#dnddads s2

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Matt revealing in talking dad while playing fuck/marry/kill that Darryl actually would rather marry Glenn and not Henry because he thinks Glenn is sensitive and likes him more despite an ENTIRE season of oakson development/bait(and Will being irl upset about it lol) VS Normal initially not liking Hermie but eventually starting to like him only to be constantly lead on by Hermie and openly flirting with other people and then rolling "performance" to "admit" to liking him back. comparison, discuss

#matt only said that cuz he likes freddie more #matt was pushed in a corner and asked if he'd rather kiss his wife or someone else and matt made the right decision by choosing his wife #also freddie being baffled by matt saying glenn is sensitive is hysterical #will wanting hero to be the one who parallels henry meanwhile norm's romance life #im happy i don't want oakworthy i stand by gothcheer #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies s2 #dnddads #dnddads s2 #oakson #oakworthy

[flowercrowns-n-punks]

Here me out on this very silly headcannon

Pov hc for future adult normal he becomes a fursuit maker because its very similar to him like if he were to make mascot costumes in his head.

While doing mascoting for a local team on the side.

#dino rambles #dino stuff #dndads #dungeons and daddies #dnddads s2 #dungeons & daddies #normal oak swallows garcia #normal oak #hc #dnddads hc

[anoctoberpepper]

Nicky/Nick/Nicholas system head canons that haven't made it into my fic yet.

Nicky likes LaCroix because it’s in a can, and he can drink it when his friends are drinking beer. Lime is the only flavor worth the effort. 

Nick would just rather have beer. 

Nicholas likes coke, hot chocolate, and putting ice cream in root beer.

When forced to exercise, Nick likes sparring, Nicholas likes solitary running outside, and Nicky likes weightlifting or beating Lark at any fitness thing the other man is doing.  

Nicky likes his coffee with sugar but no creamer. Nick pretends to like black coffee but takes advantage everytime Nicky makes coffee and leaves it out for him. 

Nicholas would never! It would stunt his growth. He does, however, know how his mom likes her coffee. 

Nick has a blue baby blanket that’s worn thin with holes. 

Nicky has a panda stuffie his mom gave him when he was a little kid, but he doesn’t know which timeline it’s from. He suspects Nicholas, because Nicholas really likes the stuffie even though he pretends like he’s too cool for it. 

None of them can cook well, but Nicky and Nick can cook out of necessity. Their top recipes are ramen, boxed mac ‘n cheese and pancakes. When asked to eat healthier by his mom Nicky starts stocking his fridge with raw fruits and veggies. It’s not uncommon to find cuties and raw broccoli in Nick’s pockets. Nick doesn’t eat the veggies but Nicky fully intended too. He’s doing his best. Nicholas is fully a kid junk food fanatic and should not be left alone with the credit card. If there’s a grown up around he will pretend to follow the horribly outdated food pyramid that Jodie took as gospel in their house. 

They all hate swimming, but Nicky tried to learn after a few missions went bad. Everyone makes fun of his sputtering doggy paddle. Grant tried to teach him once, but it didn’t go well. 

None of them know what day of the week it is at any given time. They show up to D.A.D.D.I.E.S. whenever they want, work when they want and disappear at odd hours for meals.

#dnddads #dungeons and daddies #dnddads s2 #nick close #nick foster

[cosmic-ricky]

teens lineup!!! (+ close ups below the cut)

#taylor being the shortest is canon to me #dungeons and daddies #dnddads s2 #dndads fanart #fanart #dnd #dnd art #taylor swift #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #scary marlowe #normally oak swallows garcia #boss kicks #dndads #my art

[armyofpsychictrashcans]

Something about scary being in a literal flaming building, being hugged by people that even though she has hurt so often are offering her support and hugging her, so much so that some of them literally fall unconscious and yet still intentionally falling asleep so she can ask a father figure for validation and a hug, and even though she has done everything in her power to do everything she asks for, he still laughs in her face.

So she goes back to her friends, and tells them she doesn't want to care about anything anymore.

I'm unwell

#dungeons and daddies spoilers #dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #dnddads s2 #scary marlowe #what an episode sheesh

[risetherivermoon]

idk smth abt both Hermie & Scary both seeking attention... and smth abt how Scary gets it but its never the kind of attention that she wants, and how Hermie gets barely any at all,

#the two most dramatic teens ever #herm is a theatre kid I KNOW hes losing his shit everytime they forget abt him #scary just wants to be loved but she freaks out when she feels anything vaguely vulnerable #its ok tho shes growing :)) #dnddads #dnddads s2 #dungeons & daddies #dungeons and daddies #hermie the unworthy #herman unworthy #scary marlowe #look #if they didnt want me to think angsty thoughts abt hermie then they wouldn't forget abt him sm 🙄🙄 #i have so many thoughts

[irl-magicalgirl]

RUDE OF ANTHONY TO MAKE THE OPENING PARODY SONG FOR EPISODE 37 SO FUNNY WHEN THE SUBJECT MATTER AND LYRICS ARE SO HEART WRENCHING WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK

#😭😭😭😭😭 #dungeons and daddies #dnddads #dnddads s2 #THIS ISN'T FAIR I'M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH CRY ON A GREYHOUND BUS #magical posting #personal

[ignivv]

It was supposed to be a joke but idk anymore…

#my art #art #digital art #doodles #fanart #dnd #dndaddies #dndads #dndads s1 #dnddads #dungeon and daddies #ron stampler #dndads fanart #ron dndads #ron stampler dndads #ohhh god #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies s1 #dungeons and daddies s2 #dndads s2

[weirdgirlsparrow]

her greatest moment

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dnddads #rebecca oak swallows garcia #normal oak garcia #she was so special #my shining star

[normally-o-a-k]

‘Scam Likely but it’s the button choice meme’ said my friend

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads s2 #dnd dads #dnddads #dungeons & daddies #scam likely #scam actually #dndads fanart

[tony-italian-name]

The reason Linc's favorite meal is brunch is because his dads are gay and gay people LOVE brunch so he probably went to brunch ALL THE TIME growing up

#this is a fact literally argue with the wall #lincoln li wilson #grant wilson #dndads #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads spoilers #dnddads #dndads s2

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

Matt trying to say the last place Shmegan went to was a sex shop and Anthony saying "but he's asexual". Anthony Burch may hate the gays(oakworthy)but he is an ally to the aces and enbies

#representation matters #afab dood is my fav thing tbh #i wish Anthony used she/her more then one time in the uncut for dood #she deserves to be a he/they but a she/her when its time to explode ppl's organs #dungeons and daddies #dungeons and daddies s2 #dnddads #dnddads s2

[cosmicricky234]

Hermie when he lies 🏳️‍🌈

#normal oak #dndads season 2 #dndads s2 #dndaddies #dungeons and daddies #dndads #hermie the unworthy #dndads spoilers #dnddads #dndads art #dndads fanart #normal oak fanart #normal oak swallows garcia #hermie unworthy #herman unworthy #oakworthy #dungeons and dads

[anoctoberpepper]

The crimes of Chaotic-Good Sparrow Oak-Swallows-Garcia

Dumpster diving (for food) 

Vandalism (painting murals)

Breaking an entering see #5 & #6

Driving large trucks without a CDL license

Harassment and blackmailing of a politician until he dropped out of a race

Arson (related to starting fires for unhoused people to keep them warm. He subsequently got in trouble for demanding he get all the blame.)

Insurance Fraud (medical) for pretending to marry Grant for those two months so he could see the right psychiatrist.

Tax evasion to avoid the war tax. 

Public nuisance (protesting without permits)

Public disobedience (protesting too ferociously)

Theft….oh so much theft. 

Rehabilitation of animals without a license (but with proper training). Squirrels, racoons, those two possums that one time, three skunks, a buzzard, uncountable birds, a lizard, and notably a creature they were 80% sure was a hellhound. 

Insurance fraud (home) & arson (it’s related)

Trespassing (dairy farm)

Trespassing (pig farm)

vandalism (see #14 &15)

Insurance fraud (life insurance) Dad’s not dead, but the insurance people also can’t prove the death certificate if fake

faking legal paperwork

Impersonating a cop

Production of fake IDs

Trespassing (golf course)

He’s been caught for about ⅓ of these and keeps the D.A.D.D.I.E.S. lawyers very busy

#sparrow oak #dnddads #dungeons and daddies #dnddads s2 #Kiddads #chaotic-good

[cosmic-ricky]

recently relistened to ep 38 since cassandra is (seemingly) just a normal person that 20 damage done by cutting her hand off like fr could’ve killed her,,

I did some googling and average hp for a lvl one character is like 8 so assuming that she’s not secrectly apart of daddies or anything she probably should be dead, howeverrrr i know anthony probably wouldn’t kill her without planning/reason but it would be a pretty messed up thing to do so like he just might. plus we haven’t really heard from her at all since then,,does anyone hear me

#dungeons and daddies #dndads #dndaddies #dndads 2 #dnddads s2 #dndads quest #taylor swift not that one #taylor swift dndads #cassandra swift

[armyofpsychictrashcans]

Props to Beth May cause I have never had so many conflicting feelings about a fictional character

#Dungeons and daddies #dndads #dnddads s2 #dndaddies #a genius #hero of our time #could write an essay on it atp #Scary Marlowe #my beloved #frustrating immensly sad and hilarious at the same time #how does she do it #mystery for the ages