my family's dnd antics! (continued)
after our campaign went on hiatus for the summer my fam finally sat down and continued! anyways here are some highlights
my dad spending a full 20 minutes bargaining with an npc over how much he could sell a live bear for
my sister flirting with the innkeeper (a fifty year old man)
my mom going out of her way to find any drama in town and make it worse
my dad rolling a 4 on persuading the innkeeper to let him have a live wolf in his room
my sister immediately swooping in to negotiate (reroll) and getting a 24
all of them spending 10 minutes doing math to see what rooms were the best deal at the inn
my sister (playing a tiefling) calling any inconvenience or disagreement racism and irritating my mom out of her mind
my dad becoming immensely distracted by the 'forest ambiance' youtube video i was playing and trying to identify the bird calls
the party collectively rolling a nat 20 and completely skipping the encounter i'd been preparing for a week
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(Suddenly, many dice fall out of a player's mouth)
"WHAT DID YOU GET"
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Would you let her use your phone to call a cab if she showed up at the front door of your cabin in the middle of the woods?
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Player: “That wouldn’t be the first time we’ve violated the Genova Conventions.”
DM: "And it won’t be the last.”
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My old bad kids sketches are going around again it's making me miss them I should really do some updated doodles
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also my friends need to stop hyping up my ability to be funny because i WILL join an improv group and become unbearable
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(Faces the kid who played Shock Clock) "Y'know? I really liked, in the play, when you played doctor..." (Turns IPad around on this image)
(Everyone groan/laughs)
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Anyways *HITS BARD AND BARBARIAN WITH THE POST CAMPAIGN FLUFF BEAM*
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*Party is mostly in a serious conversation with a god’s avatar*
*Guard 1, running past the door*
Guard 2, chasing Guard 1: That’s my pocket cheese!!
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