#dilfs doing dilf things

[brokenanxiety]

the dilfs and their son

#rebecca's neurons are firing #mat barzal #matt martin #casey cizikas #dilfs doing dilf things #dilfs and mat #the mat(t)s #two pretty best friends...they might smooch... #do we think zeeker and marty did each others eye black?

[infinite-orangepeel]

oop i think he heard himself being called out, nobody move…

#i’m not naming names but… #rhymes with beve barrington #no other bisexual dilf pathetic men are doing it quite like steve #steve harrington #steve harrington headcanon #incorrect steve harrington #incorrect steve harrington quotes #steddie #joe keery #fruity four #stranger things #steve stranger things #bisexual steve harrington #gay steve harrington #steve harrington is a mother #babysitter steve #steve the babysitter #stranger things incorrect quotes #steddie incorrect quotes

[andy-clutterbuck]

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐲'𝐬 𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐋 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐞

#he went back to baker street andy he has great mouse detective things to do #or he went back to the spice cabinet idk #Andrew Lincoln #* #andygifs #Actual English Muffin Andrew Clutterbuck #THERE HE IS #The Mayor of Dilfshire #SANTA SCRUFF #BIG SOFT DILF ENERGY #he is even alive if he's not squinting when filming himself? no #ah my favorite cryptid #The Cotswolds Unicorn #*shoving him in my pocket and running through the english countryside* #his little hat #EXCUSE ME BUT THE NOSE™

[mattmurdeaux]

The Defenders (2017) ----> Daredevil: Born Again (2023)

6 years later and he's still doing the cane balance thing 😭💕

#daredevil #matt murdock #charlie cox #he's so cute 😭 #but also dilf at the same time #but really him still doing the cane balancing thing to pass the time is so adorable 💕

[jakexneytiri]

#i want him #to do unspeakable things to me #but also. i want him #daddy pookie <3 #dilf jake sully #dilf!jake sully #dilf! jake sully #dilf jake #jake sully avatar

[telleroftime]

Lucifer makes me very confused. I can't figure out whether I'm attracted to him, whether I want him to be my dad, or whether I want to be him. It's one of those emotions, now it's just a gamble as to which one.

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #could also be all three at the same time #wait... you don't understand how much my grin just dropped #this is yet another father figure I've considered for fanfiction #does he count as a dilf? do I have a thing for dilfs? #what's the aroace term for dilfs?

[nin-nyan-ve]

நா

NAA READY!

"ஏ! அண்ணன் வரார், வழிவுடு!"

Quick sketch of an older Makoto as Thalapathy Vijay from Leo! He's a fucking badass, man

#hello hello i am going to explode :)) where have i been? clearly doing important things like obsess over makoto and vijay.... #i am not immune. what can i say #art #krita #anime #illustration #artists of tumblr #rkgk #makoto naegi #danganronpa #thalapathy vijay #leo #he's a dilf btw. dilf naegi supremecy! also see: thalapathy vijay in leo for more dilf #BADASS MAAAAA! ORASAMA ODIDU! LEO~

[brokenanxiety]

casey and matt saying each other 💖🥺

and then mat saying matt 🥰

i need all three of my boys on a road trip together…the energy would be unmatched

#rebecca's neurons are firing #mat barzal #matt martin #casey cizikas #new york islanders #dilfs doing dilf things #isles dilfs on top #isles dilfs

[xinlyn]

|| I had to give my sunshine boy some praise, isn’t he handsome? ||

#leon #leon s kennedy #leon icons #leon s kennedy icons #leon kennedy re4 #leon mod #leon s kennedy re2 #leon s kennedy re #leon s kennedy re4 icon #leon kennedy icon #leon kennedy icons #i would let him step on me #i would let him do unspeakable things to me #i would let him ruin my life #i would let him fuck #sloppy toppy #dilf fr #my sunshine #my bbg <3 #one chance pls #im better than ada

[vanoefucks]

local dilf does bad things

#dilf = durge id like to fuck #bg3 #bg3edit #baldur’s gate 3 #gifs #oc: nalfein #HES SO BROOO i love him #cant wait to see him do terrible things #me vs giving all my guys the glossiest lips #so kissable

[ellie-shy]

At this point, just throw me any huge middle-aged long haired men with a tragic past that haunts them and calls their S/O with sweet nicknames, you'll bet that I'LL EAT THEM UP FOR BREAKFAST AAAAAAAA

i have a type and it's biting me in the ass

Their similarities are INSANE

SAME HAIRSTYLE

BOTH HAVE A TRAGIC PASS THAT HAUNTS THEM DAILY

THEY BOTH WEAR GREEN????

THEY LOVE TO WHITTLE??!!! HELLO???!!!

THEY ARE BURLY BEARS AND ARE FREAKING MEAT SHIELDS

THEIR ROMANCE SCENES ARE SPICY 👌👌👌

DEEP VOICES 😮‍💨😮‍💨😩😩

THEY HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR KIDS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

The fact that both of them will worship the ground their s/o walks on is IMMACULATE.

#dragon age #baldur's gate 3 #blackwall #halsin #dragon age inquisition #thom rainier #yea i have a thing for dilfs and what u gonna do about it??? 😒😒😤😤 #my art #i drew this under 30 mins so pardon the mess #i just gotta let this out of my system THE MOMENT I HAD A REALISATION #they gmfu fr fr 😮‍💨 #daddy issues ik ik shush 😒

[jakexneytiri]

why’s jake with a mask kinda…🫦🫦

#he’s always so hot????? #maybe it’s just me #but wtf. #the things i would do to have been able to see this in the film #👹👹👹 #jake sully avatar #avatar jake sully #dilf! jake sully #dilf jake sully #dilf!jake sully #daddy jake sully

[dyaddu]

I think about this a lot

#adam driver #can he be any more Daddy?? #he is my only dilf #that body is to die for #the things I'd do to this man #that chest #and those biceps #they haunt my dreams

[pandoratheprocrasticreator]

yakou furio's character is so tragic to me. i wanna meme about how they used the fridged wife trope but other than that it's like. he lost his family and later all of his coworkers and just. existed alone for years.

looking at the state the submarine and especially his bedroom was in, with everything being a mess and all the cigarette butts in his bed, yakou was clearly depressed. he wouldn't even take on any interesting cases to fulfill his passion as a detective because he was so afraid of the peacekeepers. instead he just kept his head down. surviving but not actually living.

and then he finally gets some new detectives to work at his agency and the first thing he can do is fail to save most of them from dying horribly. but the five that yakou did manage to save latch onto him and he starts getting into a leader role! even if his new coworkers are all rowdy and get into trouble they still respect him as a leader and look up to him.

the detectives keep picking fights with the peacekeepers that yakou has been trying so hard to dodge. and usually the resolution is kind of messed up because the victims die but the detectives prove themselves capable of handling the peacekeepers! they're helping people! for the first time in a while, yakou comes toe to toe with peacekeepers willingly, to help his new friends. he realizes that he is able to stand up against amaterasu corp, with the help of the others.

but by the time he realizes this, the stage has already been set. the letter from yomi turned his grief into anger and a thirst for vengeance. although yomi gave him the information and opportunity, yakou was ultimately the one who chose to murder the man who murdered his wife.

yakou has already rebuilt his life after his wife's death. the detectives at his agency look up to him and he would do anything for them. it would never be the same as the life he had with his wife but yakou had the chance to turn over a new leaf with a new found family who cares about him.

but instead, yakou plans a murder. he needs to die, over and over, in order to access the man he wants to kill and he accepts it. he needs to trick two kids, who look up to him and who he cares for, into becoming his accomplices to the murder and he accepts it. in the wake of forcing his detectives to witness his murder, he needs leave them in a lab filled with peacekeepers who want to kill them and he accepts it.

and it's not that he doesn't care about his detectives. yuma and halara disobeyed his orders and assaulted several peacekeepers, and he was willing to be arrested himself before throwing his employees under the bus. yuma and fubuki were implicated in terrorism and yakou and the others solve the case for them, then prepare to fight an army of peacekeepers to protect yuma.

for his murder plan, yakou only needs desuhiko and fubuki's powers. but he brings halara and vivia along as well because they would be able to protect the two younger detectives and fight their way out of the lab after yakou dies. he enacts his plan on a day that yuma wasn't around because he won't be able to help fight peacekeepers, so it's better to just keep him out of this mess. he covers up his murder-suicide to protect his detective's feelings, but also because they would be implicated as his accomplices if his plan was revealed.

and yakou probably expected that the other detectives would be fine. if they'd left him behind to die, the other detectives probably would have been able to either fight their way out or hide out in the lab a bit longer and figured out a good plan to escape. if yakou had his way, he would have gotten his revenge and his detectives would have gone home grief-stricken, but unharmed and forever unaware of their roles in his death.

but yakou doesn't account for the fact that the other detectives would try to save his life. yuma doesn't run after the hitman and escape the peacekeepers, he stays behind to beg yomi to help yakou. fubuki uses up all her energy to rewind time to try to prevent yakou's death instead of helping the others escape the lab. halara, vivia, and desuhiko not only have to fight off peacekeepers, but they also have to carry yakou to a hiding spot to give first aid. and instead of calmly planning their next move, everyone is desperate to solve the case so there would be any chance of getting yakou to a hospital as quickly as possible.

one major theme of rain code is that despite tragedies that may have happened in the past, people can work together with those they care about to live a better life in the future. and yakou could have had that. his wife's death should have stayed in the past, and he should have continued to mentor the other detectives, solving mysteries together and enjoying each other's companies.

but yakou couldn't let the past stay in the past. he had every chance to not go through with his murder. he has new people he loves, but he manipulates them and puts them in danger in order to get back at the person who killed the last person he loved. his victory was a pyrrhic one. he got his revenge but in return, he destroyed himself and his detectives' trust in him. he enjoyed his revenge momentarily before dying and leaving his new family, who he used their love and trust for him to his advantage, to pick up the pieces.

yakou furio had lost everything in the past. but in trying to pursue it he destroyed everything he had in the present. that's the tragedy of his character to me.

#shut up pandora #rain code #master detective archives: rain code #yakou furio #character analysis #yakou is one of my favorite characters btw #hes a good person at his core though he fucked up #but also you dont have to be a good person to be a really good character which i think he is #this is @ ppl in youtube comments slamming on yakou for being stupid in chapter 4 btw #like thats the point #thats whats good about his character #would you have preferred if he were JUST a fun dad who gets fridged #thats fucking boring #we do nuance in this household and by household i mean my personal blog #but also what he did was pretty fucked up especially for the kids that he actually got involved #vivia was screaming crying throwing up bc it was a vivia chapter but i wanna see what fubuki's reaction was to the whole thing #bc man is she never gonna want to use her forte again #tragic anime dilfs will scar their kids for life in an elaborate and painful murder suicide instead of going to therapy #i like to acknowledge both sides of characters in general #but yeah while yakou was a really good mentor for the others at the agency and definitely loved them all very much #he put his want for revenge over his love for his found family #and died before he could reconcile to said found family about it

[pyotrkochetkov]

panthers @ islanders | december 23, 2022

#matt martin #new york islanders #hockeyedit #myedits #dilf doing dilfy things

[steakout-05]

OK SO THE TRAILER FOR THE NEW GARF MOVIE CAME OUT (and of course youtube didnt tell me about it until now) AND!!! ITS SO CUTE!!!!!! so here's me yelling and screaming and fanboying about how much i love how this movie looks so far :D

ok first off, BABY GARF!!! HE IS A TINY BALL!!! LITTOL GUY!!!! :D

he's so miniscule! so microscopic! an atom! he's tiny!!! but he's just living in a box who would abandon such a little guy :( (his dad probably. yeah he's in this movie and i hope Garfield's mum is also in here because she appeared in a classic Garfield special and she's so lovely)

after this scene we see our first look at Jon (my beloved) eating alone at an Italian restaurant, and like, this means so much to me. look at these shots:

i'm not sure if they're in order or not but like. look at the way he watches the family! he has a look of bittersweet love and sadness in his eyes and i'm just,,, 🥺 he just wants to be a dad.... i love how Jon has always kinda been portrayed as a father figure to his pets, in classic shows and specials he calls Garf and Odie his boys, in Garfield Gets Real he calls them his kids and now here, he wants to be a father so bad i'm going to burst into tears i love this man

the garf appears!! the littol baby has arrived!! the tiny little miniscule microscopic molecule atom of a cat has approached the window!!!

the way Jon puts his finger to the window, the way he cuddles baby Garf with so much tender loving care and adoration..... he's so sweet i love him!! how can people hate this man?? look at him!!! look this sweet and loving father figure in the eyes and tell him you hate him. you cannot. he's too pure for this world

also i haven't mentioned this yet, but it's commonly accepted in the Garfield fandom that Garfield was born in a pizza shop and then was transferred to a pet shop where Jon then adopted Garfield in 1978, but to be honest, i didn't really like the pet shop part of that backstory. the pizza place part was great but i dunno, Jon just going to a pet shop and buying Garfield isn't as heartfelt to me. this backstory though? i LOVE. two lonely creatures meeting each other and forming a family is so adorable and sweet, especially for modern Garfield. i feel like we need less cynicism in modern Garfield and more stuff like this i love it so much,,, also this movie looks fucking beautiful holy shit

i really like this part because like, Garfield didn't develop his bizarrely huge diet over time. dude was BORN with it. and like look at that look on Jon's face, he looks like he hasn't even finished processing what just happened yet and is just staring into the mist wondering what and how and why that happened. beautiful. also that second image is really funny to me it should have a silly ominous text post caption on it

also this shot, i didn't notice it the first time but holy shit the look of absolute HORROR on Jon's face!! he is witnessing the TRUE extent of Garfield's powers and he is NOT ready for it man i love this shot so much

okok so what i REALLY LOVE about this specific shot is that it reminds me of a classic Garfield strip where Jon is attempting to give Garfield a bath!! here's the strip it reminds me of:

Jon doesn't actually wear anything but like. the fact that he has to go through so much preparation to give Garfield a bath so he doesn't claw him up in the movie, it just has to be a reference to this strip it's gotta be man i'm betting money on it. also hiii Lyman :)

this scene is so fucking pretty!!! look at the warm colours! it feels so homely and it's exactly how i feel reading my dad's old Garfield comic books! all the warm bright colours and gentle lighting, all the freshly baked lasagna that i really wanna eat because it's so delicious looking.... how can people say that Jon doesn't feed Garfield when he is RIGHT THERE grating extra cheese for him because he knows Garfield likes extra everything in his lasagna. such a sweet adorable man :') i'd like to see ihatejonarbuckle make a good rebuttal to THIS

there's some other neat little references in this movie too, like the Stuck On You plushies made by Dakin being referenced with Garfield smacking into a car after his dad throws him out of a train,

and a reference to the giant Garfield balloon at a Macy's Thanksgiving parade that makes me think that 'Garfield' the comic is canon in this movie, it's created by Jon (cause y'know he's supposed to be a cartoonist) and it's based off his own stories with Garfield and it is now an international phenomenon like in our world. neat!

the question is though, does Garfield know he's a worldwide sensation or does he have absolutely no idea? it'd be funny if it was the latter option honestly cause he'd be extremely confused yet flattered as to why there's a random giant balloon dedicated to him in the city

so the big dude on the left is Garfield's dad, but also, this reminds me of this other Garfield comic where Garfield meets his former self from 1978 and they proceed to eat all the food in the fridge together. thought that was cool :D

(it'd be really funny if this was Garfield's dad and he was messing with Garfield by telling him they are one in the same haha)

oh yeah and here's the two of them eating everything in Jon's fridge from the movie:

see what i mean? there's a similarity there and i think it's really funny. also Jon's probably thinking "wtf there's two of them now???" like Garfield got so fat that he just split into two cats or something lol

so! does it look like a good movie? abso-fucking-lutely yes!!! i am SO excited to go see this one! i think this is the best Garfield media we've gotten in YEARS! i love the colours and the shots, i love the slight modern redesign they gave Jon, Odie looks a little weird but he's still super fun and adorable, and while i do find it odd that the Garfield balloon looks more like Garfield than he does, i do like how expressive the characters' eyes are and it's miles better than the previous 3D Garfs we got! i really wanna see this movie and boy am i going to be RAVING about it for WEEKS this blog will be FILLED with Garfield for the next few weeks when this goes digital!! super jazzed to see it!!

and with that, here's one more comparison that i think is extremely funny:

#garfield #garfield movie #garfield 2024 #jon arbuckle #odie #SCREAMING AND SCREAMING #AAAAGAAHAGAHGA #i'm SO EXCITED FOR THIS MOVIE YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!! #watch this go from a jetpack joyride blog to a garfield blog immediately after the movie releases #this is the one thing i have to see this is the only movie i want to see it's gonna be so worth it #the world needed more of jon being a dad and they finally delivered #i'm going crazy over Jon do you know how much i love that man #he's such a babygirl and a dilf and a malewife and a cringefail and a relatable self insert all in one #how can you not love him #anyway enough Jon simping it's time for GARFIELD MOVIE SWEEP!!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!!