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coolseabird · 5 months

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#rpg #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #kotor #knights of the old republic #kotor 2 #knights of the old republic 2 #hk-47 #hk47 #astarion #astarion ancunin #murder hobo #Youtube

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oldschoolfrp · 3 months

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You're violating my agency! Just because I stole from half the marketplace, in front of a hundred witnesses, then killed everyone who caught me, now there are going to be consequences? (Kevin Siembieda, City State of the World Emperor, Judges Guild, 1980)

#D&D #Dungeons & Dragons #Kevin Siembieda #City State of the World Emperor #Judges Guild #town guards #prisoner #shackles #murder hobo #fighters #dnd #Dungeons and Dragons

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garbage--account · 3 months

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#Inazuma Eleven #kageyama reiji #inspirational quotes #murder hobo

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bean-writes · 11 days

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Player: “That wouldn’t be the first time we’ve violated the Genova Conventions.”

DM: "And it won’t be the last.”

#dnd out of context #d&d out of context #dnd #d&d #dnd antics #d&d antics #d&d funny #dnd quote #d&d quotes #dnd funny #quotes out of context #out of context #things d&d players say #dungeons and dragons #vox machina #critical role #d20 #murder hobo #murder hobos

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therealgchu · 1 month

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Snippet Sunday - Seven Days

i just realized i didn't put the graphic for 7 days up on dropbox, so i could use it on my home computer. whoops.

oh well, look at me, back to a regularly scheduled posting.

the first chapter of Seven Days is up on ao3. i'm publishing these at a more rapid rate since i've been writing them faster. almost half of it is already written. chapter 2 will go up tomorrow, hopefully.

Day 2 Sneak Peek

His brain had been trying to make sense of everything he’d heard yesterday, and he still didn’t understand most of it. He decided to take a stab at the most concrete aspect. “So, how did you become queen of the pirates?” he asked.

“By killing the king of the pirates,” she answered nonchalantly, like killing the pirate king was as mundane as getting coffee.

Sam choked, “You killed Delgado?”

She nodded. “In my original universe, I got nabbed by SysDef to infiltrate the Fleet. Delgado was obsessed with Kryx’s Legacy. I was obsessed with getting the artifacts and getting the fuck out of that universe. I helped him get Kryx’s Legacy, muscled out Naeva to become his second, and used the Fleet to finish getting the rest of the artifacts.

“In my second universe, I realized that it would just be easier and more efficient to take over the Fleet right away. So that’s what I’ve done ever since.” She opened her hand and a small bright ball of plasma formed in her palm. “Did you know plasma can burn through glass like a hot knife through butter? Or, more accurately, an 11,000 degree knife through butter.”

Sam stared at the bright ball in her hand and shuddered. “What are you?” he whispered.

She looked at him, “Starborn. I already told you.” She closed her hand into a fist and the light went out. “Anyway, I blasted him through the window of the war room. He never stood a chance. I declared myself queen, and if people didn’t fall in line, they’d be met with the same fate. People fell in line.” She shrugged. “It helped that I got Kryx’s Legacy within days of taking over. Whereas Del never got close in all his years. A lot of money buys a lot of loyalty.”

He looked at her in fear and awe. She was a monster. If there was anything human left, it had been burned away by whatever Unity was. He began pacing angrily again. “Are you going to let me out of here?” he demanded.

“Eventually.”

“Why the hell am I here?” Sam punched the wall in frustration.

She looked at him, but didn’t actually seem to see him. “I think I’m trying to punish myself. Maybe. I don’t know.” She looked back to the floor. “My Sam always could unravel me. Since the moment we met, he could slip past all my defenses and armor. Wasn’t even something he consciously tried to do.”

#starfield #sam coe #fanfic #fanfiction #coemancer #spacefarer #starborn #crimson fleet #murderhobo #murder hobo #seven days #day 2 #therealgchu writes #the coemancer crew

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a-cool-stick · 4 days

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Main difference between Crows and Ravens

crows are murderous

#and that's it #that's the post #ravens #crows #murder of crows #murder hobo #shitpost #birds #crows like murder #interesting facts

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just-some-moss-and-bones · 1 month

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you've heard of murder hobo. but get ready for

murder homo

#i know this is gonna be an unoriginal joke but i dont care #dnd memes #dnd #murder hobo

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wolffallsintodanmeihell · 4 months

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i got baldr's sky 3, he comes from nobility so i had to be accurate

i think the game is sick of my murder hobo shit tho

#bg3 #wolf rambles #meg rambles #murder hobo

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things-not-to-do · 2 months

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So, the last session I Dmed we had a new player. It was his first time playing the game, and he decided to play a Druid. Here are some of his quotes from that session (out of context)

“If I turn into a rat, does my dick stay 6 inches?”

“Can I cast two spells at once, like uhh.. speak with animals and charm person?”

“Is my ball hair red”

(After killing someone) “I wear him”

#dnd #what the fuck #murder hobo #funny #dnd druid

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wearesorcerer · 3 months

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I must say, I am deriving some immensely sick pleasure using the Blood Elf "Blood" Mage (fire caster) in WarCraft III while having cheats enabled. I call down a Flame Strike, which may as well be fireball, and enemies die all at once instantaneously.

#fireball #WarCraft #WarCraft III #I love when things go boom!#murder hobo

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educationaldm · 10 months

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