luigi: YaYyyyyy!!~ (Reach his Hands Up in the Sky) YoU sAaaaaaved me!~ (Happily (And Drunkenly) Hugs Chun-Li) My hErO~
Chun-Li: (Giggles Softly) Awww~ There's no need to thank me, dear. Just making sure you're okay is all. Now come on. Let's get the girls and blow this popsicle stand.
Luigi: I like popsicles. Have yoU ('Hic') ever tried SeAsaLt IcE CrEam before?
Chun-Li: (Starts Walking Off the Stage With Luigi in her Arms) Why no I haven't. You guys should treat me to one sometime.
Juri: (In the Distance) I'LL HAVE MY REVENGEEEEE!
End of Flashback
Chun-Li: Then after that, you sung yourself to once we head back to the mansion and got you into bed.
Samus: And now we're currently banned from ever setting foot on that bar for a while.
Luigi: (Frowns a Bit Sadly) Aww....I like singing in there.
Daisy: (Gently Rubs the Top of Luigi's Head) I know you do, sweetie. But there's many other clubs around to go to besides that one, so it's not the end of the world completely.
Luigi: ('Sigh') Yeah, you're right about that. (Smiles Softly) I still had a great time with you girls. (Blushes While Scratching his Cheek a Little) Despite....me getting myself wasted and everything.....
Chun-Li: (Smiles Brightly at her New Friend) We had a great time with you too, Weegie. And thank you so much for making my birthday this year, the most memorable yet. (Leans Over and Kiss Luigi's Forehead)
Samus: (Place a Hand on Luigi's Shoulder With a Smile of her Own) We know we kept telling you this a million times by now, but we really do love you to pieces, Luigi, drunk or not.
Luigi: (Chuckles Lightly) Thanks, Sammy. I love you guys too.
Daisy: Group Hugs!~
The ladies and Luigi happily huddle in for theor group hug for the morning.
Tifa: (Happily Knocks the Door) Knock knock!~ Company's here~
Cloud: (Holds a Tray a Breakfast in his Hands as He Walks in Behind Tifa Along with King Dedede) With breakfast.
Dedede: And a whole ton of entertainment! (Picks Up the Remote From a Nearby Dresser and Turns on the Room's Television) On y'all's TV.
Luigi: (Smiles Brightly at the Trio) Good morning, you guys!
Daisy: Perfect timing! (Chucks a Pillow at Dedede)
'BAP'
Dedede: Girl, what the hell!?
Daisy: (Glares at the Former King) THAT'S for making my last name go public, fatso!
Dedede: (Glares Back at Daisy) How many times I gotta tell ya, girlie, I ain't fat! I'm big bo- ('BAP') (Gets Hit by Another Pillow)
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darkwingsnark · 1 year
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“Drunk already, human?” “Heh, yeah [...] I’m kinda a lightweight.”  “I apologize for antagonizing you then.”   “You’re not sorry at all.”  “You’re right, I’m not.”
An early birthday present for KI56, on her fic: ‘The Tide of Peace that Brings New Horizons’. 
An excellent read that I highly recommend.
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silly-inky · 1 year
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Inspired of of Hisy-fit's (skulls-soul's) post about these two (link at the end of the post) and a few of these interactions where their ideas
TW: implied drinking/ alcohol consumption
So from the post itself we can see Peach is a lightweight
So I have a feeling that if peach is going to be drunk, Bowser is definitely going to join her. He’s going to be like “hey you wait until I catch up Princess"
But with his sheer body mass and regular champagne, the man would have to down like 20- 30 bottles if we are also contributeing to the fact he isn't human
Luigi and Mario ( Luigi and Mario are both married the respective drunk parties in this) trying to find out where did all the champagne bottles go walks into the dining hall that’s inside the mushroom kingdom to just find both peach and Bowser in us swimming pool of empty champagne bottles
Bowser: Look *hick* loooook Peach! Peach. Peeeaaachhh! Looook I'm floating in a sea of champagne!
Peach: that's *hick* nothing.. watch this! *gets up to dive but just faceplants on the floor*
Bowser: no waaaayy.. that's awesome! *does the same*
Peach: I'm going to steal Toads- tooadsswor- toadsworth? Yeah, toastworths glasses! and see if I can get Donkey to wear theeeem~! hehe
Bowser: I'll- I'll hold him down if he- if he doesn't coop- corp- .... c o o p e r a t e....Work with us!
Bowser’s: you think I could- you think I could get a kiss if I flirt with that guy (vaguely points at Luigi)
Peach: not as fast as I can- I can get a kiss from him(vaguely points at Mario)
Bowser: your..on Missy!!!
Just imagine poor Mario and Luigi just suffering because their spouses are flirting with them and being stupid but it’s also totally working and the only reason why they haven’t kissed the other yet is because they reek of alcohol, Mario relents bad gives Peach a quick kiss, before he can pull away however she pulls him in for a deeper kiss, after a minute she let's go and screams at Bowser
Peach: SEE! I kissed the handsome man before you~! "*in a very teasing kid like manner*
Bowser: Nuh uh! I saw you keep him there!!
Peach: still counts ya big scaly sore looser *sticks out young at him*
Bowser: now that is juussst rude.
For some reason, bowser and peach wake up in matching PJs (that reason being that they forced the seamstress to do so since there a team and they should match) and in the same bed because they wanted a slumber party
Luigi and Mario are making breakfast and there’s like a glass of water and migraine pills
Both peach and Bowser look ashamed because they ask the question “ what happened last night? everything kind of gets fuzzy after diving into the floor”
There is definitely not a video of them singing karaoke together that Toad took
Bowser’s singing the soft parts that have the vocalizations while peach surprisingly is doing the rap
She has the rap part of the certain song memorized to heart an it's hilarious in this form
At some point Bowser and peach sing a song that’s like for Mario and Luigi and the camera pans over to the two brothers blushing as well as tomatoes
I can imagine Bowser serenading Luigi with his immaculate singing voice he knows Luigi likes his voice when he's singing the deep parts of the song
Luigi starts giggling like a schoolgirl, while Mario’s over here teasing him
Peach: Looks like you've got a fan
Bowser: I know, I’m so going to ask him out.
Peach: aren’t you too married? *points to the wedding ring he’s wearing then to Luigi who is wearing a matching one*
Bowser: oh. My. Glob. You’re right! I’m the luckiest man in the world! I mean look at him!
Peach: I wish I was married, (proceeds to look at the wrong hand which has no ring)
Bowser’s pointing at Mario’s hand: Well it seems your crush is
Peach: NOOO *runs to Mario to grab his shoulders* YOU’RE MARRIED??? 🥺
Mario, trying to hold back, is laughter: yes? To you *he takes Peach's hand in his own, and with his free hand, pointed out the ring on her finger*
Peach: :O :D
Bowser’s in the background: mine is still better
Toad showed them the video while they where recovering, Both Peach and Bowser feel super embarrassed watching the video back. Before Toad leaves he makes sure to say
Toad: oh yeah and Peach, you asked Mario to marry you again
Peach: aw, well I guess that is very sweet
Bowser: what about me? Did I say something totally romantic? I mean I must have Green is keeps blushing every time he sees me
Toad: well... It was romantic in that sort of sense.. He sort of asked him if you guys wanted.. to.. Make babies..?
Bowser and Peach in stunned silence
Bowser: and what.. Did he say..?" under his breath he's promising himself to make it up to Luigi for that
Toad: I don't know, you'll have to ask him, he just sort of whispered in your ear and went back to talking with Mario, but whatever it was left you a blushing mess
Toad halfway out of the door: oh yeah, and your kids videod a lit of your shenanigans as well, don't worry, thankfully all the flirting stuff was done the karaoke parlor, which they weren't allowed into because of their last stunt they pulled in there
And with that Toad leaves the room
This absolutely kills Bowser as he wants to know what Luigi said, an Peach is very curious, so when Luigi comes in with some more water for them, Bowser asks Luigi, he whispers it to him an then leaves the room.
Peach turns to Bowser who has turned as red as he did last night
Peach: well?! What did he say??
Bowser: well let's just say that even though we can't actually make more kids, he wouldn't mind taking me up on the offer now that I've sobred up.
Peach: oh. My. Glob! That is amazing, hahahaha. You know we really need to hang out more like this, I'd love to share my juicy secerets if you share yours.
Bowser: I'd like that, but perhaps no alcohol next time..
Half an hour later the koopalings burst into the room "Dad! Aunty Peach! We've got something to show you!" They all then giggled as Iggy began to play a video he had taken with his phone
In the video you could hear Iggy talking to Mario who was out of shot
Iggy: pfft, you okay there uncle Mario? Looks like you've got a little something on your face
The camera then pans to Luigi, scrubbing at Mario's face with a washcloth trying to get something off of his face, with a closer look with the camera his face is covered in kisses left from Peach, you could tell it was her because of the signature pink colour
Mario: haha, don't get cheeky you little scamp
The video then ends. Leaving Peach as red as Bowser was before. Bowser let out a big harty laugh while wrapping an arm around her
Bowser: looks like I'm not the only one that was daring with my husband last night
Peach: hush..
Anyways hope you enjoyed and here is the post that skulls-soul made on their profile
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doodleydoo101 · 3 months
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He’s so hot you guys
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wastelandhell · 3 months
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nonjuxtaposed · 4 months
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year of luigi lets gooo
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badlydrawnkurloz · 8 months
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DRUNK KANKRI
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falled-over · 4 months
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what kind of personality is mario. he goes wahoo
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insomniacberry · 1 year
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Can my brain maybe chill about the hyperfixation with Luigi/ Bowuigi because I'm at a First Letter Party and I'm dressed like Luigi - the brainrot is real what has Tumblr done to me
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thelynxnamedeco · 7 months
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I don't believe ai art should be used for anything besides a giggle. It takes away from artists and hurts communities. I did this for fun, not because I think it replaced genuine breathing bleeding artists.
I might have some interior issues I need to discuss lol
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retro-system · 2 years
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theyre in love :]
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benzibox · 2 years
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its snowing today! you know what that means!
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flowers-in-my-urethra · 11 months
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Drunk driving mario kart >
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placesyoucallhome · 2 years
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okay be honest is it a gentle bonk to the chest or does he launch himself luigi al smash bros style as a fucking missile into the others chest?
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Yes?
Actually it depends. At present, he's softer for the most part, mostly because showing genuine affection like that would make him feel extremely vulnerable, so anything more than gentle would feel like 'too much'.
If he actually got to the point of trusting someone, there would absolutely be a scaling force equal to how exuberant he felt at the time, to chest, chin, back, other forehead, ect ect, excited tackle into some hopefully softer surface beside them and all that.
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anartisticalniche · 4 months
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Also, related to the last post i made, I would like to say that the moment they rejoin the crew and SMG4 and 3 actually start dating, 4 and Luigi will be having A LOT of Bi talking eheh
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He's not proud of sharing some of the info, so he gets drunk to not completely disappear underneath the floorboards XD
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zootopiathingz · 1 year
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Random SMB movie headcanons that randomly came to me at random times
Luigi always keeps his phone at high percentage. It never gets below 70%. Mario however almost never charges his phone so it’s always at 20% on low battery mode
Toad’s love language is cooking for his friends and occasionally hitting them with his staff
When the gang first started hanging out DK playfully made a joke at Luigi’s expense, and immediately got the shit beat out of him by Mario. He learned not to ever insult Luigi again, even if it’s lighthearted
Peach occasionally has nightmares about Mario dying (poor girl witnessed him almost die twice)
Luigi listens to Taylor Swift. Mario listens to Britney Spears
DK is actually a huge softie but bc we saw him with Mario for most of his screentime he didn’t show it
Mario once accidentally cussed in front of Peach (probably stubbed his toe or smt) and at first assumed she didn’t hear it. But then later she repeated it in front of the whole gang and Mario was flabbergasted.
Toad is aroace
Mario and Luigi are huge mama’s boys. But when it comes to her showing them affection in public Mario’s the one that gets embarrassed while Luigi happily accepts it
Kamek taught Bowser how to play piano
The gang regularly have races against each other. Peach is usually the winner but sometimes the boys surprise her at the last second. But DK almost never wins and he’s always salty about it
Mario’s a fighting drunk, Luigi’s a crying drunk, Peach is a black out drunk, DK’s a sloppy drunk, and Toad’s a “tells you all the secrets of the universe while eating snacks” drunk
^ Bowser’s a mix of fighting drunk and crying about his ex drunk
DK jokingly flirts with Peach sometimes just to annoy Mario. Even after the two start dating DK still does it as an inside joke
Gonna keep reblogging this as I think of more
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