i know how to identify all of the barksies now.
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If you don’t grab your puppy’s neck to force them to arch their back just right and look at you when you take them from behind to tell them what a pretty mutt they are drooling and whining like a bitch in heat all while pumping their little tummy full, then you’re doing something wrong.
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the devilsitter has become a dogsitter! they need help!!!!
this was actually @aspiringtrashpanda's idea!!!! she's very cool and has the biggest brain please tell her how cool she is!!!!!
ive been watching a lot of dog grooming videos lately so i keep thinking about how well/poorly theyd behave when being groomed. lucifer would be the best and mammon would probably be the worst HAHA
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i don't post her here often, as she *hates* cameras, but i figured for today she deserves to be shown as the brilliant star she is. happy birthday, opal!
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I felt my brain expand when I decided his tail would do that as a warning plus make it similar to his hat since centipedes bottom halves match their head.
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A majority of “indigenous dog breeds” are colonized in some way. Options include:
Given an arbitrary kennel club standard based on a limited population owned by aristocratic white people.
Stolen with their history completed rewritten and mythologized.
Created by white kennel club people and falsely attributed an indigenous past through breed myth.
Have their populations no longer under control of the population that made them in the first place.
Has its actual name replaced with a slur
“Breed split” where the actually indigenous dogs still owned by indigenous people have to go through meticulous trial and breeding to be accepted by the kennel club.
All of the above and more!
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Now I need to see puppy Dazai. If only so Chuuya could be like “who’s the dog now, huh?” Possibly while puppy Dazai is trying to lick his face
Tiny Dazai Osamu - Collector's Edition!
Puppy dog in need of a forever home. His breed is brown with droopy ears. He's fluffy. Picked up on the side of the road.
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Hooking my thumb back into their sore cunt to push my cum back inside because it’s just too cute when their dumb little mind is empty and dazed from feeling me leak down their thighs the rest of the day.
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Have you drawn Vittorio before? I'd like to see what he looks like pls.
Vittorio's design has given me more trouble than I expected, I'm still not sure if I'm happy with his looks. He's Machete's trusted personal secretary, a small and modest but resourceful and resilient man. I think he's somewhere in his mid 20's.
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i dont get yall exotic pet owners who say shit like "my fox is just like a dog bit it piss all over the house and sometimes skittish, haha. we're training it not to do that." Just get a dog. Get a fucking dog. Stop breeding foxes just for pets. Get a DOG. Also, foxes stinks and are wild animals. They're not domesticated.
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Is it true that purebred dogs need more medical attention than mixed breeds? Why?
vet-and-wild here.
Not necessarily. We know that certain breeds are prone to certain diseases, and that some breeds are generally just not very healthy (i.e. brachycephalic breeds), and some are frequently overbred with no regard for health/temperament (i.e. Frenchies, doodles, GSDs...really anything popular). There's some breeds that when I see for their first puppy visit I really really push for them to get pet insurance on principle. But if someone walked in and said they had a mix of those particular breeds I would still say the same thing.
There's kind of a misunderstanding about crossbreeding and "hybrid vigor", and this assumption that crossbreeding automatically makes the resulting puppies healthier. While genetic diversity is a good thing for a population, breeding two unhealthy dogs just produces more unhealthy dogs, regardless of breed or how much they've been crossbred. I wouldn't say that I see more sick purebreds than mixed breeds, or that one particular group seems to outlive the others.
Except really old chihuahuas with no teeth and a raging heart murmur. They outlive everyone. (jk jk)
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