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virgil-says-things · 2 years

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fuck it hey hi I'm back at this again KENDJFNF

'I'm not even thinking about your dick. In my dad's mouth. I'm not." Jimmy. please. watching him have a crisis is funny but he needs to leave Ian alone he's just tryna eat his toast 😭

"too busy to help your old man?" (Frank) "yes! forever." (Lip)

at least Carl no longer believes he has cancer

'can I kiss u?' (Ned) the IMMEDIATE no from Ian made me laugh 😭

Ian isn't actually going to rob Ned's house for him. right?

Carl's learning that gay people exist

'i hit something!' (Hank) yeah, the sewer line. no bones in sight yet (Frank, Carl and Hank (?) are trying to find aunt ginger's bones before the people that are going to be working on the sewer line do)

'i think Karen messed u up bad' (Kevin, talking to Lip) uh oh!

"dude's got daddy issues. no wonder u dig him." (Lip) "I can hear u!" (Jimmy)

it's 5am and I'm listening to Sheila admit she likes inflicting sexual pain to a dying nun who took a vow of silence is this scene over now.

Mandy and Ian leaving the room and turning the lights off when they go and Carl immediately saying 'I need to know where the gay wieners go.' 😭

OMG. MICKEY!!!! Mickey helping Ian with training yet starts shooting more when Ned is mentioned (I'm definitely reaching here but shush. I call jealousy.' ALSO. 'he isn't afraid to kiss me' (Ian). ouch!!! the SILENCE from Mickey after that.

"no, please just go home. Mandy. to ur own fucking house for once." (Lip) this makes me so sad!! because I can tell Mandy actually feels for smth for him. and it's just. agh!! the silence from all three of them (Kevin's there too) is so loud. Mandy's gone tho so. she was just trying to help!!

Debbie's sexualising herself to try to fit in. those girls are such assholes what the fuck.

"Just because Karen wiped her ass with you doesn't give you the right to shit on Mandy.' Ian has a point and I'm so glad someone's actually sticking up for her

Fiona dumping the news that Molly isn't actually a girl on him and then leaving Lip to deal with the aftermath of that 😭

Sheila found out the nun that she confessed everything to posted about it on the internet 😭

this argument. holy shit. Jimmy had some good points tho ngl

Lip leaving Karen a voicemail just telling her everyone's doing great and then going "Just in case you were wondering. You selfish, ignorant, heinous piece of dog shit. Thank you for leaving and never coming back. You - We all owe you a huge fucking favour. You rock." 😭

Jimmy's gone and they still haven't found aunt ginger

HE'S FUCKING ESTEFANIA????? or well. Este's fucking him. he doesn't seem like he's enjoying this at all??

personally, if I were Mandy, I'd make Lip at least say the words 'I'm sorry' before going down there but that's just me

AW NOOOO THEY'RE CUDDLING (SORT OF) WHILE WATCHING FIREWORKS BUT MANDY'S LOOKING AT LIP INSTEAD. THE SMILE ON HER FACE OH MY GOD. WHY CAN'T SOMEONE LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!!!! OHHHH MY GOD! MICKEY AND HIS BROTHERS? COUSINS? I CAN'T REMEMBER. R GOING TO ROB THE HOUSE WHILE IAN WAITS OUTSIDE. MICKEY RAN BACK AND KISSED IAN. WHAT THE FUCKKKK.

Ned's wife woke up while Mickey and one of the other two were trying to get the grandfather clock out of the house. and she came down the stairs with a gun. "You got shot Mickey!" (Ian) "Yes, I fucking know I got shot!" (Mickey) 😭 the amount of times the word 'fuck' was said in this scene 😭

I don't know who this woman is with the glasses and ponytail in the car but the warnings the other one gave her about the Gallagher's made laugh. 'say their names slowly and calmly' 😭

Debbie's drowning one of the girls that messed with her beforehand and I'm all for it tbh

THE WOMAN WITH THE GLASSES AND PONYTAIL IS BRITNEY STURGES FROM CPS OH NO. OH NO!!! MICKEY'S BULLET WOUND IS BEING TREATED, MOLLY IS IN A BIKINI (??) FIONA FOUND THE BONES. CPS IS HERE AT THE WORST TIME. UH OH!! DEBBIE CAME IN BRAGGING ABOUT WHAT SHE DID. OH FUCK.

Sheila dumped the nun somewhere else - outside a church I think? idk - the way she runs away made me laugh

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rebelcap · 4 years

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We are not just friends —Part 12

Chris Evans x bi!latina!character (Sofia is a people of color, she's brown.)

Chris and Sofia meet when their best friends started dating, it all started at friends with loads of bumps on the road.

Warnings: drinking, smoking, drug use (weed), assault, Chris being Steve Rogers, commitment issues, my girl Sofia kinda messy, lots of fucking (eventually)

This is slow burn at its best, at least emotionally.

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"You know friends with benefits never work, don't you?" Amanda told Sofia as she rolled her eyes and sigh.

"I don't wanna be his girlfriend," Sofia shrugged, setting her phone in silence as the Twitter and Instagram notifications kept coming. Apparently, people found out who she was and they were blowing up her phone. Obviously, she didn't acknowledge it.

"Says no woman ever,"

"I know, but—look," Sofia sighed again and sat straighter on the couch facing her friend, she looked around because they were in Amanda's parent's house about to lunch. "He's the first queer, nonwhite, Latina, immigrant woman he ever wanted to date, I mean look at all of his exes."

"Okay, he's definitely into brunettes and white,"

"Yes, there's a part of me that's thinking that maybe he's…" Sofia tried to think of a subtle way to say it. "experimenting, and there's going to be nowhere and that left me high and dry when he realized that he's not that into me that much."

"Have you asked him?"

"No," She answered and Mandy just looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "He's going to say that's not true."

"Because it's not. Why does it seems like I know him more than you do, he never said anything remotely like that." She now rolled her eyes at her. "This is you sabotaging yourself, as usual."

"No, it's me trying to protect myself. I don't wanna fall in love with him and shit,"

"Again, talk with him. I'm sure he'll compromise with you at some level,"

"He's away all the time and I hate flying, I hate LA,"

"Oh my God,"

"I'm going to get all weird seeing him kissing other people," Sofia explained. "and he's going to think I'm an insecure, immature little girl that can't handle that." Sofia pouts and crosses her arms.

"Sofia," Her friend scoot closer on the couch and looked at her. "I heard you, about everything and I'm not trying to invalidate how you feel about it, but you need to communicate if you what this to work out for you."

"I'm scared Mandy, because I really like him," Her eyes got all glossy. "I know he's a good man but I'm scared shitless. I can't physically take another loss. You know how hard it was for me to leave my ex, just because of that and it got so fucking ugly on the end."

"I know, I was there," She said and her bottom lip tremble. " crying with you non stop for two years, I know but you know she's a piece of shit and took advantage of you because you were in a very vulnerable position."

"Yeah, I know," Sofia wipe her tears with the back of her hand and sighed, "Stop crying, you're making me cry,"

"I just want you to be happy, you're my best friend I love you so much," Amanda was full-blown sobbing hysterically as Sofia was holding her and chucking. "Capitan America wants to be your boyfriend stupid bitch," She kept sobbing and Sofia laughed.

"I know, I'm just emotional and I'm about to get my period, hormones."

"Your period?" Amanda asked separating and looked at her, pensively. "wait, what date is today?"

"It's the fourteen,"

"Oh,"

Sofia sat down straighter and give her a look. "Are you late?"

"Yeah," Amanda said looking down at her stomach. "Like, three weeks late."

Sofia looked at her belly and mutter. "Jesus, Maria y Jose."

"Holy shit." Amanda blinked a few times and they stare at each other for a full minute.

"Your dad it's going to fucking kill Luke."

~~~~

It's been around a week and a handful of days since the last time Sofia saw Chris, he was already in town since last night but he slept on his mom's house.

Also, Amanda was fucking pregnant.

You up?

She texted Chris at two am. Of course, he wasn't because he was an old man.

I gotta tell u something.

It's important and I need to tell someone I'm really bad at secrets, I just can't.

But you can't tell

I'll literally kill u,

And I'm getting away with it because I know too much about murder men, it's insane.

I'm up, I'm up. I'm watching a movie with Scott, he says hi and also wants to meet u and plot murder.

Also, what's the juicy secret?

Amanda is pregnant and your brother is way handsome than you.

Chris was calling almost immediately.

"Excuse me?"

"Amanda is having a baby,"

"No, about Scott being handsome than me," He asked and Sofia let out the loudest laugh, God she needed that.

"Oh my God, you're an idiot," She laughed. "I miss your face."

" I miss you, too." He laughed.

"Is Scott there?, we follow each other on Twitter and made fun of you."

"You two what," He asked and she could hear Scott laughing on the background. "You made fun of me with my girl?"

"Yeah, I slide in her DMS." Scott laughed and Chris was red as a tomato.

"Dude," He said and Sofia heard a lot of ow's and she laughed. "And about the other things, what the fuck?"

"Yes, I'm freaking out. Mandy's at Luke's house now but I don't know, she didn't text me. I can't sleep," She groaned and Chris stood quiet for a moment.

"Want me to come over?"

"Please?"

~~~

"Oh, hi," Sofia exclaimed as soon she opened the door, Chris grabbed her face and plant a quick kiss.

"Hi," He smiles, still cupping her face. "Hello," Chris kissed her again making her laugh.

"You dork," She said as she took his hand and took it to the kitchen, "Want something? I'm about to stress bake."

Chris laughed while he sat on the high chairs. "Mandy didn't text u?"

"No, dude. I'm freaking out, I know Luke it's the sweetest," She said giving her back to Chris as she measures some flour.

"He's going to be over the moon, I'm not supposed to tell you this but he's been thinking about proposing,".

Sofía was taken aback for a moment there but a huge smile, she turned around and look at him.

"Are our best friends getting married and having a kid?"

Chris laughed and nod, "Yeah, guess so?"

"Yeah," She smiles. "So weird," She turned around and Chris walked up to her, leaning on the counter beside her.

"Why?"

"Don't know, I'm happy don't get me wrong, I just. It's weird for me because it's," She stumbles over her words a little. "it's the first time I'm seeing this going right for someone I deeply care about."

Chris made a face and she laughed.

"I have really shitty examples on my life," She went again to her baking. "My mom and dad fought a lot, they had to get married because they were having my brother—

"Wait, you have a brother?," He asked, surprised. "You never mentioned him."

"We don't really speak, well I don't speak to him,"

"Why?"

Sofía pursed her lips together and give Chris a look, she didn't want him to think less of him or him judging her about what went down.

"Can we skip that part?"

Chris quickly nod, "Yeah, of course," He said putting a hand on her shoulder. "whenever you're ready,"

"Okay," She nod too and remained silent. "it's just, I'm sorry." Sofia took a deep breath and wipe a tear. "I've never had a normal family dynamics until I've meet Mandy's family and a still feel so out of place sometimes, it's weird—" She chuckles. "I'm weird."

"It's not weird, you're not weird. I've gathered that you went through some shit that no kid should go through," Chris said and Sofia stopped moving and looked at the bowl in front of her. "things that obviously hurt you still."

"Stop." She told him trying not to cry and took another deep breath trying to pass the lump on her throat but her lower lip was trembling.

"Hey, hey," Chris grabbed her and hugged her, but she pushed him away and went back to the counter.

"You like muffins?" She asked in a small voice and Chris just stare at her, he just shut him out on whatever it's going up with her. "Do you?"

"Yeah, yes. Are you okay?"

"Yeah," She nod.

Sofía was feeling like an idiot, she didn't want to be crying on his arm about her shitty life, to someone that obviously couldn't relate because he also had the perfect family, the perfect brothers. His fucking life was perfect. She didn't want him to see her like a wounded little girl.

"Sofia?"

"Just drop it, forget about it." She said going to the fridge and grabbed some milk.

"What? come on baby, you know you can talk about me about anything," Chris told her and she just chuckles. "Is this funny to you?"

"I can't talk to you about everything, there's a lot of things we can't relate to Chris." She quickly answered him.

"I know that, but I can listen. You can open up with me for fuck's sake," Chris said frustrated and Sofia sigh. "You're always shutting me out when we even slightly touch a subject you don't like, I've known you for like almost two years and I right now found out you have a brother. You know everything about me, you know my fucking whole family,"

"Yeah, and now you're now throwing it back at my face."

"I'm not throwing it back at your face, you can tell me anything, Sofia." He said and she shook her head.

"Why do you wanna know so bad? I'm just some girl you're fucking." She asked him and Chris was taken aback.

"You're not—is that what you think of me?, that I'm so guy you're fucking?"

"Are you not?" She asked nonchalantly and Chris lost his shit.

"Woow, that's how it is?, like I'm nothing to you." He said taking a step back.

"Why the fuck are you pushing this so much? what are you gonna do? I don't want your fucking pity and I don't fucking need you either." She was spitting venom at him, feeling attacked at everything he was doing.

"You're being a fucking asshole right now," He told her and Sofia rolled her eyes. "I just wanna know my fucking girlfriend."

"I'm most definitely not your girlfriend, I won't ever be your girlfriend" She answered and Chris just stared at her, feeling hurt.

"You know what, fuck you," he muttered angrily and turned around, nervous.

"There we go, pretty Chris don't get what he wants and he lashes out," She mumbled and pointed at him. "And now you leave,"

Chris rubbed his beard and grabbed his phone. "When you want talk this shit out, let me know. I'll be staying two more days and then I'm back in LA, you know I'm leaving for three months. Because I tell you all the shit I do," He pointed out again and Sofia just shrugged.

"Whatever, you know where the door is." She didn't even look at him, Chris was fuming. Sofía flinch when she heard the door shut.

~~~

Well, shit.

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lovingthereign25 · 5 years

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The Heart Wants What it Wants

CH 3

You walk into your house everything is quite, so ethier Jackson was at the hospital or out running errands. You make your way into the kitchen noticing your dogs in the backyard. You go out and play with your puppies for a few minutes before making your way up stairs. You enter bedroom shocked to see Jackson standing there in only a towel haven't just got out of the shower.

"Hey" you say coming up behind him kissing his back.

"There's my baby"he says turning around bring his lips to yours.

" You on your way out?, or just getting home?" You ask

" Neither I took a personal day, so I could get some errands done" he says kissing you again

Jackson picked you up and carried you to the bed, he slowly started to undo your jeans when you stopped him.

" Jackson we need to talk" you say

" okay but first Y/n I need you baby it's been weeks" he says in between kissing your stomach

"No Jackson it's serious, we need to talk now before we go any further' you say sitting up pushing him off you lightly.

" Okay..What's wrong?, how serious we talking?" He asks a bit nervous

" Serious enough to end our marriage" you nearly whisper

"What? Y/n what are you saying? What's serious enough to end our marriage?" He asks standing up

" I slept with my co worker?" You say not making eye contact

" What?, are you kidding me Y/n? I can't believe this after all this time Who was it?" He asked mad as hell

" Jackson I'm sorry, I never meant to hurt you, I swear" you say tears forming in your eyes

" Who was it Y/n?" He repeats

"Jackson it doesn't matter!" You say

" Tell me cause I have a feeling i already know" he snaps

"Roman" you whisper

'' I fucking knew it, I saw the way you two would look at each when I'd come to a show, or in the interview last week they way you were smiling at him, that's the same smile I used to get" he shouts

"Jackson please… Let's talk maybe we can fix this" you cry

" No Y/n there's no fixing it, I'm done, I want a divorce." He says walking out of the room.

A few weeks have past since you've told Jackson. And in those few weeks you were coming to terms with being single. But you still missed Roman. Roman and you haven't spoken since the night in the trainer's room. You heard through some co workers that his divorce was about to be finalized any day now. You were sitting backstage waiting to interview Carmella about her championship match at the next PPV. As you too were talking you hear a female voice that you couldn't quite make out talking about her date with Roman, and how they were going out again tonight. Your blood starts to boil, you felt nauseous, and if looks could kill the first person to look your way would drop dead.

" Y/n ! You there?" Carmella says waving her hand over your face.

" Yeah sorry, what's the plans for tonight?" You ask

" There's a little club down a few blocks we gonna hit" she answers dancing a little

" Awesome, I'm gonna run and get ready you driving or am I?" You ask

" Lana is and she's bringing Trin with her," she says.

" okay I'll see you in a little bit" you wave

You head to your hotel to change and get ready. It's been weird being in your own room, usually you got your own but always stayed in Roman's with him.But what you hated the most was sleeping alone. You missed how Roman would pull you in close to him in his sleep, or wake you up with little kisses on your neck and back.

You finish getting ready and head down to the lobby to meet someone of the other girls.

" Damn Y/n, you look hot!" Lana say

"Thanks girl you look hot yourself!" You smile back

" If I didn't know better I'd say you were looking to take someone home" Trin laughs

When you get to the club you find a little spot to sit, then you and Mella head up for a round of drinks. After a few drinks you all head to the dance floor. You were having a great time probably the best time you've had in a while that was until you notice a few familiar faces entering the club.Jimmy, Jey, Ron, and Roman. But Roman wasn't alone there was a girl latched onto his arm, as she turns around you see that's it no other than Mandy. Mandy Rose was not your favorite person to say the least you hated the way she acted like she was better than the other female superstars and how she acted like everyone owed her something.Mella notices you have stopped dancing and looks over to see what's caught your attention.

"Is that Mandy?" She asked

" Yeah, that's her!" You answer pissed off

" With Roman?, I didn't think he like sloppy seconds?" Mella shrugs

Roman spots you from across the room you make eye contact for a few seconds before he put his arm around Mandy taking her hand and walking to their section.

" Don't let it bother you Y/n" Lana whispers

" It already has, but you know what two can play this game? You say walking toward the bar.

You sit down next to Dolph you has always had a crush on you even before you started with WWe when you used to just come hang out with Carmella.

" Whatcha doing Ziggles?" You ask sliding your hand down his arm sitting next to him

"Having a few drinks, before I head to my hotel,wanna join me?" He jokes smiling

"Maybe if you buy me a drink and dance with me?" You smile flirtatious

"Yeah?, Alright then!" He says

You throw back the shot Dolph bought you and take his hand leading him to the dance floor .

The DJ starts to play " Please Me" by Cardi B and Bruno Mars you slowly start to grind on Dolph, he moves his hands to your hips.

"I like single Y/n" Dolph whispers kissing your neck softly. You could feel Roman's eyes on you burning a hole into you and Dolph.

" Yeah, well then you're gonna love this" you say kissing him.Dolph's hand slipping down grabbing your ass. Roman have had enough he got up and walks towards the dance floor.

"Y/n, you keep this up and I'm gonna have to take you home" Dolph says kissing your neck again

"That's not gonna fucking happen!" Roman says grabbing your hand and pulling away from Dolph leading you away from the dance floor and to the back of the club.

"What the hell was that?, Roman who do you think you are!" You say angrily

" Y/n what the hell do you think your doing with him?" He says

" Why do you care you came with the company slut?" You spit

" Well with your actions on the dance floor you could have fooled me" he snaps

You slap his face, Roman turns back at you with a different look in his eye one you haven't seen before.

" How dare you Roman" you start but are cut off by Roman. " Do it again I dare you" he says

You slap his face again this time a little harder, he when he turns back around to face he attached his lips to yours missing your hard, there was some different about this kiss it was more aggressive, more rough it drove you over the edge you needed Roman now.

"Roman" you moan into his mouth "What about your date?"

" I don't want her Y/n, I want you and only you " he says deepening the kiss

" Take me home Roman"you whisper

" Let's go" he says taking your head leading you out of the club.

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