#don't lie he's hot

[queerofthedagger]

i love fingon so much just. he's so good and so reckless and he loves so fiercely it makes him do the most stupid shit, and in turn no one ever quite puts him first. I'm going to eat glass

#*mine #tolkien #the silmarillion #silm #fingon #turgon and gondolin. fingolfin and his despair. maedhros and his oath. aredhel and turgon. and so on and so FORTH. and YET #god. godddd #i'm fine it's fine I just need to lie down in traffic for a hot second #not even FINGON puts fingon first. he survives the helcaraxe and goes rescue maedhros #and i don't even mean he handles it gracefully i LOVE the idea of a fingon with a bit of an edge. who jumps head-first into danger #/because/ of all this. no one quite cares all that much cleary so why should he. he just wants to feel something so he might as well do som #unhinged fucking shit. move move move then at least you don't have to think so much #just. do you GET IT #screaming crying pls ignore me #these tags are a mess but this is what my brain has been like for a week straight so. yk #just. my guy :((

[vampirehayfever]

gorgug repressing anger is genuinely such an interesting character arc to have a half-orc barbarian in like him finding his rage and letting himself be mad- im gonna sob

#still don't know how i feel about porter #but i can't lie at all he's hot #hate him #but hot #gorgug sweetie im so sorry #gorgug thistlespring #zac oyama #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high junior year spoilers #d20 fantasy high #dropout #intrepid heroes #brennan lee mulligan

[todayisafridaynight]

rate the outfit

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #yakuza series #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza 2 #daigo dojima #snap sketches #see i did it i told you i'd do it #pov: you are at hot topic and trying to find something (he does not work there don't ask him) #segway section into something toally unrelated to people who do not frequent my blog :) #everyone else go away. unless you wanna keep reading 😳 #i watched Not Quite Dead Yet while i was finishing a comm and WHAT a movie #it made me want to call my dad so you know it was good 😭 #IT WAS CUTE THO FR i really loved how all th details of the movie tied in in the later sections #like the password being nanase's name but through the period table's numbers... stop that was cute #feels weird to say that as a highlight but i genuinely thought it was cute 😔 #im not gonna lie tho when nanase was lookin through her dad's phone brother was emo #i think a lot about what would happen when people i love die and i always think of doing that.. like still texting them.. and whatever.. #lemme move on from the somber moment thojVAERLKVA PLEASE when her dad was in the afterlife tho #HER MOM WAS SO CUTE both like. physically and just personality wise #we saw her for ten minutes and i have also fallen in love with her idc #they had to game end her cause they knew if we got to see any more scenes with her and kei i'd start crying i KNOW they'd be cute together #together more than what we got to see anyway... we know what i mean... #THE ENDING SHOT WAS ESP SO CUTE STOPPPP kinda creepy with her just. In Limbo but then she just. DEATH !! 👆 #nanase's song to her dad at the funeral had me :(( too im so weak for dads and their kids reconciling/having a nice relationship stop #big L for her not signing up for a record label tho idc like OK its sweet she's working with her dad BUT CMONNNNN #you can do both queen.... i would prefer you do it alone cause Kid Falls In Line always makes me want to chew glass #BUT i will excuse it this time.. i repeat for The End Shot that was cute and the rest of the movie was lovely so ill let it slide #final note before i use up all my tags again i loved her concert outfit 😔give me them bracelets girl i cant find any

[sluttylittleslashers]

I love that that ppl said Greta fumbled the bag, but let's be honest—you would run away too if a musty 6'2 person was living in your walls.

#or you just a freak bitch #don't lie you would i would #i think he's 6'2? #slasher fandom #slasher fucker #slashers #brahms heelshire #the boy 2016 #not to mention he's strong so... #or unless hes hot then idk what would you do

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 1-23

#guy killed by a vampire vs guy killed by a (half) vampire #but look i can't lie i like diavolo's lingerie #he keeps losing polls because you all think he's got lice and he DOES but he's still hot #sorry random dead dilf you don't have pink hair and lingerie #diavolo #jjba diavolo #george joestar ii #vento aureo #golden wind #battle tendency #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #who's hotter jjba #hottest jjba character bracket

[steveharirngton]

No but remember how we were all calling him king then two days after their break up everyone started saying shit about him. It opened my eyes a little.

#joe alwyn #i seriously think he is a nice dude and the fact that he wanted to be private is a green flag for me #i remember reading an interview and i legit found it hot how private and respectful he is #didn't we all listened the same songs?? now its all a lie all of a sudden? #weird #anyways i have been seeing so much shit about him so i wanted to get it out don't come at me

[cherrymoonvol6]

not only is luz the only member in the hexquad that flapjack allowed to make use of his magic, but the one time he did was to literally have luz run into hunter’s arms to try to hug him out of his mind/body control..............

#all i know is think about lunter. be bisexual. eat hot chip and lie #you DON'T GET IT [shakes you violently] #not even in hunting palismen did flapjack once help luz with his magic #but man it's such an important story beat that he just allows himself to become a tool for luz and she has this determined look in her eyes #she legitimately never once tried harming hunter during the scuffle...... unlike the rest of the group......... #the ROMANCE. the LOVE. the soulmatery of it all! #lunter #huntceda

[xserpx]

He wasn’t a lion, he was a scared little boy who didn’t want to die. But it was too late to listen to Mother now.

— A Little Hatred by Joe Abercrombie

#the first law #leo dan brock #my sweet little idiot lion child ❤️🦁 #joe abercrombie #the age of madness #a little hatred #rereading the fight with stour and fhakdkaldka #tfw you're rooting for both the people fighting to the death #i love the hooks of 'words to live by' and 'by the dead' in that chapter #also stour is hot there i said it don't talk to me about his soul patch it's not there if i refuse to imagine it #also when leo sees 'jurand wincing as if he felt every wound himself' 🥲 i need a lie down

[wovenstarlight]

fond smile yerim just annoyed yoohyun into giving her some of the food he was making for himself. i love siblings

#star.txt #tllb #nsglb #successfully employed the bulletproof tactic of telling him she'd be eating not-food otherwise and also saying he cooks better than her 🥺 #for two sort-of only children they picked up the squabbling and bartering skills remarkably fast #(yes han bros are the central relationship of sranks no han bros don't know how to fight like siblings. #they only know 8-year-long dramatic rifts eat hot chip and lie)

[kalitheinksimp]

I did it again.

I merged my husband with another creature

This time he's..........

A snake

Here's a closer look at him-

More sketches-

.... Yeah, i love him very much ♡

Og Ink sans belongs to comyet

This danger noodle white lipped python Ink belongs to me♡

#ink sans #digital art #naga character #ink sans oc #ink sans x oc #kaligraphy #kalink #utmv au #undertale au #oh man he's so hot #i love him #another to obsess about #as someone who's childhood was spent hyperfixating on snakes his mere existence brings me joy #even more so since i had the honour to create him #dont worry guys he don't bite!! #.... that's a lie. he loves to bite #protective lil hisser #aggressive towards whomever he sees as threat #and he loves being pet and booped <3

[owlfluffy]

ok i binged Futurama lately and they did human Bender dirty

so i redesigned him, enjoy

#futurama #bender bending rodriguez #bender futurama #futurama fanart #human!bender #i tried to make him hot also #cuz like come on #we all know bender is hot #don't lie to yourself #is this design slightly unrealistic? #yes #but i will stand by it #bc he's my fave manbot and he deserves a better human design

[kittlyns]

I had yet another long, strenuous day yesterday and didn't finish work until super late and then I couldn't fall asleep until well past 2am cuz I was in so much pain from standing literally all day

#what made it worse was the client I spent most of my day with was a brand new client. and she booked super last minute #so I wasnt mentally prepared for doing a 5 hour color. and her natural hair was already pretty light so I had to foil foil foil. go back. #pull out first couple foils. foil foil foil. go back. pull out the next few. #over and over and over. #and her hair was so fucking long. and so fucking thick. #and after the first hour she wouldn't talk. like I like my silence so I don't fight it much #but every now and then I would try to engage with her. I'd say something and she would straight up ignore me. no acknowledgment. #which makes me feel anxious cuz it's like jesus... does she hate me?? did I piss her off somehow? #even when I finished her hair (it looked fucking amazing no lie. one of my best highlights yet.) she had next to no reaction to it #she was like 'it looks fine. I mean good. it's good.' completely deadpan #I laughed it off and was like yeah it's been a long day girl! but it looks amazinggg on you!! #no response. deep inhale. alright. #whatever tho. #when I did finally get off work I stopped @ bojangles cuz I was lightheaded and hadn't eaten since morning #and when I tell you I almost broke down into tears cuz there were so many people crowding the goddamn pickup area. #and so many bizarre conversations going on. genuinely felt like I was in some form of hell #like my feet hurt. my back hurts. I'm tired. I didn't get the validation I like to have over a 5 hour transformative color. #I'm hungry and there are two elderly women blocking the pickup counter. one is hard of hearing so she keeps yelling HUH??? #and the other only speaks in soft baby whispers. that goes as well as you can imagine. #there's a man behind me grilling an employee abt whether or not he goes to church. he starts witnessing to him #and the employee says 'I've never thought about it like that before' no less than 4 times. #there's a child in front of me playing tiktoks @ full volume. and this is all happening simultaneously. #I really considered just leaving without my food but I knew I needed to eat and didnt have anything at home so I stuck it out #was it worth it? no. bojangles honestly sucks these days but what's a girl gonna do. #got home and tried to pass out but nope. tossed and turned all night. #put on hot n cold patches to try to soothe the pain a little. didn't work cuz one pain would be eased a bit and another pain would take over #blahhhhhh #and now. I get to do it all over again! yippeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

[outlying-hyppocrate]

SOBBING. whoever invented stomach aches, fuck you

#random thoughts #always. all the time. why me. i'm just a little guy #traipsing frivolously through the magical wood of tumblr. that is until i feel like i'm getting violently punched #just for no. fucking. reason. at least once every week. clearly the universe hates me or smth #just sitting here in my cool clothes with my puffy hair (washed with cold water. it works) #we don't have heating pads. we don't have painkillers. just gonna lie here and suffer as always #too embarrassed to admit to pain irl. i really really want to be cared for but my dad is an asshole and my brother is playing roblox #he's not an asshole though. just annoying #gonna curl up under my covers and try to overheat my tablet that i haven't used in forever. it's old so it can get hot very quickly #your average 5 minute craft. aha #anyway. here is a hnnnnnnnnnn for my mutuals (:

[talentforlying]

"over a hundred of us" and they all shut up and stand down the second my guy enters the room.....when i tell you he's got a fucking reputation, i mean he's got a REPUTATION babey!!!!

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #i go BERSERK over this scene EVERY SINGLE TIME I READ IT #he was hot as fuck for this i can't lie #then zatanna afterwards going 'you don't have any power to speak of?? any of them could have ripped you apart???? but they were scared???' #and he's like 'haha yeah :) a magician never reveals his tricks lmao' he makes me INSANE #( visage. ) AND I'M A BASTARD. #( zatanna zatara. ) ANNATAZ ARATAZ. #( tim hunter. ) BOY WONDER. #sched.

[moonsidesong]

played the fangame danganronpa another with a friend and i didn't really like the ending but i very much enjoyed mekaru bc she's just woman byakuya togami. i'm going to talk a lot in the tags now

#the translation was kinda weird and bad but you get used to it after a while #i do plan on playing the sequel just cause me and my friends enjoy playing murder mysteries #oh uh spoilers beyond this point i'm gonna give some hot takes for. the 3 followers that care about dangit grandpa #anyway uh. ending. yeah i'm definitely biased bc i don't really like sad endings for the most part #but i didn't really. like it. #i'm not really opposed to the idea necessarily of the protagonist NOT being a survivor it's definitely interesting #but given that this game's take on hope vs despair is that 'hope is created not found' #i thought it kinda sucked that they just left maeda/utsuro to die despite obviously being the one suffering the most #also i didnt. like. kisaragi much. him/his alter ego being the epic savior in the end sucked bad not gonna lie #i thought he was really interesting in his initial appearance bc he was someone who Knew what was happening #but was rendered unable to communicate any of it bc of his brain damage #but then he dies (which was expected wasn't really upset about it) and from there you only have flashbacks to go off of #and then he's just kinda boring #it'd be one thing if he was a heroic reliable person we knew from the start but he's just this. guy that shows up in chapter 5 #and we get told he's like the best we should trust him and believe in him but. like. idk this guy! it didn't feel earned #anyway kinjou was. a character. for sure. #i liked his arc and all but when they revealed in the ending that Oh actually his beliefs on crime haven't changed at all lol<3 #he still only thinks in extremes even after all that mess about recognizing the murders were done in gray area circumstances #so like what was that all FOR #also. like. Goddddd. GODDDD. AKANE TAIRA. UGH #when she gets revealed as the mastermind and she's like going crazy off the walls sillygoofy despair lady I thought she was really fun!!! #i enjoyed her quite a lot!!!! #but then utsuro gets involved and she's just immediately extremely pathetic #she just immediately loses all presence bc she just stops taking any authority as the mastermind and is like ouwuoiuuh utsuro samaaaa #i thought her being a maid but actually is a girlboss would be a FUN SUBVERSION but nah we just have peko pekoyama 2: evil this time #like when are we gonna be done with the trope of Woman is cool and powerful until Man shes subservient to is involved and then she's a wuss #it sucks it SUUUUCKS #utsuro himself is. fine. he's basically just bootleg izuru but i didn't really mind that i thought his origins were kinda interesting #anyway i'm out of tags so i guess that's the end of my hot takes #i liked the individual cases! i liked mekaru! ending was kinda bad. goofbye

[bear-do-well]

Big oversight from Larian studios to not add the rogue subclass "phantom" and make it the default for Astarion

at least his subclass on level-up is automatically arcane trickster, which i think is kind of close-ish

#but also i don't think he's smart enough for bending death to his will. he's kinda smoothbrained #all he knows is twerk. be pansexual. stab men. eat hot blood. and lie #asks